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04 Dec 2017

hovely-twu

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hovely-twu; (short for; “half as lovely, twice as true”)

when a man’s love is greater than the woman’s, so the man proclaims that he would accept if she were just half as lovely(hovely)if that would make her twice as true(twu) so that they could be together

 

hovely-twu; (short for the saying;  ‘if you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife so get an ugly girl to marry you”

 

I love you, I love you, too much it seems, for any fool can see,
With your heart so crowded with other dreams, how can you dream of me?”

Wow, hovely twu, two times!!!!

Whats that?

Oh the girl i had is much too sexy and popular with all her men for me to compete, 'hovely twu', i wish she were half as lovely, twice as true..... 

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04 Dec 2017

twun

 

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twun n, v; twice the fun!, double the degree of pleasure ‘That’s What’s Up Now!’

 

TWUN; That’s What’s Up Now

 

You know i always have twun when Im with you?

Twun???

Twice the fun

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04 Dec 2017

twu

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twu(motto); ‘twice as true’; The idea that you can’t love anyone else until you love yourself or until you are “twu”  

 

TWU; That’s What U-do, being true to yourself and others, allowing your truth to flow through you and into the world.

 

when you are frightened to do something again because you had an unpleasant experience doing it the first timeTWU; That’s What U-do

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don’t know if I can make it amongst the sharks!!

 

YoY o, just stay twu man!!

 

True??!

 

Ya, but “twice as true” which means, be true not only to others but to yourself as well…….

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04 Dec 2017

twight

 

twight n; if you’re ‘twice as true’, you’ll be, ‘twice as tight’, a couple who got that going on, gonna be twice as ait!!

 

 

 

 

Man yo guys are always together! 

Ya, dats because were not just tight, we "twight", twice as true, gets us twice as tight!!!

ait!!!

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10 Dec 2017

Bangpire

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Bangpire;  a ‘Dev-ill’ in disguise(see bux fuddy) a lady of the night and or day(originating from the Bangpire Bats gang of CJ's bar Mula-iya! and 'Bats' Shag-rilah' hotels of Indonesia, ) much worse than any vampire because they are very real and unlike vampires they don’t want your blood, they want the guy to suck their blood and are extremely clever with tricking the guy into drinking the bangpires first blood taste like a powerful potion that conjures a spell the guys will feel theyre falling in love when theyre really on their way to cinta(love) monyet(monkey) hotel hell

 

bangpire; when a girl, especially a prostitute, seduces or tricks a guy into bed without warning the guy before he continues and when its too late even though he notices the red in bed the spell compells him to go ahead 

A  bangpire will play guys into an emotional feel by banging and mashing them down, destroying love and taking hearts is a bangpires favorite thing to steal

 

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10 Dec 2017

PATOOKONG

patookong n; tattoo on the boob(payudara) and one on the butt(bokong) origin; the bangpire-bat gang, bar girls, CJ's, Bats in Jakarta, Indonesia

 

pattoo; tattoo on the payudara(breast)

 

tookong; tattoo on the bokong(butt)   

 

 

 

 

 

 

dude, better be careful, shes got a 'pattookong', and that means shes a bangpire!

Whats that?

The new vampire, but a bangpire is much worse because they really exist and shell get you to suck her blood, once that happens, its all over!! Shell tear your heart out!!

Just what im looking for bro

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12 Dec 2017

Ashek-ittaqullah!

 

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ashek Ittaqullah; a Turkish/Arabic phrase that doesn’t mean;

“I shake-itwith-tequila!!!, like a drunken prostitute, it means……

 

Ashek!‘be bright’ (be smart, not a dumb, light, 'air-head', bangpire, bar fliar)

 

Ittaqullah!‘fear God’, embrace the spirit of love and be faithful (not the spirit of slamming back shots of tequila, while leading a reckless sex life 

 

The husband tries to explain to the wife the real meaning of Ashek-Ittaqullah....... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Husband: " Sweetheart Im sorry but youve been a flight attendant now for almost 10 years, you're gone flying around the world most of the time, so i think its about time you quit and come home to your husband and 3 kids, we miss you and need you

 Wife; How dare you request such a thing from me!!? You were the one who left me 5 times every week, and before you left the house every morning you would tell me you were going to 'shake it-with tequila, drinking with girls all day.... ive just been doing the same thing you have but just around the world, with men!

Husband: Baby!! First of all, I was going to the office, to work, you know provide for the family as we do? And, when I said, "Ashek Ittaqulah" it was to remind you to, be smart, fear God, love your husband and kids, and be faithful!! You are a Muslim you know.

Wife; Oops, my bad, I guess, but your timing is not so good bb, ive just been hired by the new airline, Girludah-Air and was already personally promoted to the Mile-High, 'Tight Afflendant' club, by Captain Spitt himself, in his, super cool, Bad Spitt cock-Pitt,  which means I get to wear a sexier, tighter fitting, uniform and visit more exotic countries etc, and i cant just quit like that, Id have to first break up with all my "Foreign friends, with benefits" if you know what i mean, (they've earned a lot of miles with me), I couldnt do that to them, you know im a nice girl!!

Husband; I think its time for a divorce

Wife; What did I do this time honey!!?? You know i cant cook!!? ....

 

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12 Dec 2017

Bux Fudy Bar Flie

 

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bux fudy bar flie; (originating from, cj’s bar, “Mula-iya!” and Bats “Shag-rilah”, jakarta)

 

bux fudy bar flie; bar fly girls who actually end up looking like actual ‘flies’, “filling” heads, with ‘lies’, while they hypnotize you with their fire of desire, aka ‘bangpire’, a spell that can make lies fly 

flies; filling heads with lies

flie; a lie that wont  fly

 

bux fudy; menopausal nymphomaniac; a sexual vampire, unleashed after years of sexual fidelity; the most devi-stating, sexually powerful, skilled and sought out for kind of prostitute who is more interested in the, ‘bux’(bule-expat sex, and thrill of the experience, not all the experiences of course) and the endless parade of unimaginable pleasure than any money she may get from it, although a bux fuddy will always say they only do the sex biz for the money which is just an excuse  

 

Profile of a bux fudy bar fliar 

 

A bux fudy is devastatingly sexy and insatiable at the bar. An overly sexual, bar-fly, nympho female, usually, middle aged, divorced mothers with flabby mommy tummies, who pick up many strange men every week in hotel bars, giving a lot of unprotected, xxx, ‘bux’(bule-expat-sex) sex with strange foreign men, many times for free which is why a bux fudy is usually in debt

 

A bux fuddy enjoys(addickshun) to being a prostitute so much they can never quit, even if offered a way out, in order to quit that lifestyle, including a regular job that pays better, or even if someone offered their hand in marriage, they would rather buck any offer in order to keep on buxing like a prostitute

 

A bux fudy will insist she’s not a pathological prostitute and that she doesn’t like having sex with strange men every week and that she desperately wants to get a husband. However, she’ll use the excuse that no one will want a widow with kids. But the real reason a bux fuddy will never try to get another job is simply because she doesn’t want to. She’ll say she’s either too old or that there are no jobs available or shell make up any lame excuse for not trying.

 

A bux fuddy will lead a guy on, making him feel sympathetic towards her in order to get as much sex and romance as she can out of him because that is really what she’s after. And no matter what the client offers to help her quit being a prostitute, she will buck and block any offer in order to continue to be a common bar fly prostitute. She actually doesn’t want a permanent man even if it would make things somewhat less hotel like

 

Its the hunt, the catch and the wild bux sex, is what a bux fudy girl most desires and is why she doesn’t demand that much money for the sex. And sometimes, she won’t accept any money in order to make her feel as if she’s leading a normal life. And if she picks up a certain top performing guy who has the most time to satisfy her the way she wants it, she will bux him for months for free until the bule-expat finally realizes she actually has no intention of ever quitting having sex with many other strange men every week.

