01 Dec 2017

cona-opaths

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cona-opaths n; any female claiming minority status(usually, in order to thwart an enemy) even when there is absolutely no physical resemblance, or documented confirmation

 

cona-opaths; a female, ‘political psychopath’, who will stop at nothing in order to tear (especially her male, superior) an opponent down

 

Neapolitan

 

Cona; image

 

Galician

 

Cona;cona f (pluralconas)

 

1.   (vulgar) vagina

 

Interjection

 

cona

 

1.   (vulgar)damn

 

 

 

Old Irish

 

cona

 

 m (genitivecon, nominative pluralcoin)

 

1.   dog, hound

 

2.   wolf

 

 

 

Portuguese[edit]

 

cum (pluralcus)

 

1.   (Brazil,vulgar)arsehole or asshole (anus)

 

2.   (Portugal,vulgar)ass, arse, butt

 

3.   (Brazil,vulgar) an annoying or boring person

 

4.   (Brazil,vulgar) anything annoying, boring or somewhat bad

 

 

 

Vietnamese

 

co; variant of ‘cu’

 

cu; a hoot

 

 

 

Cona is Portuguese vernacular for vagina. The most accurate English translation would be cunt. Apparently it's also a common italian last name and an italian town (near Venice). Levar na cona

 

 

 

opath- opathy. A suffix that denotes a disease or disorder, as in neuropathy (a disorder of the peripheral nerves).

 

opath ; From Ancient Greekπ?θος (páthos, “suffering”).

 

psychopath; unstable, aggressive person

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can you believe this blue eyed, blonde haired, lady formally registered herself as a minority Indian??!!

 

Ya, well she’s what we Indians call a, 'cona-opaths',''half, dirty dog, half, Hungry wolf = dolfH ” ; a 'dolfH, Hitler’,psychopath, mixed with 'Standing Bull-shit' would reason that just because her father fantasized about having sex with younger Indian girls, it qualifies her to be Indian

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10 Sep 2017

apeman-asan

 

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apemanasan v(apeman-asan); to hit and run on a, hun (short for honey); irregular, lazy lover, chumpansy, monkey-ass, foreplay

Asturian and Spanish

asan, asar, to roast

Kapampangan

asan; fish

Romansch

asan; male donkey ass

Spanish

to pester, to plague 

 

English

 asan, asa; plague ; An ornamental staff held by a ruling monarch as a symbol of power

 

chumpansy; the bitch in the relationship;

 chump; (opposite of Trump) a blockhead; a loser. Or The thick end, especially of a piece of wood or of a joint of meat.

 pansy; Someone who has the intelligence of a chimpanzee and makes stupid decisions

 

apemanasan; gorilla-arfware, foreplay; by a man who barely bothers to, shower or take his clothes off before intercourse, and after a quick, whambam, thankyou mam climax, rolls over, and goes to sleep

 

 

 arf; Representing the sound of a dog's bark.

 arf; Sometimes has the same connotations of sexual innuendo as woof.

 

Arf-Arf

when you have just raped, destroyed, dissed, BxR'd or had multiple counts of unprotected sex, this is your war cry afterwards. Urban dictionary

Gorilla arf-ware; tactical sexual weapon that backfires

 

 

 

 

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21 Jun 2017

appsent-minded

appsent-minded adj; absent minded, because of excessive multitasking between apps on phone, pc and other gadgets, causing ‘stimulation overload’, which further pushes the brain into overdrive making one to not only forget how to talk and focus but no longer able to enjoy the more simple organic activities in life such as visiting friends in person or just calling them to talk instead of text

appsent-minded; to pretend to pay attention to someone while holding a hand phone, texting or waiting for a text,  rather than e.g, holding her hand, looking into her eyes, sincerely listening and hearing what she is trying to communicate to you

appsent-minded; consumate multitasker, which really only amounts to just, ‘splitting one’s own brain’ into what researchers have called, “spotlights”, making the brain frantically switch back and forth, focusing only a few seconds on  each activity, thus being less productive

appsent-minded; multitasker, considered to be very bad because they are less productive and skills like filtering out irrelivent information declines

 

 

waz up my main man??

Ahh, not much, why did you want to meet and why are you talking so strange?

Well, I thought we should meet cause its been so long(about 6 months) since ive used my vocal cords, almost forgot how to talk, kinda forgot what my best friend and business partner looked like, and im multitasking so much, im becoming, “appsent-minded”, im actually seeing the spotlights in my splitted brain, like a fire-pinball game… We’re not accomplishing much because were relying more on machines than our own brain power which is making us less productive, dumb  and numb to the world around us…

So what else is on your mind?

 

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12 Dec 2017

Ashek-ittaqullah!

