pornasictater(porn-assic-tater); aka, ‘The master-tater’, (male or female); exemplar of the mantra he or she who hesitates, masterbates; usually one who pornasictates, doesnt attempt to accomplish anything, rarely going outside the house to meet anyone, so ends up being known as a, ‘sick, stay-homer, porn watching, couch potato, loner boner, stoner
hey whatever happened to your friend Donald ?
Ya he donald ducked outta sight and mind after that last break-up.. He's been pornasictating in his room for so long they call him the 'pornasictater' a sick addiction to not trying to live anymore, a master 'hesitater', only wants to be a lazy stay home 'porn' watchin couch potato, its pretty sad..
ratscoinapter!; used to express annoyance because of creative hesitation; e.g., to think of a new idea about anything, especially coining new words and app ideas but because of hesitating too long to actually legally retain the idea, you find someone else had already officially created it via some form of publication
ratscoinapter n; one who is terrible at setting goals and fulfilling them but is a master of ideas, hesitation and being a coward
ratscoinapter; to have a creative idea, kept in secret(usually for a long period of time) and for one not to share the idea with anyone, not even closest friends or family, for fear of someone else stealing the idea, but then to one day discover someone else had the same light bulb go off in their brain, but the only difference is that they went out and executed the idea
ratscoinapter; a bolted, wide awake, blood pumping, panic that courses through the veins when one finds out their idea or invention had already been taken, usually causing the hesitater to, go ballistic, throwing and punching things, yelling and screaming out expletives, aching with regret, envy, and a prolonged bout with insomnia
There are countless stories of people(artists) experiencing ratscoinapter mostly because of the fear of failure and shame. So to combat this self destructive instinct an artist can keep some kind of inspirational quote close to them, something powerful enough to keep you going, such as the quote below by Goeth
“Until one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back concerning all acts of initiative (and creation), there is one elementary truth that ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then Providence moves too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have occurred. A whole stream of events ensues from the decision, raising in one’s favor all manner of unforeseen incidents and meetings and material assistance, which no man could have dreamed would have come his way. Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now.”
I cant beleive it!! Someone already created my idea!!
Ratscoinapter bro!! You cant hesitate when you think of new ideas, or new words, you gotta coin it right away by publishing it, not "apter" someone else does
Ya youre 'appsolutely' right!! ratscoinapter!! big time, i had 12 years to execute my idea but failed to do so, so its all me on me.. never again!!
folgier n; (pronounced like 'soldier'); aka, folgier of fortunes; a fundraising golf soldier; any person, entity or organization who supports raising money via golf charity events, and then gives all the proceedes to people who are in need, e.g the long running partnership between the four seasons and Byron Nelson golf events that has positively impacted a community by helping to raise more than 150 million dollars for Momentous Institute which has impacted over 100,000 lives
folgier; a fan, friend, follower and supporter of any professional game, especially golf; to be mad (in a good way) about golf, but with only the experience of playing miniature golf
Note; a folgier is usually well read in any Game followed with a keen eye to discern pro stats, so then is able to folgern, the game more accurately than most pros; a gambler of sports
folgern; conclude, deduce, infer
A folgier's cougher; one who makes a noise or 'coughs'(a cougher) right before a golfer's shot
folgier(pronounced like "vulgar") one who dresses in a vulgar display of color clashing golf-wear, but has absolutely no aptitude for playing the game; a yuppie want to be golfer
folg n; follower of golf, not a player
fol; mad, insane, silly, crazy
gier; genitive plural of ‘gra’; game, play
Hey you wanta play golf?
Nope, Im just a folgier, you'd be chasing my balls all day, as i order you to be my gofer..
And I'd probably do a big folger's cougher, right before you tee off by yelling out, "drive safely!!!" Ill be your 'folg' guy but not your 'golfriend'....
blowgart; What to say to a sexy girl on her birthday while she blows her candles out
blowgart; When a sexy girl is slow to share a joint or bong with someone, so instead of saying 'dont bogart' you say. 'dont blowgart'
blowgart v; to bogart a blow job, usually seen in adult film threesome scenes
hey bambi, dont blowgart!!
Ok, thumper, heehee, youre right, sharing times a happy time!
