woffie n; wine and coffee hybrid, or coffee mixed with alcohol such as wiskey, kahlua etc
v; to accidentaly mix two different substances and then to drink it
"mom, you just poured your glass of wine into your cup of coffee!!!??"
"oh, oops... i guess i just did a "woffie"
bye uolls! n, used in parting during a conversation to confirm all is 'OK', express good wishes, and to give 'blessings'
literally; " 'ok, 'olls korrect', so goodbye to you all, with 'blessings' "
And then you can blow most peoples mind by telling them the origin of "OK", Ever wonder why we say, "OK'?
"geez my snoopy-dogs, im glad we're doing a "kot-tago" today, don't get me wrong, i do like to 'hear the first bird sing', but its so hard to get up that early...... but then i again, i do burn off a lot of calories by getting up early, walking down 15 flights of stairs, and then going to a park, just to hear a bird sing .... but just not today"
KOT-TAGO ; sleep in, hide out and get 'KOT' up inside; to be 'bad'( by breaking a routine, or commitment ie job, school; to 'play hooky')
to hide out, inside, being one with your pet(s)
KOT; 'Keep On Tugging' with whatever it is that makes one happy ie; hang out with the cat or pets, watch tv, or create things via writing, drawing, painting, singing or to just Keep On Tugging with doing absolutely nothing at all if that's what tugs one's boat
hiding out, at home;a 'tome-cat' who enjoys curling up to a good thick book in silence
flug n, any unidentifiable, 'flying bug', especially a flug that bugs
flug v, to annoy or bug
'That frikin flug!!
galfrant v; out of control, public, girlfriend rant, against a boyfriend or friend. usually drawing a lot of on-looker attention.
"Yo bro, what was that all about, with your girlfriend!!??
Ya you just witnessed her infamous "galfrant"! my ball n chain gets totally out of control in public!! why can't she wait until we get home to rant!! she loves to galfrant to show everybody how she controls me, im such a dick!!
wow wow wow!, now don't you start having a 'faglrant' yourself!!".....
check out this galfrant youtube clip
onaboblerbit v; the act of sleeping on the stomach for fear of emasculation (castration)
onaboblerbit n; afraid of waking up without a penis usually because of living and sleeping with an extremely jealous partner who threatens to castrate if she catches infidelity
v; fear of fellatio because of the thought of getting bit
Ona boblerbitch n; a cock chopper; any female who threatens to castrate her man, for any reason
dude, im 'onaboblerbit' !!! she said she'd cut my pecker clean off if she ever caught me cheating"
"So dont cheat!, break up with your 'Ona boblerbitch' now, she's psyco!
"move with a short, jerking motion," late 14c., probably connected to Middle English bobben "to strike, beat" (late 13c.), perhaps of echoic origin. Another early sense was "to make a fool of, cheat" (early 14c.). Related: Bobbed; bobbing. The sense in bobbing for apples (or cherries) recorded by 1799.
bobler; one who moves unsteadily side to side
"hey r u lookin for some fun?"
" well see here, if you're just an olofzie looking for some bed n bread, you're climbing down the wrong chimney..... mr hole in yr head!!"
"I dream of drinking you, while im 'inu', waiting for the 'drin drin', while I drink you in"
Hawaiian Maori Tahitian
drin drin; telephone ring
inu, 'nina', female, woman
slar kella; (as a response, affirmation, statement to "everything ok?")
slar kella; Solid Like A Rock, Standing like A Rock, warrior
slar kella; Stay Loose And Ready warrior
slar kella; So Long Alright, warrior
The meaning of the name Kella is Warrior
Wog adaptation of the word ‘killa’(killer), which is also there word for something which is cool.
From Old Norse slá from Proto-Germanic *slahan¹, from Proto-Indo-European *sla- (?to hit, strike, throw?).
1. hit, punch or beat (someone); to give a blow.
2. strike; to hit, especially with some kind of tool.
