pornasictater(porn-assic-tater); aka, ‘The master-tater’, (male or female); exemplar of the mantra he or she who hesitates, masterbates; usually one who pornasictates, doesnt attempt to accomplish anything, rarely going outside the house to meet anyone, so ends up being known as a, ‘sick, stay-homer, porn watching, couch potato, loner boner, stoner
hey whatever happened to your friend Donald ?
Ya he donald ducked outta sight and mind after that last break-up.. He's been pornasictating in his room for so long they call him the 'pornasictater' a sick addiction to not trying to live anymore, a master 'hesitater', only wants to be a lazy stay home 'porn' watchin couch potato, its pretty sad..
ratscoinapter!; used to express annoyance because of creative hesitation; e.g., to think of a new idea about anything, especially coining new words and app ideas but because of hesitating too long to actually legally retain the idea, you find someone else had already officially created it via some form of publication
ratscoinapter n; one who is terrible at setting goals and fulfilling them but is a master of ideas, hesitation and being a coward
ratscoinapter; to have a creative idea, kept in secret(usually for a long period of time) and for one not to share the idea with anyone, not even closest friends or family, for fear of someone else stealing the idea, but then to one day discover someone else had the same light bulb go off in their brain, but the only difference is that they went out and executed the idea
ratscoinapter; a bolted, wide awake, blood pumping, panic that courses through the veins when one finds out their idea or invention had already been taken, usually causing the hesitater to, go ballistic, throwing and punching things, yelling and screaming out expletives, aching with regret, envy, and a prolonged bout with insomnia
There are countless stories of people(artists) experiencing ratscoinapter mostly because of the fear of failure and shame. So to combat this self destructive instinct an artist can keep some kind of inspirational quote close to them, something powerful enough to keep you going, such as the quote below by Goeth
“Until one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back concerning all acts of initiative (and creation), there is one elementary truth that ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then Providence moves too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have occurred. A whole stream of events ensues from the decision, raising in one’s favor all manner of unforeseen incidents and meetings and material assistance, which no man could have dreamed would have come his way. Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now.”
I cant beleive it!! Someone already created my idea!!
Ratscoinapter bro!! You cant hesitate when you think of new ideas, or new words, you gotta coin it right away by publishing it, not "apter" someone else does
Ya youre 'appsolutely' right!! ratscoinapter!! big time, i had 12 years to execute my idea but failed to do so, so its all me on me.. never again!!
folgier n; (pronounced like 'soldier'); aka, folgier of fortunes; a fundraising golf soldier; any person, entity or organization who supports raising money via golf charity events, and then gives all the proceedes to people who are in need, e.g the long running partnership between the four seasons and Byron Nelson golf events that has positively impacted a community by helping to raise more than 150 million dollars for Momentous Institute which has impacted over 100,000 lives
folgier; a fan, friend, follower and supporter of any professional game, especially golf; to be mad (in a good way) about golf, but with only the experience of playing miniature golf
Note; a folgier is usually well read in any Game followed with a keen eye to discern pro stats, so then is able to folgern, the game more accurately than most pros; a gambler of sports
folgern; conclude, deduce, infer
A folgier's cougher; one who makes a noise or 'coughs'(a cougher) right before a golfer's shot
folgier(pronounced like "vulgar") one who dresses in a vulgar display of color clashing golf-wear, but has absolutely no aptitude for playing the game; a yuppie want to be golfer
folg n; follower of golf, not a player
fol; mad, insane, silly, crazy
gier; genitive plural of ‘gra’; game, play
Hey you wanta play golf?
Nope, Im just a folgier, you'd be chasing my balls all day, as i order you to be my gofer..
And I'd probably do a big folger's cougher, right before you tee off by yelling out, "drive safely!!!" Ill be your 'folg' guy but not your 'golfriend'....
blowgart; What to say to a sexy girl on her birthday while she blows her candles out
blowgart; When a sexy girl is slow to share a joint or bong with someone, so instead of saying 'dont bogart' you say. 'dont blowgart'
blowgart v; to bogart a blow job, usually seen in adult film threesome scenes
hey bambi, dont blowgart!!
Ok, thumper, heehee, youre right, sharing times a happy time!
Hump-free Blowgart; a no obligation, no questions asked, extremely prolonged, 'bj', out of nowhere, with no strings attached, except for maybe the string in the middle that keeps her from going anywhere further than just a BJ NOB...
hump-free blowgart; a free bj with no obligation to return the favor for the person who gave it to you which means they really like you and or really like giving NOB bj's
NOB; No Obligation
Thank you for the hump-free blowgart baby!!, go ahead and blowgart to your hearts content
Ok, honey im almost finished bowin up the raft, now you gotta go out n catch me some fish and then u can blowgart me tent up,,,,
Humphrey blowgart; one who blows out smoke instead of inhaling it in usually because one is more interested in showing off blowing their smoke rings
Note; Bill Clinton was a self proclaimed, Humphrey blowgart, as he professed to never inhaling
Humphrey; peaceful warrior; one who would lead a 'peace' pipe smoking powwow sesh
Yo, dont blowgart!!! dat sht expensive bra!!
ya but i be an up n coming blowgartist!!!
Hermuphy Blowgartist n; a female, smoke ring artist
Wow baby!! You are a natural blowgartist..... you blowgart that girl!!
Note blowing smoke up the anus was once a medical practice
HP; Hole, Pee or 'Pee-Hole'
Your looking mighty fine today
Dont HP blowgart me! Dont blow smoke up my pee-hole Just because i provide your smoke!!
sharin stoned v; "sharin" weed and getting high with your bowl mate
sharin stoned n; a 'gesamt kunst werk' OF 'sharin' stories, sharin funny things, to the sharin of more serious, life strife, shocking stuff, while, stoned
sharin stoned v; sharin a doob with a nice, 'PEACE of ARST'(A Radical Story Teller), 'werked' up
sharin stoned; sharin a, 'pow-pow sesh' with a friend in silence, while just watchin the wheels go round and round, and really loving to watch them roll, no longer riding on a merry go-round so you're without a ho, but youre happily sharin herbal 'endol' with a friend, and never ever diggin the blow
gesamt kunst werk; a 'complete piece of Art work', 'Universal Artworks', 'synthesis of the Arts' all embracing art form is a work of art that makes use of all or many art forms or strives to do so, eg elements of music, drama, spectacle, dance, comedy, mala-propisms-spoonerisms, anagrams, linguistics, spantrosing and web-stiring , to the language a dolphin uses in order to communicate, sing, pray and love
Mr 'Hairin'; aka, 'HR puff n stuff'; Sharin's, pow-wow partner
Miss Sharin; HR Puff n Stuffs pow-wow partner
sharin; eye dialect of 'sharing' as in 'sharing times a happy time' or 'share and share..... I like"...
Hey Hairin!! R u stoned??
Ya Sharin, and yes, im also starin???
Why you starin Hairin??
Ya, cause u be sexy Sharin and your thingy has 'showned'!!
Oh ya!!?? So I guess that would make us famous then!!!
Cause we be 'sharin stoned'!!!??
gobart with a gokart
gobart, with a gokart; phrase used when one wants the person holding the joint to keep it no need to pass it back
gobart, with a gokart ; a 'green' light permission phrase from someone to another, to go ahead and finish off anything, e.g, a joint, food etc..
No, no, it's ok, im already gawn, so gobart with a gokart!
Wow, thanks im gonna ride this gokart all the way home until its gawn and im gawn
what time you, 'combing over'?
"What time you, combing over?" ; A rhetorical question, used against one who has the audacity to make a negative comment about someone elses hair/style when they themselves have serious physical flaws, especially a very obnoxious, receeding, thin haired, comb-over artist with a rather large protruding santa belly to boot
comb-over; hair that is combed over a bald spot in an attempt to cover it.
The great all knowing and powerful, but extremely jealous older brother with serious comb over issues, says to his brother
"Hey knucklehead, your shaved head hairstyle is way off, i think you need to do this and that with it etc.....
The modest brother who takes care of mom responds with..
"Ahh OK, Thanks for that brother, huh by the way, 'what time you 'combing over', Perry Comb-over?