Hump-free Blowgart; a no obligation, no questions asked, extremely prolonged, 'bj', out of nowhere, with no strings attached, except for maybe the string in the middle that keeps her from going anywhere further than just a BJ NOB...
hump-free blowgart; a free bj with no obligation to return the favor for the person who gave it to you which means they really like you and or really like giving NOB bj's
NOB; No Obligation
Thank you for the hump-free blowgart baby!!, go ahead and blowgart to your hearts content
Ok, honey im almost finished bowin up the raft, now you gotta go out n catch me some fish and then u can blowgart me tent up,,,,
Humphrey blowgart; one who blows out smoke instead of inhaling it in usually because one is more interested in showing off blowing their smoke rings
Note; Bill Clinton was a self proclaimed, Humphrey blowgart, as he professed to never inhaling
Humphrey; peaceful warrior; one who would lead a 'peace' pipe smoking powwow sesh
Yo, dont blowgart!!! dat sht expensive bra!!
ya but i be an up n coming blowgartist!!!
Hermuphy Blowgartist n; a female, smoke ring artist
Wow baby!! You are a natural blowgartist..... you blowgart that girl!!
Note blowing smoke up the anus was once a medical practice
HP; Hole, Pee or 'Pee-Hole'
Your looking mighty fine today
Dont HP blowgart me! Dont blow smoke up my pee-hole Just because i provide your smoke!!
sharin stoned v; "sharin" weed and getting high with your bowl mate
sharin stoned n; a 'gesamt kunst werk' OF 'sharin' stories, sharin funny things, to the sharin of more serious, life strife, shocking stuff, while, stoned
sharin stoned v; sharin a doob with a nice, 'PEACE of ARST'(A Radical Story Teller), 'werked' up
sharin stoned; sharin a, 'pow-pow sesh' with a friend in silence, while just watchin the wheels go round and round, and really loving to watch them roll, no longer riding on a merry go-round so you're without a ho, but youre happily sharin herbal 'endol' with a friend, and never ever diggin the blow
gesamt kunst werk; a 'complete piece of Art work', 'Universal Artworks', 'synthesis of the Arts' all embracing art form is a work of art that makes use of all or many art forms or strives to do so, eg elements of music, drama, spectacle, dance, comedy, mala-propisms-spoonerisms, anagrams, linguistics, spantrosing and web-stiring , to the language a dolphin uses in order to communicate, sing, pray and love
Mr 'Hairin'; aka, 'HR puff n stuff'; Sharin's, pow-wow partner
Miss Sharin; HR Puff n Stuffs pow-wow partner
sharin; eye dialect of 'sharing' as in 'sharing times a happy time' or 'share and share..... I like"...
Hey Hairin!! R u stoned??
Ya Sharin, and yes, im also starin???
Why you starin Hairin??
Ya, cause u be sexy Sharin and your thingy has 'showned'!!
Oh ya!!?? So I guess that would make us famous then!!!
Cause we be 'sharin stoned'!!!??
gobart with a gokart
gobart, with a gokart; phrase used when one wants the person holding the joint to keep it no need to pass it back
gobart, with a gokart ; a 'green' light permission phrase from someone to another, to go ahead and finish off anything, e.g, a joint, food etc..
No, no, it's ok, im already gawn, so gobart with a gokart!
Wow, thanks im gonna ride this gokart all the way home until its gawn and im gawn
what time you, 'combing over'?
"What time you, combing over?" ; A rhetorical question, used against one who has the audacity to make a negative comment about someone elses hair/style when they themselves have serious physical flaws, especially a very obnoxious, receeding, thin haired, comb-over artist with a rather large protruding santa belly to boot
comb-over; hair that is combed over a bald spot in an attempt to cover it.
The great all knowing and powerful, but extremely jealous older brother with serious comb over issues, says to his brother
"Hey knucklehead, your shaved head hairstyle is way off, i think you need to do this and that with it etc.....
The modest brother who takes care of mom responds with..
"Ahh OK, Thanks for that brother, huh by the way, 'what time you 'combing over', Perry Comb-over?
The great all knowing, powerful, but extremely jealous brother with serious comb over issues, doesn't say a word
End of Story, game comb-over!!!