3. defeat; win against; to beat
4. break a record
5. to become a hit, to become very popular
" Did you see that World Cup match!!??"
"slar kella!! You bet I did!! and it was awesome!"
"So Alls clear??"...... slar kella!!!"
blu; shy, unassuming
lubly v; choosing to react with love against an attacker; to love the unlovable; to reverse the cycle of hate
lubly v; to turn the 'hate' one feels towards someone into genuine 'love' instead.
lubly n; a person who hurts as the one who needs 'love' the most
lubly n; a 'bullying' support group
"when we love the unlovable, lives are changed. It “reverses the cycle of hate, breaks the back of bullying, and launches us into a new cycle of life.
it is important to understand that a bully is often the victim of hate themselves and to feel better they try to assert hateful power over
someone else. That’s why you could be the start of a new cycle. You could choose to react with LOVE. Love that is a choice an action of the will..." Dawson McAllister
"FEEL THE LUBLY!!"
this bully will punch you and then make you hug him
pau; spotted dragonet (fish)
gal; crazy mad insane wrong incorrect
gumbel-dorisday (exclamation);to be gobsmacked by sudden news and realization that some very unsuspecting person is gay
gumbel-dorisday!(exclamatory statement) what to say when you find out someone is gay
"What!!?? Well, gumbel-dorisday!!!, I had no idea that guy was gay!!!.. all this time, It should have been me up there with Ms Day!!!
Gumble; "YAAA, Yaa!! Ay caramba!! Hip, hip hurray! Today is the "Day"!! I finally "dumbled" across the final door, I'm one step closer to my very special, and patient Ms“Day” amour. It just buttons me up, I don’t know what to say. It's not just about the lay or some kind of American gigolo doin it just for the pay, I've waited a long time for this, its more about the “de-lay-”, I just can't believe it, all those lonely nights spent without my Day?!! And now to discover, Rocks always been out of the picture!! Way out of the way,,,,,,,, IS he really gay ?????
voice from heaven >
Rock; "Hey 'Dumbel', it’s me, "Rock", yes, I'm really gay, sorry about the, "delay" and for disrupting your lady killing, "gumbption" way, but you really weren’t misled, I'm afraid it’s simply because you are a certain kind of "fibliobile", extremely illiterate, not too well read. Today is also the day you discover Ive been out of your picture for 'dickaids' because I've also been very dead!! I may be just a spirit still faggen, but it looks again as if you've fallen off your dumble-ass wagon…..”
Gumbel: ok! I get it!! i guess youre really gone, i just hope doris will still have me after waiting for me for so long. Im so sorry doris!!!
gumbel-dorisday!!!! i never new that guy was gay!!!
drow v; to draw a picture using, letters, numbers or words
drow; to turn a word of something into a picture or cartoon
Example of how to 'drow'
drow (plural drow)
drow; a soldier
Yo can you "drow"?
ya i can 'draw'
no, i said 'drow'
What do you mean by 'drow'?
It means to 'draw' a picture or cartoon from letters and numbers
ya you got it!! WORD
meetu ao(mitu-ayo); Literally, ‘Ya, ‘I love you too’; Lovely meeting/seeing you!
Or as, "appreciation" for sharing intimate thoughts and feelings, especially when the exchange is on a mental or spiritual level.
'meetu ao' can also be used just to remind one to stay 'strong', 'balanced', 'fearless', and to keep it flowing 'from the 'heart' with 'love'
meetu ao meetu ao!
what does that mean"
means i 'love you too'
But i didnt say i love you?
sceautiful n, adj, (pronounced, scee- ah- you-teeful);
sexy, cute & beautiful; a treasure , "dame-fully" employed
Old English from 5th century until 11th century
sceatt; meaning, "wealth" or "treasure"
sceat; projection, lap, bosom
"honey you are priceless, absolutely 'scea-utiful'!!!!
