Result : 244 new word Contributing by kullexpat

09 May 2017


ratscoinapter!; used to express annoyance because of creative hesitation; e.g., to think of a new idea about anything, especially coining new words and app ideas but because of hesitating too long to actually legally retain the idea, you find someone else had already officially created it via some form of publication

ratscoinapter n; one who is terrible at setting goals and fulfilling them but is a master of ideas, hesitation and being a coward

ratscoinapter; to have a creative idea, kept in secret(usually for a long period of time) and for one not to share the idea with anyone, not even closest friends or family, for fear of someone else stealing the idea, but then to one day discover someone else had the same light bulb go off in their brain, but the only difference is that they went out and executed the idea

ratscoinapter; a bolted, wide awake, blood pumping, panic that courses through the veins when one finds out their idea or invention had already been taken, usually causing the hesitater to, go ballistic, throwing and punching things, yelling and screaming out expletives, aching with regret, envy, and a prolonged bout with insomnia 





There are countless stories of people(artists) experiencing ratscoinapter mostly because of the fear of failure and shame. So to combat this self destructive instinct an artist can keep some kind of inspirational quote close to them, something powerful enough to keep you going, such as the quote below by Goeth   


“Until one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back concerning all acts of initiative (and creation), there is one elementary truth that ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then Providence moves too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have occurred. A whole stream of events ensues from the decision, raising in one’s favor all manner of unforeseen incidents and meetings and material assistance, which no man could have dreamed would have come his way. Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now.”



I cant beleive it!! Someone already created my idea!!

Ratscoinapter bro!! You cant hesitate when you think of new ideas, or new words, you gotta coin it right away by publishing it, not "apter" someone else does

Ya youre 'appsolutely' right!! ratscoinapter!! big time, i had 12 years to execute my idea but failed to do so, so its all me on me.. never again!! 





by kullexpat

25 May 2017


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folgier n; (pronounced like 'soldier'); aka, folgier of fortunes; a fundraising golf soldier; any person, entity or organization who supports raising money via golf charity events, and then gives all the  proceedes to people who are in need, e.g the long running partnership between the four seasons and Byron Nelson golf events that has positively impacted a community by helping to raise more than 150 million dollars for Momentous Institute which has impacted over 100,000 lives


folgier; a fan, friend, follower and supporter of any professional game, especially golf; to be mad (in a good way) about golf, but with only the experience of playing miniature golf

Note; a folgier is usually well read in any Game followed with a keen eye to discern pro stats, so then is able to folgern, the game more accurately than most pros; a gambler of sports


folgern; conclude, deduce, infer 

A folgier's cougher; one who makes a noise or 'coughs'(a cougher) right before a golfer's shot 


folgier(pronounced like "vulgar") one who dresses in a vulgar display of color clashing golf-wear, but has absolutely no aptitude for playing the game; a yuppie want to be golfer    



folger; follow


 folg n; follower of golf, not a player

Middle French

fol; mad, insane, silly, crazy


gier; genitive plural of ‘gra’; game, play 




Hey you wanta play golf?

Nope, Im just a folgier, you'd be chasing my balls all day, as i order you to be my gofer..

And I'd probably do a big folger's cougher, right before you tee off by yelling out, "drive safely!!!"  Ill be your 'folg' guy but not your 'golfriend'....



by kullexpat

16 Jul 2017


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blowgart; What to say to a sexy girl on her birthday while she blows her candles out

blowgart;  When a sexy girl is slow to share a joint or bong with someone, so instead of saying 'dont bogart' you say. 'dont blowgart'                                        

blowgart v; to bogart a blow job, usually seen in adult film threesome scenes








hey bambi, dont blowgart!!

Ok, thumper, heehee, youre right, sharing times a happy time!

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by kullexpat

17 Jul 2017

Hump-free Blowgart

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Hump-free Blowgart;  a no obligation, no questions asked, extremely prolonged, 'bj', out of nowhere, with no strings attached, except for maybe the string in the middle that keeps her from going anywhere further than just a BJ NOB...

hump-free blowgart; a free bj with no obligation to return the favor for the person who gave it to you which means they really like you and or really like giving NOB bj's

NOB; No Obligation

Thank you for the hump-free blowgart baby!!, go ahead and blowgart to your hearts content

Ok, honey im almost finished bowin up the raft, now you gotta go out n catch me some fish and then u can blowgart me tent up,,,,  


by kullexpat

17 Jul 2017

Humphrey Blowgart


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Humphrey blowgart; one who blows out smoke instead of inhaling it in usually because one is more interested in showing off blowing their smoke rings 

Note; Bill Clinton was a self proclaimed, Humphrey blowgart, as he professed to never inhaling


Humphrey; peaceful warrior; one who would lead a 'peace' pipe smoking powwow sesh





Yo, dont blowgart!!! dat sht expensive bra!!

ya but i be an up n coming blowgartist!!!





by kullexpat

17 Jul 2017

Hermuphy Blowgartist

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Hermuphy Blowgartist n; a female, smoke ring artist



her-MUPHY: A parallel MUlti PHYsics/scale code for high performance bio-fluidic simulations based upon the microscopic, molecular dynamics of a sexy girl blowing hydro-kush smoke rings and a method featuring the translocation of biopolymers through nano-meter sized, multi-pore configurations, taking into the sexplicit account, her hydrodynamic interactions of the translocating molecules with her surrounding saliva, a parralel implementation, sexibiting, a sexellent, sexability platform that includes techniques that may improve sexability and efficiency in other complex multi-physics parralel smoking applications such as hermodynamics, targeted drug deliveries and others..




Wow baby!! You are a natural blowgartist..... you blowgart that girl!!





by kullexpat

17 Jul 2017

HP Blowgart

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HP blowgart ; 'figurative/idiom,' to 'blow smoke up ones 'pee' hole'(euphemism for 'blowing smoke up ones arse' which means, 'paying insincere compliments to someone' ) but much more sever because blowing smoke up one's pee hole or urethra could not only cause him or her to have a wide variety of urinary tract infections, it can also cause an air embolism
blowing smoke up ones arse; idiom, for paying insincere compliments

Note blowing smoke up the anus was once a medical practice

 HP; Hole, Pee or 'Pee-Hole'


Your looking mighty fine today

Dont HP blowgart me! Dont blow smoke up my pee-hole Just because i provide your smoke!!





by kullexpat

19 Jul 2017

sharin stoned

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sharin stoned v;  "sharin" weed and getting high with your bowl mate

sharin stoned n; a 'gesamt kunst werk' OF 'sharin' stories, sharin funny things, to the sharin of more serious, life strife, shocking stuff, while, stoned

sharin stoned v; sharin a doob with a nice, 'PEACE of ARST'(A Radical Story Teller), 'werked' up

sharin stoned;  sharin a, 'pow-pow sesh' with a friend in silence, while just watchin the wheels go round and round, and really loving to watch them roll, no longer riding on a merry go-round so you're without a ho, but youre happily sharin herbal 'endol' with a friend, and never ever diggin the blow


gesamt kunst werk; a 'complete piece of Art work', 'Universal Artworks', 'synthesis of the Arts' all embracing art form is a work of art that makes use of all or many art forms or strives to do so, eg elements of music, drama, spectacle, dance, comedy, mala-propisms-spoonerisms, anagrams, linguistics, spantrosing and web-stiring , to the language a dolphin uses in order to communicate, sing, pray and love


Mr 'Hairin'; aka, 'HR puff n stuff'; Sharin's, pow-wow partner

Miss Sharin; HR Puff n Stuffs pow-wow partner

sharin; eye dialect of 'sharing' as in 'sharing times a happy time' or 'share and share..... I like"...


sharin; wheel





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Hey Hairin!! R u stoned??

Ya Sharin, and yes, im also starin???

Why you starin Hairin??

Ya, cause u be sexy Sharin and your thingy has 'showned'!!

Oh ya!!?? So I guess that would make us famous then!!!

Hows that??

Cause we be 'sharin stoned'!!!??

fur enuff~



by kullexpat

23 Jul 2017

gobart with a gokart

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gobart, with a gokart; phrase used when one wants the person holding the joint to keep it no need to pass it back

gobart, with a gokart ; a 'green' light permission phrase from someone to another, to go ahead and finish off anything, e.g, a joint, food etc..




No, no, it's ok, im already gawn, so gobart with a gokart!

Wow, thanks im gonna ride this gokart all the way home until its gawn and im gawn



by kullexpat

23 Jul 2017

what time you, 'combing over'?

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"What time you, combing over?" ; A rhetorical question, used against one who has the audacity to make a negative comment about someone elses hair/style when they themselves have serious physical flaws, especially a very obnoxious, receeding, thin haired, comb-over artist with a rather large protruding santa belly to boot


 comb-over; hair that is combed over a bald spot in an attempt to cover it.






The great all knowing and powerful, but extremely jealous older brother with serious comb over issues, says to his brother 

  "Hey knucklehead, your shaved head hairstyle is way off, i think you need to do this and that with it etc.....

The modest brother who takes care of mom responds with..

"Ahh OK, Thanks for that brother, huh by the way, 'what time you 'combing over', Perry Comb-over?

The great all knowing, powerful, but extremely jealous brother with serious comb over issues, doesn't say a word

End of Story, game comb-over!!!








by kullexpat

23 Jul 2017

Perry Comb-over

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Perry Comb-over n; an obvious comb-over artist; a very outdated style

Perry Comb-over n; one who cant get over the fact that they are going bald, so they try to comb over their thinning hair to hide the balding areas

Perry Comb-over v; figurative, to 'comb over' the truth because of not being able to handle the truth




Hey Perry Comb-over!! What time you combing over??

Man, just shave dat sht!! Get over it dont comb over it



by kullexpat

13 Dec 2017


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‘rigmarolled’ v; to get rolled, (robbed) through a series of long rigmarole stories, excuses in order to delay, or avoid, usually from people who have promised to either complete a service or to pay back a loan but never intended to pay it back 




Hey whats going on with the website??


