20 Aug 2019

tarbander

Definition


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tarbander n; any weed bartender, usually at locations that ban the smoking of dangerous, tar filled, cigarettes, ie the famous Bulldog bars in Amsterdam

 

tarbander; anyone who rolls a joint that contains 100% weed, without adding any tobacco tar  

 

 

Note

Tar is the common name for the resinous, partially combusted particulate matter produced by the burning of tobacco and other plant material in the act of smoking. Tar is toxic and damages the smoker's lungs over time through various biochemical and mechanical processes.[1] Tar also damages the mouth by rotting and blackening teeth, damaging gums, and desensitizing taste buds. Tar includes the majority of mutagenic and carcinogenic agents in tobacco smoke. Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAH), for example, are genotoxic via epoxidation.

 

Lung cancer

 

One of the most known diseases caused by smoking is lung cancer. A few carcinogens commonly found in tar include benzene, acrylamide and acrylonitrile. Smoking exposes delicate cells inside the lungs directly to these compounds. This causes mutations in the DNA of the cells, which leads to cancer. According to the World Health Organization's report, "Tobacco Smoke and Involuntary Smoking", 90 percent of all cases of lung cancer are attributable to smoking.[6]

 

 

 

Swedish

 

bander

physics) a band; a group of energy levels

a tie, a connection, a relation; from a person to another person or to a place

 

French

bander 

 

 

intransitive, slang) To have a hard-on, to get a hard-on.

 

 

Example use


 

At BullDogs bar, Amsterdam

 

sir  "excuse me can i have a cigarette?"

 

tarbander  "yes you, "can-sir"(cancer), its your choice.....but we dont sell cigs in here and you have to smoke them outside this establishment"

 

 

tarbander     "Im sorry mam, smoking cigarettes is banned, its not allowed in here, but we do have a wide variety of healthy weed to smoke"

 

mam       "oh, ok, then i guess ill have the kush.... So how long have you been a tarbander?"

 

tarbander    "Ever since i quit smoking cigs, drinking alcohol, then fled from the most dangerous, gun filled country in the world, USA, and moved to the most fun, safe and healthy country of Amsterdam.... mam "

 

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bartender

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