hoto nevage; wishing one to the ‘highest part of nirvana’(antonym to ‘go to hell’)
hoto nevage is a‘ super, empyrean blessings of
Health Of The Oceans(for optimum health)
Heart Of The Oak
(reminding to stay brave, and have a valorous spirit)
and ‘nevage’ (‘neva’’age’, ‘never age’, e.g. stay young at heart), ‘neva’ give up
and as a reminder to, ‘Not Have Ego’, have confidence, for all the sufferings are caused by the worries of greed, hate and ignorance and all the worries are caused by the root of holding to the concept of ego
“opening up to yourself about death so that you're no longer shielding it from your mind (which you're likely doing unconsciously, as that's how most of us were brought up in the West) can begin to be a great source of peace and help you appreciate the many joys in your everyday life.”
HOTO; Health Of The Oceans
HOTO; Heart Of The Oak
hoto ; Japanese for ‘male’ and ‘female’
nevage(nehva-gey’) never age
nevage; neva ‘never’ quit ‘ge’
ge;to give up, to surrender, to quit
EGO: Ya dude once everything falls into place, Ill finally be at peace
spirit: HOTO nevage, lego the ego, be at peace and everything will be in place
plurt; to plurtake in playful, polite flirting; when the flirter already knows the flirtee 'aint free', as in, 'already taken', but regardless, the two happily plurtake in the 'plurting', until the plurting can't go any further, it actually starts hurting
plurting; flirting with disaster usually ending with someone getting hurt
plurt; when the flirting turns into cheating and hurting
plurtake; to partake in "plurting"
hey dude did she just lift her skirt??!!
ya and i replied with a plurt!!
Why didn't you keep it going, why were you so curt??!!
Because it started to frikin hurt, that's her boyfriend over there dude, be on the alert, she's just plurting!
plurts sooo good!!
snogo slyter v; to outfox, edge out a competitor or a friend in order to catch a fox
"slyter of hand"
snogo slyter; a bar drink; sno "snow" mixed with ogo 'water'; ice water, a 'slyce' of lemon or lime can be added(optional)
steal a kiss : to kiss someone in a quick and sudden way <She stole a kiss (from him) and ran away.>
ogo means water in all the languages below
Hey mr saboteur of foxes! before you continue with the snogo slyter moves you better buy me a drink!!
Ok, here you go!!!
Its a snogo slyter!!! Its snow mixed with ogo, ho!!!
Hey this is ice water, we aint good to go!!!
hmm, well golly snoster ill just have to take you off my snogo roster!!
bathers-klite n; premeditated excuse, before being asked out on a date
a deliberate hint, to turn a date down with a lame excuse
bathers-klite v; a scramble to avoid an obvious jabberwocky
klite; a polite, 'klutsen', plight; a get away from a rambling kluts
klutsen; to scramble or get away
So whats up with you this weekend?
Oh, aah, a lot, i gotta shave my doggy's butt tonight"
Domdatre plun! (dom-dot-trey-ploon)
Domdatre plun n; dominant dater and builder of things; to flourish like the palm tree, 'three' times a charm
"domdatre plun!"; as a toast or cheers, or between couples on their first dates for luck
domdatre plun v; no fear: to live like there’s no tomorrow, go out and ‘plun’, have ‘plenty of play and fun time with poon’(Lord Almighty); date as much as possible in order to increase your chances of success
Domdatre plun; denotes a mantra, an idea that regardless of past failures, whether in business or relationships, as long as you don't quit and keep trying, you will reach the pinnacle of success
domdatre plun; prudent modal; to flourish like the ‘palm tree’ with ‘style’, wisdom, good judgment, common sense, and shrewdness
Domdatre plun; most alpha of males; self-confidence, success, moral and physical strength
By ussing a, "domdatre plun" mindset is similar to how in the film, Ground Hog Day, Bill Murray finally decided to 'let go and have fun playing', 'doing what he loved over and over again until he got it so right', he 'triumphed' and pulled in his soul mate
denoting a state or condition.
datre; date, fruit of the palm, "three"
plun; plenty of play and fun with poon(God) at your side
Bro youre on fire! this is your 5th date this week!