 

A bux fuddy only wants enough money to pay for nasi goreng and occasional movie tickets for her kids who have no idea that mommy is a bux fudy, bar fly, bangpire, addick, and will always be a bux fudy, as long as she can attract the bux, but as soon as the looks are gone, the bux stop there.

 

 

 

bux; bucks from bule-expat sex

 

BUX; Bule-expat Sex

 

BUX; Buck Up Xpat(to make a foreigner happy in order to get laid )

 

bucks; oppose or resist (something that seems oppressive or inevitable)

 

bucks; to make someone more cheerful; cheer up, pick up, take heart, perk up

 

buck; dollar

 

scots

 

fud; (vulgar) cunt(vagina), an idiot

 

fudy; fouled-up female sex buddy, addicted to the prostitution life

 

 

FUD; Fear, uncertainty, and doubt

 

 

 

 

dude i wanta marry her, im serious!

Dont even go there bro, shes a bux fudy bar fliar! They are like homeless jobless people who live on the street and even if you give them a job, a home and your love, they will be right back on the street homeless again because its in their blood, just like bux fudy bar fliars, they fill your head with lies and hypnotize and then youl see they arent so pretty, they end up looking like nasty flies, and then youll see right through their 'flies'

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17 Dec 2017

Oliver's Twisted

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Oliver’s Twisted; an 'Oliver Twist', on crack, character; The Oliver who got left behind became 'twisted' beyond repair ; an Interfamily-thief; someone who steals (see grimrolae) from friends and family. A delusional, sociopath thief who suffers from a Personality Disorder thats full of jive, convinced he has a right to all his mother’s possessions and money while she’s still alive

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey did you hear about the new play where a man reeks havoc within his own family and always saves the biggest heist for the xmas holidays when he rigmarolles his own mother?

 

Whats it called?

 

“Oliver’s Twisted”

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17 Dec 2017

flie

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flie; a lie that won’t fly

 

 

FLIE; Far Left Idiot Eagle; AKA ‘Sitting Eagle’, a bird so full of sh..t, it cant fly    

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shes so frikin sly, shes 'flie' , no matter how kool her school iz, her lies just wont fly

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17 Dec 2017

flie

 

 

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flie; a lie that flies only until it comes back to hit you in the eyes

 

flie; situation when someone (a ‘fliar’) tries to ‘f’ up someone’s life with a tricky lie, all wrapped up in a, rigmarole of high-teched super-sleuth, but when the ‘lie’

won’t fly, it always comes back to destroy that girl or guy who started the flie, just by sticking to the simple truth

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If Hillary's Indian name is 'Sitting Eagle', because its for a bird whose so full of turd it cant fly, since she also got away with all that money shouldnt her new Indian name be,  

'Flies Robbin FLIEs'.... Flies Robbin Flies....up up to the skies the limit apparently....

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18 Dec 2017

barf-flies

 

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barf-flies; facebook-relationship-braggers;

Couples who display, over the internet, a lot of markers for narcissistic personality disorders known as the least secure in relationships; 2 flie couples who brag about their relationship are the ones most in trouble as they are only trying to mask their own insecurities, and at the same time seeking reassurance from others  

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20 Dec 2017

Ponta-Chaos

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Ponta-chaos;(see cona-opaths) a ‘red dinger’; opposite of ‘dead ringer’

Ponta chaos; puncted by a 'Polka-hauntus'(sing and dance that comes back to haunt you)

 

Ponta-chaos; someone who doesn’t have enough Native American heritage to claim minority status

 

Ponta-chaos; (see, ‘shingal-slot’) a fake, one who doesn’t even look anything like the real thing but tries to ‘wing it’ anyway which eventually leads to the chaos or, ‘shit hitting the fans’; a negative controversial result of a claim that ends up damaging one’s credibility rather than bolstering it

 

One who causes controversy for claiming to be a minority in order to use an unfair advantage by exploiting unsubstantiated ethnic roots, especially politicians and lawmakers; ie Elizabeth Warren

 

 

ponta m f (plural pontas)

 

  1. (soccer) winger

 

Old Portuguese

 

ponta

 

Latin

 

puncta; punctum,

punctus or punctum

 

  1. pricked, punctured, pierced, having been pricked.
  2. marked with points; stippled.
  3. stung, bitten, pinched, having been affected sensibly.
  4. vexed, annoyed, grieved, troubled, disturbed, having been vexed or annoyed.

 

 

 

red dinger; a cracked shot attempting to claim being a minority native indian  

 

Hey did you hear the one about the rodeo clown, a poverty pimp and a cherokee Indian walk into a bar?

No, what happened?

It was a 'Ponta-Chaos'; after their sing and dance, they left the bar without paying the bill, realizing youd been punct by a 'polka-hauntaus'

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20 Dec 2017

polka-haunt-us

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polkahauntus(polka-haunt-us); a sad, insincere song and Indian dance, aka ‘a poor-trail of jeers’ that always comes back to haunt us

 

Indian names

 

“Dances with Crooks”

“Haunts us with Perjury”

 

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20 Dec 2017

High Butt Cheek Bones

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‘High Butt-Cheek Bones!’; Elizebeth Warrens, 'Cherokee' Indian ID card

Name on the ID card : "Chief High Butt-Cheek Bones", showing a blood relative honorary plaque, a photo of a ‘plumber’ exposing high butt-cheek bones, that only proves the, 'Cheek-rocheeky' Indian fraud is really high on butt-crack.

 

 

Skooter(AKA Chief High Butt-Cheek Bones): Hey shorty, i think my ancestry may be Indian

Shorty; Yes, Chief High Butt-Cheek Bones, your "incestry", ancestry filled with incest, has evolved into a, "Hills have eyes, trailer trash of nomads, yes I guess you could say a kind of very ugly Indian

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21 Dec 2017

scroothie

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scroothie n; a scrumptious, sumptious, smoothie,or anything extremely delicious and rich, sweet as a cookie. 

scroothie; truly scrumptious, silky smooth, beauty

scroothie v; to do a 'scroothie', is to make a sudden final decision to scram ie; while standing in line at Starbucks, to screw( leave) go home and make your own scrumptious, sumptious smoothie, usually a much  better and cheaper choice

scrumptious; extremely delicious 

 

sumptious; something splended and expensive looking.

to screw, v; slang, To leave or go someplace else Also a way to tell someone else to leave Urban Dictionary

Originally comes from WW2 navy slang.

Used by older folks mainly in Mass and NH.

 

 

Husband and Wife waiting in line at Starbucks :

Honey if you wanta make that movie we better do a 'scroothie'

Groovy, we can still watch the movie and then have my favorite homemade, 'scroothie', much better and cheaper, but better not be another stupid b movie!  

No worries we can always do another scroothie, scury and hurry to make something even more scrumptious,  sumptious and humptious...

Dont be presumptious!!..

 

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21 Dec 2017

goninsanyutic

 

goninsanyutic, n(gone-insane-you-tick) no where close to being part of something

 goninsanyutic, n;  in no way blood related; to be part of rigging a system that benefits the rich and then to complain about how the system is being rigged to benefit the rich

goninsanyutic; euphemism for "a few feathers short of a headress"

 

goninsanyutic v; (from,  a gutsy, crazy, insane, 'American steps to success', story) an application, poli-ticks process used when applying for an extremely prestigious job such as, let's say, Harvard Professor:

 

first, #1, ‘yutic’(you tick) whatever box it takes to get you the job, ie claiming to be a Native American even when you are far from it.

 

#2. Then just because yutic the minority box, Harvard, eagerly accepts the claim!— as they could tick off two boxes to show diversity: female and minority which is just as insane! 

 

But then it comes back to haunt you like a 'con-sanguinity',  Pocahontas ghost in very-close vein, yutic off not only the real natives but your own party of constituents as well, and so your rep will never be the same, in fact, it’s already gone, game over! You fell.....You've, ‘goninsanyutic’, trapped in a ‘poli-ticks’ kind of hell!!!!