The great all knowing, powerful, but extremely jealous brother with serious comb over issues, doesn't say a word
End of Story, game comb-over!!!
Perry Comb-over n; an obvious comb-over artist; a very outdated style
Perry Comb-over n; one who cant get over the fact that they are going bald, so they try to comb over their thinning hair to hide the balding areas
Perry Comb-over v; figurative, to 'comb over' the truth because of not being able to handle the truth
Hey Perry Comb-over!! What time you combing over??
Man, just shave dat sht!! Get over it dont comb over it
tootal erips of the bun
tootal erips of the bun; ‘asstrocomical’ alignment of a, black hole and Uranis, during a full moon which unleashes a big bang explosion while landing right ontop of someone’s sleeping face
tootal erips of the bun ; unexpected, toot or fart in the face; A RIPP(Rest In Peace Prank) rip on the face of someone trying to rest or sleep in peace
tutol erips of the bun; a homeschooling tutoring, tut-tut, tool, used to wake up the student where mom sits on the student's face and farts
col-assal erips; a cabbage gas fart on the face so smelly(stronger than sniffing glue), it could cause a black out or even a grandma to have a heartattack
colassal erips; a Dutch oven prank gone wrong, gas so toxic, it usually takes about 30 seconds to kill someone
colassal; a colossal, cabbage and rotten egg, ass gas that explodes out, extremely rancid and toxic fumes from the deepest parts of a colon
tut-tut; an expression of disapproval
tut; car horn, or honk
David Ross experiences his first tootal erips, Dancing With Stars
so did you learn at homeschool with mom today?
ya, im gettin 'tutored' by mom alright. I learned i should set my alarm next time
why is that?
Because mom likes to rip a nasty van winkle right on my head every morning to wake me up! Shes always loved to tut her own horn but this has got to stop..
So your first lesson was science and you experienced a, 'tutol erips of the bun', .... you best set the alarm boy if you dont want a colassal erips from daddy because that can be lethal, itll drive u batty!
'Once upon a time i was falling asleep,
But, now a bomb wakes me up in the dark!!
Nothing i can say, butt a tootal erips of the fart!!!....'
A 'bi-trumpissan' vs 'bi-pratisan' Party
= kissing your ass =respect
bi-trumpissan; the stronger party winners, who turn the 'pissing contest' into a 'kissing conquest', bi-kicking-ass
pissing contest; a contest or rivalry in which the main concern of the parties involved is the conspicuous demonstration of superiority.
Victory gained through combat; the subjugation of an enemy.
the winning of favor, affection, love, etc
the act or art of gaining a person's compliance, love, etc, by seduction or force of personality
a person, whose compliance, love, etc, has been won over by seduction or force of personality
Etymology: 13th Century: from Old French conqueste, from Vulgar Latin conqu?sta (unattested), from Latin conqu?s?ta, feminine past participle of conqu?rere to seek out, procure; see conquer
trump; beat (someone or something) by saying or doing something better
a valuable resource that may be used, especially as a surprise, in order to gain an advantage
bi-pratisan; AKA bi-asskissin = your, "little beatch bender"
dependent, most irritating, least intimidating, bi-kissing ass, party
a pusillanimous, sub-par-sittin, presidential, ass-kissin puppetry administration; displaying only mastering the art of political lip service, while wandering about golf courses, as the most, ‘asstute’, prat talking, arrogant speaker, a party has even seen
PRA; President, Royal Asskisser
PRA: ‘Puppet Reared, Asskissenger’
tis; it 'tis' what it is, and what it is, is, a ‘trifle’, ass-kissin party
bi-pratisan; a ‘rat-pissin’ (allowing to be pissed upon by enemy rats) party, legacy no better than ‘parsittin’(sitting, goffer, golfer)
bi-pratisan; a dark, dull, insignificant, tar-pissin party (first African American to take a pissing contest)bent-over chicken style, ‘bi-ass-kissin’
‘Pratsident of the United States; Little beach bender(eg of the United States or any country with a prat for a president)
1. used with op) focused, bent, fixated
A pride, arrogance
prat; hope for
From Middle English prat, from Old English præt, prætt (“trick, prank, craft, art, wile”), from Proto-Germanic *prattuz (“boastful talk, deceit”), from Proto-Indo-European *brodno- (“to wander about”). Cognate with Saterland Frisian prat, Dutch pret (“fun, pleasure, gaity”), obsolete Dutch prat (“cunning, strategem, scheme, a prideful display, arrogance”), Low German prot, Norwegian prette (“trick”), Icelandic prettur (“a trick”). Related to pretty.
Obama; Origins. Luo word Obama means "to bend".
Obama is also a Japanese surname literally meaning "little beach".
The Luo dialect, Dholuo (pronounced [d?ólúô]) or Nilotic Kavirondo (pejorative colonial term), is the eponymous dialect of the Luo group of Nilotic languages, spoken by about 6 million Luo people of Kenya and Tanzania, who occupy parts of the eastern shore of Lake Victoria and areas to the south.
hip hip PRAy!! hip hip PRAy!!! Keep on Trumpissan all the way!!
You mean hip hip hurray!!??
Ya, but PRAy, like, 'pray' as in pray that we never have a PRATisan, little beatch-bending party, ever again!
‘rigmarolled’ v; to get rolled, (robbed) through a series of long rigmarole stories, excuses in order to delay, or avoid, usually from people who have promised to either complete a service or to pay back a loan but never intended to pay it back
Hey whats going on with the website??
Its been over a year of excuses, a variety of long winded stories each time, from the guy I paid and now I finally realized, ive been rigmarolled!!!
grimrolae (grim-ro-lae); to be ‘rigmarolled’ for the last time; of a certain, grim, and final, under-handed, “taking”; to steal, deceive or ‘roll’, especially one’s own, elderly, disabled, mother, ie, suffering from, dementia, stringing her (the victim) along, with outlandish, long and drawn out, rigmarole stories
Good Grim Riddence! Good, Grief, the grim-rolling is finally Gone
A grimrolae is usually the last heist written off as a LAE(Lost/Loser Adjustment Expense) the family member or mother who got ripped off realizes its actually a fortunate window of opportunity, and so considers the loss to be what it cost to get rid of a son who will never stop torturing her; the deal of the century, very worth it indeed
GrimRo-LAE-Off’; A Restraining Order to ‘lay off’ for good; to fire, terminate, or exterminate a Repeat Offender’s, Relentless Onslaught of Remarkable ‘Flies’ that Go way Beyond the Edge of the Observable Universe, and the vanishes into Oblivion
Its time for the grim-rippter-hoff to GO!
The time for all the
RO; Relentless Onslaughts
RO; Repeat Offender
RO; Ripped Off(his mother)
RO; Run Out(time)
RO; Restraining Order(given)
RO; Roll Over(days of rolling mom are over)
RO; Right-side Out(your mom is done with you, shes 'Right Out)
RO; Remittance Order (the loan)
RO; Ran Out already (time you had to pay has expired)
And so now you have expired and are at best a,
RO; Remarkable Oblivion
Are you going to let your son get away with stealing your 5 grand??
Grimrolae!! The little rabbit can have it! Im so tired of his lies and rigmarole, its better to it let go, so I never have to put up with him again. He didn’t get away with it, he knows and God knows what he did. At the end of the day hurray, hurray, Grimrolae, I finally got rid of that nasty kid.
He’s not my son. He’s actually more a combination of a, Dark Night Trilogy, where, fear Chaos and Pain, is mixed with a toxic character con-fusion of an, ‘Oliver Twisted’,
and the -brother murdering, ‘Atila the Hun-dread’.
He’s caused me so much pain and anxiety, Id rather be bludgeoned on the head than to go through all his rigmarole bull stories again and again I dread, so no worries its all Kool! Ya, sure he’s got my money, but who do you think is the real fool?