Perry Comb-over n; an obvious comb-over artist; a very outdated style
Perry Comb-over n; one who cant get over the fact that they are going bald, so they try to comb over their thinning hair to hide the balding areas
Perry Comb-over v; figurative, to 'comb over' the truth because of not being able to handle the truth
Hey Perry Comb-over!! What time you combing over??
Man, just shave dat sht!! Get over it dont comb over it
tootal erips of the bun
tootal erips of the bun; ‘asstrocomical’ alignment of a, black hole and Uranis, during a full moon which unleashes a big bang explosion while landing right ontop of someone’s sleeping face
tootal erips of the bun ; unexpected, toot or fart in the face; A RIPP(Rest In Peace Prank) rip on the face of someone trying to rest or sleep in peace
tutol erips of the bun; a homeschooling tutoring, tut-tut, tool, used to wake up the student where mom sits on the student's face and farts
col-assal erips; a cabbage gas fart on the face so smelly(stronger than sniffing glue), it could cause a black out or even a grandma to have a heartattack
colassal erips; a Dutch oven prank gone wrong, gas so toxic, it usually takes about 30 seconds to kill someone
colassal; a colossal, cabbage and rotten egg, ass gas that explodes out, extremely rancid and toxic fumes from the deepest parts of a colon
tut-tut; an expression of disapproval
tut; car horn, or honk
David Ross experiences his first tootal erips, Dancing With Stars
so did you learn at homeschool with mom today?
ya, im gettin 'tutored' by mom alright. I learned i should set my alarm next time
why is that?
Because mom likes to rip a nasty van winkle right on my head every morning to wake me up! Shes always loved to tut her own horn but this has got to stop..
So your first lesson was science and you experienced a, 'tutol erips of the bun', .... you best set the alarm boy if you dont want a colassal erips from daddy because that can be lethal, itll drive u batty!
'Once upon a time i was falling asleep,
But, now a bomb wakes me up in the dark!!
Nothing i can say, butt a tootal erips of the fart!!!....'
A 'bi-trumpissan' vs 'bi-pratisan' Party
= kissing your ass =respect
bi-trumpissan; the stronger party winners, who turn the 'pissing contest' into a 'kissing conquest', bi-kicking-ass
pissing contest; a contest or rivalry in which the main concern of the parties involved is the conspicuous demonstration of superiority.
Victory gained through combat; the subjugation of an enemy.
the winning of favor, affection, love, etc
the act or art of gaining a person's compliance, love, etc, by seduction or force of personality
a person, whose compliance, love, etc, has been won over by seduction or force of personality
Etymology: 13th Century: from Old French conqueste, from Vulgar Latin conqu?sta (unattested), from Latin conqu?s?ta, feminine past participle of conqu?rere to seek out, procure; see conquer
trump; beat (someone or something) by saying or doing something better
a valuable resource that may be used, especially as a surprise, in order to gain an advantage
bi-pratisan; AKA bi-asskissin = your, "little beatch bender"
dependent, most irritating, least intimidating, bi-kissing ass, party
a pusillanimous, sub-par-sittin, presidential, ass-kissin puppetry administration; displaying only mastering the art of political lip service, while wandering about golf courses, as the most, ‘asstute’, prat talking, arrogant speaker, a party has even seen
PRA; President, Royal Asskisser
PRA: ‘Puppet Reared, Asskissenger’
tis; it 'tis' what it is, and what it is, is, a ‘trifle’, ass-kissin party
bi-pratisan; a ‘rat-pissin’ (allowing to be pissed upon by enemy rats) party, legacy no better than ‘parsittin’(sitting, goffer, golfer)
bi-pratisan; a dark, dull, insignificant, tar-pissin party (first African American to take a pissing contest)bent-over chicken style, ‘bi-ass-kissin’
‘Pratsident of the United States; Little beach bender(eg of the United States or any country with a prat for a president)
1. used with op) focused, bent, fixated
A pride, arrogance
prat; hope for
From Middle English prat, from Old English præt, prætt (“trick, prank, craft, art, wile”), from Proto-Germanic *prattuz (“boastful talk, deceit”), from Proto-Indo-European *brodno- (“to wander about”). Cognate with Saterland Frisian prat, Dutch pret (“fun, pleasure, gaity”), obsolete Dutch prat (“cunning, strategem, scheme, a prideful display, arrogance”), Low German prot, Norwegian prette (“trick”), Icelandic prettur (“a trick”). Related to pretty.
