01 Dec 2017


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cona-opaths n; any female claiming minority status(usually, in order to thwart an enemy) even when there is absolutely no physical resemblance, or documented confirmation


cona-opaths; a female, ‘political psychopath’, who will stop at nothing in order to tear (especially her male, superior) an opponent down




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Cona;cona f (pluralconas)


1.   (vulgar) vagina






1.   (vulgar)damn




Old Irish




 m (genitivecon, nominative pluralcoin)


1.   dog, hound


2.   wolf






cum (pluralcus)


1.   (Brazil,vulgar)arsehole or asshole (anus)


2.   (Portugal,vulgar)ass, arse, butt


3.   (Brazil,vulgar) an annoying or boring person


4.   (Brazil,vulgar) anything annoying, boring or somewhat bad






co; variant of ‘cu’


cu; a hoot




Cona is Portuguese vernacular for vagina. The most accurate English translation would be cunt. Apparently it's also a common italian last name and an italian town (near Venice). Levar na cona




opath- opathy. A suffix that denotes a disease or disorder, as in neuropathy (a disorder of the peripheral nerves).


opath ; From Ancient Greekπ?θος (páthos, “suffering”).


psychopath; unstable, aggressive person










Can you believe this blue eyed, blonde haired, lady formally registered herself as a minority Indian??!!


Ya, well she’s what we Indians call a, 'cona-opaths',''half, dirty dog, half, Hungry wolf = dolfH ” ; a 'dolfH, Hitler’,psychopath, mixed with 'Standing Bull-shit' would reason that just because her father fantasized about having sex with younger Indian girls, it qualifies her to be Indian

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07 Mar 2018

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better words, vibrating oxytocin, zigzagging through our viens, transcending master brains which is like bustin a cap in the amount of all the mass shooting insanes























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13 Nov 2019

A crock of Schiff

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A crock of Schiff n; a phrase describing, a piss poor democracy's bunch of, 'shifty, shifts', doing, 'Schiffty' business that eventually only ends up, ‘sinking’ their own, 'Schiff'


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The contrast between Adam Schiff’s parody rendition of Trump’s telephone conversation with President Zelensky of Ukraine on July 25, 2019 as a "classic organized crime shakedown", and the actual nature of the phone call, is so stark it needs to be emphasized. The call wasn't about asking a foreign power to "make up dirt" on a political opponent to influence an election, but in part was asking a favor to reopen the investigation on Mykola Zlochevsky that had been shut down when Joe Biden got the prosecutor Shokin fired and "solid" Lutsenko replaced him. But instead of nailing Zlochevsky, within 10 months "Burisma announced that Mr. Lutsenko and the courts had "fully closed" all "legal proceedings and pending criminal allegations" against Mr. Zlochevsky and his companies." The "bad guy" got off scot free. It doesn't add up and smells like corruption, and Trump is asking Zelensky to assist.



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10 Jan 2020



acknomplish v; to ‘acknowledge’ all you’ve ‘accomplished’, in or order to help fuel your, motivation to move forward, dreaming on to what you truly believe, can be achieved.

And then nominate yourself an achievement award, and celebrate because you didn’t quit, you believed

This will associate, fun, excitement, and positivity with your accomplishments so you can enjoy the ride, like a, happy, ‘drimo liver’, relaxed in the back of the, 'Cadillac', instead of being the, stressed out, ‘limo driver’, on the verge of, a 'heart attack', racing on to the next destination, way too fast, risking, energy and creativity, burnout out, a journey, pace that won’t last   


In a bar somewhere in Texas, USA

Why is that guy so happy, what is he celebrating?

He's, 'acknomplishing' the fact that he has survived another year in Texas without getting shot by some gun toting nut case


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15 Oct 2019

Adolf Belittler

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Adolf Belittler n; master belittler, aka 'betillter' ; a belittler to those deserving to be belittled, or just an extremely cruel and abusive belittler

Adolf Belitler; one who is constantly 'lit'(stoned)

An Adolf Belittler can be one who is bad or good. They can abuse their abusive belittling power, or can use it to knock someone into a higher level playing field in order to finally win


betillter n(be-tillt-er); one who belittles to a tilt; an extreme belittler who constantly puts down someone else's play, until they tilt




Why are you being such an Adolf Belittler!!!

Because I want you to get so pissed off youll finally win a game!!!