Its been over a year of excuses, a variety of long winded stories each time, from the guy I paid and now I finally realized, ive been rigmarolled!!! 


by kullexpat

13 Dec 2017



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grimrolae (grim-ro-lae); to be ‘rigmarolled’ for the last time; of a certain, grim, and final, under-handed, “taking”; to steal, deceive or ‘roll’, especially one’s own, elderly, disabled, mother, ie, suffering from, dementia, stringing her (the victim) along, with outlandish, long and drawn out, rigmarole stories



Good Grim Riddence! Good, Grief, the grim-rolling is finally Gone



 A grimrolae is usually the last heist written off as a LAE(Lost/Loser Adjustment Expense)  the family member or mother who got ripped off realizes its actually a fortunate window of opportunity, and so considers the loss to be what it cost to get rid of a son who will never stop torturing her; the deal of the century, very worth it indeed









grim, taking 


  1.   ugly, unsightly
  2. nasty ghastly disgusting, gross and sinister


GrimRo-LAE-Off’; A Restraining Order to ‘lay off’ for good; to fire, terminate, or exterminate a Repeat Offender’s, Relentless Onslaught of Remarkable ‘Flies’ that Go way Beyond the Edge of the Observable Universe, and the vanishes into Oblivion






Its time for the grim-rippter-hoff to GO!


The time for all the


RO; Relentless Onslaughts


RO; Repeat Offender


RO; Ripped Off(his mother)


RO; Run Out(time)




RO; Restraining Order(given)


RO; Roll Over(days of rolling mom are over)


RO; Right-side Out(your mom is done with you, shes 'Right Out)


RO; Remittance Order (the loan)


RO; Ran Out already (time you had to pay has expired)


And so now you have expired and are at best a,


RO; Remarkable Oblivion


LAE; LOST/LOSER/Adjustment/Expense 








Are you going to let your son get away with stealing your 5 grand??


Grimrolae!! The little rabbit can have it! Im so tired of his lies and rigmarole, its better to it let go, so I never have to put up with him again. He didn’t get away with it, he knows and God knows what he did. At the end of the day hurray, hurray, Grimrolae, I finally got rid of that nasty kid.


He’s not my son. He’s actually more a combination of a, Dark Night Trilogy, where, fear Chaos and Pain, is mixed with a toxic character con-fusion of an, ‘Oliver Twisted’,


and the -brother murdering, ‘Atila the Hun-dread’.


He’s caused me so much pain and anxiety, Id rather be bludgeoned on the head than to go through all his rigmarole bull stories again and again I dread, so no worries its all Kool! Ya, sure he’s got my money, but who do you think is the real fool?          


by kullexpat

16 Dec 2017


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Grim-Rippter-Hoff; aka Jacked the Rippter; (see “grimrolae”) despicable, demented, delusional, two faced, actor; a grotesque, false face, disguised and covered by a mask that’s just as grim and sinister; an ugly monster, alcoholic who can rip off his own mother and threaten to kill his own brother




Probably derived from Old English *Gr?m, Old Norse Grímr (literally “masked person”).





Is there anybody worse than a Grimrippter-Hoff

Maybe 'Oliver 'Twisted'

by kullexpat

18 Jan 2018

Under Seeds

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Under Seeds; "Under the Influence of Seeds" a staranoia-stevia-seagalia(star stoned paranoia) episode caused by the most potent strain of Hawaiin sensimalia hybrid Kush seed there is; kush, Ak57, Green Beret-b-banner, Missle Launcher, so extreme it's like a metamorphosis of, Bruce Bannercannoid turns into,  'Steven Seagal' avenger star

Effect: a psychospasmatic, Sudden Impact reaction, and feeling of being Above the Law,  a desire to cause an uneccessary massive fall out, (ie, fall out over hawaiis false missle alert) 

starts from someone etremely stoned, cranked, 'under seed' while watching the film, “Under-Seige” several times a day for several days during an AMC Steven Segal movie marathon, Plus the fact that NK’s Nuclear Program wargames is having the desired effect of scaring the absolute crap out of some already wacked out Americans, add to that a variety of anti-depressants mixed with alcohol so  he just flips, warning, and convincing friends that theyre really ‘under siege’, spreading panic, mass hysteria by telling of an impending missle already launched and directed to hit Hawaii in about 20 min, explaining how it could incinerate one million people in a half a second which causes families to hide underground in sewers and charter boats to deserted islands   

Under Seeds; to be completely wacked to a mind altered paranoia state

Under Seeds; name of the most potent mindboggling psycotropic strain known to mankind in HAwaii


SEEDS means "Marijuana seeds"





Billy and Skooter at the control panels in Hawaii while watching the last quarter of Under-Seige, the penta'gone' scene…

Hey Billy

Ya Skooter?

Billy(B); You thinkin what Im thinkin?

Skooter(Sk); Ya, billy we better find a place to hide, and warn people cause that missle is headed right die-rected to hit us big here in Hawaii.

B; Yep, and you're directed to hit us big, headed right here, right now bra! Gimmi dat!

SK; What??!

B; Don’t bogart, Gary Abusy!!!

Sk; Look whose talkin Holdie Gone!! Youre holdin it in your left hand and you don’t even know youre, William 'Holden' it!, Until its gone!. Now da doob’s  fires out!!

B; Ok, Gone jeelgud!! Tone it down lone toke!! Jommy Lee Tones!! Wristopher Cockin!! Speakin of fire!!? We better hide!!

Sk Billy did you already send out the, Ballistic Missle Alert that we are'Under Siege' ??

Yep but, I cant move i cant hide i cant even see

Billy, thats because we aint,  "Under Siege" .......

We, "Under Seeds!!!!"






by kullexpat

28 Jan 2018


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snidget n; a snowman-midget, usually kept snug in a freezer or fridge; small snowman, with potentially the longest snelf-life span ever

snelf-life; a snowman's shelf life span in a freezer 



mom: Billy what's that little snowman doing in the freezer?!

Billy: well, mommy when there is only enough snow to make half a snowman, you make a snidget, then you put the little snidge in the fridge, but if you want him to last all summer long, youll have to make him ‘hooler’, so hed be ‘happier, even cooler’,


mom: And how do you do that?


Billy; By making him another snidget, because then hell have someone to snuggle with, his very own, ‘popcicle sweet heart’ and that would be a, ‘gidget’(his snow-woman, girlfriend, snidget)


Mom;  Billy, r you sick ?


Ya, ‘I-sickle’…..psyclicle!!!


by kullexpat

29 Jan 2018



gidget n; midget snow-woman(see snidget) usually made to accompany a snidget in a fridge

gidget n; gay midget


hey i see you have a 'gidget' snow-woman in the fridge but where's her snidget boyfriend?

We'll he didnt want to raise any baby gadgets, he couldnt afford anything but a tiny freezer, so he just left, got himself some hands and went North, the little, ice-hole, geezer!

by kullexpat

15 Feb 2018


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cap-asscity n; The Divided States of Amaimrica

Maimed in America; a Mass-shooting hysteria, desire to be, ‘maimous’(mass-shooting, maim,fame); A country with more mass shootings than any other country in the world because of reaching a certain capacity


any place, or country that has reached its capacity to handle its own civilians due to a variety of factors such as, gun control failure, easy access to guns everywhere, millennials not marrying until much later, a widespread chronic gap between people's expectations for themselves and their actual achievement, suppressing oxytocin, taking more anti depressants, no face to face human interaction, mixed with alcohol and other drugs which creates a copycat phenomena; a fanatical, psychotic desire to be ‘maimous’; fame from mass murdering noteriety  


cap-asscity n; of a certain, very dangerous capacity where one is compelled to just start ‘ busting caps’ (shooting people)



(CNN)When it comes to gun massacres, the United States is tragically exceptional: There are more public mass shootings in the United States than in any other country in the world, according to a study published recently.

the number of mass shootings in the U.S. has skyrocketed



Home on the Range with Mamous and Andy

Andy; 'hey billybob whats u doing der with dat 'gamera'(gun/camera)? R u going to a shootin?

Ya, you can call me, 'Maimous', on my way to a shootin range to be famous... that hotel over-yonder looks to be in good of the world ma, thank God Im livin in cap-asscity USA! Ive reached cap-asscity, im gonna be maimous!!


by kullexpat

16 Feb 2018


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maimous; famous from causing mayhem, or mass-murder shooting masacres; claim to maim, fame, the new, Amaimrican passtime


maimous; Maimed in Amaimica; maim to fame



maim (third-person singular simple present maims, present participle maiming, simple past and past participle maimed)


To wound seriously; to cause permanent loss of function of a limb or part of the bod


CIA agent #1

"The desire to be 'maimous' in this country is just out of gun control!! Its getting worse everyday!!

CIA agent #2

Just keep the guns away from Schummer and Pelosi, whatever we do, thats our main objective, theyve just about reached cap-asscity, and together they can explode like shotgun cannon, in our own house, a much higher priority than Korea or Iran..   


by kullexpat

16 Feb 2018

capa cee-tee

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capa-ceetee v(capa-see-tee); to ‘cap’ a ‘caper’ (stop or prevent a caper before it reaches cap-asscity, and something bad happens) capa, ‘c’(see) and TEE ‘tell’, Everyone, Everywhere if you see something or someone suspicious before they reach a dangerous capacity 


CAPA CAPA CEE TEE; Put Your Thinkin Cap On, Cee and Tell, Everyone eveywhere 



‘capa ct’ means to keep a careful eye, catch, cues to ‘c’ (if u see anything disturbing, tell everyone, everywhere) Report suspicious activity


CAPA; Corrective And Preventive Action (CAPA, also called Corrective Action / Preventive Action, or simply Corrective Action) 



cee; carefully, catch cues to see


tee; tell, everyone, everywhere


why don’t people report suspicious activity until it is too late to prevent an attack?