Domdatre plun bro! youre never gonna meet anyone if you stay home alone, its really hard to find that right one person in your life so you might as well have fun with all the wrong ones until you meet the right one!!!
That actually makes sense!!
"The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree," said the psalmist (Psalm 92:12). And there is very good reason why that tree should be taken as a type or picture of the righteous man; there is also excellent reason why the prominence of the palm tree in the prophet's vision should picture the truth that man's goodness is the fair and excellent result of much communion with God.
Domdatre plun resembles the sacred palm tree in terms of:
ITS UPRIGHTNESS. Some trees are irregular, they are twisted and tortuous in their growth; some hug the ground before they rise; but the palm rises straight toward heaven, it stands upright among the trees. Like "skyscrapers" or "Like some tall palm the noiseless fabric grew." The good man is well figured here; he is the man who does not stoop, who does not bend and bow earthward, who stands erect, who moves in one heavenward direction, who is governed constantly by true and abiding principles. And these he gains from God and from his house. There, in the sanctuary, he is sustained in his principles, is reminded of them, gains fresh inspiration to illustrate and adorn them.
ITS FRUITFULNESS. The palm, as a fruit-bearing tree, bearing a fruit which is remarkably nutritious - for the date will sustain life for a long time, without any other kind of food - is an admirable picture of the righteous man. He bears fruit; he is expected to "bear much fruit," and fruit of many kinds: excellency of spirit, - love, joy, peace, long-suffering, etc.; worthiness of life, - consistency, blamelessness, practical kindness, etc.; earnest effort to do good, - patient, prayerful endeavor to awaken the slumbering, to elevate the fallen, to comfort the sorrowful, to encourage the feeble, etc.
ITS BEAUTY. The palm tree lends a great charm to the landscape when seen standing in clusters upon the heights against the sky; and its evergreen foliage makes each particular tree an object of beauty. The righteous man is he whose character is fair, excellent, admirable. When he is what his Master calls on him to be, and what he actually becomes when he seeks the strength and refreshment to be found in communion with God, then the more he is observed the more he is admired. Those qualities are found in him which are "lovely and of good report;" he is unselfish, pure, considerate, open-handed, patient, brave, loyal, loving. His goodness, like the foliage of the palm, grows not near the ground, where it can easily be soiled and lost, but high up, where lower things cannot damage or destroy it.
IV. ITS ELASTICITY. The fiber of the palm is so elastic that, even when loaded with considerable weights, it still grows determinately upwards (see Smith's 'Dictionary of the Bible'). The good man may have much to depress him and to hamper his growth, but if he "dwells in the house of the Lord," he will rise, notwithstanding all that would otherwise check him, to a noble height of virtue and of piety.
V. ITS ULTIMATE TRIUMPH. It does not promise much at the beginning. "It is rough to the touch and enveloped in dry bark, but above it is adorned with fruit... so is the life of the elect, despised below, beautiful above;... down below straitened by innumerable afflictions, but on high it is expanded into a foliage... of beautiful greenness" (see 2 Corinthians 4:17; Hebrews 12:11).
Still dont know where Domdatre plun comes from??
glossauricon; a slick, global collaboration of tanslingual bits; international vocabulary for all languages to use
Ya, we do have lots of pidgeons in Cali!
No, i said, 'callipygian' which means you have a nice behind in Greek!!
How do you know that?
from a glossauricon!
What? A shiny leprechaun??
rimtym-teon; to get rimmed, eat major crow, and then congratulate, apologize and suck up to the same person one tried to destroy
RIMtymteon; Revenge In Motion, big 'tym'; after a barrage of vicious 'teon' attacks
(As a victorious acclamation) rimtymteon baby!!