 

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ashek Ittaqullah; a Turkish/Arabic phrase that doesn’t mean;

“I shake-itwith-tequila!!!, like a drunken prostitute, it means……

 

Ashek!‘be bright’ (be smart, not a dumb, light, 'air-head', bangpire, bar fliar)

 

Ittaqullah!‘fear God’, embrace the spirit of love and be faithful (not the spirit of slamming back shots of tequila, while leading a reckless sex life 

 

The husband tries to explain to the wife the real meaning of Ashek-Ittaqullah....... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Husband: " Sweetheart Im sorry but youve been a flight attendant now for almost 10 years, you're gone flying around the world most of the time, so i think its about time you quit and come home to your husband and 3 kids, we miss you and need you

 Wife; How dare you request such a thing from me!!? You were the one who left me 5 times every week, and before you left the house every morning you would tell me you were going to 'shake it-with tequila, drinking with girls all day.... ive just been doing the same thing you have but just around the world, with men!

Husband: Baby!! First of all, I was going to the office, to work, you know provide for the family as we do? And, when I said, "Ashek Ittaqulah" it was to remind you to, be smart, fear God, love your husband and kids, and be faithful!! You are a Muslim you know.

Wife; Oops, my bad, I guess, but your timing is not so good bb, ive just been hired by the new airline, Girludah-Air and was already personally promoted to the Mile-High, 'Tight Afflendant' club, by Captain Spitt himself, in his, super cool, Bad Spitt cock-Pitt,  which means I get to wear a sexier, tighter fitting, uniform and visit more exotic countries etc, and i cant just quit like that, Id have to first break up with all my "Foreign friends, with benefits" if you know what i mean, (they've earned a lot of miles with me), I couldnt do that to them, you know im a nice girl!!

Husband; I think its time for a divorce

Wife; What did I do this time honey!!?? You know i cant cook!!? ....

 

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26 Feb 2017

awinr

 

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awinr n(a winner); Not just 'a winner', but an exemplary ‘inner winner’,  awinr in another class

The most ‘unique’ awe inspiring, well liked kind of self made winner, in business, family, and in all aspects of life

‘awinr’; aka, ‘inner winner’, is a master of psychological tactics in business and life using the most powerful performing enhancer of all, his ‘inner winning mind’; with supreme levels of confidence, commitment and self discipline and an innate ability to put himself into any state of mind desired within seconds, can maintain concentration and focus coping with stress and tention, all while being able to relax and enjoy the finer things in life.

But what makes awinr most unique is his love for family, he never forgets his friends and where he came from, has empathy for those less fortunate, and is constanty, mentally aware of his surroundings as ‘awinr’ always sees it coming.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man that guy is really successful, and he's such a great guy too! how does he do it!!?

He's a 'awinr', no one quite like him"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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07 Feb 2017

bahlwerg

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bahlwerg v,n; to leave a ball game early and miss an amazing comback usually because of a lack of faith in one's team

bahlwerg; to blame someone else for having to leave an event too early, especially blaming the youngest of kin

bahlwerg; to jump the gun and miss the fun

 

 

bah

1. An exclamation of disgust: yuck

 

Italian

 

bah;

indicates astonishment, resignation and despise; usually used after noticing or hearing something you don't like or you don't know what to think about, to avoid commenting or giving an answer to a question.



Spanish

bah

1. indicates disdain or unbelief


Word Origin and History for bah

exclamation of contempt, 1817, perhaps c.1600, probably from French bah, Old French ba, expressing surprise, scorn, dismay. Perhaps simply a natural exclamation in such situations; cf. Greek babai!, an exclamation of surprise.

 

WERG; short for;  We R Going

 

 

Dutch

 

erg


awful, terrible

 

 

 

 

 

Alright ive had enough, werg!! werg!!! were out of here, we have no chance to comeback

 

But daddy it aint over til its over, don’t do another “bahlwerg” on me again!! jumpin the gun and missin the fun!!??

You look sick and I miss Ted, lets beat the traffic and get you off to bed

Ok dad but if they comeback and win its on you and Ted, so how bout you go ahead instead cause im a loyal fan, im not a jump the gun, bahlwerg, teddy goober!! so I think i'll just wait until the game is over and then ill take an uber  !!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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10 Dec 2017

Bangpire

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Bangpire;  a ‘Dev-ill’ in disguise(see bux fuddy) a lady of the night and or day(originating from the Bangpire Bats gang of CJ's bar Mula-iya! and 'Bats' Shag-rilah' hotels of Indonesia, ) much worse than any vampire because they are very real and unlike vampires they don’t want your blood, they want the guy to suck their blood and are extremely clever with tricking the guy into drinking the bangpires first blood taste like a powerful potion that conjures a spell the guys will feel theyre falling in love when theyre really on their way to cinta(love) monyet(monkey) hotel hell

 

bangpire; when a girl, especially a prostitute, seduces or tricks a guy into bed without warning the guy before he continues and when its too late even though he notices the red in bed the spell compells him to go ahead 

A  bangpire will play guys into an emotional feel by banging and mashing them down, destroying love and taking hearts is a bangpires favorite thing to steal

 

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15 Nov 2017

batam-eters

batam-eters v; to be-cum-quam(in with a certain way, especially a balanced degree)  staying young(bata) by way of natural, medicinal, activities proven to rejuvenate, usually things that some still consider to be taboo improper, immoral, or evil  

 

batam-eter; a master at eating, drinking and leading a merrily wild, balanced cum-quam, healthy, lifestyle

 

batam-eter; one who shines, a youthful glow, energetic and extremely happy   

 

 

 

bata’ (young,youthful) ‘m’(medicinal, i.e master-bater, mouth/muff-kissing, meditate, massage, medicate, medical marijuana, magical mushrooms

 

 

 

Tagalog

 

bata; young, sweetheart, to persevere; to endure, to bear

 

to grow young again; to be rejuvenated

 

 

 

Borrowed from Old French baer (“to open the mouth”); compare French bayer.