1 first, they look, they see, they ponder the strange unsually behavior, they just store it in the brain, and forget about saying anything until its too late, and when something happens they usually love to get in front of a camera to tell all they know


2 fear, too scared, being labeled a snitch


3 or they take the attitude,‘its not my fault or responsibility, that’s what we pay the cops for








cápa (plural cápák)


1.    shark






  1. Alternative spelling of see


cee (plural cees)


  1. The name of the Latin-script letter C/c.
    • Hast thou [] suck'd Philosophy, ate cues, drank cees




cue (plural cues)

An action or event that is a signal for somebody to do something

yo dont boil over to cap-asscity...


ya, if i do, you better show some cajones and capa ceetee in my butt before its too late!! 


by kullexpat

02 Mar 2018

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Capa Capa Cee-Tee; A sort of, ‘Coat of Arms’ forority (visually, vigil), ‘visualante’ club(for guys and gals) signifying honor and chivalry; a crime preventing drive marshalling an expedition to fully conquer the mass shooting copycat dilemma/phenomena




Capa Capa Cee Tee; a ‘visualante’; a member of a self-appointed group of citizens who undertakes a wide awake, visually vigil, enforcement in their community especially to prevent mass shooting incidents


Motto; do something that matters, pay close attention to borderline, ‘mass-shooting, mad-hatters’, aspire to see and tell, report the suspicious behavior or, do nothing and see your country go to hell


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by kullexpat

02 Mar 2018


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visualante n; see (‘capa cee tee’)

a member of a self-appointed group of citizens who undertakes a wide awake, visually, vigil, enforcement in their community especially to prevent mass shooting incidents

A visualante is not to be confused with 'vigiliante' which means one who takes the law into their own hands without legal authority

A visualante does not take the law into his own hands rather he takes his own carerful attention to assist the law by using a capa cee tee approach which is before a situation or person reaches a certain capacity, 'cee and tell'  , see by 'carefully catching cues, then tell everyone everywhere 









visu    (colloquial, dialectal) careful, precise






1.    The action of looking.


2.    The power of sight.


vis (plural vires)


1.    Force; energy; might; power.


1.    wise, knowledgeable


2.    certain, not to be doubted


by kullexpat

06 Mar 2018


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visudante n; a visualante, real, dante super hero, one who either prevents a mass shooting caper via a (‘capa cee-tee’, ‘see and tell’; visus; ‘the power of sight’) or one who sacrifices their own life to save another during a mass shooting




visudante; one who has survived a mass shooting, or lost family or friends, stripped of everything but refuses to give up, and then fights on with even more determination to help fully conquer the mass shooting copycat dilemma/phenomena


visudante;one who tries to help save lives during a mass shooting








1.    (transitive) To give, to transfer the possession/holding of something to someone else.


2.    (transitive) To yield, to bear, to give, to produce, to return.




1.    giving


2.    offering, rendering

yielding, conceding


"While accidental gunshots get national coverage, few people have any idea how often concealed handgun permit holders stopping mass killings."


"The lack of news coverage allows left wing media outlets, such as Mother Jones which should know better, to falsely claim: "In not a single case was [a mass public shooting] stopped by a civilian using a gun."




Examples of visudante heroes

Let’s look at some of the recent cases that should have gotten some national attention.


-- New Holland, South Carolina: Earlier this month a man started firing a gun and threatened to shoot into a “crowded fire station parking lot full of children and firefighters.”  Fortunately, two volunteer firemen at the scene drew their permitted concealed handguns to stop the attack.  They forced the gunman to put down his rifle without them having to fire a shot.


-- Chicago, Illinois:  More than three weeks ago, on a Friday night, an Uber driver stopped a man who opened fire into a group of people on a Logan Square busy sidewalk.  According to Assistant State’s Attorney Barry Quinn, the Uber driver, who had a permitted concealed handgun, “was acting in self-defense and in the defense of others.”


-- Philadelphia, Pennsylvania: In March, NBC Channel 10 described how “Police say a man likely saved the lives of several people when he shot and killed a gunman inside a West Philadelphia barbershop.”  As luck would have it a concealed handgun permit holder was walking by the barbershop when the attack started. 


-- Chicago, Illinois:  Last year, gang members were angered when a woman removed a cup of liquor that one of the gang members had placed on top of her car.  The gang members opened fire on four people who had just left a party.  But luckily one of the four was in the military and who had a permitted concealed handgun.  That permit holder was able to wound one of the gang members and allow his friends to escape.


-- In Darby, Pennsylvania outside Philadelphia in July 2014, a convicted felon, Richard Plotts, opened fire in a hospital, killing a caseworker.  Fortunately, a psychiatrist, Lee Silverman, had his own gun and returned fire, hitting Plotts three times and critically wounding him.  After Plotts was killed, he still had 39 bullets on him, bullets that he could have used to shoot many other people.


Other recent cases involve permit holders stopping shootings in malls, churches, stores, down city streets, and outside courthouses.  Permit holders have stopped knife attacks as well as attacks with guns and bombs.  They have saved police officers lives in these attacks, such as a case in Early, Texas.


There are probably many more cases, but nobody knows for sure as many news stories probably don’t mention when a permit holder has stopped an attack.  Even when dramatic cases get news coverage there is often only one story mentioning a permit holder stopped the attack. The website for the Crime Prevention Research Center, where I serve as president, has a list of cases.


Between stopping attempted mass shootings or scaring off potential attackers, there is a reason why, with a couple of exceptions, all the mass public shootings in the U.S. keep occurring where general citizens can’t use guns for protection.


Of course, the unwillingness of the media to give cases where mass killings have been stopped news coverage is only part of the story.  Defensive gun use stories of any type don’t get news coverage on ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN. 


Local news coverage is better, but even that often doesn’t do a very good job.  Earlier this month a permit holder saved a police officer in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma who was being savagely beaten by a burglar who taken away the officer’s baton.  Even there it wasn’t until the third day of local media coverage that one of the local TV stations briefly mentioned the heroic permit holder in a single paragraph. 


The gun debate would be dramatically different if the national media carried even some of these dramatic stories.  Covering these cases would not only give these heroes the recognition they deserve, it would also give potential killers second thoughts before they attack.




John R. Lott, Jr. is a columnist for He is an economist and was formerly chief economist at the United States Sentencing Commission. Lott is also a leading expert on guns and op-eds on that issue are done in conjunction with the Crime Prevention Research Center. He is the author of nine books including "More Guns, Less Crime." His latest book is "The War on Guns: Arming Yourself Against Gun Control Lies (August 1, 2016). Follow him on Twitter@johnrlottjr.


by kullexpat

07 Mar 2018

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by kullexpat

05 Apr 2018


delligerents n; deliverance + belligerent + parents


Aka “pooh-back time”


(like ‘payback’ but concening the mom who had to change your shorts, and put up with all your sh** first)


Time in one’s life when the oxytocin hormone of love starts to really kick in…..


recalling parents loving you in your own deliverance, keeps you hopelessly devoted to them, even throughout all their belligerence






So hows taking care of mom?




“Ahh.. thank you for asking…The delligerents cycle runs full circle, is how it ‘begends’; the beginnings and the ends intertwined as cycles, a full circle-hyperspherical, combined, within a 4th dementional never ending reality is simply…….. sublime




What the heck does that mean?!!




It’s called,


 ‘Delligerents’, its like a very scary ‘deliverance’, except, theres ‘no Burt Reynolds escape’, from the parents, its like being


caught in some kind of paradoxical, love house, of mommy’s belligerence….   


You gotta just love it!


by kullexpat

06 Apr 2018

Fled Frin-stoned

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Fled Frin-stoned; to be so extremely ‘gone’ that you are ‘fled’ in yourbed’ from all the Frin-gilla droning; crazy buzzing, gone on in your head


Flying high, like a crazy, humming, buzzing, FINCH bird, you realize youre completely


fled; freakin lost, fried to an emergency code red, so you run away from the danger, thinking about it first in your head, but then decide the safest route is to just stay right where you are, on the floor, as if it were your frikin bed








fled; fried to the floor as if it were your bed, best way to avoid danger, be well read and fed instead






frin (plural frins)


1.    finch (bird family




Frin-gilla; to drone, hum, buzz)




gila; crazy






frin; A portmanteau of fiend and grin. It's usually used when something sinister comes into mind.





lets go bro!


I cant!! Im totally Fled!!!


You flin-stoned again!!! ??You Fled head!!


In yabadaba-doobudly!!

by kullexpat

08 Apr 2018


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Closest thing to Hooters, in India

Just ask him where you want to go and what you'd like to eat, and you'll get that plus a tour guide, all in one, for rather cheap













So do you like India so far?

Ok I guess but i wish they had a Hooters


Note; Apparently Hooters is planning to open in India, coming soon... 


Im tired of the smelly, 'Heetoors'!!

by kullexpat

08 Apr 2018


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              ROOTHIES; grandmothers who love eating good food at Hooters

roothies; euphemisism for 'grandma hooters'; noting proudly, in support of still having them





ruth; Something which causes regret or sorrow; a pitiful sight. [13th-17th c.]




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by kullexpat

17 Apr 2018


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Budswiser; smoking bud is wiser than drinking alcohol

budswiser v; smoking bud, while drinking a bud, with a bud, reduces the amount of, 'alcohol' in the buddies  

budswiser v; to smoke bud before going to a bar in order to refrain from having no more than one or 2 beers


Yo bro you up for a budswiser!?


Of course!! if u got the bud, i got the beer! 

by kullexpat

17 Apr 2018



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trumpmendus(Trump + mend + US); a tremendous, emphatic,win-win, usually one that involves momentum towards mending a broken or corrupt system

trumpmendus; a win that pays off, one that helps put a country and all its people back on the global map, fair and competitive again


trumpmendus; a tremendous, humongous, slap in the pompous and pampered's faces; the supercilious, elitist, liberal left, Hollywood traters still going through a 'troma'(Trump Coma)



Now its clear, with proof positive, progress, to see that Trumps win was not just tremendous

ya, youre right, it's Trumpmendus!!!


by kullexpat

17 Apr 2018




stwamina; trumpmendus, tweeting stamina; the ability to stay up all night to tweet an opinion


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by kullexpat

17 Apr 2018


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twenema n; moving tweets; tweets that make you ‘move’; drinking coffee while reading a moving tweet


twenema; a series of prolonged, jarrng tweets that eventually work like getting a coffee enema up the butt, tweets that may keep a nation, up all night thinking, but its simple truth, acts like a jet stream fluid injected into a system’s rectum that causes evacuation of unwanted swampy waste and toxins.




From Late Latin enema, from Ancient Greek ?νεμα (énema, “injection”), from ?ν?ημι (ení?mi, “I inject, send in, put in”), from (en, “in”) + ?ημι (hí?mi, “I send”).