 

goninsanyutic; an attempt to associate or attach to a group of people without rationale for doing so, except for maybe personal gain knowing that trying to pass off such claim would make them, ‘infamous’, looking as if they’ve gone insane to claim such blood relative minority status, especially native Indian, when there is absolutely no resemblance or any documented confirmation, and then ‘yutic’ off the real natives you claim to be portraying, and get offered ‘brook deals’( shady past, crooked past, book deals)

yutic ; you-tick off peole like a lunatic because of what you always tick

Yutic-Dinian;  do-do bird Indian; a fake who ticks people off 

Dinian n; relentless, loud, screetching, two-faced, dodo-bird, 'USAnian' who fakes being a native "Indian"

yutic; you-tick off people like a lunatic because of what you tick;

 

 

 

 

goninsanyutic n; any lunatic with absolutely no blood relation but still attempts a ‘poor-trail’ of jeers proclamation anyway because no matter how bad it gets, being a dirty infamous cheater, gets the most, “brook deals” (crooked made book deals).  No matter what had to be done to get there.

 

And that’s what its all abou

 

Her next brook deal, “Brook She-yields”; How to be a crook, in order to sell a book, make lots of money, and be off the hook, no matter what it took or what the look

 

 

Yo bro what category do i tick?

Youre in America, Bobby Rigged!! So 'goninsanyutic'!, "go on, be insane", 'yutik' whatever it takes to get you there, even if you have to lie, dats the name of the game...

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02 Jan 2018

Yellow dented yoni-heater(aka 'Little Bird with Big Balls')

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Yellow dented,Yoni-heater AKA ‘Little-Bird-with big balls’

Indian name for a brave, political dodo bird, with balls; the original ‘angry bird’; one who can’t fly like an eagle because she’s only a head with no body but big balls to support her preach, but she still tries to pull it off by pretending to sing like an eagle when eagles don’t even sing, they either soar or they screech

 

yellow dented yoni heater; one who shows absolutely no ‘consanguinity’(resemblance or blood relation)

 

 

yellow-dented; bellowed yelly-suck-sapper(opposite of yellow bellied sap sucker); brave because of having a dented brain but dumb, loud and proud with balls too big to fly above the cloud 

 

 

 

yoni-heater; ‘wild cat in heat’; female who incites and annoys

 

 

 

 

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07 Jan 2018

capped diem

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capped-diem; seize the day, while trying not to get your ass capped by a gun massacre shooting

 

 

Concerning gun massacres; There are more public mass shootings in the United States than in any other country in the world, according to a study published recently.

 

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07 Jan 2018

carpe me-diem

carpe-me-diem! Seize half a day, work less, but get more done for #1(me)

 

 carpe-me-diem! Literally, “This time, shut up and do it already! do half as much talking, do more the walking!

 

To seize the day with more silence, less words; in other words, slow down, take a breath, no more talk, it’s time to get things done while having fun, time to walk the walk

 

 

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07 Jan 2018

crap dium

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crap dium; don’t do crap today, just shut up, clear the mind, and carpe the crap out of that shit tomorrow

 

crap dium; get shit done, enough talk already

 

crap dium; sees the dung! Have a great poop but don’t tell me about it; situation when someone announces having to take a crap when no one needs to know about it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


“throwing plans and routines to the wind and becoming more experimental in the way we live. We need to liberate ourselves from our electronic calendars and booking up our weekends weeks in advance, and recover a more unplanned approach to the art of living which existed before the Industrial Revolution, when we weren’t constantly checking the time and obsessed with being “efficient” and “productive”.

"hedonism – in healthy doses – has been a route to human wellbeing for millennia: when the conquistadors arrived in the Americas, they discovered the Aztecs tripping on magic mushrooms. Downing a few tequila slammers or smoking a joint under the stars can sometimes help us with our troubles just as much as a trip to a therapist" 

sorry, I gotta take a crap!

 

Well ‘crap dium’ bro! get outta here take your crap I don’t want to hear about your shii !!

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10 Jan 2018

cuntspiculous

My name is Army!! You like my chia-pits??

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cuntspiculous(cunt-spic-ulous); when a ‘stupid, abnormal, Mexican chick’ with ‘balls’ and whoring rep, conspiculously displays a ridiculous, rude and unpleasant behavior; characteristics of an unsavory, disrespectful foreigner, that inspires a country to secure its border with a more, ‘impenitrumple’ wall  

 

cuntspiculous; when an out of line, ‘amyloidosis, disease causing, character, a hispanic chick, usually a waiter/hostess at Applebees who is so conspicuously out of line flirting with customers, they only last a couple of weeks until they’re waxed off(fired)

 

‘amyloidosis disorder’; (a bad waxy starch build up that results from degeneration of tissue and is linked to various diseases)

 

‘amyloidosis disorder’; juan percent Mexican, 99% amyloid wax

 

Warning; cuntspiculous Mexican chicks, are like a kind of amyloidosis, disease causing, wax build up, a type of wax that can cause serious damage and so should never be, “waxed on”, but if one should ever encounter a dose of her wax, immediately avoid being annoyed by her amyloidosis and ‘wax it off’ (avoid the cuntspiculous amyloid at all cost and go the other away)  

 

 

 

 

 

dude you know that cuntspiculous chick that you had lunch with is full of diseases!!?

 

Ya, I know, that’s why I only bought one cheap burrito, then i cut the burrito in half that way I could have my piece and she could have herpes!!!

HAAA!! Good one bro, Amyavoid her at all cost!!!

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11 Jan 2018

Amyxican’t

 

 

 

Amyxican’t (a mixican’t); any rude cuntspiculous, Mexican chick using an American name such as, ‘Amy’, but can’t pull it off, only ends up acting like a 'merk', a mexican jerk

 

Amyixcan't is similar to when a white guy tries to act black which would be ‘wack’

 

Merk; a mean, Mexican jerk

 

 

 

Urban dick

 

merk

 

merk: noun; some one who goes on 4chan all day, avoiding their necessities of life, even in causing stress, drama and anger in other peoples lives.

 

merkunknown

 

To diss, to intellectually injure someone.

 

to "creep on" or stalk people (or a certain person) via the internet, usually on a social networking site like facebook

 

Merk is a combination of mean and jerk. A merk would not understand what they are being called because mean jerks are not intelligent. You can also combine other words to make your own insults that not many will understand; insulting them on a new level and not explaining your madness behind it. You're welcome.

 

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11 Jan 2018

Amyavoid

 

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AMYavoid(can be a noun and verb); “A Mental Yoni” one should “avoid”; any unsavory disease causing, bad, waxy girl(Inspired by all the rotten, girls with the name. ‘Amy’, see in Urban Dictionary), especially, an overly brawny, cuntspiculous chick with balls so big, she loses her Yoni, turns into a prick, and then like a chia pet, grows a spotted dick and gets her sugar daddy to buy her a shetlin pony

AMYavoid; pocho, a mexican girl so far removed from her roots, loses her culture and becomes an evil vulture 

AMY; A Mental Yoni

 

 

amyloid. "starch-like," 1857, coined in German (1839) from Latin amylum (see amyl) + Greek-derived suffix -oid. The noun is attested from 1872.

 

yoni (plural yonis) Sanskrit

 

1.  The female sexual organs, or a symbol of them, especially as an object of veneration within certain types of Hinduism, Buddhism, and other cultures.

 

The following is Urban dictionary’s take on the bad ‘Amy’ we should avoid

 

Amy is an extreme form of slut, known for preying on other girls boyfriends and stalking them over facebook. Amy's are desprate and have massive penis's, they'll do anything that moves and claim they love somebody but actually 'love' every man in a 20 mile radius.

 

Amy;  mega slut that will steal your boyfriend in the blink of an eye...... 