 

ba (third-person singular simple present bas, present participle baing, simple past and past participle baed)

 

  1. (transitive, obsolete) To kiss

 

ba (plural bas)

 

  1. In ancient Egyptian mythology, a being's soul or personality, represented as a bird-headed figure, which survives after death but must be sustained with offerings of food

 

Akan

 

ba

 

  1. (Fante) come

 

Haitian Creole

 

ba

 

  1. give

 

Yapese

 

to be (doing something)

 

Zulu

 

ba

 

  1. to be
  2. to become

 

 

 

Interjection

 

ba-dum ching

 

Imitating a drum roll and cymbal crash played as a comic sting.

 

(humorous) Used to underscore or acknowledge a joke; the noise that you make after someone tells a joke, can be done orally or by a drum kit.

 

Basque

 

ba

 

Suffix appended to words to create a kinship term

 

 

 

 

ba-dongadong; slang, penis and breast

 

ba da bing, ba da boom

 

interjection

 

An exclamation describing something that happens quickly and easily : went in to get a tattoo—ba da bing, ba da boom

 

 

 

From Thai ????? (yaa-bâa, “madness drug”).

 

ya ba

 

  1. (rare, chiefly Asia) A tablet containing a mix of methamphetamine and caffeine, popular among drug users in Thailand.

 

Crimean Tatar

 

tam

 

1.    teeming, full

 

From Old English t?man, whence also team.

 

teem (third-person singular simple present teems, present participle teeming, simple past and past participle teemed)

 

  1. To be stocked to overflowing.
    • Sir Walter Scott

 

his mind teeming with schemes of future deceit to cover former villainy

 

  1. To be prolific; to abound.

 

Risk is everywhere. From tabloid headlines insisting that coffee causes cancer (yesterday, of course, it cured it) to stern government warnings about alcohol and driving, the world is teeming with goblins.

 

  1. To bring forth young, as an animal; to produce fruit, as a plant; to bear; to be pregnant; to conceive; to multiply

 

To think fit

 

Latin

 

tam

 

From Proto-Indo-European *téh?m, accusative of *séh?, feminine of *só. Conf er with its masculine form Latin tum, as in cum-quam.

 

Latin

 

cum; with

 

quam

 

  1. in what (which) way, to what (which) degree; how, how much, as much as, as far as

 

tam; pikul ----units of measure) A traditional South and East Asian unit of weight, based upon the load of a shoulder pole and varying by place and over time but usually standardized at about 60 kg.

 

Dutch

 

Etymology

 

root of eten 'to eat' + -er

 

eter; to eat

 

From Latin aeth?r (“the upper pure, bright air”), from Ancient Greek α?θ?ρ (aith?r, “upper air”), from α?θω (aíth?, “I burn, shine”).

 

Norwegian Bokmål

 

From Old Norse eta, from Proto-Germanic *etan?, from Proto-Indo-European *h?ed-.

 

ete (imperative et, present tense eter, passive etes, simple past åt, past participle ett, present participle etende)

 

  1. to eat

 

Albanian

 

et; to set out for; to strive'

 

et; thirst

 

Latin

 

From Proto-Indo-European *éti. Cognate with Old English prefix ed- (“anew, again”). More at ed-.

 

et; beans, meat, and amperstand, the number ‘8’ Chinese lucky number

 

 

 

 

Hey whats that happy sexy couples secret, how do they keep looking so young!!

Theyre 'batam-eters', healthy balanced, thrill seekers, not filthy naysaying bottom feeders, theyre on a constant physical and spiritual adventure

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18 Jan 2017

bathers-klite

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bathers-klite n; premeditated excuse, before being asked out on a date

a deliberate hint, to turn a date down with a lame excuse

bathers-klite v; a scramble to avoid an obvious jabberwocky

 

klite; a polite, 'klutsen', plight; a get away from a rambling kluts

Dutch

klutsen; to scramble or get away

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So whats up with you this weekend?

Oh, aah, a lot, i gotta shave my doggy's butt tonight"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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19 Feb 2017

belshu

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belshu!; to bless a belcher for not letting it go out the other end; something to say instead of awkward silence after someone belches! Because we bless people for "snotpaneously"

(spontaneously sneezing) out their germs on us so why not bless a belcher

belch; emit gas noisily from the stomach through the mouth.

 

 

 

buuuuurp!

belshu!!