Can you believe all the political turmoil going on??


Yep, it makes sense, it was certainly a dirtier house!! No pain, no gain, Washington got its first enema, thanks to Trump and his ‘twenema’, house cleaning, campaign   


by kullexpat

17 Apr 2018



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troma (tromatized); ‘Trump coma’; when elitists passionately avoid reality 


triggered by a traumatic loss to a winner so despised or hated, it causes, a ‘tromatic’ stupor, reality black out, where the trater (Trump hater) makes absolutely no sense at all


However, if lucky, the trater eventually starts to come out of the troma, going through a kind of metamorphosis called, ‘meenow-morphortrump-osis, a cathartic, trumpsformation and ascension back to reality, and a higher, 4th dimention, our natural, spiritual place


Fortunately, coming out of a self induced tromatic, head injury troma can actually wipe out the 'weight' of a traters 'hate' which leaves more brain capacity room for increased intelligence   


Before eventually coming out of a, troma, the liberal trater goes through a sort of hibernation, purgatory, healing process that not only makes them smarter, and more sensible when they come out of it, it also decreases the swelling in their brain





troma; weight





troma; celluloid


celluloid; a fake person, ‘app’sentminded, always stuck to the phone, hobbits, lesbians and geeks= democrats until they come out of the 'troma'



A typical, ‘Trater’(before and during a Troma);


 “Trump is a mean, cold, bully ice-hole!




After coming out of a Troma…


Doctor asks; So is Trump still a mean cold bully ice hole?!


Trater; Yaa, he certainly is, but he’s our mean, bully, ice-hole!! Just the right man to protect our land, from the real evil ice-holes of the world… With such “Trump-mend-US” power, he’s helping US to unite our states, ‘for Americans’..not ‘of America’


Doctor doctor!!! the trater’s IQ has soard off the charts, he’s brilliant!!


Doctor; He’s not a, ‘trater’ any longer, hes, a ‘trainer’, on the Trump train, the ‘troma’ helped make his new choice a no-brainer …


What if the Trater fails to come out of a Troma?


Im afraid that would be the pitts, if its a guy the Trater would turn into a, ‘retarr’, if it’s a girl


Shed be a, ‘tarter’, forever stuck together, like tarrbaby bras, in the Bra-lea tarpits!!!   




‘enjoy your troma, ‘be it that comas heal… beeatch!”


“Call me when you come out of the Troma..”


by kullexpat

30 Apr 2018

fake snooze

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fake snooze; the general consensus that when someone offers tales about their sex life, bragging about who they slept with, it’s not only very annoying and boring, its probably,

‘not true’


fake snooze; 'fake news' ; predictable/boring news that's now putting more people to sleep than anything else


fake snooze; to avoid waking up, in order to get ready to see all those fake 2 faced,  

traters (Trump haters) you dislike intensely 


fake snooze;  to extend, 'play' with a quicky, usually between the sheets of lovers 


fake snooze; pretending to be asleep, usually in order to avoid something or someone


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by kullexpat

30 Apr 2018


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lieker(lie-ker)n; one who is usually well respected or liked at first, until there's no doubt that the proven, 'leaker' and 'liar' is a 'Trater'(Trump hater) which only gets that lieker, licked later


lieker; self confessed leaker; especially one who tries to be liked in order to sell a book




lieker; a corrupt, lying, scuzball











1.    3rd person singular present indicative form of likt








1.    (transitive, intransitive) to lick






licked; beaten






1.    leaker A divulgation, or disclosure, of information previously held secret.


The leaks by Chelsea Manning showed the secrets of the US military.


2.    The person through whom such divulgation, or disclosure, occurs.






“Comey is crisscrossing the country to promote his memoir A Higher Loyalty, which paints Trump in a harsh light….”




"James Comey’s Memos are Classified, I did not Declassify them," Trump tweeted April 21. "They belong to our Government! Therefore, he broke the law!"




Verified account @realDonaldTrump


Follow Follow @realDonaldTrump




James Comey is a proven, (‘lieker’) LEAKER & LIAR. Virtually everyone in Washington thought he should be fired for the terrible job he did-until he was, in fact, fired. He leaked CLASSIFIED information, for which he should be prosecuted. He lied to Congress under OATH. He is a weak and



"what do you think about the lieker comey???


"any well liked, powerful, and respected FBI ‘ric’…


who ends up becoming a ‘leaker and a liar’ which gets him fired…


is just another mainstream, well licked, lieker, dick!!!"


by kullexpat

05 Jun 2018




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tanchix n; literally,

‘start having a smoking life, with ‘tanchix’

tanchix represents a way of life; anything non-pharmaceutical, non-alcohol, only 100% natural


tanchix; unlike the dangerous drug, 'Chantix' which may help to quit smoking but causes many other adverse side effects, especially if mixed with alcohol

tanchix represents the idea of having more, face to face, social interaction/fun, ideally, outside of your own country, with indigenous people from around the world who will appreciate your stories etc    


tanchix is 100% natural


NO adverse side effects




The only ‘black box’ warning on tanchix is:


Positive changes in behavior

No depressed moods, hostility, or  suicidal thoughts


‘tanchix’, in a word, is a simple reminder or mantra, to have a fun filled, healthy/’herball’, life; a non pharmaceutical life of, natural activities


tan + chi + kicks(as the idiom, 'get your kicks)


The word, ‘tanchix’ can also be pronounced as ‘tan-chi’, the x is silent but represents the intersection of at least 2

Although Tai Chi was originally a Martial Art it is mainly practiced today as an excellent form of exercise with many health benefits. The words Tai Chi Chuan mean Supreme Ultimate Boxing, used as an exercise for health it would loosely translate as Supreme Ultimate Exercise or Skill.Dec 30, 2011

The concept of the taiji ("supreme ultimate"), in contrast with wuji ("without ultimate"), appears in both Taoist and Confucian Chinese philosophy, where it represents the fusion or mother[1] of yin and yang into a single ultimate, represented by the taijitu symbol Taijitu - Small (CW).svg. Tàijíquán theory and practice evolved in agreement with many Chinese philosophical principles, including those of Taoism and Confucianism.


A 'smokin' life: slang idiomatic phrase meaning, 'a fantastic life'


 tan etymology

green/oak/thigh/wood/cranberry bush

chi(x) life force,breath/ kicks


X (mathematics) An unknown variable. “intersex or non-binary/Used between the names of two characters to denote a ship


X; two people hugging; excellent, experience, short for ‘kicks’





1.    (dialect, rare) The second, cardinal number two formerly used in Celtic areas, especially Cumbria and parts of Yorkshire, for counting sheep, and stitches in knitting.[2]






Cornish/ Breton




tan m (plural tanow)


1.   fire










Cognate to Silt'e [script needed] (tan).







smoke (from a fire)









1.  dream








Haitian Creole




1.  time






1.    until


2.    under


3.    while






tan (definite accusative tan?, plural tanlar)


1.   dawn, twilight, sunrise, daylight













(countable) A belief or tenet, especially about philosophical or theological matters.




chix; plural for babe, baby, baby doll


A word to describe something that is just outstanding when no other word comes to mind. Urban dictionary





"chick" comes from the Spanish word "chica" referring fondly to a young woman

chi; life force, breath








How do you keep looking and feeling so good?


Honestly? As soon as i got to Indonesia 20 years ago,  I started having a smokin life with tanchix…




by kullexpat

29 Jun 2018


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Troid n; Trump-roid; ‘Trump You Up Roids’

Troids; steroids on Trump


 Troid; a fight with Trump as being, no contest; AKA a losing battle


A Trump-roid(Troid), is like Winning, on steroids, but its all natural, more potent and effective than any steroid, and comes from 100% pure determination and fight


Troid; Trump priming roid; any sweet-gale tweet, rallies, speeches or anything Trumpesque, will pump you up like steroids on Trump








From Old Irish troit (“fight, battle, quarrel”).




troid f (genitive singular troda, nominative plural troideanna)


1. a fight




troid (past throid, future troididh, verbal noun trod, past participle troidte)


1. quarrel, squabble, row, fight (usually verbally)


2. chide, reprove, scold



"Going into battle against the most powerful man on Earth is a 'Troid' one should definitely avoid"

by kullexpat

30 Jun 2018

The delete

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deletes n; elites, defeated and deleted


The delete n; fat cat elites, reduced to undersized cabinet post, egg heads



delete; deterioration and destruction of 'dem elites'


The ‘delete’ represents the defeat and retreat of the elite; Trump’s Presidency marking the defeat of the elites as well as the global eroding of elitism  


de-lete; of dirty sludge





liete (“silt, sludge”).





1. undersized, dwarfish, short




by kullexpat

20 Dec 2018


.. "For man doesn’t live on bed alone”..

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bootyruntome n(booty-run-to-me, buti-run2me); like the repetition, in Deuteronomy, without the vermouth, a kind of, reiteration, instant replay, of a more, contemporary, "logical" truth (seen from a variety of different perspectives) practically irrefutable because of the, 'experience', as full proof.

And this, along with praying daily, taking care of mom and self, will get the ‘buti’('riches', not just the booty 'witches') to come to you

Note: bootyruntome, is not to be confused with blatent, lascivious, deviation,'dueherontome' "booty calls", 'of one night stands


A "miss-translation"

another way to ask someone if they are interested in you in one word>bootyruntome= (booty-r-u-n-to-me?)

Not a booty call but a "buti" run, where the booty(treasure.goodness) calls(comes to) you..


"If I do my best at taking care of me, and my, bu (mom) i will fare thee well, Ill not only be blessed with an abundance of food, water, and shelter, along with the finest kind of magical, ‘ti’, it'll also get the ‘booty’ to run to me, as well, and all the happiness I caused from it will overwhelm any indescretions, which will also keep me from going to hell"



booty; treasure of all kinds, not just material, or superficial babes 





buti; to be, to exist, to become



buti; goodness, kindness

 ti (plural tis)

  1. The good luck plantCordyline fruticosa, an evergreen shrub.




frolic or play



"If you take care of yourself and your bu, and you know how to play, the buti will come to you day by day.... take care of the bu today, u b getting the sugar cane buti bushel to run to you tomorrow, and then youll get your play”


“Oh butiruntome…

buti, or not tubi, that is the question..