In 'tym', the one who truly and completely embody's all the characteristics seen in the powerfully packed, Ancient Greek word, 'tym' is a fighter who never quits and shows greater;
The name Teon is an Anglo-Saxon baby name. In Anglo-Saxon the meaning of the name Teon is: Harms.
teon; a puny, peon, 'teon' attack that shrinks and shrivels
‘God gave man a penis and a brain but only enough blood to run one at a time’
rewenai n; 'dill' fated, repeated decicions that eventually ruin; Olympic level stupid
rewenai; a man’s consistant and conscious acts of stupidity that eventually ruin lives usually because of an out of control, 'ai' penis; much worse than being a dick
rewenai; one once judged as rational and intelligent but turns out to be unashamedly stupid.
Note the word, ‘rewenai’ can be used between dudes as a, ‘REW’, a ‘Reminder Early Warning’ to not let the ‘ai’, as in ‘one eyed snake’ ruin a life!
rew; variant of ‘rue’, have sorrow, regret
rew; a ‘sexcession’ of dumb indescretions; in a row
REW; Reminder, Early Warning
Apalai a Caribian language spoken in Brazil. Approximately 450 people speak Apalai
bro, rewenai!! rewenai!!, time to go home, its late and you've had one too many already, so skip the strip club!! you got way too much to lose!! Its not worth it!!
Ya, you're right!!! thanks for the rewenai!!
No worries thats what friends are for!
bahlwerg v,n; to leave a ball game early and miss an amazing comback usually because of a lack of faith in one's team
bahlwerg; to blame someone else for having to leave an event too early, especially blaming the youngest of kin
bahlwerg; to jump the gun and miss the fun
1. An exclamation of disgust: yuck
indicates astonishment, resignation and despise; usually used after noticing or hearing something you don't like or you don't know what to think about, to avoid commenting or giving an answer to a question.
1. indicates disdain or unbelief
Word Origin and History for bah
exclamation of contempt, 1817, perhaps c.1600, probably from French bah, Old French ba, expressing surprise, scorn, dismay. Perhaps simply a natural exclamation in such situations; cf. Greek babai!, an exclamation of surprise.
WERG; short for; We R Going
Alright ive had enough, werg!! werg!!! were out of here, we have no chance to comeback
But daddy it aint over til its over, don’t do another “bahlwerg” on me again!! jumpin the gun and missin the fun!!??
You look sick and I miss Ted, lets beat the traffic and get you off to bed
Ok dad but if they comeback and win its on you and Ted, so how bout you go ahead instead cause im a loyal fan, im not a jump the gun, bahlwerg, teddy goober!! so I think i'll just wait until the game is over and then ill take an uber !!!
doles wong(dol-es-wong, or ‘do less wong’); stop asking for the dollars! At least do less of it. Stop doling out the pain!
doles; ‘selod’(slowed)to a stop
DOL-es wong; Dream On Loser
doles wong! ‘Jangan minta duit lagi!’
doles; do less
When to use “doles wong”or ‘doles’ ?
Use “doles wong” when it concerns, ‘wong’ ‘uang’(money, dollars) when bargaining, especially for expatriates in Philipines or Indonesia or while in other countries where the value of the US dollar is high
Use “doles ” when you want someone to not just slow down but to stop doing what they are doing because you don’t like what they are doing
doles; to stop causing ‘dol’ (greif, or pain)
doles; (dol-less)to decrease the ‘dol’ or pain by an even more slowed down ‘woles’(slow or slowly)
dol' sorrow, pain; doldre; to hur; dolus; trickery deception; evil intent, embracing malice and fraud
“please mister!! beli dong!! beli dong!!!
buy it for me please… give me dolla give me dolla!!!!"