Thank you!!

oh no thank you for not letting it out the other end

 

 

 

 

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31 Aug 2017

bi-pratisan

 

A 'bi-trumpissan' vs 'bi-pratisan' Party  

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 =   kissing your ass         =respect               

bi-trumpissan; the stronger party winners, who turn the 'pissing contest' into a 'kissing conquest', bi-kicking-ass

pissing contest; a contest or rivalry in which the main concern of the parties involved is the conspicuous demonstration of superiority.

conquest 

Victory gained through combat; the subjugation of an enemy.

An act or instance of overcoming an obstacle.

the winning of favor, affection, love, etc

the act or art of gaining a person's compliance, love, etc, by seduction or force of personality 

a person, whose compliance, love, etc, has been won over by seduction or force of personality

Etymology: 13th Century: from Old French conqueste, from Vulgar Latin conqu?sta (unattested), from Latin conqu?s?ta, feminine past participle of conqu?rere to seek out, procure; see conquer

trump; beat (someone or something) by saying or doing something better

a valuable resource that may be used, especially as a surprise, in order to gain an advantage

early 16th century: alteration of triumph, once used in card games in the same sense.

 

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bi-pratisan; AKA bi-asskissin = your, "little beatch bender"

dependent, most irritating, least intimidating, bi-kissing ass, party

a pusillanimous, sub-par-sittin, presidential, ass-kissin puppetry administration; displaying only mastering the art of political lip service, while wandering about golf courses, as the most, ‘asstute’, prat talking, arrogant speaker, a party has even seen  

PRA; President, Royal Asskisser   

 

PRA: ‘Puppet Reared, Asskissenger’

 

tis; it 'tis' what it is, and what it is, is, a ‘trifle’, ass-kissin party 

 

bi-pratisan; a ‘rat-pissin’ (allowing to be pissed upon by enemy rats) party, legacy no better than ‘parsittin’(sitting, goffer, golfer)

 

 

 

bi-pratisan; a dark, dull, insignificant, tar-pissin party (first African American to take a pissing contest)bent-over chicken style, ‘bi-ass-kissin’

‘Pratsident of the United States; Little beach bender(eg of the United States or any country with a prat for a president) 

 

prat; A buttock, or the buttocks; a person's bottom. [from 16th c

 

 

A fool.

 

dutch

 

1. used with op) focused, bent, fixated

 

2. (obsolete) proud, haughty, arrogant

 

A pride, arrogance

 

swedish

 

prat; Speech, talk

 

czech

 

prat; hope for

 

pratum 

 

From Proto-Indo-European *preh?- (to bend).

 

From Middle English prat, from Old English præt, prætt (trick, prank, craft, art, wile), from Proto-Germanic *prattuz (boastful talk, deceit), from Proto-Indo-European *brodno- (to wander about). Cognate with Saterland Frisian prat, Dutch pret (fun, pleasure, gaity), obsolete Dutch prat (cunning, strategem, scheme, a prideful display, arrogance), Low German prot, Norwegian prette (trick), Icelandic prettur (a trick). Related to pretty.

 

 

 

etymology

 Obama; Origins. Luo word Obama means "to bend".

Obama is also a Japanese surname literally meaning "little beach".

 The Luo dialect, Dholuo (pronounced [d?ólúô]) or Nilotic Kavirondo (pejorative colonial term), is the eponymous dialect of the Luo group of Nilotic languages, spoken by about 6 million Luo people of Kenya and Tanzania, who occupy parts of the eastern shore of Lake Victoria and areas to the south.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hip hip PRAy!! hip hip PRAy!!! Keep on Trumpissan all the way!!

You mean hip hip hurray!!??

Ya, but PRAy, like, 'pray' as in pray that we never have a  PRATisan, little beatch-bending party, ever again!  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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28 Aug 2017

bi-trumpissan

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bi-trumpissan adj; Independent, most intimidating and powerful biconic party of one, leader of the pee world; president with the best chance to help end the, ‘pissin-brata’, perpetual political pissing contests that waste time and money 

 

bi-conic; bionic, independent partisan-icon, the real live super-man leader that so many people are afraid and jealous of

bi-trumpissan; what a country gets when electing an independent President who is not beholden to either party or any rules of engagement

 

bi-trumpissan; A party where the bigger person; Trump, with or without dems support, forges ahead a unifying language that goes way beyond policy debates, and pissing competitions

bi-trumpissan; a president’s relentless effort to reach out to, and govern a swamp of Trump hating partisanship, brats (the real bully) who continue to neglect, with noses up, to do the job they are paid to do which is to serve the American people, while encouraging both parties to set aside their differences and collaborate on policy challenges from health care to immigration 

 

 bi-trumpissan; party leadership, that can drastically reduce the wasteful practice of party politician, ‘pissing contests’ aka GOPee-Pee-ers

 bi-trumpissan; Trump leadership (at its worst, rocking a swampy pirate ship that pisses off hard lined progressives, repubes and democraps, e.g Mit romney and Maxine Waters, witch hunters who were not only already pissed off at the get go but are also constantly, ‘taking a piss’ on the President of the, “United” States of America, but never phasing the Donald J Trump drive

bi-trumpissan; a savior and blessing, independent party of one; the first ever, non-politician, no puppet strings attached, president, best fit to lead by example

bi-trumpissan; a party that will make sure both sides start pissing in the right direction, in order for all Americans to ‘win’ because it will take someone like, Trump to finally incinerate (end by firing) the usual, bipartisan, ‘compee-trition’(the attrition from pissing competitions) bickering that’s been pissing away American’s hard earn money into the ‘wind’…..