Grim-Rippter-Hoff; aka Jacked the Rippter; (see “grimrolae”) despicable, demented, delusional, two faced, actor; a grotesque, false face, disguised and covered by a mask that’s just as grim and sinister; an ugly monster, alcoholic who can rip off his own mother and threaten to kill his own brother
Is there anybody worse than a Grimrippter-Hoff
Maybe 'Oliver 'Twisted'
Under Seeds; "Under the Influence of Seeds" a staranoia-stevia-seagalia(star stoned paranoia) episode caused by the most potent strain of Hawaiin sensimalia hybrid Kush seed there is; kush, Ak57, Green Beret-b-banner, Missle Launcher, so extreme it's like a metamorphosis of, Bruce Bannercannoid turns into, 'Steven Seagal' avenger star
Effect: a psychospasmatic, Sudden Impact reaction, and feeling of being Above the Law, a desire to cause an uneccessary massive fall out, (ie, fall out over hawaiis false missle alert)
starts from someone etremely stoned, cranked, 'under seed' while watching the film, “Under-Seige” several times a day for several days during an AMC Steven Segal movie marathon, Plus the fact that NK’s Nuclear Program wargames is having the desired effect of scaring the absolute crap out of some already wacked out Americans, add to that a variety of anti-depressants mixed with alcohol so he just flips, warning, and convincing friends that theyre really ‘under siege’, spreading panic, mass hysteria by telling of an impending missle already launched and directed to hit Hawaii in about 20 min, explaining how it could incinerate one million people in a half a second which causes families to hide underground in sewers and charter boats to deserted islands
Under Seeds; to be completely wacked to a mind altered paranoia state
Under Seeds; name of the most potent mindboggling psycotropic strain known to mankind in HAwaii
SEEDS means "Marijuana seeds"
Billy and Skooter at the control panels in Hawaii while watching the last quarter of Under-Seige, the penta'gone' scene…
Billy(B); You thinkin what Im thinkin?
Skooter(Sk); Ya, billy we better find a place to hide, and warn people cause that missle is headed right die-rected to hit us big here in Hawaii.
B; Yep, and you're directed to hit us big, headed right here, right now bra! Gimmi dat!
B; Don’t bogart, Gary Abusy!!!
Sk; Look whose talkin Holdie Gone!! Youre holdin it in your left hand and you don’t even know youre, William 'Holden' it!, Until its gone!. Now da doob’s fires out!!
B; Ok, Gone jeelgud!! Tone it down lone toke!! Jommy Lee Tones!! Wristopher Cockin!! Speakin of fire!!? We better hide!!
Sk Billy did you already send out the, Ballistic Missle Alert that we are'Under Siege' ??
Yep but, I cant move i cant hide i cant even see
Billy, thats because we aint, "Under Siege" .......
We, "Under Seeds!!!!"
snidget n; a snowman-midget, usually kept snug in a freezer or fridge; small snowman, with potentially the longest snelf-life span ever
snelf-life; a snowman's shelf life span in a freezer
mom: Billy what's that little snowman doing in the freezer?!
Billy: well, mommy when there is only enough snow to make half a snowman, you make a snidget, then you put the little snidge in the fridge, but if you want him to last all summer long, youll have to make him ‘hooler’, so hed be ‘happier, even cooler’,
mom: And how do you do that?
Billy; By making him another snidget, because then hell have someone to snuggle with, his very own, ‘popcicle sweet heart’ and that would be a, ‘gidget’(his snow-woman, girlfriend, snidget)
Mom; Billy, r you sick ?
gidget n; midget snow-woman(see snidget) usually made to accompany a snidget in a fridge
gidget n; gay midget
hey i see you have a 'gidget' snow-woman in the fridge but where's her snidget boyfriend?
We'll he didnt want to raise any baby gadgets, he couldnt afford anything but a tiny freezer, so he just left, got himself some hands and went North, the little, ice-hole, geezer!
cap-asscity n; The Divided States of Amaimrica
Maimed in America; a Mass-shooting hysteria, desire to be, ‘maimous’(mass-shooting, maim,fame); A country with more mass shootings than any other country in the world because of reaching a certain capacity
any place, or country that has reached its capacity to handle its own civilians due to a variety of factors such as, gun control failure, easy access to guns everywhere, millennials not marrying until much later, a widespread chronic gap between people's expectations for themselves and their actual achievement, suppressing oxytocin, taking more anti depressants, no face to face human interaction, mixed with alcohol and other drugs which creates a copycat phenomena; a fanatical, psychotic desire to be ‘maimous’; fame from mass murdering noteriety
cap-asscity n; of a certain, very dangerous capacity where one is compelled to just start ‘ busting caps’ (shooting people)
(CNN)When it comes to gun massacres, the United States is tragically exceptional: There are more public mass shootings in the United States than in any other country in the world, according to a study published recently.
the number of mass shootings in the U.S. has skyrocketed
Home on the Range with Mamous and Andy
Andy; 'hey billybob whats u doing der with dat 'gamera'(gun/camera)? R u going to a shootin?
Ya, you can call me, 'Maimous', on my way to a shootin range to be famous... that hotel over-yonder looks to be in good range..top of the world ma, thank God Im livin in cap-asscity USA! Ive reached cap-asscity, im gonna be maimous!!
maimous; famous from causing mayhem, or mass-murder shooting masacres; claim to maim, fame, the new, Amaimrican passtime
maimous; Maimed in Amaimica; maim to fame
To wound seriously; to cause permanent loss of function of a limb or part of the bod
CIA agent #1
"The desire to be 'maimous' in this country is just out of gun control!! Its getting worse everyday!!
CIA agent #2
Just keep the guns away from Schummer and Pelosi, whatever we do, thats our main objective, theyve just about reached cap-asscity, and together they can explode like shotgun cannon, in our own house, a much higher priority than Korea or Iran..
capa-ceetee v(capa-see-tee); to ‘cap’ a ‘caper’ (stop or prevent a caper before it reaches cap-asscity, and something bad happens) capa, ‘c’(see) and TEE ‘tell’, Everyone, Everywhere if you see something or someone suspicious before they reach a dangerous capacity
CAPA CAPA CEE TEE; Put Your Thinkin Cap On, Cee and Tell, Everyone eveywhere
‘capa ct’ means to keep a careful eye, catch, cues to ‘c’ (if u see anything disturbing, tell everyone, everywhere) Report suspicious activity
CAPA; Corrective And Preventive Action (CAPA, also called Corrective Action / Preventive Action, or simply Corrective Action)
cee; carefully, catch cues to see
tee; tell, everyone, everywhere
why don’t people report suspicious activity until it is too late to prevent an attack?
1 first, they look, they see, they ponder the strange unsually behavior, they just store it in the brain, and forget about saying anything until its too late, and when something happens they usually love to get in front of a camera to tell all they know
2 fear, too scared, being labeled a snitch
3 or they take the attitude,‘its not my fault or responsibility, that’s what we pay the cops for
cápa (plural cápák)
cee (plural cees)
cue (plural cues)
An action or event that is a signal for somebody to do something
yo dont boil over to cap-asscity...
ya, if i do, you better show some cajones and capa ceetee in my butt before its too late!!
Capa Capa Cee Tee
Capa Capa Cee-Tee; A sort of, ‘Coat of Arms’ forority (visually, vigil), ‘visualante’ club(for guys and gals) signifying honor and chivalry; a crime preventing drive marshalling an expedition to fully conquer the mass shooting copycat dilemma/phenomena
Capa Capa Cee Tee; a ‘visualante’; a member of a self-appointed group of citizens who undertakes a wide awake, visually vigil, enforcement in their community especially to prevent mass shooting incidents
Motto; do something that matters, pay close attention to borderline, ‘mass-shooting, mad-hatters’, aspire to see and tell, report the suspicious behavior or, do nothing and see your country go to hell
visualante n; see (‘capa cee tee’)
a member of a self-appointed group of citizens who undertakes a wide awake, visually, vigil, enforcement in their community especially to prevent mass shooting incidents
A visualante is not to be confused with 'vigiliante' which means one who takes the law into their own hands without legal authority
A visualante does not take the law into his own hands rather he takes his own carerful attention to assist the law by using a capa cee tee approach which is before a situation or person reaches a certain capacity, 'cee and tell' , see by 'carefully catching cues, then tell everyone everywhere
1. The action of looking.
2. The power of sight.
vis (plural vires)
1. Force; energy; might; power.
2. certain, not to be doubted
visudante n; a visualante, real, dante super hero, one who either prevents a mass shooting caper via a (‘capa cee-tee’, ‘see and tell’; visus; ‘the power of sight’) or one who sacrifices their own life to save another during a mass shooting
visudante; one who has survived a mass shooting, or lost family or friends, stripped of everything but refuses to give up, and then fights on with even more determination to help fully conquer the mass shooting copycat dilemma/phenomena
visudante;one who tries to help save lives during a mass shooting
"While accidental gunshots get national coverage, few people have any idea how often concealed handgun permit holders stopping mass killings."
