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04 Dec 2017

hovely-twu

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hovely-twu; (short for; “half as lovely, twice as true”)

when a man’s love is greater than the woman’s, so the man proclaims that he would accept if she were just half as lovely(hovely)if that would make her twice as true(twu) so that they could be together

 

hovely-twu; (short for the saying;  ‘if you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife so get an ugly girl to marry you”

 

I love you, I love you, too much it seems, for any fool can see,
With your heart so crowded with other dreams, how can you dream of me?”

Wow, hovely twu, two times!!!!

Whats that?

Oh the girl i had is much too sexy and popular with all her men for me to compete, 'hovely twu', i wish she were half as lovely, twice as true..... 

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04 Dec 2017

twun

 

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twun n, v; twice the fun!, double the degree of pleasure ‘That’s What’s Up Now!’

 

TWUN; That’s What’s Up Now

 

You know i always have twun when Im with you?

Twun???

Twice the fun

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04 Dec 2017

twu

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twu(motto); ‘twice as true’; The idea that you can’t love anyone else until you love yourself or until you are “twu”  

 

TWU; That’s What U-do, being true to yourself and others, allowing your truth to flow through you and into the world.

 

when you are frightened to do something again because you had an unpleasant experience doing it the first timeTWU; That’s What U-do

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don’t know if I can make it amongst the sharks!!

 

YoY o, just stay twu man!!

 

True??!

 

Ya, but “twice as true” which means, be true not only to others but to yourself as well…….

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04 Dec 2017

twight

 

twight n; if you’re ‘twice as true’, you’ll be, ‘twice as tight’, a couple who got that going on, gonna be twice as ait!!

 

 

 

 

Man yo guys are always together! 

Ya, dats because were not just tight, we "twight", twice as true, gets us twice as tight!!!

ait!!!

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10 Dec 2017

Bangpire

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Bangpire;  a ‘Dev-ill’ in disguise(see bux fuddy) a lady of the night and or day(originating from the Bangpire Bats gang of CJ's bar Mula-iya! and 'Bats' Shag-rilah' hotels of Indonesia, ) much worse than any vampire because they are very real and unlike vampires they don’t want your blood, they want the guy to suck their blood and are extremely clever with tricking the guy into drinking the bangpires first blood taste like a powerful potion that conjures a spell the guys will feel theyre falling in love when theyre really on their way to cinta(love) monyet(monkey) hotel hell

 

bangpire; when a girl, especially a prostitute, seduces or tricks a guy into bed without warning the guy before he continues and when its too late even though he notices the red in bed the spell compells him to go ahead 

A  bangpire will play guys into an emotional feel by banging and mashing them down, destroying love and taking hearts is a bangpires favorite thing to steal

 

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10 Dec 2017

PATOOKONG

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patookong n; tattoo on the boob(payudara) and one on the butt(bokong) originated by the bangpire-bat gang, bar girls in Jakarta

 

pattoo; tattoo on the payudara(breast)

 

tookong; tattoo on the bokong(butt)   

 

 

 

 

 

 

dude, better be careful, shes got a 'pattookong', and that means shes a bangpire!

Whats that?

The new vampire, but much worse because they really exist and shell get you to suck her blood, once that happens its all over, shell tear your heart out

Just what im looking for bro

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12 Dec 2017

Ashek-ittaqullah!

 

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ashek Ittaqullah; a Turkish/Arabic phrase that doesn’t mean;

“I shake-itwith-tequila!!!, like a drunken prostitute, it means……

 

Ashek!‘be bright’ (be smart, not a dumb, light, 'air-head', bangpire, bar fliar)

 

Ittaqullah!‘fear God’, embrace the spirit of love and be faithful (not the spirit of slamming back shots of tequila, while leading a reckless sex life 

 

The husband tries to explain to the wife the real meaning of Ashek-Ittaqullah....... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Husband: " Sweetheart Im sorry but youve been a flight attendant now for almost 10 years, you're gone flying around the world most of the time, so i think its about time you quit and come home to your husband and 3 kids, we miss you and need you

 Wife; How dare you request such a thing from me!!? You were the one who left me 5 times every week, and before you left the house every morning you would tell me you were going to 'shake it-with tequila, drinking with girls all day.... ive just been doing the same thing you have but just around the world, with men!

Husband: Baby!! First of all, I was going to the office, to work, you know provide for the family as we do? And, when I said, "Ashek Ittaqulah" it was to remind you to, be smart, fear God, love your husband and kids, and be faithful!! You are a Muslim you know.