But of course, the hard, left, Trump haters and fake news media who fail miserably every time to destroy him would still try to, negatively spin sound bites of a good thing, like Trump finally, ‘breaking’ the government’s practice of throwing money into the ‘wind’ by accusing Trump of, ‘breaking wind’, wasting gas, eroding the ozone layer and causing a global warming catastrophe that will end the world as we know it. But then maybe the vexing left will finally really leave the building(the white house) for good, complaining about inheriting Trumps ‘wind’, whereas, the righteous, right’s reaction, would obviously be to stay and celebrate inheriting the ‘win’.    

 

"True love for our people requires us to find common ground, to advance the common good, and to cooperate on behalf of every American child who deserves a brighter future."……..

 

….we can only get there together, We are one people, with one destiny. We all bleed the same blood. We all salute the same flag. And we are all made by the same God."  DONALD J TRUMP

 

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16 Jul 2017

blowgart

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blowgart; What to say to a sexy girl on her birthday while she blows her candles out

blowgart;  When a sexy girl is slow to share a joint or bong with someone, so instead of saying 'dont bogart' you say. 'dont blowgart'                                        

blowgart v; to bogart a blow job, usually seen in adult film threesome scenes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hey bambi, dont blowgart!!

Ok, thumper, heehee, youre right, sharing times a happy time!

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15 Mar 2017

bluecifer

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Bluecifer; the new red hot blue; anyone, or anything fantastically, ‘cool and hot’, a perfect synergistic balance of anything, design, color, products, personalities, looks etc  e.g a ‘red hot design made, ‘bluecifer’, much better with just the right amount of ‘blue’

 

 

Dude that shirt is beyond red-hot, its ‘bluecifer’!!

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12 Dec 2016

bluli

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bluli n; black and blue eye from a 'tormentor'

bluly n; any mark or sign of physical abuse on a person

 

 

Norwegian

blu; shy, unassuming

blu; blue

Samoan

uli

  1. black; blackish (any dark color)

 

 

 

 

 

'hey, is that a 'bluli' i see?'

 'no i ran into a tree' 

'Really??, i may have been born on a Tuesday, but it wasn't last Tuesday. my dear'

 

 

 

 

 

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01 May 2017

bonetrak

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bonetrak; aksi penyelamatan terhadap penculikan anak-anak

bonetrak; rescue action against child abduction

BO; Brain Overload

BO; Beyond Ourselves

Old English

bon; to shine

old French

bon; good

proto-germanic

bone; straight

old norse

bone; advantageous,convenient,friendly

trak; (pronounced as : “track”; the direction and progress of someone or something)

TRAK ; Technology to Recover Abducted  

              Kids

See, bro have the man kidnap a child..

‘Letsmaa’…‘bonetrak’ to safe the child..!!

Call the police please, bro…?!

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28 Feb 2017

bongle doob

 

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bongle doob; aka, ‘dopnophile’, a person who is enthusiastic about anything to do with weed, bongs, doobs and fast food

a bongle doob is also enthusiastic about technology but is too lazy too keep up with the latest trends

bongle; any device, apparatus or thing related to weed, bongs and doobies; to smoke too many bong hits that one bungles an entire day

doob; to smoke a doobie in front of the boobtube

 

bungle; carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome. a mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion

 

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02 Apr 2017

buljezen

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buljezen n,v; love that doesn’t put up with bullshit;  angry with someone you love which means you  actually love them

buljezen; love from one who has the courage to keep a lover in check by setting boundries incredibly well

buljezen is the kind of love one is attracted to in a person not only because of their sharp wit but the strength they have to reign in on poor behavior, keeping one morally in check which in turn makes a person stronger and better

buljezen is love from friends who call you out on stuff if they feel it’s bullshit and that’s more attractive and appealing than having friends who just ‘yes’ you to death

 

Slovenia

jezen; anger

JE; Just Energy, Joint Effort

Zen; a wisdom tradition, derived from the Chinese word chan and Sanskrit dhyana, which means meditation, and the root meaning in Sanskrit is to see to observe, to look; to not deny the anger but to handle it properly

 

 

 

Im sorry I got angry with you last night honey!