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13 Nov 2019



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Ahcrocricy n(A-croc-ricy); the ‘democracy’ of


a ‘crock of Schiffs’;


aka; the Adam's family; a bunch of silly, shifty, shifts, doing 'schiffty' business that only ‘sinks’  ‘schips’, draining themselves down their own dirty, swampy, 'schiff-hole'  




Ahcroc-riceyn(a-croc-ricey);  democratic, dicey, race of, ‘mixing business with displeasures'; a croc of complete nonsense




Ahcroc-ricey; a Democratic Party who defended slavery, started the Civil War, fought against every civil rights act in US history, got filthy rich, but left the country deep in debt while creating the dirtiest croc of schiffhole, swamp things, a White House has ever had, is, ‘Ahcroc-ricey’, disguised as democracy










1.     skew, oblique, slanted, crooked








schif (masculine schifen, neuter schiift, comparative méi schif, superlative am schiifsten)


1.    skew, oblique, slanted, crooked






SCHIFF; School for Children with Hindered Intelligence, Held in a Freak Factory




SCHIFF; Severe Closed Head Injury of a Frosted Flake’s Final Frenzy






Schiffen; to urinate








(of a person or their manner) appearing deceitful or evasive.


"a shifty, fast-talking lawyer"


ricey; ridiculously, dicey






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23 Sep 2018

Amor fatties

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Amor fatties; love your fate’ and your ‘fatty’ for this will keep you from going batty


From the idea that its easier to accept the mind set, of Nietzsche’s, ‘Amor fati’ ( Latin, ‘love your fate’), which keeps one from going batty, as long as you love it whilst enjoying an occasional, ‘fatty’, as many believe that weed and hashish is very similar to Nietzsche (who apparently also used opium) because cannibus doesn’t create an escape from reality it actually makes one more aware of their surroundings than if one were sober, giving the effect that just makes you say, ‘yes’ I know about the chaos! so frikin what!!? All that matters is my happy, healthy spirit, along with sustenance and some cool countenance


“A bit of hash is justified under extreme stress. That's what Nieszche said.
Of course he was always under extreme stress. I don't know how much he smoked. I'd be curious to find out which works he wrote on a high”




Amor fati (lit. "love of fate") is a Latin phrase that may be translated as "love of fate" or "love of one's fate". It is used to describe an attitude in which one sees everything that happens in one's life, including suffering and loss, as good or, at the very least, necessary, in that they are among the facts of one's life and existence, so they are always necessarily there whether one likes them or not. Moreover, amor fati is characterized by an acceptance of the events or situations that occur in one's life.[1]











So whats your secret? You never seem to let it get to you..

Amor fatties!!!! It does get to me but i love it because it already happened. You either get bitter or better, its your choice, keep the crud or kill it with bud, for id say BudsWiser than having any alcohol or beer 

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11 Jan 2018





Amyxican’t (a mixican’t); any rude cuntspiculous, Mexican chick using an American name such as, ‘Amy’, but can’t pull it off, only ends up acting like a 'merk', a mexican jerk


Amyixcan't is similar to when a white guy tries to act black which would be ‘wack’


Merk; a mean, Mexican jerk




Urban dick




merk: noun; some one who goes on 4chan all day, avoiding their necessities of life, even in causing stress, drama and anger in other peoples lives.




To diss, to intellectually injure someone.


to "creep on" or stalk people (or a certain person) via the internet, usually on a social networking site like facebook


Merk is a combination of mean and jerk. A merk would not understand what they are being called because mean jerks are not intelligent. You can also combine other words to make your own insults that not many will understand; insulting them on a new level and not explaining your madness behind it. You're welcome.


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10 Sep 2017



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apemanasan v(apeman-asan); to hit and run on a, hun (short for honey); irregular, lazy lover, chumpansy, monkey-ass, foreplay

Asturian and Spanish

asan, asar, to roast


asan; fish


asan; male donkey ass


to pester, to plague 



 asan, asa; plague ; An ornamental staff held by a ruling monarch as a symbol of power


chumpansy; the bitch in the relationship;

 chump; (opposite of Trump) a blockhead; a loser. Or The thick end, especially of a piece of wood or of a joint of meat.

 pansy; Someone who has the intelligence of a chimpanzee and makes stupid decisions


apemanasan; gorilla-arfware, foreplay; by a man who barely bothers to, shower or take his clothes off before intercourse, and after a quick, whambam, thankyou mam climax, rolls over, and goes to sleep



 arf; Representing the sound of a dog's bark.

 arf; Sometimes has the same connotations of sexual innuendo as woof.



when you have just raped, destroyed, dissed, BxR'd or had multiple counts of unprotected sex, this is your war cry afterwards. Urban dictionary