Yo, bro I don’t know whats come over you but I know what’’s come over me, you just gotta be honest with u and the bu, and that’s called, “bootyruntome” that’s the direction..


“buti r u n to me??, becz U B it(for me), U already know, Im into U, But what I want to know is

R U N to me?

Well, Im in, ‘your’ room, aint I?

Fair enough!!!  ….

bootyruntome!! bootyruntome!! She came to me!! oh Lord thank you, and thanks for Deuteronomy, I finally understand how to get the booty to run to me!!!


by kullexpat

23 Feb 2019


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shago n(shag-oh); a shag with a hag, some time ago

a shago is a shag one is not too proud of so the emphasis is on, ‘it happened some time ago’ as if it was ancient history


shago; to shag a friend, synonym ‘friend with benefits’

shag (plural shags)

1.                   (West CountryFriendmatebuddy

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by kullexpat

24 Feb 2019


molypoon or ‘molypoon factor’; a poonopoly; An American monopoly of the poon, a hyper inflated value of the poon

In otherwords, women have become monopoly capitalist of the vagina and this growing confidence has made them even more rude and pretentious, especially in uber hypergamy cities like dallas where youll see self esteem blowing out their ears and rears.  


In fact, the molypoon factor is a hypergamous, “female-nomena”, a phenomena so powerful it makes the unattractive, overweight, american women, who are normally like a,  2 out of 10(on a good day), so confident, they act and walk around as if they are perfect 10s, and then the guys fall all over it buying gifts, and treating them like a bo derek 10.  

The molypoon factor is part of a movement that tries to get more and more out of men, for less and less in return.


And what makes the molypoon factor thrive is the fact that the guys are falling for it like ‘shallow hal’, but more like, ‘hollow shalls”; the hollow headed, weak guys who think they have no choice, end up settling for the unattractive, shallow gals


No wonder many American guys are forced to bang  mom’s warm apple pie……  

“80% of the girls have sex with 20% of the guys.

the women here are very shallow, and use their rights to penalize, rather than include, the majority of “average” men who don’t make the cut in terms of their looks. Susan Walsh, the author of “Hooking Up Smart,” reports that on US college campuses, 80% of the girls have sex with 20% of the guys.



poon; lord, master





An example of the molypoon factor

An 85 year old lady named, "Beverly", abrupty walks into a young man’s bedroom as he watches tv, puts her hand on his leg and says


Beverly: “Excuse me, Im sorry to disturb, but your mom said it would be ok?”


Son: “Oh, ahhhh.. ok for what??”


Beverly: “would you please make love to me?


Son; “Ahh, ok, what's your name again, Beverly? Ahh, ok, I was watching a movie, but since mom said it would be ok, why don’t you just hop right on up here, I got some popcorn and its buttered which might come in handy, Bev”

Beverly: Good

Son; By the way, do you know what your name, 'Beverly' means?

Beverly: No

Son; 'Beverly' means 'beaver'!! haa,haa!???.... You do know what a beaver is right??

Beverly: a small fury animal?



by kullexpat

01 Mar 2019






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odiass! Literally; “I hate to say goodbye to all the ass!!”

'I hate to say adios to someone I want to spend more time with'

odiass is used when someone says goodbye but you really hate to go

odiass; sit your ass down, were not finished  


odiass; greeting to all the ASS


Sranan Tongo

odi; greetings


odi; I hate, I detest, I am displeased by

odiass;I hate to say odios to, All the Sexy Senioritas”


ASS; All the Sexy Senioritas

ASS; All the Sexy Singles


odiass; to have to leave an exciting place, full of sexy girls, just when one is starting to have fun  

Old High German

odi; empty, desolate, void




guy at bar; Odiass here is just amazing!!


Sexy girls at bar; Adios fellas!!


guy at bar; No no to adios!!

Odiass!!! Odiass!!! I hate to say adios to all the ass!!!


Sexy girls at bar; ok then... 'odiass!! mister! sit your ass down and have another one, if you leave, you leave us empty and desolate with our vortex void!!


In that case, hold that taxi!! Odiass!!!!



by kullexpat

07 Apr 2019


werppentitz n; when a man loses his mind while talking to a hot chick, losing the opportunity because of either saying the wrong thing or for saying nothing at all

werppentitz is similar to the German word, ‘Treppenwitz’, ‘thinking of something too late’, but ‘werppentitz’ refers to when a man gets ‘tongue tied’(tit-tied) or freezes up, shocked, losing his mind from being in the presence of a hot chick, and so loses the opportunity




Middle Dutch


to cast off, to lose



Treppenwitz;  is a German word that describes “that flash of genius you get for a clever comeback after the opportunity has passed.” Also known as staircase wit


We've all experienced this moment before - someone says something to you and you are so overwhelmed by the comment that it leaves you speechless and you can't come up with a snappy comeback on the spot. But once you've walked away from the situation the perfect response suddenly pops into your head.

This phenomenon is referred to as Treppenwitz in German, which literally means staircase joke, because, what do you know, the witty retort usually hits you in the stairwell on your way out. Of course by then it's already too late to use it.

The term derives from the French expression "L'esprit de l'escalier," which also translates to staircase joke. No matter the language, it seems we all experience the same phenomenon. So it's surprising that the English language has yet to come up with it's own snappy word. But it does have two expressions that perfectly describe our lack of a Treppenwitz: tongue-tied and brain fart.


10:28AM BST 03 Sep 2009

The research shows men who spend even a few minutes in the company of an attractive woman perform less well in tests designed to measure brain function than those who chat to someone they do not find attractive.

Researchers who carried out the study, published in the Journal of Experimental and Social Psychology, think the reason may be that men use up so much of their brain function or 'cognitive resources' trying to impress beautiful women, they have little left for other tasks.

The findings have implications for the performance of men who flirt with women in the workplace, or even exam results in mixed-sex schools.

Women, however, were not affected by chatting to a handsome man.

This may be simply because men are programmed by evolution to think more about mating opportunities.

by kullexpat

16 Apr 2019



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Buttigieg; ‘booty gig’

Aka pronounced as, ‘Butti-judge’; far left, liberal ploy to win the presidency by using subliminal, interchangable, ‘name’ tactics

 Butti = tang/money= large younger crowds

 gieg  = gig/keg= party, women, beer, striptease 'judge'


Buttigieg fundraiser; 90% show up because they are actually expecting a lap dance or a booty party, ‘gig’, of some kind, 10% are just the usual Lobbits(left over, ‘Lesbi-Hillary-hobbits’)


Dems are certainly pulling out all stops to get higher number of younger people and people of color as theyve chosen a candidate mostly because of the way his name sounds. 

 ‘Buttigieg’, (booty-gig)  a name used as a subliminal way of getting a larger number of younger people to head to the polls just as the name 'Beto' was given to an Irish, white skinned Oroark, in order to attract more hispanics


They’ve all given thousands of dollars to South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg’s Hitting Home Political Action Committee, but it doesn’t mean they see him as a presidential candidate in 2020. In fact, some will plainly say he’s not ready for that stage yet.






While they've never met, De los Reyes said he also felt a personal connection to Buttigieg because both are Harvard University graduates, and both are gay, having benefited from marriage equality. De los Reyes said he has been married to his husband for five years. Buttigieg married his partner, Chasten Glezman, in June.

Other $5,000 contributors have included Henry van Ameringen, a New York fragrance company heir and openly gay philanthropist who is a top contributor to gay rights, marijuana legalization and mental health causes. According to, van Ameringen is part of a group of wealthy donors known as “the Cabinet,” who in the mid-2000s began targeting socially conservative politicians nationwide and pledged to support candidates who were friendly to gay rights.

Hey look on the TV!! It says, there’s a Buttigieg, Fundraiser!! 


Ya I see that, ok, Im in, lets go!!!! But this better be good, im missing out on a Trump event, and those gigs are always jammed with hot booty

by kullexpat

24 Apr 2019


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splimp v; to splurge and skimp; ability to balance splurging and skimping; to make your money stretch as far as possible without sacrificing, ‘quality’.

splurge; to spend freely

skimp; to economize, spend less



The Splimptons

friend; 'So why did your 3 lovely daughters decide to stay with you instead of your ex wife after the divorse?

Tomer Splimpton;Probably because not only my daughters and i have more fun together and the Dog loves me more too, but most important is that i know how to 'splimp', i lead a splimple life, unfortunately their mother's only urge is to 'splurge'.

In fact, before the divorce, at one point, it got so bad that when someone stole our credit card, i decided not to cancel the card because i realized, the crook who stole it, was using it less than my wife!



by kullexpat

31 May 2019


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swaeomi n(sway-omee)!

sweet swami, awesomesauce!

  Anything that’s way more than just ‘awesome’

 swaeomi can be used as a noun or adjective to describe anything on our planet that is extremely awesome, or for extremely awesome individuals who have open minds  


SWAE; Snow, Water, Air, Earth

SWAE; Smoke Weed After Exams

SWA; Something We Accomplish

  OMI; Open Minded Individuals


swami; In Sanskrit, swami means “one who knows.”



From Hebrew ???????‎ (no'omí, literally “my pleasantness)



1. diminutive of the female given name Naomi.


Urban dictionary

swa; abbreviation, ‘sweet as’ or ‘Sweet white Ass’,

SWA; Sexiest Woman Alive


A friend, buddy. Very popular word in the Netherlands.

incredibly cool, perhaps even unbelievably so 

Cool, swank, smooth. Used in combination with ginchy to mean "super cool".

used to describe when something is extremely awesomecool, or indescribable.



good lookin' lady

shes a sweet omi


a star

omi is the ending to a nickname that describes a cute, happy, and cheerful person, often a friend. 

epitomi of kiss kiss.



A absolutely stunning person, who is kind, funny, and caring. An Omi is one the most tubular people you will ever meet. They are loyal to their friends and family in all situations. They’re smart, and artistic with buckets of friends, and speaking of buckets, buckets of confidence. The name Omi means strong willed. And originates From Japan and south east Asia.






om (plural oms)

1. (Hinduism, Buddhism) A sacred, mystical syllable used in prayer and meditation.


om; on


om; such that something rotates or revolves (either of its own accord or by external influence)





dang bra, you’re my ‘swaeomie’ homie!!! Not only do you always know the answer to everything, like some awesome, magical swami! You listen to all my crazy ideas and stories, with an open mind!!.. But I really wish you were a hot chick!