Its ok babe, buljezen, i deserved it, you don’t put up with my bull which is actually pretty cool and another reason why I love you

 

 

 

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by truble



12 Dec 2017

Bux Fudy Bar Flie

 

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bux fudy bar flie; (originating from, cj’s bar, “Mula-iya!” and Bats “Shag-rilah”, jakarta)

 

bux fudy bar flie; bar fly girls who actually end up looking like actual ‘flies’, “filling” heads, with ‘lies’, while they hypnotize you with their fire of desire, aka ‘bangpire’, a spell that can make lies fly 

flies; filling heads with lies

flie; a lie that wont  fly

 

bux fudy; menopausal nymphomaniac; a sexual vampire, unleashed after years of sexual fidelity; the most devi-stating, sexually powerful, skilled and sought out for kind of prostitute who is more interested in the, ‘bux’(bule-expat sex, and thrill of the experience, not all the experiences of course) and the endless parade of unimaginable pleasure than any money she may get from it, although a bux fuddy will always say they only do the sex biz for the money which is just an excuse  

 

Profile of a bux fudy bar fliar 

 

A bux fudy is devastatingly sexy and insatiable at the bar. An overly sexual, bar-fly, nympho female, usually, middle aged, divorced mothers with flabby mommy tummies, who pick up many strange men every week in hotel bars, giving a lot of unprotected, xxx, ‘bux’(bule-expat-sex) sex with strange foreign men, many times for free which is why a bux fudy is usually in debt

 

A bux fuddy enjoys(addickshun) to being a prostitute so much they can never quit, even if offered a way out, in order to quit that lifestyle, including a regular job that pays better, or even if someone offered their hand in marriage, they would rather buck any offer in order to keep on buxing like a prostitute

 

A bux fudy will insist she’s not a pathological prostitute and that she doesn’t like having sex with strange men every week and that she desperately wants to get a husband. However, she’ll use the excuse that no one will want a widow with kids. But the real reason a bux fuddy will never try to get another job is simply because she doesn’t want to. She’ll say she’s either too old or that there are no jobs available or shell make up any lame excuse for not trying.

 

A bux fuddy will lead a guy on, making him feel sympathetic towards her in order to get as much sex and romance as she can out of him because that is really what she’s after. And no matter what the client offers to help her quit being a prostitute, she will buck and block any offer in order to continue to be a common bar fly prostitute. She actually doesn’t want a permanent man even if it would make things somewhat less hotel like

 

Its the hunt, the catch and the wild bux sex, is what a bux fudy girl most desires and is why she doesn’t demand that much money for the sex. And sometimes, she won’t accept any money in order to make her feel as if she’s leading a normal life. And if she picks up a certain top performing guy who has the most time to satisfy her the way she wants it, she will bux him for months for free until the bule-expat finally realizes she actually has no intention of ever quitting having sex with many other strange men every week.

 

A bux fuddy only wants enough money to pay for nasi goreng and occasional movie tickets for her kids who have no idea that mommy is a bux fudy, bar fly, bangpire, addick, and will always be a bux fudy, as long as she can attract the bux, but as soon as the looks are gone, the bux stop there.

 

 

 

bux; bucks from bule-expat sex

 

BUX; Bule-expat Sex

 

BUX; Buck Up Xpat(to make a foreigner happy in order to get laid )

 

bucks; oppose or resist (something that seems oppressive or inevitable)

 

bucks; to make someone more cheerful; cheer up, pick up, take heart, perk up

 

buck; dollar

 

scots

 

fud; (vulgar) cunt(vagina), an idiot

 

fudy; fouled-up female sex buddy, addicted to the prostitution life

 

 

FUD; Fear, uncertainty, and doubt

 

 

 

 

dude i wanta marry her, im serious!

Dont even go there bro, shes a bux fudy bar fliar! They are like homeless jobless people who live on the street and even if you give them a job, a home and your love, they will be right back on the street homeless again because its in their blood, just like bux fudy bar fliars, they fill your head with lies and hypnotize and then youl see they arent so pretty, they end up looking like nasty flies, and then youll see right through their 'flies'

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10 Apr 2017

buylylu

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buylylu n;(buy-lie-loo) money can buy fake, materialistic ‘love and affection’; unrequited love; one sided, love not recipricated or returned in kind

buylylu v; to buy love and affection; an attempt to attract someone with money or favors; usually from a man trying to keep a woman attracted to him

buylylu; aka; Nice Guy Manipulation; for a guy to buy love and affection known to lure some women for only short periods of time

buylylu; the idea that some women will allow men to do anything for them, giving money doing favors but it wont make them change how they feel about the man, and wont make the man more attractive because money cannot buy attraction

buy; to pay for, using money or favors

Afrikaans

ly; to suffer

Basque

lu; vagina

Ido

He She

Old French

lu; wolf

Tocharian

lu; animal

Veps

lu; bone

Zazaki

lu; fox

Danish

lu; flame

Italian

lue; syphilis

Latin

lu; luo; I wash, i cleanse, purge, i expiate, i pay, i suffer, i satisfy, to cut off, seperate, free

 

 

 

Note: A great relationship requires, great communication skills and shared value of self worth among many other things

 

 

 

Did you hear what happened to pongky?

What?