 

1) A person who grabs bikini tops off girls at the beach.

2) Another term to grab aggressively; steal. Can also be used as a verb.

 

Yo that guy just amyed my wallet.

 

 

 

Amy; mean bitch that thinks she is the shit.

 

 

 

Amy; Belongs in a mental institution.

 

AMY ; THE MOST BASIC PERSON EVER LIKE IF YOU WERE TO PUT SOMEONE WHO IS ACIDIC NEXT TO HER THAT GUY WOUD DISSAPEAR SO BASIC SHE IL BURN U IF U TOUCH HER

 

Amy is a person who is really fun at first then gets really annoying. She is decent looking but thinks she isn't. She is really insecure.

 

 

 

spotted dick; a dotted spick; a Spanish chick with a polka dotted dick 

 

Amyloidosis; disease caused by a bad wax build up

 

 

 

 

What's wrong?

I just got a dose of a bad Amy!!

Careful thats Amyloid, you better Amyavoid that or youll get Amyloidosis

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11 Jan 2018

dumb wetter

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dumb-wetter; a very ingnorant waiter, like wet behind the ears but just lower and between the legs, usually fired within a couple of weeks because of her constant, promiscuous behavior flirting with customers

 

dumb wetter; (see “cuntspiculous”) 

 

wettersunknown

 

harlesden slang for a promiscuous girl.a female who loves having sexual intercourse.in extreme cases,possibly numerous times, with different bres on a daily basis. UBD

 

Used to define someone who crossed the border illegaly and thus wet his back crossing the Rio. UBD

 

 

 

 

 

what a 'dumb wetter' she is!! She's handing out her telephone # to every guy customer who enters the restaurant!!

Yep, and she's a mexican named, 'Amy' wearing a blonde wig,  definitely a cuntspiculous, pocho chick! She wont last long !

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14 Jan 2018

ARK-diam

 

 

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ARK diam!, Seize the day!! With…..

 

“Acts of Random, Kappiness!; happiness from speading ‘Kindness’; have a diamond day!

 

ARK--diam!: ‘deize the ‘say!(seize the day, watch what you say) performing at least one act of kindness in a day spreads ‘kappiness’ the happiest kind of happiness there is 

 

Trusting much on words we create today will most definitely benefit tomorrow

 

Where ‘carpe diem’ is the more hedonistic, ‘just do it’, master-celebrator of; just, ‘enjoying the present while trusting little on what tomorrow may bring’

 

then, ‘ARK- diam’ would transcend that mantra to remind us we can do more than just enjoy the present, we can trust what tomorrow will bring by what we do today, spreading kindness, as it plays a most important part of many positive tomorrows and all the beauty it will bring; And that is priceless, much more precious than the world’s most valuable, ‘diamond ring’

 

performinging a single, random act of kindness while seizing a day, will not only generate ‘kappiness’ (a much deeper, more gratifying joy that goes way beyond mere happiness)it will also insure a better tomorrow, as people and words are more precious than any, ‘diamonds are forever’

ARK-diam, a seized day employing, Kindness/Kappiness is a language where the ‘deaf’ can hear and the ‘blind’ can see, add to that miracle, ‘Infinite Intelligence’ whose always watching, and you’ll get the power of 3, so we trust those good words used today, like good deeds in reaping what we sow, will benefit many more tomorrows as we go

 

ARK-diam; seize the day, in an energetic, competitive and have fun, sevousplay', kind of way,

 

but be ready to get cut like a diamond for what you believe in today….

 

for as long as you balance it all with a random act of ‘kindness’, that’s it! Youre in! Youre a precious, refined, ‘diamond king pin’ ….

 

which basically means no matter what happens to you that day, it'll always be recorded by the power of 3 invested in thee, as a bonafide, “Arkapp diamant”, ‘seized ‘win’

 

The ‘kapp’ in ARK?

 

seizing the day spreading ‘kappiness’, goes beyond the enjoyment one gets from just pleasing oneself to be happy, kappy is more precious than diamonds

 

ARKapp-diamant!’ kappiness mantra (preferably used first thing in the morning, look at self in mirror, raise right hand as if you were tipping a hat to yourself) then confirm the following:  

 

“I am a precious diamond; a chunka, chunka, burning love, smoldering coal that did very well under pressure, so nothing can break me or my destiny, or even this dreamy day, as long as I remember to be, ‘kappy’, which goes way beyond just plain ‘happy’ when measured in ‘kind’…

 

ARK-diam!!! Enjoy your day, and don’t forget kappy!!, You don’t have to be cruel to be kind!!”

 

ARKapp diamant!!; Successful end to an ARK diam day…..

Kappiness;  kind + happy = ‘kappiness’

 

 

Icelandic

 

kapp n (genitive singular kapps, no plural)

 

1.  zeal, eagerness

 

2.  energy, effort

 

3.  competition

 

Albanian

 

kap (first-person singular past tense kapa, participle kapur)

 

1.  grab

 

2.  catch

 

3.  grip

 

hungarian

 

kap; to get, to receive

 

swedish

 

kap; catch

 

Icelandic

 

dei, dey

 

1.  inflection of deyja:

 

to die

 

 

deize(day + seize); short for ‘seize the day’(carp-diem), with God

 

deize, dei deus! Seize the day with God and be ready to Die for what you believe in

 

Nobiscum deus ("God with us") was a battle cry of the late Roman Empire and of the Byzantine Empire. The name Amadeus translates to "for love of God". The genitive/dative dei occurs in such phrases as Roman Catholic organization Opus Dei (work of God), Agnus Dei (Lamb of God) and Dei Gratia (By the Grace of God).

 

 

 

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15 Jan 2018

kappiness

 

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kappiness; the idea that, ‘Kindness’ makes one ‘happy’, and ‘happiness’ makes one ‘kind’.

 

kappiness; to have slowed down because the highest ‘kind’ of happiness which had been trying to catch you, has finally caught up with you and caught you 

 

kappy; kind + happy; kind in happy, happy in kind, if feeling good makes you happy, kappy makes you feel better and also soothes the mind

 

Icelandic

 

kapp n (genitive singular kapps, no plural)

 

1.  zeal, eagerness

 

2.  energy, effort

 

3.  competition

 

Albanian

 

kap (first-person singular past tense kapa, participle kapur)

 

1.  grab

 

2.  catch

 

3.  grip

 

hungarian

 

kap; to get, to receive

 

swedish

 

kap; catch

 

 

 

kappy; a ‘kind’ of elevated, spiritual, happy that makes one really able to finally relax and unwind, just from being kind

 

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15 Jan 2018

sillencer

sillencer(sill-encer); silencing silliness;

inhale seriousness’, exhale ‘silliness’ …… ‘silence’  

sillencer; any means capable of handling, out of control silliness and excessive self-criticism by using a healthy dollop balance of serious fun and silliness

 

sillencer; any means to muzzle or silence silly negative thoughts from your inner critique

 

Just like a computer, you can reprogram your mind based on the software(wording) that you put into it

 

 

"Excessive self-criticism tends to backfire, because it leads us to focus on our so-called failures instead of the “small ways that we could have improved,” says psychologist Tamar E. Chansky, PhD, author of Freeing Yourself From Anxiety. And over the long term, studies show, self trash-talk is associated with higher stress levels and even depression

 

 

 

teacher; wow! Now that’s the sound of sillence, silliness being silenced!!”! Howd you get this crazy silly class to be so silent?

 

A lot of practice, and I have a ‘sillencer’(a secret weapon silencer for out of control silliness) 

 

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15 Jan 2018

sillence

sillence(sill-ence); silliness, silenced  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

whats wrong teacher??

Oh, nothing class, im just enjoying the sound of "sillence"

You mean silence!!??

Nope, 'sill-ence'

 

What's sillence?