Obama; Origins. Luo word Obama means "to bend".
Obama is also a Japanese surname literally meaning "little beach".
The Luo dialect, Dholuo (pronounced [d?ólúô]) or Nilotic Kavirondo (pejorative colonial term), is the eponymous dialect of the Luo group of Nilotic languages, spoken by about 6 million Luo people of Kenya and Tanzania, who occupy parts of the eastern shore of Lake Victoria and areas to the south.
hip hip PRAy!! hip hip PRAy!!! Keep on Trumpissan all the way!!
You mean hip hip hurray!!??
Ya, but PRAy, like, 'pray' as in pray that we never have a PRATisan, little beatch-bending party, ever again!
‘rigmarolled’ v; to get rolled, (robbed) through a series of long rigmarole stories, excuses in order to delay, or avoid, usually from people who have promised to either complete a service or to pay back a loan but never intended to pay it back
Hey whats going on with the website??
Its been over a year of excuses, a variety of long winded stories each time, from the guy I paid and now I finally realized, ive been rigmarolled!!!
grimrolae (grim-ro-lae); to be ‘rigmarolled’ for the last time; of a certain, grim, and final, under-handed, “taking”; to steal, deceive or ‘roll’, especially one’s own, elderly, disabled, mother, ie, suffering from, dementia, stringing her (the victim) along, with outlandish, long and drawn out, rigmarole stories
Good Grim Riddence! Good, Grief, the grim-rolling is finally Gone
A grimrolae is usually the last heist written off as a LAE(Lost/Loser Adjustment Expense) the family member or mother who got ripped off realizes its actually a fortunate window of opportunity, and so considers the loss to be what it cost to get rid of a son who will never stop torturing her; the deal of the century, very worth it indeed
GrimRo-LAE-Off’; A Restraining Order to ‘lay off’ for good; to fire, terminate, or exterminate a Repeat Offender’s, Relentless Onslaught of Remarkable ‘Flies’ that Go way Beyond the Edge of the Observable Universe, and the vanishes into Oblivion
Its time for the grim-rippter-hoff to GO!
The time for all the
RO; Relentless Onslaughts
RO; Repeat Offender
RO; Ripped Off(his mother)
RO; Run Out(time)
RO; Restraining Order(given)
RO; Roll Over(days of rolling mom are over)
RO; Right-side Out(your mom is done with you, shes 'Right Out)
RO; Remittance Order (the loan)
RO; Ran Out already (time you had to pay has expired)
And so now you have expired and are at best a,
RO; Remarkable Oblivion
Are you going to let your son get away with stealing your 5 grand??
Grimrolae!! The little rabbit can have it! Im so tired of his lies and rigmarole, its better to it let go, so I never have to put up with him again. He didn’t get away with it, he knows and God knows what he did. At the end of the day hurray, hurray, Grimrolae, I finally got rid of that nasty kid.
He’s not my son. He’s actually more a combination of a, Dark Night Trilogy, where, fear Chaos and Pain, is mixed with a toxic character con-fusion of an, ‘Oliver Twisted’,
and the -brother murdering, ‘Atila the Hun-dread’.
He’s caused me so much pain and anxiety, Id rather be bludgeoned on the head than to go through all his rigmarole bull stories again and again I dread, so no worries its all Kool! Ya, sure he’s got my money, but who do you think is the real fool?