He asked his buylylu lover if she would still love him if he didnt give her money

What did she say?

She said sure she would still love him but she would miss him too

LOL!! buylylu dong!!, luv that only last until the money is gone

 

 

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by truble



29 Nov 2016

bye uolls

(exclamation)

bye uolls! n, used in parting during a conversation to confirm all is 'OK', express good wishes, and to give 'blessings'

literally; " 'ok, 'olls korrect', so goodbye to you all, with 'blessings' "

And then you can blow most peoples mind by telling them the origin of "OK", Ever wonder why we say, "OK'?

 

'OK' is ...
A deliberate, humorous corruption of all correct, dating from the 1830s, recognized as one of several possible origins for the term OK
 
 
'i think we've covered it all, so 'bye uolls'??
'ya, bye uolls!!"

 

 

 

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by truble



13 Feb 2017

cakau

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cakau n,v('choc' 'au') naughty or disorderly with chocolate

 

sanskrit

Caka; to be content, to shine

Caka, untuk menjadi konten, untuk bersinar

Chak

chosen one ... derived from Arabic origins ... form of Chakir

Arin language

au; you

Tokelauan

Tongan

Tuvaluan

au; I, me, my.

 

Dutch, finnish

au; ouch!

Icelandic

ou; An exclamation of awe and surprise; wow.

Fijian

au; I, me

Vietnamese

au; bright and cheerful

 

 

 

 

Oh my astaga!!!?? cakau cakau!!??

ya daddy, cakau! cakau! heehee!!

 

 

 

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by truble



15 Sep 2017

camet

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camet adj; capek + macet(pronounced; cha, met), to be totally exhausted(capek) from traffic(macet)

camet(euphemism); "charmed to have met you, im sure" ; like, as nice as being stuck in the middle of a Jakarta traffic jam

a sarcastic or fececious way to say how dreadful or exhausting some new experience was, e.g a meeting with someone not so pleasant

A : Let's go for a drink later.

B : Sorry mate! Camet. I feel so tired after being stucked in traffic jam in Jakarta.

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02 Nov 2017

carah

 

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carah adj; (pronounced, ‘cha-rah’) a mix from the bahasa indonesian words, “marah” + “cinta”

 

carah; marah(angry) dari (from) cinta(love), ‘angry from love’

 

carah; crazy in love, marah(anger); to be angry at someone you regard as precious, the angrier one is, the more love they have for them

 

kalau tidak ada marah lagi, tidak ada cinta

 

If one is carah at the one they love, and then able to apologize for being,

 

CARAH

 

A ‘Crazy, Angry, Rude, Ass, Hater’ which actually equals to = ‘love’, as the word, ‘cara’, actually  means ‘love’ and “friend” in Irish, its hoped that they will be forgiven by the one who is hurt and ‘marah’(angry) and can at least still be friends with the one who lost it and got crazy in love, ‘carah’,

 

cha; You

 

Navajo

 

cha; weeping, crying

 

CHA; Acronym of conhecimento, habilidade e atitude (“knowledge, ability and attitude”).

 

CHA; "Knowledge, ability and attitude", qualities people love in a relationship

 

Quechua

 

chayamuy   is a Quechua word

 

 (Runasimi / Qhichwa simi) Quechua is an Amerind language with about 8 million people in Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Colombia and Argentina. Quechua was the language of the Inca empire which was destroyed by the Spanish in the 16th century.

 

Ay ach

 

chayamuy; to arrive; to arrive at the realization that you were a “RAH”

 

RAH: Ribut Arse-Hole

 

As so you ask for forgiveness, for nothing in return

 

 

 

 

Cara is a female given name of Latin or Irish origin.t has been frequently used mostly in recent times, especially in the 1970s 1980s and 1990s. Kara, the alternative spelling, is from the Cornish word, meaning love.

 

 Cara also means friend in Irish language

 

 

 

Mary C Lamia Ph.D. Intense Emotions and Strong Feelings

 

When love involves an initial state of bliss, it can later make you feel sick or crazy whether or not the object of your affection has left your life. Bliss is an emotion that people seek. A surge of extreme pleasure and rapture is felt when it is activated, and you seem to transcend your self or merge with another person. Bliss is often felt as love, sensory or sexual pleasure, anticipation of high excitement, or a meditative state (Ekman, 2003). Perhaps its evolutionary purpose was to attach people together regardless of rational thinking. When a blissful state is experienced, such as in an intense romantic encounter, the craving and need to recreate it can be powerful.

 

Some people are tempted to compare a current long-term relationship with one that potentially can activate, or has activated, a blissful state involving sensual pleasure. Comparing a person with whom you have had a long-term relationship to someone new, unavailable, or forbidden who activates bliss in you makes a reasonable assessment impossible. Psychophysiological responses that are commonly experienced in those who are possessed by new love include highly pleasurable experiences of euphoria and increased energy (Fisher, 2000). Bliss-triggering attraction is associated with altered brain chemistry such as increased levels of dopamine and norepinephrine, and decreased levels of serotonin, all of which return to normal levels between 6 and 18 months into a relationship (Fisher, 2000; Marazzitti, Akiskal, Rossi, & Cassano, 1999).