Gorilla arf-ware; tactical sexual weapon that backfires





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21 Jun 2017


appsent-minded adj; absent minded, because of excessive multitasking between apps on phone, pc and other gadgets, causing ‘stimulation overload’, which further pushes the brain into overdrive making one to not only forget how to talk and focus but no longer able to enjoy the more simple organic activities in life such as visiting friends in person or just calling them to talk instead of text

appsent-minded; to pretend to pay attention to someone while holding a hand phone, texting or waiting for a text,  rather than e.g, holding her hand, looking into her eyes, sincerely listening and hearing what she is trying to communicate to you

appsent-minded; consumate multitasker, which really only amounts to just, ‘splitting one’s own brain’ into what researchers have called, “spotlights”, making the brain frantically switch back and forth, focusing only a few seconds on  each activity, thus being less productive

appsent-minded; multitasker, considered to be very bad because they are less productive and skills like filtering out irrelivent information declines



waz up my main man??

Ahh, not much, why did you want to meet and why are you talking so strange?

Well, I thought we should meet cause its been so long(about 6 months) since ive used my vocal cords, almost forgot how to talk, kinda forgot what my best friend and business partner looked like, and im multitasking so much, im becoming, “appsent-minded”, im actually seeing the spotlights in my splitted brain, like a fire-pinball game… We’re not accomplishing much because were relying more on machines than our own brain power which is making us less productive, dumb  and numb to the world around us…

So what else is on your mind?


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14 Jan 2018




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ARK diam!, Seize the day!! With…..


“Acts of Random, Kappiness!; happiness from speading ‘Kindness’; have a diamond day!


ARK--diam!: ‘deize the ‘say!(seize the day, watch what you say) performing at least one act of kindness in a day spreads ‘kappiness’ the happiest kind of happiness there is 


Trusting much on words we create today will most definitely benefit tomorrow


Where ‘carpe diem’ is the more hedonistic, ‘just do it’, master-celebrator of; just, ‘enjoying the present while trusting little on what tomorrow may bring’


then, ‘ARK- diam’ would transcend that mantra to remind us we can do more than just enjoy the present, we can trust what tomorrow will bring by what we do today, spreading kindness, as it plays a most important part of many positive tomorrows and all the beauty it will bring; And that is priceless, much more precious than the world’s most valuable, ‘diamond ring’


performinging a single, random act of kindness while seizing a day, will not only generate ‘kappiness’ (a much deeper, more gratifying joy that goes way beyond mere happiness)it will also insure a better tomorrow, as people and words are more precious than any, ‘diamonds are forever’

ARK-diam, a seized day employing, Kindness/Kappiness is a language where the ‘deaf’ can hear and the ‘blind’ can see, add to that miracle, ‘Infinite Intelligence’ whose always watching, and you’ll get the power of 3, so we trust those good words used today, like good deeds in reaping what we sow, will benefit many more tomorrows as we go


ARK-diam; seize the day, in an energetic, competitive and have fun, sevousplay', kind of way,


but be ready to get cut like a diamond for what you believe in today….


for as long as you balance it all with a random act of ‘kindness’, that’s it! Youre in! Youre a precious, refined, ‘diamond king pin’ ….


which basically means no matter what happens to you that day, it'll always be recorded by the power of 3 invested in thee, as a bonafide, “Arkapp diamant”, ‘seized ‘win’


The ‘kapp’ in ARK?


seizing the day spreading ‘kappiness’, goes beyond the enjoyment one gets from just pleasing oneself to be happy, kappy is more precious than diamonds


ARKapp-diamant!’ kappiness mantra (preferably used first thing in the morning, look at self in mirror, raise right hand as if you were tipping a hat to yourself) then confirm the following:  


“I am a precious diamond; a chunka, chunka, burning love, smoldering coal that did very well under pressure, so nothing can break me or my destiny, or even this dreamy day, as long as I remember to be, ‘kappy’, which goes way beyond just plain ‘happy’ when measured in ‘kind’…


ARK-diam!!! Enjoy your day, and don’t forget kappy!!, You don’t have to be cruel to be kind!!”


ARKapp diamant!!; Successful end to an ARK diam day…..

Kappiness;  kind + happy = ‘kappiness’





kapp n (genitive singular kapps, no plural)


1.  zeal, eagerness


2.  energy, effort


3.  competition




kap (first-person singular past tense kapa, participle kapur)


1.  grab


2.  catch


3.  grip




kap; to get, to receive




kap; catch




dei, dey


1.  inflection of deyja:


to die



deize(day + seize); short for ‘seize the day’(carp-diem), with God


deize, dei deus! Seize the day with God and be ready to Die for what you believe in


Nobiscum deus ("God with us") was a battle cry of the late Roman Empire and of the Byzantine Empire. The name Amadeus translates to "for love of God". The genitive/dative dei occurs in such phrases as Roman Catholic organization Opus Dei (work of God), Agnus Dei (Lamb of God) and Dei Gratia (By the Grace of God).