Well, it's a sound, so good to a teacher, its the sound of silence in a room full of, dangerous, dynamite, silliness! ...

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15 Jan 2018

silnesse

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silnesse(sil-ness); silliness finesse; using the right degree of silliness mixed with seriousness

 

 

"A playful state of mind helps create options instead of pressing harder on tactics already tried.

 

The play mindset, Diana says, stimulates creativity and connection, which are essential qualities for high-performing businesses. Emerging science shows that people who are in good mood are far more likely to develop innovative or creative thoughts and solve  "

 

 

 

 

Just like, Adriano Panatta, the great Italian Tennis player, has great court finesse, a great teacher, in the classroom has a masterful ability to balance silliness and seriousness with great finesse, and that is, silnesse 

 

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15 Jan 2018

pretrumptuous

 

pretrumptuous; powerful, righteous, presumption that is so consistantly right it doesnt seem proper, usually from one who takes the x-factors of momentum and winning into account

 

pretrumptive; a presumptive winning streak; the presumptive winner; usually the one who is doing the presuming is most brazen, ends up trumping them all, infuriating even further the opposition 

 

 

 

 

 

P"resident Trump has the right to be ‘pretrumptuous’ because more than often, when it really counts, he’s right; a ‘pretrumptive’ force (most often, presuming right (correctly) the presumptive winner, in one word, ‘pre-trumptive’) one to be reckoned with unlike never before

 

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15 Jan 2018

haltch

 

 

 

haltch(hawtch); to half watch something, ie; to do something else more interesting or more important while watching tv etc..  

 

haltchers; aka, ‘unreachables’; millennials and gen xers who don’t watch any traditional tv anymore which incites a creative wake up call for advertisers to adapt to the changes in the world of tv

haltcher; a gamer who plays games on one half of the screen while watching something on tv

 

Almost half of adults 22 to 45 years old are watching absolutely no content on traditional TV platforms, according to a new study by Omnicom Media Group agency Hearts & Science.

 

It's pretty scary," says Hearts & Science CEO Scott Hagedorn, referring to the group as "unreachable" by marketers. "We are not reaching young audiences effectively, just over-indexing on older viewers on TV."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey did you see that tv show, its only the most popular tv show ever?

 

Sorry, Im a haltcher, I never watch tv, at most just half watch some cable shows etc..

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17 Jan 2018

rigally sclewed

 

rigally sclewed(rig-ally-sclewd) 'ripped off and given the boot by a more powerful,  rigged, legal system that fights against you, an evolved, ‘whoever has the biggest stick wins’, that is now, whoever has the highest paid lawyer, wins, with the advantage that no matter how much you use a lawyer, it won't snap into pieces as nobody seems to really care whether you actually did anything wrong 

Unfortunately, if you don't happen to be the wealthy sort, the system is stacked against you and you will be ‘ex-sclew-dead’, rigally!

 

 

rigally; royally ripped off by a rigged legal system

 

 

 

sclewed; one way street to being properly and royally screwed by an American justice, so called legal system that doesn't care less about principles 

 

So your elderly mother who  clearly got robbed, cheated out of many thousands by Lifestyle lift/aka Fresh Image, Chase Bank and Clear Choice and the attorneys cant do anything!!??

Nope! She's 'rigally sclewed', ex-sclewdead!! And even if she died it wouldnt be enough for her to win because the big guns control the attorneys bro....

What a 4th world country we live in!

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17 Jan 2018

genetrumptics

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genetrumptics n(gene'-trump-ticks); superior trump genetics, with heart; race horse like genes of a blessed, winner so powerful, it ticks off anyone with bad genetics

 

genetrumptics; genetics of one with extremely, high energy, above average exercise capacity, and a sustenance, dream diet of a teenage boy with an overall cleaner lifestyle that trumps unhealthy habits, especially one with the benefit of never smoking, drinking or succumbing to excessive stinking thinking which is the worst things one can do for health, and can also explain why one with genetrumptics doesnt need as much sleep, and can potentially live up to 200 years of more winning in remarkably, smooth and glorious, pulchritudinous, stealth  

 

(genetics) A theoretical unit of heredity of living organisms ; a gene may take several values and in principle predetermines a precise trait of an organism's form (phenotype), such as hair color

 

Danish

gene; Something that bothers; a nuisance.

 

In Wiradhuri language 'gene' or 'geen' means 'heart'

The Wiradjuri people Wiradjuri southern dialect pronunciation [wira?j?u?raj]) are a group of indigenous Australian Aboriginal people that were united by a common language, strong ties of kinship and survived as skilled hunter–fisher–gatherers in family groups or clans scattered throughout central New South Wales.

 

pulchritudinous

     (literary) Having great physical beauty.

 

Urban dictionary

 

stealth; remarkable, exquisite, glorious, awesome, smooth, bodacious, fine, tremendous, pulchritudinous    

 

 

So how can Trump beat all those professional politicians, without much sleep and then get the people of the United States to vote for him to be President?

Its called 'genetrumpicks'

But CNN says he's got heart disease??!!

Ya thats what they hope, its more like "dart his-ease", he will easily dart, like a missle, any signs of that with ease, just wait and see... 

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20 Jan 2018

coytoxin

Sunday

 

 The following words contributed by fwz to help celebrate spreading ‘happiness through kindness’….

 

Starting, Sunday, January 21

 

National Hugging Day 2018 in United States of America…. 

                                     "Don’t be “coytoxin!!!"

 

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coytoxin; Being too shy, or coy, keeping your, talks in”, reduces the powerfully healthy hormone, oxytocin, which increases the dangerous stress hormone, cortisol, and that builds up to a deadly toxin, not good for you, or for us all

 

 

 

"Don’t be "coy-toxin!" Release the Oxytocin, give a hug, get rid of the cortison bug!!"

 

‘Coytoxin’ in a word, reminds one not to be ‘coy, or too shy for too long

 

Make sure to give a hug, a smile or at least a happy high 5, release the powerful, magical, medicinal, love hormone, oxytocin to stay happy and healthy while being alive

 

The stress hormone, cortisol, is public health enemy number one. Scientists have known for years that elevated cortisol levels: interfere with learning and memory, lower immune function and bone density, increase weight gain, blood pressure, cholesterol, heart disease... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy; Hey do you know its Natatonal Hugging Day!

girl; you just want a free hug you flirt!!

boy; dont be coytoxin, release that oxytocin, i was gonna give the hug and a free chocolate dessert!!

girl; oopps my bad!!

 

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22 Jan 2018

koi-tinox

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koi-tinox (koy-ee-tee-nox) show kindness, friendship, and love by preventing one from doing something irrational or crazy like drinking and driving; a huge oxytocin releaser

 

Japanese

 

koi; friendship and love

Maori

tino

  1. most, more (intensifier)

 

Portugese  / Spanish

tino; sound judgment, good sense, tact, sensitivity

 

tinox; skill and tact of using good judgment in a more thoughtful, ‘pense’, not only boosts oxytocin levels, it reels in even more good fortune,‘ti’,  for the one employing the ‘tino’ , in a very big, ‘sense’

tinox; any action that generates oxytocin, makes good sense

 

KOI-tinox; ‘Kind’ of Over It; kindness from forgiving makes good sense which generates the oxytocin that keeps out the toxin

 

showing koi (love and friendship) stimulates The Well-being, a Tri-effecta of dopamine, oxytocin and seratonin that gets rid of the poisons, cortisol or toxins

 

In Japanese, koi is a homophone for another word that means "affection" or "love"; koi are therefore symbols of love and friendship in Japan.

 

“ti”

 

From a Polynesian language, related to Hawaiian k?.