Wife; Oops, my bad, I guess, but your timing is not so good bb, ive just been hired by the new airline, Girludah-Air and was already personally promoted to the Mile-High, 'Tight Afflendant' club, by Captain Spitt himself, in his, super cool, Bad Spitt cock-Pitt,  which means I get to wear a sexier, tighter fitting, uniform and visit more exotic countries etc, and i cant just quit like that, Id have to first break up with all my "Foreign friends, with benefits" if you know what i mean, (they've earned a lot of miles with me), I couldnt do that to them, you know im a nice girl!!

Husband; I think its time for a divorce

Wife; What did I do this time honey!!?? You know i cant cook!!? ....

 

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12 Dec 2017

Bux Fudy Bar Flie

 

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bux fudy bar flie; (originating from, cj’s bar, “Mula-iya!” and Bats “Shag-rilah”, jakarta)

 

bux fudy bar flie; bar fly girls who actually end up looking like actual ‘flies’, “filling” heads, with ‘lies’, while they hypnotize you with their fire of desire, aka ‘bangpire’, a spell that can make lies fly 

flies; filling heads with lies

flie; a lie that wont  fly

 

bux fudy; menopausal nymphomaniac; a sexual vampire, unleashed after years of sexual fidelity; the most devi-stating, sexually powerful, skilled and sought out for kind of prostitute who is more interested in the, ‘bux’(bule-expat sex, and thrill of the experience, not all the experiences of course) and the endless parade of unimaginable pleasure than any money she may get from it, although a bux fuddy will always say they only do the sex biz for the money which is just an excuse  

 

Profile of a bux fudy bar fliar 

 

A bux fudy is devastatingly sexy and insatiable at the bar. An overly sexual, bar-fly, nympho female, usually, middle aged, divorced mothers with flabby mommy tummies, who pick up many strange men every week in hotel bars, giving a lot of unprotected, xxx, ‘bux’(bule-expat-sex) sex with strange foreign men, many times for free which is why a bux fudy is usually in debt

 

A bux fuddy enjoys(addickshun) to being a prostitute so much they can never quit, even if offered a way out, in order to quit that lifestyle, including a regular job that pays better, or even if someone offered their hand in marriage, they would rather buck any offer in order to keep on buxing like a prostitute

 

A bux fudy will insist she’s not a pathological prostitute and that she doesn’t like having sex with strange men every week and that she desperately wants to get a husband. However, she’ll use the excuse that no one will want a widow with kids. But the real reason a bux fuddy will never try to get another job is simply because she doesn’t want to. She’ll say she’s either too old or that there are no jobs available or shell make up any lame excuse for not trying.

 

A bux fuddy will lead a guy on, making him feel sympathetic towards her in order to get as much sex and romance as she can out of him because that is really what she’s after. And no matter what the client offers to help her quit being a prostitute, she will buck and block any offer in order to continue to be a common bar fly prostitute. She actually doesn’t want a permanent man even if it would make things somewhat less hotel like

 

Its the hunt, the catch and the wild bux sex, is what a bux fudy girl most desires and is why she doesn’t demand that much money for the sex. And sometimes, she won’t accept any money in order to make her feel as if she’s leading a normal life. And if she picks up a certain top performing guy who has the most time to satisfy her the way she wants it, she will bux him for months for free until the bule-expat finally realizes she actually has no intention of ever quitting having sex with many other strange men every week.

 

A bux fuddy only wants enough money to pay for nasi goreng and occasional movie tickets for her kids who have no idea that mommy is a bux fudy, bar fly, bangpire, addick, and will always be a bux fudy, as long as she can attract the bux, but as soon as the looks are gone, the bux stop there.

 

 

 

bux; bucks from bule-expat sex

 

BUX; Bule-expat Sex

 

BUX; Buck Up Xpat(to make a foreigner happy in order to get laid )

 

bucks; oppose or resist (something that seems oppressive or inevitable)

 

bucks; to make someone more cheerful; cheer up, pick up, take heart, perk up

 

buck; dollar

 

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fud; (vulgar) cunt(vagina), an idiot

 

fudy; fouled-up female sex buddy, addicted to the prostitution life

 

 

FUD; Fear, uncertainty, and doubt

 

 

 

 

dude i wanta marry her, im serious!

Dont even go there bro, shes a bux fudy bar fliar! They are like homeless jobless people who live on the street and even if you give them a job, a home and your love, they will be right back on the street homeless again because its in their blood, just like bux fudy bar fliars, they fill your head with lies and hypnotize and then youl see they arent so pretty, they end up looking like nasty flies, and then youll see right through their 'flies'

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