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23 Jan 2020



Arttkir n; Automated Real Time Traktir;


ArttKiraly, like a cool, talented, group of IT kings and Engineers, relaxing and enjoying food and beveridges via an artistic, inspired, ice-breaking,


Arttkir-traktir, real time, face to face, informal, collaboration and examination of an upcoming project, pre-brainstorming for general ideas to be clear  




GPS Arttkir: the exact time and location always sent out early enough to expect the whole team to be here    



traktir; treat 






király ; king


1.                  (slang) cool








IT Master 'Diko': Hey, really look forward to the Arttkir!!


'Director' of IT Masters: Ya me too!! Im glad we are having the Arttkir here and not in Texas

Diko; Why is that?

Director; First of all, they have no time for a traktir in Texas, all the IT teams are outsourced to India....... and in Texas its much more expensive because I must buy everyone on the team either a heavy duty farm tracktor or a Toyota, then i must pull all the employees to the traktir location using a heavy duty farm traktor..... its called the texas 'trakdition' , a traktir tradition, complete with loaded guns, live amo, and disgrunted cowboy nutcases intent on shooting someone if they dont get the tracktor they ordered.......  not advisable if you want to live.....



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12 Dec 2017



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ashek Ittaqullah; a Turkish/Arabic phrase that doesn’t mean;

“I shake-itwith-tequila!!!, like a drunken prostitute, it means……


Ashek!‘be bright’ (be smart, not a dumb, light, 'air-head', bangpire, bar fliar)


Ittaqullah!‘fear God’, embrace the spirit of love and be faithful (not the spirit of slamming back shots of tequila, while leading a reckless sex life 


The husband tries to explain to the wife the real meaning of Ashek-Ittaqullah....... 







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Husband: " Sweetheart Im sorry but youve been a flight attendant now for almost 10 years, you're gone flying around the world most of the time, so i think its about time you quit and come home to your husband and 3 kids, we miss you and need you

 Wife; How dare you request such a thing from me!!? You were the one who left me 5 times every week, and before you left the house every morning you would tell me you were going to 'shake it-with tequila, drinking with girls all day.... ive just been doing the same thing you have but just around the world, with men!

Husband: Baby!! First of all, I was going to the office, to work, you know provide for the family as we do? And, when I said, "Ashek Ittaqulah" it was to remind you to, be smart, fear God, love your husband and kids, and be faithful!! You are a Muslim you know.

Wife; Oops, my bad, I guess, but your timing is not so good bb, ive just been hired by the new airline, Girludah-Air and was already personally promoted to the Mile-High, 'Tight Afflendant' club, by Captain Spitt himself, in his, super cool, Bad Spitt cock-Pitt,  which means I get to wear a sexier, tighter fitting, uniform and visit more exotic countries etc, and i cant just quit like that, Id have to first break up with all my "Foreign friends, with benefits" if you know what i mean, (they've earned a lot of miles with me), I couldnt do that to them, you know im a nice girl!!

Husband; I think its time for a divorce

Wife; What did I do this time honey!!?? You know i cant cook!!? ....


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02 Nov 2018

Ask me if I caravan

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Ask me if I caravan!; (rhetorical phrase) for millions of fair minded people who didn’t buy into the ridiculous, “caravan of immigrants” card

"Ask me if i caravan" can be used when you want someone, especially liberal lobbits, to stop annoying you


“Ask me if I caravan” can also be used as a response to sum up just about anything that is completely ludicrice or just as a GOP / Trump supporter interjection, and reminder of vilification for a president who was hired to protect a country, our homeland



"On the theory that you can judge a president by his critics, Donald Trump must be hitting the bull’s-eye with his warnings about the ­migrants vowing to smash through our border. We know this because the usual suspects — the New York Times and CNN, among ­others — are accusing Trump of making much ado about next to ­nothing."






What do you think about  those poor migrants!!!

Ask me if i caravan!!!

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13 Mar 2019


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astrokickacy n; of the highest, quality; a sytem of govt/society, run by the best, most qualified, unified and scrupulous team

astrokickacy; a step up, shake up, ‘kickass govt and team’; re-asserting leadership on the world stage


astro; short for astronomical



Spanish Portugese and Latin

astro m (plural astri)

1.                   (astronomycelestial bodystar

2.                   (figuratively) A person exceptionally talented or famous in a specific field; star


Hey i thought you were moving out of the country if Trump won?