 

ti  The good luck plant, Cordyline fruticosa

 

 

tinô

Tagalog

  1. sensibleness; intelligence; reasonableness; moral integrity; good sense of judgeme

 

 

nox nox!!

whose there??

koi-tinox

koitinox who?

koi-tinox, me, a friend who wants to buy you a cup of coffee or tea and keep you from having another dweee!(DWI)

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23 Jan 2018

Flake News

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Flake News; aka‘Clake and Forker’; tastless, worthless orts, pieces of cake eaten with a forker; self sabotaging news

 

 ‘Clake and Forker’ is what anything negative Corker or Flake says about, Trump, he just devours and poops out as if it were a slice of ‘clake’, a dry, flaky, cake of candied corker; a lovely, pulchritudinous desert that Trump just gobbles up with a silver ‘forker’

 

Flake news; any self promoting, ‘expussay’, news that only uncovers dirt on the flashy flaker who made the statements

 

expussay; expose from a flake, usually having the opposite effect; uncovering that the expussayer is still a pussay

 

Flake News; news from one whose horrible approval ratings are so low, its actually called, ‘underground missle siloh ratings’

 

A Flake news report is usually a hail mary, go for broke act where, one craps on their own people, pretends to hate someone, let’s say, like, ‘Trump’, and then does the Romney act, defames the president, just to sell his new book

 

 

hey did you hear Trumps got heart disease and theyre gambling in vegas against if hell get impeached before dying from a heart attack

Ahh, just more Clake you eat with a Forker bro!! Flake news!!

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23 Jan 2018

S-hole

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S-hole; synonymous to drain the swamp; a democrap’s,  ‘s’ we dump, and the ‘hole’, to get rid of it, is the soul in the hypersphere ‘torus’, brought to you by the best President ever, Donald J Trump whose always been for ‘US’

 

S-hole; a Torus, hypershere, donut ‘hole’ provided by Trump so that all the ‘s’ can be dumped

 

The ‘s’ represents all the Trump hating demo-‘craps’ 

 

hole; a way to drain the s out of the demcraps

 

 ‘S’ show; just another demo-crappy show; an attempt to sabotage a winner

 

 

 

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24 Jan 2018

Clake and Forker

Clake and Forker; tastless, worthless orts, pieces of cake eaten with a forker ; minced meat cake, eaten alive

 

 

 

‘Clake and Forker’ is what anything negative people like Corker or Flake says about, Trump, he just devours and poops out as if it were a slice of ‘clake’, a dry, flaky, cake of candied corker; a lovely, pulchritudinous desert that Trump just gobbles up with a silver ‘forker’

 

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26 Jan 2018

outrighteous

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outrighteous; outrageous, self-righteous, indignation; contrived outrage that makes ‘fake haters’, sanctimonious hypocrits

 

outrighteous; to accuse and judge without corroborating evidence, a paroxysm of moral outrage from people not known for a pietistic lifestyle themselves; absence of a hater’s sincerity

 

 

"If you describe someone as self-righteous, you disapprove of them because they are convinced that they are right in their beliefs, attitudes, and behavior and that other people are wrong".

 

"To hear Democrats react to the Trump accusations of impropriety (that are unproven and specifically denied) is just ‘outrighteous’; enough to gag a maggot.

 

“There is no defense of Trump’s vile, vicious, even vulgar comments but for Democrats and RINOs to weep, whimper, and whine about his statements is like a skunk accusing a rabbit of having bad breath. 

 

Trump-haters prefer to focus on his, shall I say, unusual personality, rather than results

 

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26 Jan 2018

Donut Trump

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Coming Soon

 

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26 Jan 2018

fake-hater

 

fake-hater n(sounds like ‘vacater’) any ‘fake hating’, “outrighteous”, hypocrit who has vacated a position just because they prefer to focus on a leader’s unusual personality traits and foibles rather than their results

 

Eventually, any fake-hater gets sucked into the powerful, hypersphere of a, ‘Donut torus Trump'; doing its swamp drainin thing, by taking another nasty democrap dump 

 

 

 

 

Wow the fake hater is finally gone!

Ya, he couldn’t take the loss and the riducule anymore so he went on a sudden, ‘vacate-shunned’, he aint coming back 

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26 Jan 2018

vacate-shunned

 

vacate-shunned n; a supposed ‘vacation’, used as a disguise to vacate a job for fear of being shunned and fired upon retuning to work

 

embarrassed and shunned, a trumped hater decides to just leave and never return to the place of work, where they’re considered to be an ‘outrighteous’ ‘fake hating’ jerk

 

 

 

 

 

what happened to the fake haters who use to work here?

 

They went on an, extended, indefinite, “vacate-shunned” never to return again. Unfortunately, they neglected to logically think through their brash promises of moving to another country if Trump won, Canada wouldn’t even let them in because their immigration is even more strict

 

Why didn’t they just go to Mexico, anyone can get in there?

 

Because they didn’t want to pay for half of Trump’s Wall

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26 Jan 2018

vaca-shun

 

vaca-shun(vah-kah); a fake-hater’s (ie Trump hater) extended, indefinite vacation, “behind bars” (drinking then throwing up in the alley, behind the bars) until actually waking up one time, ‘behind bars’, in a Vacaville California prison full of Trump loving inmates 

 

 

So what happened to the guy who voted for Hillary and hated Trump?

He went on 'vaca-shun', he couldnt handle it so he drank himself into jail 

 

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28 Jan 2018

desserted

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desserted v(dee-zerted)

to desert a diet because of a particular, very tempting, scrumptious looking dessert

desserted adj; because of a dessert so tempting one forgets about being on a diet until almost finished with the dessert

 

 

Women who ate small desserts four times a week lost 9 more pounds than those who enjoyed a larger splurge whenever they wanted

 

 

 

What happened??! Youre on a diet!!?

Sorry, i 'desserted' it, I admit, Im a total desserter!!! But im back on it tomorrow!! I promise!! Believe you me!!!

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29 Jan 2018

D Trumpliribust TudaMoonum

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D Trumpluribust TudaMoonum; In God We Trust, to the moon with Trump, or Bust

 "The wizard of beating the odds"  : A Modern Day Wizard of Oz

E pluribus unum was considered a de facto motto of the United States

 

IE  Pluribus Unum still appears on U.S. coins even though it is no longer the official national motto! The United States Congress gave that honor to In God We Trust in 1956 by an Act of Congress (36 U.S.C. § 302.)

 

In the 1939 film The Wizard Of Oz, the Wizard gives the Scarecrow a Diploma from The Society of E Pluribus Unum.

They travel along the Yellow Brick Road (the gold standard) to see the Wizard, who could represent President Grover Cleveland or William McKinley. (“ Oz” itself is the abbreviation for ounce, which is the standard for measuring gold. The green of the Emerald City represents the dollar.)

 

 

Serbo-Croatian

 

tùda

 

1.     in that direction, that way, there, thither

 

SSlovak Czek

 

um m

 

1.    skill, art,

 

Serbo-Croatia

 

um; mind ntellect wit

 

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30 Jan 2018

trumple

trumple v; A righteous, “Right”, “trample” and “trump’(win) against an opponent

 

trumpler n; one who gets trampled on but still manages to come out on top trumpling the trampler who attempted to trample

 

trumplervious; impervious, impenitrumple, trumpler; trumpling any trampler  

 

When someone gets trumpled, the losers pull out their hair, hysterically shouting out in final breaths of air, “Unfair, unfair! Not my President! He didn’t win, it’s theft!!” until the trumpling, trumpet drums, end, and theres no one, ‘Left’ except for the last man standing, the most admired, in devinity and deft

 

 

 

Wow he really trumpled them good!! Served them right!

 

You mean, “trampled”?!

No, if you trample without a good righteous cause youre just a tramp, trampling, but if youre a righteous winner it’s a trumple……

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30 Jan 2018

Trumple-Steelskin

 

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Trumple-Steelskin; Man made of steel-skin; thick-skinned winner, yet sensitive to critisism, just the right balance of empathy and steelskinned, fortitude that can win any man or woman a presidency

trumplesteelskin; skin made of iron, bones made of steel, thick skinned, with spirit and feel; sensitive to criticism and any nasty attack but has the courage to fight back.