 

Longing to be with the one with whom you anticipate experiencing a blissful state leads to thinking that is obsessive and distracted. I've seen many people in my practice who are lovesick because they cannot be with the object of their passion for any number of reasons. Most of the time it is because the one they profess to love happens not to be the person with whom they are partnered or is someone who is inaccessible at the time.   In such cases, being lovesick is a state of being caught up in the fantasy that the passionate love they experience in stolen moments can exist forever in reality. Stolen moments in a blissful state, such as in an affair, simply create physiological responses perpetuating a belief that, in the long term, the impossible is probable. Eventually, however, it can make you sick or crazy even though it begins on an intensely positive note.

 

Although I have not conducted a formal study, decades of clinical experience has convinced me that a variety of situations having to do with blissful love can produce emotional and physical illness. I am most struck by the confluence of autoimmune disorders when people are involved in blissful relationships that are wrought with conflict and ambivalence. At one moment the partner is sacred and the object of a blissful experience, yet the next moment he or she is the trigger for anger and pain. I don't have proof, and such proof would be difficult to obtain, that such love makes people sick. Nevertheless, I have witnessed numerous accounts in my practice of people who become sick from a blissful love relationship that is intermittent or has turned bad, particularly in those who are involved with narcissistic partners.

 

Addictions and relapse from addictions are not uncommon in those who are in an intensely blissful but conflicted relationship, or in those who are attempting to recover from one. Longing, grief, anger, shame, or guilt represent emotions that may be activated in the aftermath of a relationship that was colorfully painted by bliss. Addictions mask the pain of an ambivalent relationship or from the loss of bliss, and they hide the longing to experience the blissful state again. In her research on the neurological effects of withdrawing from a romantic (blissful) relationship, Helen Fisher (2004) demonstrated that such experiences ignite regions of the brain that are similar to withdrawal from a cocaine addiction.

 

Such illness is not limited to the romantic pair, but can also extend to a partner who is neglected or devalued because a known or unknown third party infiltrates the partnership. Imagine, for example, a married man who is involved with a woman other than his wife. Although consciously his wife may not be aware of the existence of the other woman she will unconsciously pick up cues because she is treated differently by her husband, and because he behaves differently, in spite of his efforts to do otherwise. Unconsciously or consciously people become aware of infidelity. They may not want to acknowledge the indicators but their blood pressure may rise or their immune system may become compromised. They may also suddenly pay attention to, or engage, the wandering partner when previously their attention was waning.

 

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People also become sick of themselves when they are addicted to intermittent blissful experiences in a relationship. They make excuses to themselves, as well as to their friends and people who do love them, in order to stay in a relationship that is also disturbing or disruptive to them. Intermittent bliss in such situations may be the most lethal of doses. It is reminiscent of an early experimental psychology study about intermittent reinforcement; in this case, regarding pigeons who received a food pellet when they pecked on a red dot. Those who learned to expect the delivery of a pellet at consistent intervals limited their pecking. However, when a food pellet was delivered intermittently and unpredictably, the pigeons frantically and crazily pecked at the dot. When it comes to seeking bliss, humans may not be any more evolved than pecking pigeons.  As a result, the craving for blissful love can make you sick or crazy.

 

 

 

For information regarding my books about emotions: http://www.marylamia.com (link is external)

 

This blog is in no way intended as a substitute for medical or psychological counseling. If expert assistance or counseling is needed, the services of a competent professional should be sought.

 

References

 

Ekman, P. (2003). Emotions revealed: Recognizing faces and feelings to improve communication and emotional life. New York:  Holt.

 

Fisher, H. (2004). Why we love: The nature and chemistry of romantic love. New York: Holt.

 

Fisher, H. (2000). Lust, attraction, attachment: Biology and evolution of the three primary emotion systems for mating, reproduction, and parenting. Journal of Sex Education and Therapy, 25(1), 96-104.

 

 

 

Why you so down, so marah?

Because i wished my 'carah' had more cinta than marah, now i must minta 'cara', apologize and ask for forgiveness, go the easier, softer, sweeter way, where you prove you really love a friend ....   

 

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28 Feb 2017

cerealogy

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cerealogy n(cearal-ogy); the science of cereals; the breakfast of champions , e.g from understanding how cereal gets soggy, trying to get it not too crunchy, not too soggy but just right, to determine the best cereal to eat while watching your favorite cartoons

 

cerealogy; the science of e-juice breakfast vaping, meant to help you take the best parts of the morning with you, make everyday a Sunday morning by waking up to an amazing homemade breakfast with no spoon needed

 

 

 

 

 

Hey bro how bout skippin skoo and having some breakfast of champs!!??

Ya, ‘cerealogy’!! My favorite subject! Where to??

Where else but "Vaporized", Duncanville Texas, the best rocking  vap spot in town!!

 

 

 

 

 

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25 Feb 2017