put the "rude and fat" on the roof and make it go poof!
Mom That watress is so rude and fat!!! Son "Mom!! just say, ruefdat!! Not 'rude and fat'.". Mom "Why?" son Because vibrationaly its much better and apparently that person is going through some kind of horrible 'rue' and you dont want that rue to get into you, because it will ruin your day! so just say, "ruefdat!!", put it on da roof, say a little prayer for her and then make it go poof!! Mom "You mean like the roof!! the roof!! the roof is on fire, we dont need no water let the rude and fat waitress... learn l!!!?? Son Dats it mom!!!