 

 

 

So if Hilary had won, she'd be trumplesteelskin too?

Yep!. Any trumplesteelskinned person that has bite is much worse than a Rumplestilskin rattle and would absolutely destroy any annoying GOP or Democrap goblin in any battle

 

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30 Jan 2018

trater

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trater n; ‘Trump hater’

trater n; one with serious behavioral problems and a psychotic denial of defeat

trater n; typical American far left liberal voter who doesn’t do or even know how to do any kind of detailed fact-based analysis 

trater v; to argue, like a traitor, against ones own country without considering the facts and truth, dangerously defaming, implicating, and inciting violence against someone undeserving of such cruel and hatred treatment

As soon as a knowledgable, fair and balanced, 'trump supporter' argues the facts with reason, it causes the, trater to trumplode(explode with anger, running away shouting, treason, treason!!!) 

 

Ladin

trater; (transitive) to treat (to handle, behave toward in a specific way)

to try, to attempt 

 

Swedish

trater  'trata' ; to quarrel 

 

Clinton lost because she was a weak candidate with too many liabilities and too many people simply didn’t want to vote for her. Even if she’d been a man I think she would have lost

 

Hey, i got a date!?

Great! You better find out if she's a 'trater' because if she is, chances are, you'll never mate her 

Ok, Ill tell her i love trump in the morning, after she makes me breakfast

good idea! 

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30 Jan 2018

outqidian

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outqidian v(out-kiddian) to go out and be a kid again, at least a quarter of your day

 

outqidian n (out-qi-dian, out-kee-dian) of the right amount; a daily dose of, 'meditation and fun' by playing outside the box at least 4 times per day

 

outqidian v; to engage in at least 4 pleasurable activities is the key to having a heavenly day

 

 

 

outqidian; a prescription; to go outside at least 4 times a day, meditate, and be a kid again

 

 

 

 

 

QID

 

Abbreviation of Latin quater (or quattuor) in die.

 

QID ‎(not comparable)

 

(pharmacology) Four times a day

 

 

 

ki

 

qi m (plural qis)

 

chi (philosophy) A life force in traditional Chinese philosophy, culture, medicine, etc. related (but not limited) to breath and circulation

 

 

 

Scottish Gaelic

 

 dian (comparative dèine)

 

1. passionate, enthusiastic, zealous, fervent, eager, keen

 


From Old Occitan dia, from Vulgar Latin *dia, from Latin di?s, ultimately from Proto-Indo-European *dy?ws (“heaven, sky”).

 

 

 

dian; devine

 

ian; gods gift

 

 

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31 Jan 2018

Trall

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This word is dedicated to Trump and his first state of the union speech, January 30th 2018 

Trall; Trump Wall

 

TRA’ALL(tra-all); Threat, Reduction, Aligned, with Love, in Life for All, wall

 

Trall; The great, transcendental, transcultural, enthralling wall of, ‘leadership’ towards a ‘safer, free-er world’, for all; a ‘tralala’, all mighty, trumpet-humming, wall that can’t be seen because it’s not even built yet, but like a transom, beaming window into the transpicuous, border wall of the soul, it traverses, transduced energy, most certainly heard and felt, reverberating around the world, as just the ‘pretrumptuous’ talk or even idea of building such a, transubstantiated, ‘impenitrumple’ wall has not only transpierced into the heart, a significant reduction of border crossings, raising a transpiration of nervous illegals to sweat more since Trump’s inauguration, it’s also transmitting a positive transvalued interest into more highly advanced, transmogrification border wall technologies, that even the most remote, transmontane regions of the world are now considering as, trans-possible which is definitely something to transponder 

 

 

 

Trump's wall hasnt even been built yet but its already there!

Where??

Its called a "Tra-All" you cant see it but you can feel it and its transcending love for US All!!

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31 Jan 2018

trala-lala-la, talk to the ‘Trall’

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"trala-lala-la, talk to the ‘Trall’; Talk to the ‘Trump Wall’; euphemisism for, ‘talk to the hand’ because ‘im not listening to you’, but talk to the Trall is specifically used to avoid confrontations with obnoxious Democrats who are like trying to talk to a wall, so you just wave your hand in front of you to indicate a Trump-wall that protects you from their attacks, and say tralalalala talk to the Trall 

tra-la-la

  1. meaningless syllables used when humming a tuneNorwegian

tralala

  1. used to vocalize a melody or a cry to express joy

 

 

 

Man! Trump’s an out of control racist! Tell me one thing he’s done so far??

 

Ahhh, Just look at the Nasdaq? yo I don’t need to convince you about Trump because he already won, so get over it, you’ve been trumpled, trumped, and dumped… So ‘Talk to the Trall’ punk!!

 

I dont care what you say, Trump's a racist, liar, hitler, bully, rough around the edges and blablabla...(cut off by the, trala-lala-la...) 

.."Trala lala-la, trala-lala-la, talk to the Trall, talk to the trall, trala-lala-la, trala-lala-la, talk to the Trall, talk to the trall!! Now look whose walkin Trall loser!"

 

tralalalalaunknown

 

what you say when you are insanely bored. a way of changing the subject.

Norwegian Nynorsk

Verb

trall

  1. imperative of tralla

to sing casually, wordlessly, (sing tralala), to hum

 

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05 Feb 2018

shaws

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shaws; extremely worn and torn, especially shoes that look like, ‘jaws’

 

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05 Feb 2018

shoews

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shoews (‘shows’, sho-ews); shaws, worn without socks, so that the toes show

 

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05 Feb 2018

shoerns

 

 

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shoerns n(‘shorns’ but can also be pronounced ‘show-erns’! )

 

extremely worn, and ‘torn to shreds’; make shift ‘shoews’ dwindled down to looking more like sandals, revealing dangerously sharp-cheezy smelling nail daggers called ‘taggers’(long sharp dagger like toes nails) a foul smelling force that causes most anyone to immediately shear out in the opposite direction, but also, obviously ‘shows’ the unfortunate one wearing them isnt ‘earning’ much

 

show-ern v; a show of concern for those who don’t earn; the idea that we really cant understand someone unless we walked in their shoes; any, ‘show’ that reminds us to be grateful for what we got and what we ‘earn’, so that we can show a little concern for those who don’t earn

 

shoews; shaws(shoes with jaws) worn without socks

 

 

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11 Feb 2018

BOMBARDON ME

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bombardon me; a bomshell pardon 

what to say after after bumping into a bombshell

 

bombardon me; what a bomshell says after burping, or after making any other unintentional miss-hap  

bombshell; slang, extremely sexy, a 'dish', a hot, rad, honey babe 

 

 

 

 

 

patron at Bomshells sports bar in Dallas bumps into a bombshell waitress

patron;

"bombardon me! Butt, I think im seeing double, double D's!??"

Bombshell;

"youre not seeing double sir, this isnt, Hooters, its Bombshells what youre seeing are booters;bombshells with 'booty hooters'!

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18 Apr 2018

blud coolahol

             

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blud coolahol n;

‘bud in the blood’, no trace of alcohol; keeping, ‘cool’ is where its at   

 

blud coolahol; keeping it just, ‘bud’ in the blood

 

Hungarian

 

ahol

 

  1. where

 

 

 

blud; bud(sativa etc) in the blood

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                       

 

 

 

yo, yo bro, whats your poizen?

 

 

 

Yo man just watchin my, ‘blud coolahol’, stayin cool is all, keeping the ‘bud in the blood’, as snoop-dog is my judge, no trace of alcohol

That’s whats up!!  

 

 

man!! you be trippin!!! drink this malt liquor sukah!

 

 

I dun told you blud !!! My blud be cool!!!..... ahol!!!