“good grief!! doles wong! doles wong!!!”
cakau n,v('choc' 'au') naughty or disorderly with chocolate
Caka; to be content, to shine
Caka, untuk menjadi konten, untuk bersinar
chosen one ... derived from Arabic origins ... form of Chakir
au; I, me, my.
ou; An exclamation of awe and surprise; wow.
au; I, me
Oh my astaga!!!?? cakau cakau!!??
ya daddy, cakau! cakau! heehee!!
"Panis wiro!! because that's the way wiro!
Heres how it works, I teach, you learn, and then you share it!"
panis wiro;literally; "I can dare to pay you with my, ‘panis’ (politeness + manis, 'sweetness') because that's how wiro" ('we ro' = 'we roll')
panis wiro; to pay with being ‘polite’ and manis ‘sweet’ at first which can turn into other acts of kindness
can be an intimate and sweet response to a request for payment or as a bargaining phrase to help get the price down to a reasonable figure
panis; polite + manis ‘sweetnes’
wiro; we 'roll', thats how we ro, or thats how we do things
wi; we, together, yes
ro; peace, tranquility, quiet
RO; Room Only
hey you still need my help?
how much you dare to pay me?
panis wiro adja dong!!!! If you can take my panis for now! then 'wiro' baby, we're good to go, cause where im from, that's how wiro...!
apa si!!? ahh! puspa! kacau!!! gimanasi!!!?? bule gila!! = you crazy !!"
Im sorry but, no 'panis'?? no ro dong!!!...... dats da way wiro!!
Geneva hoot; to kick off an "apres-ski" party by skiing halfway down a mountain to stop at a chalet, bar or restaurant, relax, sunbathe, breath in fresh mountain air, all while taking in heavenly views, having a beer or any 'Geneva spirit' of choice and having a hoot to boot(note: can substitute with any other non alcoholic beveridge such as hot chocolate, coffee or ‘snogo-slyter’(water mixed with untouched, heavenly mountain, snow, with a lemon or lime slice :)
geneva hoot; to sunbathe outside in freezing temperatures while being refreshingly warmed from hot rays reflecting off the snow which intensifies a tan
apres-ski social activity (as at a ski lodge) after a day's skiing
a hoot;a good time
“The best part about a ski trip is the apres-ski preceded by a Geneva hoot to kick it off officially and after an eventful day of skiing, there’s nothing better than relaxing at a slope side restaurant or bar slamming drinks in all your ski gear at a bar at the top of a mountain, its heavenly. (Or the middle of a mountain kicking it off with a Geneva hoot) The only thing to remember if you plan on partying on the mountain is that you still have to make your way down the mountain afterwards!
Etymology of Geneva
gin, especially jenever, switzerland
hey there looks like you're having a 'Geneva hoot' all by your lonesome, can we join!?
Of course, and then how bout we race to the bottom?
ok, whoever makes it down last buys the drinks !!
Ok, bottoms up then!!
Remember girls! When drinking and skiing you must never keep the knees together whatever you do, it's very bad
why is that????
I'll tell you later at the party
ok, hocalocte baby, your turn to bite the bullet!!
ok..... oh, oh OUCh!!! It burns!!!! give me water!!!! You win!
“she who loses key actually gets nookey”
leym; nuf-damental bang matters; unsuccessful at getting laid (pronounced as, 'lay-em', 'lay them', as in, 'laying eggs'; one's, 'lame', unsuccessful attempt at getting laid
leym; a lame, 'one night couldnt stand' where the man regrets and the woman begets
leym; after a night of drinking at a bar, waking up to find someone elses car keys in your shorts which for a minute makes you feel as if you actually got laid for once, even craving an after sex cigarette for a minute (and you don’t even smoke) until reality sets in and you realize that you not only didn’t get laid but the girl who gave you her keys to hold at the bar most certainly did, with someone else
leym; drinking too much, matters; of a certain kind of big bang theory
leym; to spend large sums of money at a strip club just to look at girls when you can do that at home for free on the internet