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delligerents n; deliverance + belligerent + parents
Aka “pooh-back time”
(like ‘payback’ but concening the mom who had to change your shorts, and put up with all your sh** first)
Time in one’s life when the oxytocin hormone of love starts to really kick in…..
recalling parents loving you in your own deliverance, keeps you hopelessly devoted to them, even throughout all their belligerence
So hows taking care of mom?
“Ahh.. thank you for asking…The delligerents cycle runs full circle, is how it ‘begends’; the beginnings and the ends intertwined as cycles, a full circle-hyperspherical, combined, within a 4th dementional never ending reality is simply…….. sublime
What the heck does that mean?!!
‘Delligerents’, its like a very scary ‘deliverance’, except, theres ‘no Burt Reynolds escape’, from the parents, its like being
caught in some kind of paradoxical, love house, of mommy’s belligerence….
You gotta just love it!
Fled Frin-stoned; to be so extremely ‘gone’ that you are ‘fled’ in your ‘bed’ from all the Frin-gilla droning; crazy buzzing, gone on in your head
Flying high, like a crazy, humming, buzzing, FINCH bird, you realize youre completely
fled; freakin lost, fried to an emergency code red, so you run away from the danger, thinking about it first in your head, but then decide the safest route is to just stay right where you are, on the floor, as if it were your frikin bed
fled; fried to the floor as if it were your bed, best way to avoid danger, be well read and fed instead
frin (plural frins)
Frin-gilla; ‘to drone, hum, buzz”)
lets go bro!
I cant!! Im totally Fled!!!
You flin-stoned again!!! ??You Fled head!!
Closest thing to Hooters, in India
Just ask him where you want to go and what you'd like to eat, and you'll get that plus a tour guide, all in one, for rather cheap
So do you like India so far?
Ok I guess but i wish they had a Hooters
Note; Apparently Hooters is planning to open in India, coming soon...
Im tired of the smelly, 'Heetoors'!!
Budswiser; smoking bud is wiser than drinking alcohol
budswiser v; smoking bud, while drinking a bud, with a bud, reduces the amount of, 'alcohol' in the buddies
budswiser v; to smoke bud before going to a bar in order to refrain from having no more than one or 2 beers
Yo bro you up for a budswiser!?
Of course!! if u got the bud, i got the beer!
trumpmendus(Trump + mend + US); a tremendous, emphatic,win-win, usually one that involves momentum towards mending a broken or corrupt system
trumpmendus; a win that pays off, one that helps put a country and all its people back on the global map, fair and competitive again
trumpmendus; a tremendous, humongous, slap in the pompous and pampered's faces; the supercilious, elitist, liberal left, Hollywood traters still going through a 'troma'(Trump Coma)
Now its clear, with proof positive, progress, to see that Trumps win was not just tremendous
ya, youre right, it's Trumpmendus!!!
stwamina; trumpmendus, tweeting stamina; the ability to stay up all night to tweet an opinion
twenema n; moving tweets; tweets that make you ‘move’; drinking coffee while reading a moving tweet
twenema; a series of prolonged, jarrng tweets that eventually work like getting a coffee enema up the butt, tweets that may keep a nation, up all night thinking, but its simple truth, acts like a jet stream fluid injected into a system’s rectum that causes evacuation of unwanted swampy waste and toxins.
Can you believe all the political turmoil going on??
Yep, it makes sense, it was certainly a dirtier house!! No pain, no gain, Washington got its first enema, thanks to Trump and his ‘twenema’, house cleaning, campaign
troma (tromatized); ‘Trump coma’; when elitists passionately avoid reality
triggered by a traumatic loss to a winner so despised or hated, it causes, a ‘tromatic’ stupor, reality black out, where the trater (Trump hater) makes absolutely no sense at all
However, if lucky, the trater eventually starts to come out of the troma, going through a kind of metamorphosis called, ‘meenow-morphortrump-osis, a cathartic, trumpsformation and ascension back to reality, and a higher, 4th dimention, our natural, spiritual place
Fortunately, coming out of a self induced tromatic, head injury troma can actually wipe out the 'weight' of a traters 'hate' which leaves more brain capacity room for increased intelligence
Before eventually coming out of a, troma, the liberal trater goes through a sort of hibernation, purgatory, healing process that not only makes them smarter, and more sensible when they come out of it, it also decreases the swelling in their brain
celluloid; a fake person, ‘app’sentminded, always stuck to the phone, hobbits, lesbians and geeks= democrats until they come out of the 'troma'
A typical, ‘Trater’(before and during a Troma);
“Trump is a mean, cold, bully ice-hole!
After coming out of a Troma…
Doctor asks; So is Trump still a mean cold bully ice hole?!
Trater; Yaa, he certainly is, but he’s our mean, bully, ice-hole!! Just the right man to protect our land, from the real evil ice-holes of the world… With such “Trump-mend-US” power, he’s helping US to unite our states, ‘for Americans’..not ‘of America’
Doctor doctor!!! the trater’s IQ has soard off the charts, he’s brilliant!!
Doctor; He’s not a, ‘trater’ any longer, hes, a ‘trainer’, on the Trump train, the ‘troma’ helped make his new choice a no-brainer …
What if the Trater fails to come out of a Troma?
Im afraid that would be the pitts, if its a guy the Trater would turn into a, ‘retarr’, if it’s a girl
Shed be a, ‘tarter’, forever stuck together, like tarrbaby bras, in the Bra-lea tarpits!!!
‘enjoy your troma, ‘be it that comas heal… beeatch!”
“Call me when you come out of the Troma..”
fake snooze; the general consensus that when someone offers tales about their sex life, bragging about who they slept with, it’s not only very annoying and boring, its probably,
fake snooze; 'fake news' ; predictable/boring news that's now putting more people to sleep than anything else
fake snooze; to avoid waking up, in order to get ready to see all those fake 2 faced,
traters (Trump haters) you dislike intensely
fake snooze; to extend, 'play' with a quicky, usually between the sheets of lovers
fake snooze; pretending to be asleep, usually in order to avoid something or someone
lieker(lie-ker)n; one who is usually well respected or liked at first, until there's no doubt that the proven, 'leaker' and 'liar' is a 'Trater'(Trump hater) which only gets that lieker, licked later
lieker; self confessed leaker; especially one who tries to be liked in order to sell a book
lieker; a corrupt, lying, scuzball
1. 3rd person singular present indicative form of likt
The leaks by Chelsea Manning showed the secrets of the US military.
2. The person through whom such divulgation, or disclosure, occurs.
“Comey is crisscrossing the country to promote his memoir , which paints Trump in a harsh light….”
James Comey is a proven, (‘lieker’) LEAKER & LIAR. Virtually everyone in Washington thought he should be fired for the terrible job he did-until he was, in fact, fired. He leaked CLASSIFIED information, for which he should be prosecuted. He lied to Congress under OATH. He is a weak and
"what do you think about the lieker comey???