 

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21 Apr 2018

bud-alcohol

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bud-alcohol; blood alcohol level/ratio where theres a higher amount of bud in the blood than alcohol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2018 Colorado Cannabis Festival

 

'Cross Town Reehfer Brown' traffic Officer says to Patron;

"Hows it going this evening, sir?

Patron;

"Just keepin it, 'bud-alcohol', sir, high on the bud, low on the 'hol' is all...

 

Cross Town Reehfer Brown;

"Cross Town Reehfer Brown, like that sound!!!"

 

Patron; that's whats up!!!

 

 

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28 Apr 2018

smilfie

 

smilfie n,v; to take a selfie with a milf or milfie

 

 

 

milf; Mother I’d Like to Fraternize (euphemism for ‘Mothers Id Like To F’

 

 

 

milfie; Mother Id Like to Find; a very sexy lady

 

 

 

IE; Inhernest Explorher, Intelligence, Exciting= Instant Errr-ection…oooops!!!

 

 

 

i.e an abbreviation to specify, clarify something

 

 

 

fraternize; To have an intimate or sexual relationship with a forbidden member of the opposite sex; as, in some cases, football players with cheerleaders,

 

 

 

urban dictionary

milfie; A highly prized attractive woman who is desired by most men..

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02 May 2018

danakhil

 

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Note: this is not the reservoir dogs guy from the movie, he's a real killer who was recently danakhilled 

danakhil(dan-akhil); 100% proof positive, evidence; busted

A danakhil can be ‘the missing ‘link’ in a chain’ of unsolved cases as well as

‘the final nail in the coffin’ 

Like the powerful divergence of a triple junction, tectonic plate, ‘Danakil’ eruption, located at the hottest place on earth in africa;  a danakhil(noun or verb), combines ‘DNA’ and ‘link’ and can be used in exaltation when a case is finally solved; a ‘win’ or ‘kill’, if you will in the name of justice, via using an advanced, DNA linking technology that transcends the crime solving business, to an exact science.

 

 

 

The danakhil can bust reservoir dog like criminals who got away with murder many years ago when crime busting technology wasn’t so advanced.

 

 

 

DANAKHIL can also be used to clear suspects and exonerate persons mistakenly accused or convicted of crimes

 

 

 

dan; to give, or to give or get ‘dna’ used towards solving a case

 

 

 

akil; intelligent, reason

 

akhil; complete, 100% proof positive

 

 

 

Turkish/Arabic

 

akil

   mind

    intelligence

   reason

  memory

 

“one who uses reason.”

 

 akhila 

the Sanskrit word akhila is "complete", "whole".[

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NCIS crime officer and his boss

 

 

 

officer

 

‘I got the DAN boss!!!’

 

 

 

Boss

 

‘you gotta be kidding me!!!?? You got the dan?!!! If we got the ‘dan’ very soon we’ll have, ‘akhila’!!!….

 

 

 

Yep, that be another, ‘danakhil’ under our belt boss!!

 

 

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10 May 2018

Ms Libeall

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Ms libeall(miss-lib-be-all); female ‘slime ball’; extreme, liberal leftist, so blue that she becomes green with 'evilny'(evil, malicious, envy)

 

Ms Libeall; fibber-maggie, know it all, slime ball

beal (third-person singular simple presentbeals, present participlebealing, simple past and past participlebealed)

 

1.    (dialectal, chiefly Scotland) To gather matter; swell; come to a head, as a pimple; fester; suppurate.

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘she ‘be all, actin like ‘miss libeall’, up in yo face….. actin all high n mighty, like, she knows it all, puttin you in yo place!!

 

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10 May 2018

fraudencheesed

 

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fraudencheesed; to get enjoyment from seeing fraudulent people get, ‘bloody well cheesed off’

 

 

fraudencheesed; enjoyment of seeing righteous winners defeating self-righteous losers

 

 

 

cheesed; stop (what one is doing), run off," 1812, thieves' slang, of uncertain origin. Meaning "to smile" is from 1930 (see cheese (n.1)). For meaning "to annoy," see cheesed.

 

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12 May 2018

smaleck

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smaleck v(sm-aleck);smack a smart alec’s face! (figuratively) 

 

smaleck; can be used directly after a smart alec's last remark as if to smack the smart alec's face

 

-proverbial ‘smack in the face’, especially for smart alecs.

 

smalec n; short for, 'smart alec' 

 

 

Aleck is a nickname for the male given name Alexander. The phrase "smart aleck" is possibly derived from the name of Aleck Hoag, a 19th-century con man and thief.

 

 

 

smartaleck (pluralsmart alecks)

 

1.    One who is given to obnoxious or insolenthumor; a wise guy.

 

2.    One who is pretentious about their own cleverness or knowledge; a know-it-all.

 

3.    One who is obnoxiouslyself-assured; a show off.

 

 

 

 

'why are you such a smalec!! always making fun of others more successful than you!!??'

'Because im jealous and blue, thats what we do, and if i quit doing that what else could i do??! '

smaleck!!!

 

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14 May 2018

smevious

 

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smevious; smarter than devious, able to expose the schemes of evil enemies

-able to deviate from a, ‘supposed, straight way’ in order to outwit evil, and go the ‘right way’

 

smevious; deviously smarter in order to deafeat or smear the ‘smevilous’ souls of the world, one step ahead, keeping the power, maintaining the peace 

 

 

 

Skilled at recognizing, ‘smevilous’, underhanded tactics, via learning from doing, living in the trenches, having to play the game; to do or use whatever it takes to protect a cause, no matter how, cunning or underhanded the tactic

 

 

 

 

 

God’s Word reminds us that we should be ‘smeviously’ on gaurd at all times to protect us against the ‘smevilous’

 

 

 

“For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms” (Ephesians 6:12).

 

“Satan is the real foe we face. And he’s not just some guy in a red suit, pitchfork in hand. Don’t be fooled. He’s far more deceptive.

 

He wants you to fail; he wants you to quit; he wants to render you completely ineffective. His main goal is to steal, kill, and destroy.

 

He seeks to gain ground today in as many lives as he can, and in every corner of our world, for he knows his time is limited.

 

But we don’t have to let him win.”

 

 

'How does smevious outwit and smear the smevilous?'

'Because a smevious person who outwirs and smears the smevilous is always one step ahead, then backed by divine providence of course'

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14 May 2018

smevilous

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“evil morty torcher”

 

smevilous, adj; secretely smart, dangerously, devious  

 

 

 

'We are sure lucky to have the Toughest craziest dough making nut representing US...!!'

'Ya, but isn't he 'devious' ??!!

He's one step sharper and smarter than, devious, he's 'smevious', he's got the chops to deviate for US against evil; our only chance to outwit all the 'smevilous', deviously evil, people in the world is to be smevious 

 

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16 May 2018

sminky

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sminky adj; extremely smart and sweet but secretly kinky

 

sminki ; smart in ‘ki’, life force philosophies; a breathing and circulation master, but secretely, can be a horny dog, bastard

 

 

Hungarian

 

 

smink; make-up, to smooth over or cover with foundation or 'ink'

 

German

schmike or schminken; make-up, to paint ones face

 

ki

chi; life force(Chinese philosophy)  

 

 

 

 

 

'you know, i see you under your smink, i know what youre schminken!!'

 

'Oh ya, so what do you think im schminken?!'

 

'I think youre, 'sminky', youre very smart and sweet... But secretly, you be kinky.."

 

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18 May 2018

kushups

 

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kushups v; pick you up puffs;exercising the right to use an Uplifting Power Source, 'kush' in order to enhance mental and physical performance

1 drag of kush  = 1 kushup

 

kushups can provide an uplifting sense of focus and determination, releasing a euphoric endorphin rush while calming the central nervous system for optimal training

 

 

kush; miracle plant from GOD, 100% natural

UPS; Uplifting Power Source

 

 

'how many kushups can you do?'

 

'depends on the kush!'

 

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