Because then you could be my, ‘Swaomi Camel’ And that would be sick!


Ahhh, ya, mr swaeomi, I think you spent way too much time in camel-lot, working in the Saudi desert has fried your brain bro ….


by kullexpat

31 May 2019



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unputonable n; someone who is unable to be ‘put on’( ex ‘youre putting me on’ means youre joking, or not serious, deceiving me etc) An unputonable person is one who cant be fooled.


unputonable n ; something one is unable to wear any longer


put on n; a deception, a hoax




 Hey why cant i ever put you on?


Because im unputonable and youre a joke!!

by kullexpat

31 May 2019

swaeomi camel

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swaeomi camel n(see swaeomi); Sexiest Woman Alive Ever, with magical, mesmerizing omi kissing lips and spit so powerful, the spell can  make any man her slave



Boss;  Tell me one reason why you missed 7 days of work this time, and it better be good Simpson!!!!


You gotta believe me boss! I was kidnapped and held captive in the Sahara desert, It was terrible.  Boss I swear i was mesmerized and tortured by a ‘Swaeomi Camel’ the Sexiest Woman Alive Ever, 'omi' name aint, Homer Simpson!.


You were terribly torchered huh???!! but I don’t see any wounds?


Sir im psychologically scarred, for life!

As soon as she got me in her harem tent she said,

welcome to "camel lot!!" Lawrence of Alabia!!! and started spitting on me like some mad camel in heat, her saliva put me under her spell, she started tearing my shirt off, and I tore hers off, we kept tearing each others clothes off until all was torn off, there was so much tearing going on between us, it was terrible, and tortuously, torturous!! And then like 2 tigers, for 7 days and nights, i made great love to her which saved my life! Fortunately she finally ran out of spit and was too tired to get up and put out the torch fire, so she ordered me to blow and spit it out before she released me… was almost impossible to put out that torch fire, I never blew and spit on something so long and hard in my life, it was 'torch'erous! 


by kullexpat

04 Jun 2019


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fynamite; dynamite fine; someone so uber fine, theyre dynamite


Note; fynamites can be Foxy/Fun, Yummy, Nymphs(very friendly and harmless), but, can also be very dangerous, like an ‘amite’ red ant, so proceed with caution


FYNA; Foxy, Yummy, Nymph, Action

nymph young girl, especially one who is attractivebeautiful or graceful





Etymology. "Amite" may be derived from either the Choctaw word for "red ant", signifying "thrift", or from the French amitié, meaning "friendship".

Yo that chick is so foxy fine, shes dynamite! 

Ya, we better duck, take cover quick, fynamite chicks like that are known to suddenly explode

by kullexpat

26 Jun 2019

itil itil I can!

itil itil I can! a humorous reply, used in indonesia, to answer the common question, 'can you speak Bahasa Indonesia? 
 The contraction of it+will= it'll, sounds like, 'itil' which means 'clitoris'in Bahasa
Note: when an expat asks an indonesian the same question, "can you speak English?"  Many Indonesians will reply by saying " little little, I can"
A very effective play on words that's extremely funny to most but should be used with caution as its rated R
Bahasa Indonesia
itil; clitoris
Haitian Creole
itil; useful
ITIL; Intensive Therapeutic Interactive loving


Expat; Hello, can you speak English?
Sexy Indo babe; "oh no, little little I can!", can you speak Bahasa?
Expat; itil itil I can!
indo babe; wow!! heehee, you gila crazy ya!??
Expat; oh, don't worry, itil be ok.... Im from Itily


by kullexpat

11 Jul 2019

bucking fitches!


bucking fitches!; buck the fitches, do the dishes, make the riches 



to buck all the bad, unsavory, polecats off your back, while bucking all the fine, fit, filthy 'riches', in the sack, and making the money, will keep them coming back 




fitch; polecat; euphemism for f…ing bitch




dishes; delightful, delicious, dolls




waz up bra?

just bucking the fitches.....doin the dishes, makin the riches!


by kullexpat

11 Jul 2019


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wajab!; literally, “You don’t have to say a thing, the answer is written all over your face”


wajab; I don’t have to ask you, I can see it in your blush, it’s written all over your face


wajab; ada ‘jawab’ dari ‘wajah’, jadi tidak harus tanya






 Bahasa Indonesia

jawab; answer

wajah; face




aj-waj; aj waj


1.     oy vey; oh dear


wajab , wajabi Translation


Roman Urdu Urdu Meaning in English
wajab , wajabi >>>> allowable


Honey you wanta ??? …… Aahhh! wajab!!!! You don’t have to say a thing I can see it in your blush!!!…… love you!…. need you!….. oh babe….. I wanta kiss you all over, and over again……… till the night closes in!!!!!

by kullexpat

25 Jul 2019

Stoney Tark

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Stoney Tark n; extremely skillful, creative, witty and gitty from being stoned, ie, 'Mcgiver' on weed; superhero stoned




A Stoney Tark is also known as, ‘orniman’; the 'Ironman man of magical hands', attractive, arable, and very plowable













From Proto-Finnic *tarkka. Cognate to Finnish tarkka and Votic tarkka (smart, skillful; a shaman).




tark (genitive targa, partitive tarka)


  1. smart person
  2. shaman, sorcerer








tark; precise



WoW!! Thats frikin, 'Stoney Tark' cool dude!!! !!!How'd you create that!!?


I dont drink alcohol, only take herbs from Jagan, the Universe.....  the world is still dumb and numb from consuming the man made legalized poison called, alcohol while criminalizing what God created, medicinal, healthy herbs


Ja!! Gan dude!!!   


by kullexpat

12 Aug 2019


MCT: Tuesday, October 1, 2019 – Anderson Valley Advertiser


to be so extremely stoned, having a blast in the same café for days, you actually forget to see, 'Rembrandt' while in Amsterdam


Note; Actually, Rembrandt never went anywhere outside of Amsterdam, for good reason because he didn't have to, he could get anything he wanted there. Why go anywhere else.




At Bulldogs, Amsterdam






tarbander(weed/hash bartender, banning anything containing, 'tar');


What can I get you sir?


How about some amnesia Haze?


Ok, but after smoking this, you won’t remember to visit, ‘Rembrandt’ or any other Museums…… it’s called a,


 “Remembercandt!!”, Netherlands…….. it happens all the time!


by kullexpat

20 Aug 2019


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tarbander n; any weed bartender, usually at locations that ban the smoking of dangerous, tar filled, cigarettes, ie the famous Bulldog bars in Amsterdam


tarbander; anyone who rolls a joint that contains 100% weed, without adding any tobacco tar  




Tar is the common name for the resinous, partially combusted particulate matter produced by the burning of tobacco and other plant material in the act of smoking. Tar is toxic and damages the smoker's lungs over time through various biochemical and mechanical processes.[1] Tar also damages the mouth by rotting and blackening teeth, damaging gums, and desensitizing taste buds. Tar includes the majority of mutagenic and carcinogenic agents in tobacco smoke. Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAH), for example, are genotoxic via epoxidation.


Lung cancer


One of the most known diseases caused by smoking is lung cancer. A few carcinogens commonly found in tar include benzene, acrylamide and acrylonitrile. Smoking exposes delicate cells inside the lungs directly to these compounds. This causes mutations in the DNA of the cells, which leads to cancer. According to the World Health Organization's report, "Tobacco Smoke and Involuntary Smoking", 90 percent of all cases of lung cancer are attributable to smoking.[6]







physics) a band; a group of energy levels

a tie, a connection, a relation; from a person to another person or to a place






intransitive, slang) To have a hard-on, to get a hard-on.




At BullDogs bar, Amsterdam


sir  "excuse me can i have a cigarette?"


tarbander  "yes you, "can-sir"(cancer), its your choice.....but we dont sell cigs in here and you have to smoke them outside this establishment"



tarbander     "Im sorry mam, smoking cigarettes is banned, its not allowed in here, but we do have a wide variety of healthy weed to smoke"


mam       "oh, ok, then i guess ill have the kush.... So how long have you been a tarbander?"


tarbander    "Ever since i quit smoking cigs, drinking alcohol, then fled from the most dangerous, gun filled country in the world, USA, and moved to the most fun, safe and healthy country of Amsterdam.... mam "


by kullexpat

21 Aug 2019


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Sowakaki v; the most inexpensive form of transportation, 'walking' or riding a bike which can get one from point A to point B sometimes even faster than automobiles, or motorcycles, depending on the traffic.  


A Sowakaki is a kind of Kawasaki, just without the gas or motor and has a maximum horsepower speed similar to that of someone walking fast or how a sow(pig) runs at top speed or top bycycle speed.





Dude why are you riding that Sowakaki tri-cycle??!!


Just Sowakaki man!!! Youll get there faster!!


by kullexpat

02 Sep 2019



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sekenolt("philosophy of life" ) those who love deeply,  never grow old,

they may die of old age, their bodies may decay, but they will segue into a higher dimension, forever young, especially when 2 are in love, loving deeply together, like a lightning bolt  injection into the body mind and spirit of those who are supposed to be old 

se; all who see 

ken; to know

olt; Our Life Together = not old but forever young 




Hey whats your secret?