"any well liked, powerful, and respected FBI ‘ric’…
who ends up becoming a ‘leaker and a liar’ which gets him fired…
is just another mainstream, well licked, lieker, dick!!!"
tanchix n; literally,
‘start having a smoking life, with ‘tanchix’
tanchix represents a way of life; anything non-pharmaceutical, non-alcohol, only 100% natural
tanchix; unlike the dangerous drug, 'Chantix' which may help to quit smoking but causes many other adverse side effects, especially if mixed with alcohol
tanchix represents the idea of having more, face to face, social interaction/fun, ideally, outside of your own country, with indigenous people from around the world who will appreciate your stories etc
tanchix is 100% natural
NO adverse side effects
The only ‘black box’ warning on tanchix is:
Positive changes in behavior
No depressed moods, hostility, or suicidal thoughts
‘tanchix’, in a word, is a simple reminder or mantra, to have a fun filled, healthy/’herball’, life; a non pharmaceutical life of, natural activities
tan + chi + kicks(as the idiom, 'get your kicks)
The word, ‘tanchix’ can also be pronounced as ‘tan-chi’, the x is silent but represents the intersection of at least 2
Although Tai Chi was originally a Martial Art it is mainly practiced today as an excellent form of exercise with many health benefits. The words Tai Chi Chuan mean Supreme Ultimate Boxing, used as an exercise for health it would loosely translate as Supreme Ultimate Exercise or Skill.Dec 30, 2011
The concept of the taiji ("supreme ultimate"), in contrast with wuji ("without ultimate"), appears in both Taoist and Confucian Chinese philosophy, where it represents the fusion or mother of yin and yang into a single ultimate, represented by the taijitu symbol . Tàijíquán theory and practice evolved in agreement with many Chinese philosophical principles, including those of Taoism and Confucianism.
A 'smokin' life: slang idiomatic phrase meaning, 'a fantastic life'
chi(x) life force,breath/ kicks
X; two people hugging; excellent, experience, short for ‘kicks’
tan m (plural tanow)
Cognate to Silt'e [script needed] (tan).
smoke (from a fire)
chix; plural for babe, baby, baby doll
"chick" comes from the Spanish word "chica" referring fondly to a young woman
chi; life force, breath
How do you keep looking and feeling so good?
Honestly? As soon as i got to Indonesia 20 years ago, I started having a smokin life with tanchix…
Troid n; Trump-roid; ‘Trump You Up Roids’
Troids; steroids on Trump
Troid; a fight with Trump as being, no contest; AKA a losing battle
A Trump-roid(Troid), is like Winning, on steroids, but its all natural, more potent and effective than any steroid, and comes from 100% pure determination and fight
Troid; Trump priming roid; any sweet-gale tweet, rallies, speeches or anything Trumpesque, will pump you up like steroids on Trump
1. a fight
"Going into battle against the most powerful man on Earth is a 'Troid' one should definitely avoid"
deletes n; elites, defeated and deleted
delete; deterioration and destruction of 'dem elites'
The ‘delete’ represents the defeat and retreat of the elite; Trump’s Presidency marking the defeat of the elites as well as the global eroding of elitism
de-lete; of dirty sludge
liete (“silt, sludge”).
.. "For man doesn’t live on bed alone”..
bootyruntome n(booty-run-to-me, buti-run2me); like the repetition, in Deuteronomy, without the vermouth, a kind of, reiteration, instant replay, of a more, contemporary, "logical" truth (seen from a variety of different perspectives) practically irrefutable because of the, 'experience', as full proof.
And this, along with praying daily, taking care of mom and self, will get the ‘buti’('riches', not just the booty 'witches') to come to you
Note: bootyruntome, is not to be confused with blatent, lascivious, deviation,'dueherontome' "booty calls", 'of one night stands
another way to ask someone if they are interested in you in one word>bootyruntome= (booty-r-u-n-to-me?)
Not a booty call but a "buti" run, where the booty(treasure.goodness) calls(comes to) you..
"If I do my best at taking care of me, and my, bu (mom) i will fare thee well, Ill not only be blessed with an abundance of food, water, and shelter, along with the finest kind of magical, ‘ti’, it'll also get the ‘booty’ to run to me, as well, and all the happiness I caused from it will overwhelm any indescretions, which will also keep me from going to hell"
booty; treasure of all kinds, not just material, or superficial babes
buti; to be, to exist, to become
buti; goodness, kindness
ti (plural tis)
"If you take care of yourself and your bu, and you know how to play, the buti will come to you day by day....
...you take care of the bu today, u b getting the sugar cane buti bushel to run to you tomorrow, and then youll get your play”
buti, or not tubi, that is the question..
Yo, bro I don’t know whats come over you but I know what’’s come over me, you just gotta be honest with u and the bu, and that’s called, “bootyruntome” that’s the direction..
“buti r u n to me??, becz U B it(for me), U already know, Im into U, But what I want to know is
R U N to me?
Well, Im in, ‘your’ room, aint I?
Fair enough!!! ….
bootyruntome!! bootyruntome!! She came to me!! oh Lord thank you, and thanks for Deuteronomy, I finally understand how to get the booty to run to me!!!
shago n(shag-oh); a shag with a hag, some time ago
a shago is a shag one is not too proud of so the emphasis is on, ‘it happened some time ago’ as if it was ancient history
shago; to shag a friend, synonym ‘friend with benefits’
shag (plural shags)
molypoon or ‘molypoon factor’; a poonopoly; An American monopoly of the poon, a hyper inflated value of the poon;
In otherwords, women have become monopoly capitalist of the vagina and this growing confidence has made them even more rude and pretentious, especially in uber hypergamy cities like dallas where youll see self esteem blowing out their ears and rears.
In fact, the molypoon factor is a hypergamous, “female-nomena”, a phenomena so powerful it makes the unattractive, overweight, american women, who are normally like a, 2 out of 10(on a good day), so confident, they act and walk around as if they are perfect 10s, and then the guys fall all over it buying gifts, and treating them like a bo derek 10.
The molypoon factor is part of a movement that tries to get more and more out of men, for less and less in return.
And what makes the molypoon factor thrive is the fact that the guys are falling for it like ‘shallow hal’, but more like, ‘hollow shalls”; the hollow headed, weak guys who think they have no choice, end up settling for the unattractive, shallow gals
No wonder many American guys are forced to bang mom’s warm apple pie……
“80% of the girls have sex with 20% of the guys.
the women here are very shallow, and use their rights to penalize, rather than include, the majority of “average” men who don’t make the cut in terms of their looks. Susan Walsh, the author of “Hooking Up Smart,” reports that on US college campuses, 80% of the girls have sex with 20% of the guys.
poon; lord, master
An example of the molypoon factor
An 85 year old lady named, "Beverly", abrupty walks into a young man’s bedroom as he watches tv, puts her hand on his leg and says
Beverly: “Excuse me, Im sorry to disturb, but your mom said it would be ok?”
Son: “Oh, ahhhh.. ok for what??”
Beverly: “would you please make love to me?
Son; “Ahh, ok, what's your name again, Beverly? Ahh, ok, I was watching a movie, but since mom said it would be ok, why don’t you just hop right on up here, I got some popcorn and its buttered which might come in handy, Bev”
Son; By the way, do you know what your name, 'Beverly' means?
Son; 'Beverly' means 'beaver'!! haa,haa!???.... You do know what a beaver is right??
Beverly: a small fury animal?
odiass! Literally; “I hate to say goodbye to all the ass!!”
'I hate to say adios to someone I want to spend more time with'
odiass is used when someone says goodbye but you really hate to go
odiass; sit your ass down, were not finished
odiass; greeting to all the ASS
odi; I hate, I detest, I am displeased by
odiass; “I hate to say odios to, All the Sexy Senioritas”
ASS; All the Sexy Senioritas
ASS; All the Sexy Singles
odiass; to have to leave an exciting place, full of sexy girls, just when one is starting to have fun
Old High German
odi; empty, desolate, void
guy at bar; Odiass here is just amazing!!
Sexy girls at bar; Adios fellas!!
guy at bar; No no to adios!!
Odiass!!! Odiass!!! I hate to say adios to all the ass!!!
Sexy girls at bar; ok then... 'odiass!! mister! sit your ass down and have another one, if you leave, you leave us empty and desolate with our vortex void!!
In that case, hold that taxi!! Odiass!!!!
werppentitz n; when a man loses his mind while talking to a hot chick, losing the opportunity because of either saying the wrong thing or for saying nothing at all
werppentitz is similar to the German word, ‘Treppenwitz’, ‘thinking of something too late’, but ‘werppentitz’ refers to when a man gets ‘tongue tied’(tit-tied) or freezes up, shocked, losing his mind from being in the presence of a hot chick, and so loses the opportunity
Treppenwitz; is a German word that describes “that flash of genius you get for a clever comeback after the opportunity has passed.” Also known as staircase wit
We've all experienced this moment before - someone says something to you and you are so overwhelmed by the comment that it leaves you speechless and you can't come up with a snappy comeback on the spot. But once you've walked away from the situation the perfect response suddenly pops into your head.
