twubie n; a ‘twitter newbie’, no longer a ‘twirgin’.
before I was a twubie… I was a lonely twirgin…….never had any kind of twexual, disquisition, twexcursion……..
But now i twill…. And not only, it twont be twithout twearing my Leposi, pocket full of twosis, covid, swalon, twask..
I twomis to tweligiously twear, twondoms!
you don’t even have to ask,
but I must twinsit, that you keep a swafe, swocial, twistance,
and to, twease, at all twimes, twear your twask,,,,unless you twant twump to twin again, twicking your, twother, twucking, twass, twice!, then twust me, you twont be needing a twask, youll be needing a Cuomo-sapien-twentilator, twevice, but by that twime, twife as you know it, twill end, rather twickly, as you twasp for your, last, breath of twair……..
Twitter + Newbie