No much better than seconal... its the next level... To live and Love every second of your life, loving deeply.... will make you you'll never grow old!!


by kullexpat

19 Sep 2019

foctor derti






foctor derti; a feel good, fun, 'derti' doctor; usually a friend who uses any measure or tactic to help  anyone get derti; to snap out of a depressed doldrum state convincing them to jump back into life with full force   

derti [dehrr-tee] (adjective) An untranslatable, Greek word, which describes a troubled state of mind, maybe the result of some deep unhappiness that has to be conquered. Rather than rest in this pain, the Greek reaction is to try to burn your way out of it by throwing yourself passionately into life again.


im so depressed!!

you need a foctor derti!

by kullexpat

30 Sep 2019


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mawarjuana v; to enjoy marijuana while making love

mawarjauna; short for, "you wanta make love my lovely rose?" Indonesian> "mawarjuana"; kependekan dari, "kamu ingin bercinta, kekasihku(berhubungan seks?"

mawarjuana n; a rose pedal blunt Indonesian translation >mawar pedal tumpul




mawar; rose, flower


juana (infinitive kujuana)


  1. Reciprocal form of -jua: to understand one another, to compromise
  2. to have sex


Juana is a beautiful, dependable, fun loving, hilarious and kind hearted. When you're around Juana there's never a dull moment, especially when it comes to music, Juana has a great taste in music. Never a dull moment with Juana keep her close??.

ju; you


ancient Greek

ana (comparative more ana, superlative most ana)


  1. In a direction analogous to up, but along the additional axis added by the fourth dimension.

Old Irish

ana m (genitive singular ana)


  1. (literary) wealth, prosperity


According to the professional florist, the color of red and the flower of Roses both refer to affection, love, and admiration. Bright red Roses symbolize romance while burgundy and crimson red Roses mean undying love.


The one prevailing question I heard from onlookers was, “are roses safe to smoke?” The answer is a relative yes, especially when compared to any tobacco leaf blunt you’d already be burning alternatively. In fact, there are some redeeming qualities to replacing your normal weed wrap personal preference with the flower formerly only bought on Valentine’s Day or when your girl is “mad as hell at you.”

According to Kulreet Chaudhary, M.D., roses aren’t just beautiful decoration or gifts but surprisingly effective as a healing natural medicine as well.

Rose oil has long been utilized in aromatherapy to “soothe allergies or asthma, calm anger, alleviate depression, help with headaches, and lighten feelings of resentment, jealousy, and grief.”

Inhaling the oil from rose petals already helps the user achieve a soothing, restorative slumber, so imagine throwing a heaping helping of some Indica-dominant flower into the mix (I HIGHly recommend the recently-reviewed Animal Cookies).


honey mawarjuana??

Of course i wanta!

by kullexpat

30 Sep 2019

Frank Sunatra

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Frank Sunatra(sunat-ra); euphemism for 'circumsized'; one who is circumsized


frank; Shortened form of frankfurter; A hot dog or sausage


sunat; circumsized



  1. it fell (off)
  2. it tumbled, flopped

RA; Removal Action

RA; Reduction Area

RA; Religious of the Assumption



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hey are you a fan of 'frank sunatra'?

Yes, and sunatra has been my frankfurter ever since i was born .........  

by kullexpat

30 Sep 2019


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thikno; before thinking about doing anything stupid and making a bad mistake, one is reminded not to be thick 


thick; stupid

thinkonoun. informal. A mistake in one's thought processes; a mental lapse or failure to reason correctly; a thinking typo


 thikno, thikno!! dont be stupid, and fall for their shtick, its a trick!!

thanks bro, i made a thinko, but now i see through their stinko!!


by kullexpat

04 Oct 2019


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jarimuana; a joint rolled by hand, sealed with a kiss for good luck




jari; fingers



The sound of a kiss to indicate sending a kiss through the air to someone, as frequently used in email, chat and text messages.





  1. (informal) Second-person singular pronoun: you, your, yours








  1. delicious





ana m 


  1. (literary) wealth, prosperity






na (Latin spelling, Hebrew spelling ??‎)


  1. here! behold!




Here you go! 


Yep, rolled by me with love, sealed with a kiss mua!!!


by kullexpat

07 Oct 2019


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maujirana; to love thy neigbor sharing a joint


neibor 1  maujirana?

nrigbor 2  mau dong!!!

by kullexpat

08 Oct 2019


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sekappeteaser; cewe cari kasep(handsome) cowo, tangkap, dan simpan untuk sek slave

translation> a girl looking for a handsome ( 'kasep', Sundanese) guy to catch, in order to save him as her sex slave.

sekapp; women using apps in order to sekappetease men into their lair


Why is miss nejjy always busy?>>Kenapa nejjy selalu sibuk?

Because shes a closet sekappeteaser !! >>Karena dia sekappeteaser lemari !!

by kullexpat

09 Oct 2019


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rajmauina adj(raj-mau-ina); there is no higher reign for one who can enjoy a joint with their mother; or just to have a joint alone in memory of mom, missing mom while she reigns in heaven

rajmauina n; spiritual parents, intelligent enough not to have believed in a governments evil reefer madness propoganda that marijuana is a dangerous drug that makes people crazy


From Hindi (royalty, kingship, sovereignty, empire).

raj; Reign; rule.

raj (uncountable)


Indonesian./ Ternate

mau; want



  1. to want, to desire
  2. (auxiliary) will





  1. (stative) always, perpetual
  2. (stative) to continue

Rapa Nui

mau; supreme


mau; much


German/ Portuguese

mau; evil, bad



dude you're moms so cool, you're so lucky!!

ya, rajmauina for sure!!

by kullexpat

09 Oct 2019



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marajuani(mara-ju-ani);literally, 'Im angry, you bird brain butthole, the weed sucks! 

marajuani; the feeling one gets when paying good money for bad or even fake weed, like a dumb dodo bird who wants to kick his own ass for being duped into buying bad dope 

marajuani is a word that can be  used for the person who sold you the bad weed, if they have the audacity to even ask you how the weed is 

so hows the weed/

marajuani!!! dont ever call me again!!

by kullexpat

15 Oct 2019

Adolf Belittler

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Adolf Belittler n; master belittler, aka 'betillter' ; a belittler to those deserving to be belittled, or just an extremely cruel and abusive belittler

Adolf Belitler; one who is constantly 'lit'(stoned)

An Adolf Belittler can be one who is bad or good. They can abuse their abusive belittling power, or can use it to knock someone into a higher level playing field in order to finally win


betillter n(be-tillt-er); one who belittles to a tilt; an extreme belittler who constantly puts down someone else's play, until they tilt




Why are you being such an Adolf Belittler!!!

Because I want you to get so pissed off youll finally win a game!!!


by kullexpat

15 Oct 2019


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betillter n (be-tilter); one who belittles to a tilt; an extreme belittler who constantly puts down someone else's play, until they're on tilt



The definition of “belittle” can be easily surmised from the two words that it is made up of, “be” and “little.” Said another way, belittling is language or behavior that literally makes someone feel small, unimportant, inferior or minimized. While it’s easy to understand what belittling is, it is harder to identify it as a verbal and emotional abuse tactic because unlike shouting and yelling, belittling usually happens in private and becomes a pattern of abuse over time. 




How about playing at this table?

naaa, that guys a professional betillter, and I don't wanta go on tilt

how can you tell hes a betillter?

Because I can already hear the, 'belittling tilt', in the belittler's voice, he's definitely an, 'Adolf Belittler', a seasoned betillter!! 



by kullexpat

17 Oct 2019

tomb bleedur

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Tomb bleedur n;

someone who hasn’t slept or eaten, in days; putting oneself in a very dangerous position, looking pale and paranoid, to a guilt, somehow enduring a comatose, about to be mummified in a tomb, kind of state


English/Indonesian slang 

bleedur; literally, 'belum tidur' not yet slept, but enduring bleeding to sleep or death 


tomb; a large vault, typically an underground one, for burying the dead





Tomb bleedur, 

tomb it may concern...


"Yo bro, “Tomb bleedur!!” man! Youre lookin like a ghost, get some sleep!!!"


"Sleep is for the dead!!!"


by kullexpat

17 Oct 2019


Shminkerton n; like a dedicated Pinkerton was at catching outlaws back in the Old West, Shminkertons, in the 'New Quest' are only concerned with catching and racking up their 'shminks' which is what they do best


shmink v; to copulate

shmink v; obliertate, annihlate, inseminate, the female vortex

Why are Shminkertons master shminkers??

Because theyre shminkin it in all the time ...Shminkertons evolved into master thinkers because of all their conquested shminkers...shminkertons be shminkin it in all, erections, shminkin to the east, shminkin to the west, shminkin it hard ball is the thing only shminkertons know best.,,

But youre a damn policeman mr shminkerton! How could you!!??

Policemen need to shmink too!!!......... we get our 40 shminks like you get your 40 winks!!

by kullexpat

24 Oct 2019


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iquiped(e-quipt) n; ‘Chief of quips’ someone intelligent; full of quick witty quips


iquiped; an ability to follow and answer intelligently even while attention is diverted or while being put on the spot


iquiped; an intelligent, quick, ‘quip witted’ person usually sleeps well


iquiped; a really hot cute thing who has ‘everytang’ goin on aka, “a fully loaded, “dea-tailed”, babe



IQUIP stands for Intelligent & Quick Information Processing








iqui-iqui; a place to sleep.




Aymara (IPA: [aj?ma.?a] ( listen); also Aymar aru) is an Aymaran language spoken by the Aymara people of the Andes. It is one of only a handful of Native American languages with over one million speakers. Aymara, along with Spanish, is an official language of Bolivia.




by kullexpat

01 Nov 2019


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impeachuhated adj; infatuated with impeaching a president only because the sore losers, still can’t get over they lost, totally, 'fixhated’, on a soviet style impeachment, elimination and total destruction’ of one they, ‘hate’, rather than being more,‘fix-‘aided’, on solving real problems that keeps the country great         






by kullexpat

03 Nov 2019

lin byeden

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lin byeden! n (LIN BYE-DEN, euphemism for, 'good riddance')  

a crushing, final blow, farewell for someone badly beaten even before a game is over




lin byeden!!  Go or don’t go joe, you’ve been Trumped, it’s over, now youre, ‘nutton’, time to get busy doing what your ancestors did best, go bust a nut, knit a shirt, or make a button!!!!



lin; leave/leavin, to cease from, desist, lose, yield up




byeden(Biden); 'bye then'






“leavin”? Ok, good bye then!”


lin byeden; literally,


 “leaving now!?  good-byeden! Get out of town! time to go into Hiden’(high-den),


no more Osama, no more Obama, Baghdadi, or Bin Laden!


no need to hang around any longer, no more wasting time….. no more biden time, all is fine”



Joe Biden has offered two starkly different and contradictory accounts of his role in the 2011 raid that killed Osama bin Laden.