This phenomenon is referred to as Treppenwitz in German, which literally means staircase joke, because, what do you know, the witty retort usually hits you in the stairwell on your way out. Of course by then it's already too late to use it.
The term derives from the French expression "L'esprit de l'escalier," which also translates to staircase joke. No matter the language, it seems we all experience the same phenomenon. So it's surprising that the English language has yet to come up with it's own snappy word. But it does have two expressions that perfectly describe our lack of a Treppenwitz: tongue-tied and brain fart.
10:28AM BST 03 Sep 2009
The research shows men who spend even a few minutes in the company of an attractive woman perform less well in tests designed to measure brain function than those who chat to someone they do not find attractive.
Researchers who carried out the study, published in the Journal of Experimental and Social Psychology, think the reason may be that men use up so much of their brain function or 'cognitive resources' trying to impress beautiful women, they have little left for other tasks.
The findings have implications for the performance of men who flirt with women in the workplace, or even exam results in mixed-sex schools.
Women, however, were not affected by chatting to a handsome man.
This may be simply because men are programmed by evolution to think more about mating opportunities.
“Judge dat butti!”
Buttigieg; ‘booty gig’
Aka pronounced as, ‘Butti-judge’; far left, liberal ploy to win the presidency by using subliminal, interchangable, ‘name’ tactics
Butti = tang/money= large younger crowds
gieg = gig/keg= party, women, beer, striptease 'judge'
Buttigieg fundraiser; 90% show up because they are actually expecting a lap dance or a booty party, ‘gig’, of some kind, 10% are just the usual Lobbits(left over, ‘Lesbi-Hillary-hobbits’)
Dems are certainly pulling out all stops to get higher number of younger people and people of color as theyve chosen a candidate mostly because of the way his name sounds.
‘Buttigieg’, (booty-gig) a name used as a subliminal way of getting a larger number of younger people to head to the polls just as the name 'Beto' was given to an Irish, white skinned Oroark, in order to attract more hispanics
They’ve all given thousands of dollars to South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg’s Hitting Home Political Action Committee, but it doesn’t mean they see him as a presidential candidate in 2020. In fact, some will plainly say he’s not ready for that stage yet.
While they've never met, De los Reyes said he also felt a personal connection to Buttigieg because both are Harvard University graduates, and both are gay, having benefited from marriage equality. De los Reyes said he has been married to his husband for five years. Buttigieg married his partner, Chasten Glezman, in June.
Other $5,000 contributors have included Henry van Ameringen, a New York fragrance company heir and openly gay philanthropist who is a top contributor to gay rights, marijuana legalization and mental health causes. According to influencewatch.org, van Ameringen is part of a group of wealthy donors known as “the Cabinet,” who in the mid-2000s began targeting socially conservative politicians nationwide and pledged to support candidates who were friendly to gay rights.
Hey look on the TV!! It says, there’s a Buttigieg, Fundraiser!!
Ya I see that, ok, Im in, lets go!!!! But this better be good, im missing out on a Trump event, and those gigs are always jammed with hot booty
splimp v; to splurge and skimp; ability to balance splurging and skimping; to make your money stretch as far as possible without sacrificing, ‘quality’.
splurge; to spend freely
skimp; to economize, spend less
friend; 'So why did your 3 lovely daughters decide to stay with you instead of your ex wife after the divorse?
Tomer Splimpton;Probably because not only my daughters and i have more fun together and the Dog loves me more too, but most important is that i know how to 'splimp', i lead a splimple life, unfortunately their mother's only urge is to 'splurge'.
In fact, before the divorce, at one point, it got so bad that when someone stole our credit card, i decided not to cancel the card because i realized, the crook who stole it, was using it less than my wife!
sweet swami, awesomesauce!
Anything that’s way more than just ‘awesome’
swaeomi can be used as a noun or adjective to describe anything on our planet that is extremely awesome, or for extremely awesome individuals who have open minds
SWAE; Snow, Water, Air, Earth
SWAE; Smoke Weed After Exams
SWA; Something We Accomplish
OMI; Open Minded Individuals
swami; In Sanskrit, swami means “one who knows.”
swa; abbreviation, ‘sweet as’ or ‘Sweet white Ass’,
SWA; Sexiest Woman Alive
incredibly cool, perhaps even unbelievably so
omi is the ending to a nickname that describes a cute, happy, and cheerful person, often a friend.
epitomi of kiss kiss.
A absolutely stunning person, who is kind, funny, and caring. An Omi is one the most tubular people you will ever meet. They are loyal to their friends and family in all situations. They’re smart, and artistic with buckets of friends, and speaking of buckets, buckets of confidence. The name Omi means strong willed. And originates From Japan and south east Asia.
om (plural oms)
dang bra, you’re my ‘swaeomie’ homie!!! Not only do you always know the answer to everything, like some awesome, magical swami! You listen to all my crazy ideas and stories, with an open mind!!.. But I really wish you were a hot chick!
Because then you could be my, ‘Swaomi Camel’ And that would be sick!
Ahhh, ya, mr swaeomi, I think you spent way too much time in camel-lot, working in the Saudi desert has fried your brain bro ….
unputonable n; someone who is unable to be ‘put on’( ex ‘youre putting me on’ means youre joking, or not serious, deceiving me etc) An unputonable person is one who cant be fooled.
put on n; a deception, a hoax
Hey why didn’t you come to the shin dig last night, I told you it was packed with a lot of sexy tang!
Because I know there wasn’t any tang there, you were just ‘putting me on’!
When are you going to realize that im ‘unputonable’ bro??!!, Its imposible to put me on, even if somehow you were able to actually put a sexy, naked chick on my bed to surprise me for my bday before I got home, you still wouldn’t be able to put me on?
Oh ya, how’s that?
Because you wouldn’t have to put me on, Id put myself on her, after locking the door of course. And then hopefully, like really good books, we’d be, unputdownable, unstoppable for 2 days…..
swaeomi camel n(see swaeomi); Sexiest Woman Alive Ever, with magical, mesmerizing omi kissing lips and spit so powerful, the spell can make any man her slave
Boss; Tell me one reason why you missed 7 days of work this time, and it better be good Simpson!!!!
You gotta believe me boss! I was kidnapped and held captive in the Sahara desert, It was terrible. Boss I swear i was mesmerized and tortured by a ‘Swaeomi Camel’ the Sexiest Woman Alive Ever, 'omi' name aint, Homer Simpson!.
You were terribly torchered huh???!! but I don’t see any wounds?
Sir im psychologically scarred, for life!
As soon as she got me in her harem tent she said,
welcome to "camel lot!!" Lawrence of Alabia!!! and started spitting on me like some mad camel in heat, her saliva put me under her spell, she started tearing my shirt off, and I tore hers off, we kept tearing each others clothes off until all was torn off, there was so much tearing going on between us, it was terrible, and tortuously, torturous!! And then like 2 tigers, for 7 days and nights, i made great love to her which saved my life! Fortunately she finally ran out of spit and was too tired to get up and put out the torch fire, so she ordered me to blow and spit it out before she released me…..it was almost impossible to put out that torch fire, I never blew and spit on something so long and hard in my life, it was 'torch'erous!
fynamite; dynamite fine; someone so uber fine, theyre dynamite
Note; fynamites can be Foxy/Fun, Yummy, Nymphs(very friendly and harmless), but, can also be very dangerous, like an ‘amite’ red ant, so proceed with caution
FYNA; Foxy, Yummy, Nymph, Action
Etymology. "Amite" may be derived from either the Choctaw word for "red ant", signifying "thrift", or from the French amitié, meaning "friendship".
Yo that chick is so foxy fine, shes dynamite!