Grim-Rippter-Hoff; aka Jacked the Rippter; (see “grimrolae”) despicable, demented, delusional, two faced, actor; a grotesque, false face, disguised and covered by a mask that’s just as grim and sinister; an ugly monster, alcoholic who can rip off his own mother and threaten to kill his own brother
Is there anybody worse than a Grimrippter-Hoff
Maybe 'Oliver 'Twisted'
Under Seeds; "Under the Influence of Seeds" a staranoia-stevia-seagalia(star stoned paranoia) episode caused by the most potent strain of Hawaiin sensimalia hybrid Kush seed there is; kush, Ak57, Green Beret-b-banner, Missle Launcher, so extreme it's like a metamorphosis of, Bruce Bannercannoid turns into, 'Steven Seagal' avenger star
Effect: a psychospasmatic, Sudden Impact reaction, and feeling of being Above the Law, a desire to cause an uneccessary massive fall out, (ie, fall out over hawaiis false missle alert)
starts from someone etremely stoned, cranked, 'under seed' while watching the film, “Under-Seige” several times a day for several days during an AMC Steven Segal movie marathon, Plus the fact that NK’s Nuclear Program wargames is having the desired effect of scaring the absolute crap out of some already wacked out Americans, add to that a variety of anti-depressants mixed with alcohol so he just flips, warning, and convincing friends that theyre really ‘under siege’, spreading panic, mass hysteria by telling of an impending missle already launched and directed to hit Hawaii in about 20 min, explaining how it could incinerate one million people in a half a second which causes families to hide underground in sewers and charter boats to deserted islands
Under Seeds; to be completely wacked to a mind altered paranoia state
Under Seeds; name of the most potent mindboggling psycotropic strain known to mankind in HAwaii
SEEDS means "Marijuana seeds"
Billy and Skooter at the control panels in Hawaii while watching the last quarter of Under-Seige, the penta'gone' scene…
Billy(B); You thinkin what Im thinkin?
Skooter(Sk); Ya, billy we better find a place to hide, and warn people cause that missle is headed right die-rected to hit us big here in Hawaii.
B; Yep, and you're directed to hit us big, headed right here, right now bra! Gimmi dat!
B; Don’t bogart, Gary Abusy!!!
Sk; Look whose talkin Holdie Gone!! Youre holdin it in your left hand and you don’t even know youre, William 'Holden' it!, Until its gone!. Now da doob’s fires out!!
B; Ok, Gone jeelgud!! Tone it down lone toke!! Jommy Lee Tones!! Wristopher Cockin!! Speakin of fire!!? We better hide!!
Sk Billy did you already send out the, Ballistic Missle Alert that we are'Under Siege' ??
Yep but, I cant move i cant hide i cant even see
Billy, thats because we aint, "Under Siege" .......
We, "Under Seeds!!!!"
snidget n; a snowman-midget, usually kept snug in a freezer or fridge; small snowman, with potentially the longest snelf-life span ever
snelf-life; a snowman's shelf life span in a freezer
mom: Billy what's that little snowman doing in the freezer?!
Billy: well, mommy when there is only enough snow to make half a snowman, you make a snidget, then you put the little snidge in the fridge, but if you want him to last all summer long, youll have to make him ‘hooler’, so hed be ‘happier, even cooler’,
mom: And how do you do that?
Billy; By making him another snidget, because then hell have someone to snuggle with, his very own, ‘popcicle sweet heart’ and that would be a, ‘gidget’(his snow-woman, girlfriend, snidget)
Mom; Billy, r you sick ?
gidget n; midget snow-woman(see snidget) usually made to accompany a snidget in a fridge
gidget n; gay midget
hey i see you have a 'gidget' snow-woman in the fridge but where's her snidget boyfriend?
We'll he didnt want to raise any baby gadgets, he couldnt afford anything but a tiny freezer, so he just left, got himself some hands and went North, the little, ice-hole, geezer!
cap-asscity n; The Divided States of Amaimrica
Maimed in America; a Mass-shooting hysteria, desire to be, ‘maimous’(mass-shooting, maim,fame); A country with more mass shootings than any other country in the world because of reaching a certain capacity
any place, or country that has reached its capacity to handle its own civilians due to a variety of factors such as, gun control failure, easy access to guns everywhere, millennials not marrying until much later, a widespread chronic gap between people's expectations for themselves and their actual achievement, suppressing oxytocin, taking more anti depressants, no face to face human interaction, mixed with alcohol and other drugs which creates a copycat phenomena; a fanatical, psychotic desire to be ‘maimous’; fame from mass murdering noteriety
cap-asscity n; of a certain, very dangerous capacity where one is compelled to just start ‘ busting caps’ (shooting people)
(CNN)When it comes to gun massacres, the United States is tragically exceptional: There are more public mass shootings in the United States than in any other country in the world, according to a study published recently.
the number of mass shootings in the U.S. has skyrocketed
Home on the Range with Mamous and Andy
Andy; 'hey billybob whats u doing der with dat 'gamera'(gun/camera)? R u going to a shootin?