After initially saying that he opposed the operation and told President Barack Obama not to do it, the 2020 Democratic front-runner changed his account to say he hedged in front of other officials but privately told Obama to go ahead.






Earlier in the book, Gates said of Biden: “I think he has been wrong on nearly every major foreign policy and national security issue over the past four decades.”






From Middle English linnen, from Old English linnan (“to cease from, desist, lose, yield up”), from Proto-Germanic *linnan? (“to turn, move aside, avoid”), from Proto-Indo-European *ley- (“to elude, avoid, shrink from”). Cognate with Danish linne (“to stop, rest”), dialectal Swedish linna (“to pause, rest”), Icelandic linna (“to stop, rest”).




lin (third-person singular simple present lins, present participle linning, simple past linned or lan, past participle linned or lun)


1.    (Britain dialectal, Northern England, Scotland) To desist (from something), stop. quotations ?


2.    (Britain dialectal, Northern England, Scotland) To cease; leave off.





Trump in Oval office


(startled by seeing Joe Biden outside his Oval office window)


“Lin Byeden!! Lin Byeden!! We thought you were already gone, back to Hiden? What do you want now Biden?




Biden; where’s my son Hunter?




Trump; hes on the run you son of gun, but Hunter changed his name to ‘Bunter’, so now he’s Hiden ! , However,  youre not, Hiden which means your back to being, ‘Biden’, and that’s a bother, so do yourself a favor, go find your son Bunter, be a good father!




Biden; Why don’t you just go…fff…find yourself!!




Trump; I’m already very, very fond of myself, and so is the rest of usa, thank you very much!!




Biden; I said go ‘find’ yourself!!!  




Trump; I know what you said!!... I already found myself brother………. I found myself winning again, right back here in the White house, heard you fondled yourself too,..oops.. I mean, ‘found yourself’, too, heard it’s an, ‘Anthony Weiner’ favorite, a Cuban cabana, time share,’ ‘thruple friendly’, dog house, complete with petting zoo!!??....


well good for you Biden, you may be going way down town like a circus clown, but at least youre not giving up like Bin Laden..


Ok, But now, seriously, youre still outside my window….its getting weird


,…… are you gonna mow my lawn Biden, or do I have to call security to force you back into Hiden??!!…


“lin byeden!!!




Ive never mown a lawn in my life, so Ill just, ‘button up” and go back to “Hiden”…




by kullexpat

13 Nov 2019



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Ahcrocricy n(A-croc-ricy); the ‘democracy’ of


a ‘crock of Schiffs’;


aka; the Adam's family; a bunch of silly, shifty, shifts, doing 'schiffty' business that only ‘sinks’  ‘schips’, draining themselves down their own dirty, swampy, 'schiff-hole'  




Ahcroc-riceyn(a-croc-ricey);  democratic, dicey, race of, ‘mixing business with displeasures'; a croc of complete nonsense




Ahcroc-ricey; a Democratic Party who defended slavery, started the Civil War, fought against every civil rights act in US history, got filthy rich, but left the country deep in debt while creating the dirtiest croc of schiffhole, swamp things, a White House has ever had, is, ‘Ahcroc-ricey’, disguised as democracy










1.     skew, oblique, slanted, crooked








schif (masculine schifen, neuter schiift, comparative méi schif, superlative am schiifsten)


1.    skew, oblique, slanted, crooked






SCHIFF; School for Children with Hindered Intelligence, Held in a Freak Factory




SCHIFF; Severe Closed Head Injury of a Frosted Flake’s Final Frenzy






Schiffen; to urinate








(of a person or their manner) appearing deceitful or evasive.


"a shifty, fast-talking lawyer"


ricey; ridiculously, dicey






by kullexpat

14 Nov 2019

Scratch N' Schiff

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Scratch N’ Schiff n; a demoncrat's, quid pro quo; ie "ill scratch yours, you scratch mine"

Scratch N’ Schiff n; a hasty snack, a bite to eat, just a brief period of exertion, then scratched and Schiffed out, losing, ‘big time’; a double dribble, quibble, in the heat, until the next diversion




A Scratch N Schiff represents

scrat cratch fever n; when a shifty Schiff, incompetent left wing boob, is scratched by a pelosi goblin, it equals; a snatch made in a demoncrat's, heaven

aka "Mr and Miss-Demeaners, sittin in a,  High-crimes, Adam’s family, ‘trea’, k-i-s-s-i-n-g,...first comes, swampy, fudgy, sludge, then comes the disparaged marriage, then comes an impeachy keen, baby boy, named, ‘Treason’ with no rhyme nor reason, all wrapped up in some, demonic, 'Pelosemary’s baby', carriage  




the name Scratch likely comes from Middle English scrat, the name of a demon or goblin, derived from Old Norse skratte.




scrat; A wiff of a ripe loud crotch in serious need of a scrub




cratch (plural cratches)


1. (obsolete) A grated crib or manger


snatch; to nibble, snort, chatter, to sob, pant, long for, no matter

Middle English sna(c)che (verb) ‘suddenly snap at’, (noun) ‘a snare’; perhaps related to snack.














by kullexpat

22 Nov 2019


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witle n; of, ‘little wit’; 2 witles =  not even a half wit




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by kullexpat

28 Nov 2019


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awot n;  one who is a thousand times smarter than one of 'little wit’ is one, well travelled, combined with much more wisdom and true-grit. 


awot n; a lot of wit; a lot of 'watt'(electricity);about a thousand watts


AWOT ; “A World Of Travel” = wisdom/wit from a world of experience, PLUS true grit



true grit



Being a gritty person means that the one tends to stick to their goals despite numerous issues, problems, setbacks and failures. The person has firmness of mind and unyielding courage. The synonyms of true grit are: fortitude. determination







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by kullexpat

28 Nov 2019


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flone n; a ‘phone’ that has, ‘flown the coop’; either misplaced, for the time being, lost, never to return, or is just acting up so bad, it’s as if, a flone, ‘arrow’ had pierced through its heart, smashing the glass, rendering it almost inoperable  




flone (plural flones)


1. (now chiefly Britain dialectal) An arrow.








Beth calls her brother:




Lyle!!???, mom called, she said, ‘flone’ home!




So Lyle quickly gets up, leaves the restaurant and flies home!





"mom! Im home, whats up??, I flew home like you said!?





"No, I didnt say, ‘fly’ home, I said, ‘I found your, ‘flone’!’, the phone that you said, ‘flew the coop’, which means, you didn’t have to fly home son, you could have finished your soup!! 


by kullexpat

03 Dec 2019



danshosam v; to show some "dan" respect or love for all, especially towards speakers of other languages which usually generates happy, "sandosham" vibrations all around

the act of ‘giving’(dan) something to someone, such as, money or "dansho", a japanese word meaning, "friendly chat" which makes both the person receiving as well as the person giving, "sandosham"’,  a Karela India word meaning, "happy"




danshosam v; literally, ‘show some ‘dan’(love) via giving, showing some dan respect for other languages

danshosam adj; to be happy because of someones elses kindness towards you

 sam; bring together; come together


Kerala(a language from India)


sandosham; happy










1. to give, to grant, to provide with








1.  friendly chat


2. : literary fragment


3.  male paramour


4. male prostitute


From Japanese (dan)




dan (plural dans)


1. A rank of black belt in martial arts


Hyponym: shodan


2. Someone who has achieved a level of black belt


Hyponym: shodan



In Bahrain, an American(Cherokee/Scottish) expat on holiday at a 7/11, buys a candy bar and milk and decides to give a 5 dollar tip to the Kerala Indian cashier/clerk




Expat; where are you from?




Karela clerk; Im from Kerala, India




Expat; Really? Well then, ‘danshosam’ bro!!! keep the change!!




Karela; Wow!!! Thank you so much for that!!!!  But you meant to say, "sandosham", right?




Expat; Since ‘dan’ means ‘to give’ and ‘dansho’ in Japan means ‘friendly chat’, and "sam" means bring together, I created a new word, ‘danshosam’(to give in order to make people sandosham, ‘happy’) Im just trying to show some ‘dan’ man! Just spreading some danshosam bro!!!


by kullexpat

05 Dec 2019


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gohboblin v(go-bob-lin); to go, ‘boblin’, is to, ‘not go home’ with any drunk driving ‘hobgoblin’, even if it’s a friend


gohboblin n; a Gentleman Of Honor, ‘BOB’, ‘Battery, Operated ‘Better’ friend’(batteries included)




"If you spread the word to every, goofy, drunken, hobnobin, goblin, that you’re Going Home with a ‘gohboblin’, your, ‘designated driver’, and true, ‘Guest Of Honor’, all those drunk driving hobgoblins won’t even bother




GOH; Going Home

Guest Of Honor

Gentlemen Of Honor

Girls Of Honor

Get Out of Here




bob m (plural bobs, diminutive bobje n)


1.                   designated driver


BOB; Bewust Onbeschonken Bestuurder > translation "Consciously Non-Drunk Driver"' “deliberately sober driver'



boblin; to leave or get a ride with a ‘bob’, ‘anyone sober’


GOH; Guest/Guy or Girl Of Honor


BOB; Battery Operated Boy/Babe-friend designated drive-her/him


Better Off Best-friend



BOB (plural BOBs)


BOB; Bird Or Bloke


BOB; Babe On Board


Best On Board


Brains Over Brawn


Bucketful Of Brains




lin; leaving; to leave








The Bob campaign aims to raise awareness of the dangers of drink-driving; drivers with high blood alcohol content are at increased risk of car accidents, highway injuries and vehicular deaths. Alongside the general information that is offered during the campaign, there is an increased police surveillance, especially during the weeks running up to Christmas and New Year's Eve. Most of all, the campaign focuses on a designated driver approach.










Hey, why are you going home with him!!?? I thought we were best of friends, with benefits!!!??


Because youre a drunken, hobnobin, hobgoblin, and hes a responsible ‘gohboblin’, a true Gentleman Of Honor, ‘BOB’, ‘Battery, Operated ‘Better’ friend’, his batteries are included, he can last all night to the end! Your batteries are ‘nut’ included, and so benefits, excluded, which means, youre nut getting anything tonight my hobgoblin, drunk driving, friend!!!   


by kullexpat

09 Dec 2019

duchi chulu