Ya, we better duck, take cover quick, fynamite chicks like that are known to suddenly explode
itil itil I can!
bucking fitches!; buck the fitches, do the dishes, make the riches
to buck all the bad, unsavory, polecats off your back, while bucking all the fine, fit, filthy 'riches', in the sack, and making the money, will keep them coming back
fitch; polecat; euphemism for f…ing bitch
dishes; delightful, delicious, dolls
waz up bra?
just bucking the fitches.....doin the dishes, makin the riches!
wajab!; literally, “You don’t have to say a thing, the answer is written all over your face”
wajab; I don’t have to ask you, I can see it in your blush, it’s written all over your face
wajab; ada ‘jawab’ dari ‘wajah’, jadi tidak harus tanya
aj-waj; aj waj
Honey you wanta ??? …… Aahhh! wajab!!!! You don’t have to say a thing I can see it in your blush!!!…… love you!…. need you!….. oh babe….. I wanta kiss you all over, and over again……… till the night closes in!!!!!
Stoney Tark n; extremely skillful, creative, witty and gitty from being stoned, ie, 'Mcgiver' on weed; superhero stoned
A Stoney Tark is also known as, ‘orniman’; the 'Ironman man of magical hands', attractive, arable, and very plowable
WoW!! Thats frikin, 'Stoney Tark' cool dude!!! !!!How'd you create that!!?
I dont drink alcohol, only take herbs from Jagan, the Universe..... the world is still dumb and numb from consuming the man made legalized poison called, alcohol while criminalizing what God created, medicinal, healthy herbs
Ja!! Gan dude!!!
to be so extremely stoned, having a blast in the same café for days, you actually forget to see, 'Rembrandt' while in Amsterdam
Note; Actually, Rembrandt never went anywhere outside of Amsterdam, for good reason because he didn't have to, he could get anything he wanted there.
At Bulldogs, Amsterdam
tarbander(weed/hash bartender, banning anything containing, 'tar');
What can I get you sir?
How about some amnesia Haze?
Ok, but after smoking this, you won’t remember to visit, ‘Rembrandt’ or any other Museums…… it’s called a,
“Remembercandt!!”, Netherlands…….. it happens all the time!
tarbander n; any weed bartender, usually at locations that ban the smoking of dangerous, tar filled, cigarettes, ie the famous Bulldog bars in Amsterdam
tarbander; anyone who rolls a joint that contains 100% weed, without adding any tobacco tar
Tar is the common name for the resinous, partially combusted particulate matter produced by the burning of tobacco and other plant material in the act of smoking. Tar is toxic and damages the smoker's lungs over time through various biochemical and mechanical processes. Tar also damages the mouth by rotting and blackening teeth, damaging gums, and desensitizing taste buds. Tar includes the majority of mutagenic and carcinogenic agents in tobacco smoke. Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAH), for example, are genotoxic via epoxidation.
One of the most known diseases caused by smoking is lung cancer. A few carcinogens commonly found in tar include benzene, acrylamide and acrylonitrile. Smoking exposes delicate cells inside the lungs directly to these compounds. This causes mutations in the DNA of the cells, which leads to cancer. According to the World Health Organization's report, "Tobacco Smoke and Involuntary Smoking", 90 percent of all cases of lung cancer are attributable to smoking.
a band; a group of energy levels
At BullDogs bar, Amsterdam
sir "excuse me can i have a cigarette?"
tarbander "yes you, "can-sir"(cancer), its your choice.....but we dont sell cigs in here and you have to smoke them outside this establishment"
tarbander "Im sorry mam, smoking cigarettes is banned, its not allowed in here, but we do have a wide variety of healthy weed to smoke"
mam "oh, ok, then i guess ill have the kush.... So how long have you been a tarbander?"
tarbander "Ever since i quit smoking cigs, drinking alcohol, then fled from the most dangerous, gun filled country in the world, USA, and moved to the most fun, safe and healthy country of Amsterdam.... mam "
Sowakaki v; the most inexpensive form of transportation, 'walking' or riding a bike which can get one from point A to point B sometimes even faster than automobiles, or motorcycles, depending on the traffic.
A Sowakaki is a kind of Kawasaki, just without the gas or motor and has a maximum horsepower speed similar to that of someone walking fast or how a sow(pig) runs at top speed or top bycycle speed.
Dude why are you riding that Sowakaki tri-cycle??!!
Just Sowakaki man!!! Youll get there faster!!
Hey whats your secret?
sekenolt!! Live and Love every second of your life, and you'll never grow old!!
foctor derti; a feel good, fun, 'derti' doctor; usually a friend who uses any measure or tactic to help anyone get derti; to snap out of a depressed doldrum state convincing them to jump back into life with full force
derti [dehrr-tee] (adjective) An untranslatable, Greek word, which describes a troubled state of mind, maybe the result of some deep unhappiness that has to be conquered. Rather than rest in this pain, the Greek reaction is to try to burn your way out of it by throwing yourself passionately into life again.
im so depressed!!
you need a foctor derti!
mawarjuana v; to enjoy marijuana while making love
mawarjauna; short for, "you wanta make love my lovely rose?" Indonesian> "mawarjuana"; kependekan dari, "kamu ingin bercinta, kekasihku(berhubungan seks?"
mawarjuana n; a rose pedal blunt Indonesian translation >mawar pedal tumpul
mawar; rose, flower
Juana is a beautiful, dependable, fun loving, hilarious and kind hearted. When you're around Juana there's never a dull moment, especially when it comes to music, Juana has a great taste in music. Never a dull moment with Juana keep her close.
According to the professional florist, the color of red and the flower of Roses both refer to affection, love, and admiration. Bright red Roses symbolize romance while burgundy and crimson red Roses mean undying love.
Inhaling the oil from rose petals already helps the user achieve a soothing, restorative slumber, so imagine throwing a heaping helping of some Indica-dominant flower into the mix (I HIGHly recommend the recently-reviewed Animal Cookies).
Of course i wanta!
Frank Sunatra(sunat-ra); euphemism for 'circumsized'; one who is circumsized
RA; Removal Action
RA; Reduction Area
RA; Religious of the Assumption
hey are you a fan of 'frank sunatra'?
Yes, and sunatra has been my frankfurter ever since i was born .........
thikno; before thinking about doing anything stupid and making a bad mistake, one is reminded not to be thick
thinko; noun. informal. A mistake in one's thought processes; a mental lapse or failure to reason correctly; a thinking typo
thikno, thikno!! dont be stupid, and fall for their shtick, its a trick!!
thanks bro, i made a thinko, but now i see through their stinko!!
jarimuana; a joint rolled by hand, sealed with a kiss for good luck
Here you go!
Yep, rolled by me with love, sealed with a kiss mua!!!
maujirana; to love thy neigbor sharing a joint
neibor 1 maujirana?
nrigbor 2 mau dong!!!
sekappeteaser; cewe cari kasep(handsome) cowo, tangkap, dan simpan untuk sek slave
translation> a girl looking for a handsome ( 'kasep', Sundanese) guy to catch, in order to save him as her sex slave.
sekapp; women using apps in order to sekappetease men into their lair
Why is miss nejjy always busy?>>Kenapa nejjy selalu sibuk?
Because shes a closet sekappeteaser !! >>Karena dia sekappeteaser lemari !!
rajmauina adj(raj-mau-ina); there is no higher reign for one who can enjoy a joint with their mother; or just to have a joint alone in memory of mom, missing mom while she reigns in heaven
rajmauina n; spiritual parents, intelligent enough not to have believed in a governments evil reefer madness propoganda that marijuana is a dangerous drug that makes people crazy
mau; evil, bad
dude you're moms so cool, you're so lucky!!
ya, rajmauina for sure!!
marajuani(mara-ju-ani);literally, 'Im angry, you bird brain butthole, the weed sucks!
marajuani; the feeling one gets when paying good money for bad or even fake weed, like a dumb dodo bird who wants to kick his own ass for being duped into buying bad dope
marajuani is a word that can be used for the person who sold you the bad weed, if they have the audacity to even ask you how the weed is
so hows the weed/
marajuani!!! dont ever call me again!!
Adolf Belittler n; master belittler, aka 'betillter' ; a belittler to those deserving to be belittled, or just an extremely cruel and abusive belittler
Adolf Belitler; one who is constantly 'lit'(stoned)
An Adolf Belittler can be one who is bad or good. They can abuse their abusive belittling power, or can use it to knock someone into a higher level playing field in order to finally win
betillter n(be-tillt-er); one who belittles to a tilt; an extreme belittler who constantly puts down someone else's play, until they tilt
Why are you being such an Adolf Belittler!!!