Ya, you can call me, 'Maimous', on my way to a shootin range to be famous... that hotel over-yonder looks to be in good range..top of the world ma, thank God Im livin in cap-asscity USA! Ive reached cap-asscity, im gonna be maimous!!
maimous; famous from causing mayhem, or mass-murder shooting masacres; claim to maim, fame, the new, Amaimrican passtime
maimous; Maimed in Amaimica; maim to fame
To wound seriously; to cause permanent loss of function of a limb or part of the bod
CIA agent #1
"The desire to be 'maimous' in this country is just out of gun control!! Its getting worse everyday!!
CIA agent #2
Just keep the guns away from Schummer and Pelosi, whatever we do, thats our main objective, theyve just about reached cap-asscity, and together they can explode like shotgun cannon, in our own house, a much higher priority than Korea or Iran..
capa-ceetee v(capa-see-tee); to ‘cap’ a ‘caper’ (stop or prevent a caper before it reaches cap-asscity, and something bad happens) capa, ‘c’(see) and TEE ‘tell’, Everyone, Everywhere if you see something or someone suspicious before they reach a dangerous capacity
CAPA CAPA CEE TEE; Put Your Thinkin Cap On, Cee and Tell, Everyone eveywhere
‘capa ct’ means to keep a careful eye, catch, cues to ‘c’ (if u see anything disturbing, tell everyone, everywhere) Report suspicious activity
CAPA; Corrective And Preventive Action (CAPA, also called Corrective Action / Preventive Action, or simply Corrective Action)
cee; carefully, catch cues to see
tee; tell, everyone, everywhere
why don’t people report suspicious activity until it is too late to prevent an attack?
1 first, they look, they see, they ponder the strange unsually behavior, they just store it in the brain, and forget about saying anything until its too late, and when something happens they usually love to get in front of a camera to tell all they know
2 fear, too scared, being labeled a snitch
3 or they take the attitude,‘its not my fault or responsibility, that’s what we pay the cops for
cápa (plural cápák)
cee (plural cees)
cue (plural cues)
An action or event that is a signal for somebody to do something
yo dont boil over to cap-asscity...
ya, if i do, you better show some cajones and capa ceetee in my butt before its too late!!
Capa Capa Cee Tee
Capa Capa Cee-Tee; A sort of, ‘Coat of Arms’ forority (visually, vigil), ‘visualante’ club(for guys and gals) signifying honor and chivalry; a crime preventing drive marshalling an expedition to fully conquer the mass shooting copycat dilemma/phenomena
Capa Capa Cee Tee; a ‘visualante’; a member of a self-appointed group of citizens who undertakes a wide awake, visually vigil, enforcement in their community especially to prevent mass shooting incidents
Motto; do something that matters, pay close attention to borderline, ‘mass-shooting, mad-hatters’, aspire to see and tell, report the suspicious behavior or, do nothing and see your country go to hell
visualante n; see (‘capa cee tee’)
a member of a self-appointed group of citizens who undertakes a wide awake, visually, vigil, enforcement in their community especially to prevent mass shooting incidents
A visualante is not to be confused with 'vigiliante' which means one who takes the law into their own hands without legal authority
A visualante does not take the law into his own hands rather he takes his own carerful attention to assist the law by using a capa cee tee approach which is before a situation or person reaches a certain capacity, 'cee and tell' , see by 'carefully catching cues, then tell everyone everywhere
1. The action of looking.
2. The power of sight.
vis (plural vires)
1. Force; energy; might; power.
2. certain, not to be doubted
visudante n; a visualante, real, dante super hero, one who either prevents a mass shooting caper via a (‘capa cee-tee’, ‘see and tell’; visus; ‘the power of sight’) or one who sacrifices their own life to save another during a mass shooting
visudante; one who has survived a mass shooting, or lost family or friends, stripped of everything but refuses to give up, and then fights on with even more determination to help fully conquer the mass shooting copycat dilemma/phenomena
visudante;one who tries to help save lives during a mass shooting
"While accidental gunshots get national coverage, few people have any idea how often concealed handgun permit holders stopping mass killings."
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