Because I want you to get so pissed off youll finally win a game!!!
How about playing at this table?
naaa, that guys a professional betillter, and I don't wanta go on tilt
how can you tell hes a betillter?
Because I can already hear the, 'belittling tilt', in the belittler's voice, he's definitely an, 'Adolf Belittler', a seasoned betillter!!
Tomb bleedur n;
someone who hasn’t slept or eaten, in days; putting oneself in a very dangerous position, looking pale and paranoid, to a guilt, somehow enduring a comatose, about to be mummified in a tomb, kind of state
bleedur; literally, 'belum tidur' not yet slept, but enduring bleeding to sleep or death
tomb; a large vault, typically an underground one, for burying the dead
tomb it may concern...
"Yo bro, “Tomb bleedur!!” man! Youre lookin like a ghost, get some sleep!!!"
"Sleep is for the dead!!!"
Shminkerton n; like a dedicated Pinkerton was at catching outlaws back in the Old West, Shminkertons, in the 'New Quest' are only concerned with catching and racking up their 'shminks' which is what they do best
shmink v; to copulate
shmink v; obliertate, annihlate, inseminate, the female vortex
Why are Shminkertons master shminkers??
Because theyre shminkin it in all the time ...Shminkertons evolved into master thinkers because of all their conquested shminkers...shminkertons be shminkin it in all, erections, shminkin to the east, shminkin to the west, shminkin it hard ball is the thing only shminkertons know best.,,
But youre a damn policeman mr shminkerton! How could you!!??
Policemen need to shmink too!!!......... we get our 40 shminks like you get your 40 winks!!
iquiped(e-quipt) n; ‘Chief of quips’ someone intelligent; full of quick witty quips
iquiped; an ability to follow and answer intelligently even while attention is diverted or while being put on the spot
iquiped; an intelligent, quick, ‘quip witted’ person usually sleeps well
iquiped; a really hot cute thing who has ‘everytang’ goin on aka, “a fully loaded, “dea-tailed”, babe
IQUIP stands for Intelligent & Quick Information Processing
iqui-iqui; a place to sleep.
Aymara (IPA: [aj?ma.?a] ( listen); also Aymar aru) is an Aymaran language spoken by the Aymara people of the Andes. It is one of only a handful of Native American languages with over one million speakers. Aymara, along with Spanish, is an official language of Bolivia.
impeachuhated adj; infatuated with impeaching a president only because the sore losers, still can’t get over they lost, totally, 'fixhated’, on a soviet style impeachment, elimination and total destruction’ of one they, ‘hate’, rather than being more,‘fix-‘aided’, on solving real problems that keeps the country great
lin byeden! n (LIN BYE-DEN, euphemism for, 'good riddance')
a crushing, final blow, farewell for someone badly beaten even before a game is over
lin byeden!! Go or don’t go joe, you’ve been Trumped, it’s over, now youre, ‘nutton’, time to get busy doing what your ancestors did best, go bust a nut, knit a shirt, or make a button!!!!
lin; leave/leavin, to cease from, desist, lose, yield up
byeden(Biden); 'bye then'
“leavin”? Ok, good bye then!”
lin byeden; literally,
“leaving now!? good-byeden! Get out of town! time to go into Hiden’(high-den),
no more Osama, no more Obama, Baghdadi, or Bin Laden!
no need to hang around any longer, no more wasting time….. no more biden time, all is fine”
Joe Biden has offered two starkly different and contradictory accounts of his role in the 2011 raid that killed Osama bin Laden.
After initially saying that he opposed the operation and told President Barack Obama not to do it, the 2020 Democratic front-runner changed his account to say he hedged in front of other officials but privately told Obama to go ahead.
Earlier in the book, Gates said of Biden: “I think he has been wrong on nearly every major foreign policy and national security issue over the past four decades.”
From Middle English linnen, from Old English linnan (“to cease from, desist, lose, yield up”), from Proto-Germanic *linnan? (“to turn, move aside, avoid”), from Proto-Indo-European *ley- (“to elude, avoid, shrink from”). Cognate with Danish linne (“to stop, rest”), dialectal Swedish linna (“to pause, rest”), Icelandic linna (“to stop, rest”).
Trump in Oval office
(startled by seeing Joe Biden outside his Oval office window)
“Lin Byeden!! Lin Byeden!! We thought you were already gone, back to Hiden? What do you want now Biden?
Biden; where’s my son Hunter?
Trump; hes on the run you son of gun, but Hunter changed his name to ‘Bunter’, so now he’s Hiden ! , However, youre not, Hiden which means your back to being, ‘Biden’, and that’s a bother, so do yourself a favor, go find your son Bunter, be a good father!
Biden; Why don’t you just go…fff…find yourself!!
Trump; I’m already very, very fond of myself, and so is the rest of usa, thank you very much!!
Biden; I said go ‘find’ yourself!!!
Trump; I know what you said!!... I already found myself brother………. I found myself winning again, right back here in the White house, heard you fondled yourself too,..oops.. I mean, ‘found yourself’, too, heard it’s an, ‘Anthony Weiner’ favorite, a Cuban cabana, time share,’ ‘thruple friendly’, dog house, complete with petting zoo!!??....
well good for you Biden, you may be going way down town like a circus clown, but at least youre not giving up like Bin Laden..
Ok, But now, seriously, youre still outside my window….its getting weird
,…… are you gonna mow my lawn Biden, or do I have to call security to force you back into Hiden??!!…
Ive never mown a lawn in my life, so Ill just, ‘button up” and go back to “Hiden”…
Ahcrocricy n(A-croc-ricy); the ‘democracy’ of
a ‘crock of Schiffs’;
aka; the Adam's family; a bunch of silly, shifty, shifts, doing 'schiffty' business that only ‘sinks’ ‘schips’, draining themselves down their own dirty, swampy, 'schiff-hole'
Ahcroc-riceyn(a-croc-ricey); democratic, dicey, race of, ‘mixing business with displeasures'; a croc of complete nonsense
Ahcroc-ricey; a Democratic Party who defended slavery, started the Civil War, fought against every civil rights act in US history, got filthy rich, but left the country deep in debt while creating the dirtiest croc of schiffhole, swamp things, a White House has ever had, is, ‘Ahcroc-ricey’, disguised as democracy
1. skew, oblique, slanted, crooked
SCHIFF; School for Children with Hindered Intelligence, Held in a Freak Factory
SCHIFF; Severe Closed Head Injury of a Frosted Flake’s Final Frenzy
Schiffen; to urinate
(of a person or their manner) appearing deceitful or evasive.
"a shifty, fast-talking lawyer"
ricey; ridiculously, dicey
A crock of Schiff
A crock of Schiff n; a phrase describing, a piss poor democracy's bunch of, 'shifty, shifts', doing, 'Schiffty' business that eventually only ends up, ‘sinking’ their own, 'Schiff'
A crock of Schiff
Scratch N' Schiff
Scratch N’ Schiff n; a demoncrat's, quid pro quo; ie "ill scratch yours, you scratch mine"
Scratch N’ Schiff n; a hasty snack, a bite to eat, just a brief period of exertion, then scratched and Schiffed out, losing, ‘big time’; a double dribble, quibble, in the heat, until the next diversion
A Scratch N Schiff represents
scrat cratch fever n; when a shifty Schiff, incompetent left wing boob, is scratched by a pelosi goblin, it equals; a snatch made in a demoncrat's, heaven
aka "Mr and Miss-Demeaners, sittin in a, High-crimes, Adam’s family, ‘trea’, k-i-s-s-i-n-g,...first comes, swampy, fudgy, sludge, then comes the disparaged marriage, then comes an impeachy keen, baby boy, named, ‘Treason’ with no rhyme nor reason, all wrapped up in some, demonic, 'Pelosemary’s baby', carriage
the name Scratch likely comes from Middle English scrat, the name of a demon or goblin, derived from Old Norse skratte.
scrat; A wiff of a ripe loud crotch in serious need of a scrub
cratch (plural cratches)
snatch; to nibble, snort, chatter, to sob, pant, long for, no matter
Middle English sna(c)che (verb) ‘suddenly snap at’, (noun) ‘a snare’; perhaps related to snack.