Ya, i was, but im kinda digging this cool, new, astrokickacy govt over the last couple hundred years of kakistocracy 

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07 Oct 2018



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avenattirny v; having a teer (a cry) is what a democrat does each time Trump punches one of their many evil acts in the face, which not only stops their diabolical scheme, it reveals how low dems can go which just further pumps up a stronger USA Trump team





Look at the poor liberals ‘avenattirny’crying like babies !


You know what im doin now?


Havin a celebration, beerny!!  


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07 Oct 2018

Avenattirny Outlaw

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Avenattirny Outlaw n; low-life, 3rd rate, porn star attorney that takes a disgraceful debacle to the lowest level


A deep-state, rooted, ‘low life’, pot hole, swallow whole, ‘attorney’, among the lowest kind of stink hole lawyers money/democrats can buy,the type of  “ligal”, (liberal legal) representation scumbags aquire when all else fails and the low-life try to claw their way out of an, avenatti, rock bottom, sinkhole, like rats in a pit   







1.    (geology, caving) pit cave, pit (natural cave with predominantly vertical shafts)


Synonyms: gouffre,

(geology) sinkhole (US), swallow hole (UK)


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07 Oct 2018


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Avenaughttiest v; is the most classless ‘act’ an attorney can perform on a most innocent class act






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26 Feb 2017



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awinr n(a winner); Not just 'a winner', but an exemplary ‘inner winner’,  awinr in another class

The most ‘unique’ awe inspiring, well liked kind of self made winner, in business, family, and in all aspects of life

‘awinr’; aka, ‘inner winner’, is a master of psychological tactics in business and life using the most powerful performing enhancer of all, his ‘inner winning mind’; with supreme levels of confidence, commitment and self discipline and an innate ability to put himself into any state of mind desired within seconds, can maintain concentration and focus coping with stress and tention, all while being able to relax and enjoy the finer things in life.

But what makes awinr most unique is his love for family, he never forgets his friends and where he came from, has empathy for those less fortunate, and is constanty, mentally aware of his surroundings as ‘awinr’ always sees it coming.













Man that guy is really successful, and he's such a great guy too! how does he do it!!?

He's a 'awinr', no one quite like him"









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28 Nov 2019


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awot n;  one who is a thousand times smarter than one of 'little wit’ is one, well travelled, combined with much more wisdom and true-grit. 


awot n; a lot of wit; a lot of 'watt'(electricity);about a thousand watts


AWOT ; “A World Of Travel” = wisdom/wit from a world of experience, PLUS true grit



true grit



Being a gritty person means that the one tends to stick to their goals despite numerous issues, problems, setbacks and failures. The person has firmness of mind and unyielding courage. The synonyms of true grit are: fortitude. determination







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16 Jan 2020



bahasat; a ‘baha’( meaning, ‘valuable’in Persian and Azberaijani)


sahabat> friend, ‘teman’ :)


is your, Bahasa(language/culture/helper) ‘teacher friend’, of the highest value(‘baha’), ‘friend’ one can depend, regarded to be your special, ‘sahabat’ because they actually help you a lot, not asking for anything in return which is a gift because, bahasat friends, ‘learn’, a more solid kind of friendship, that must be earned




bahasat; sahabat friends equally exchanging valuable, ‘baha’ lessons about each others Bahasa and culture, without costing each other a dime, but if only one bahasat friend, shares their time and money, teaching the other Bahasa and culture, your bahasat friend may be in pretend, turning out to be just another, ‘sahabat’, money hungry vulture, in the end






Baha; valuable





Hey what do you think of Vino?




He’s the real deal ‘bahasat’, unconditional friend…. Like a brother you can depend to the end





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07 Feb 2017


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bahlwerg v,n; to leave a ball game early and miss an amazing comback usually because of a lack of faith in one's team

bahlwerg; to blame someone else for having to leave an event too early, especially blaming the youngest of kin

bahlwerg; to jump the gun and miss the fun




1. An exclamation of disgust: yuck





indicates astonishment, resignation and despise; usually used after noticing or hearing something you don't like or you don't know what to think about, to avoid commenting or giving an answer to a question.



1. indicates disdain or unbelief

Word Origin and History for bah

exclamation of contempt, 1817, perhaps c.1600, probably from French bah, Old French ba, expressing surprise, scorn, dismay. Perhaps simply a natural exclamation in such situations; cf. Greek babai!, an exclamation of surprise.


WERG; short for;  We R Going






awful, terrible






Alright ive had enough, werg!! werg!!! were out of here, we have no chance to comeback


But daddy it aint over til its over, don’t do another “bahlwerg” on me again!! jumpin the gun and missin the fun!!??

You look sick and I miss Ted, lets beat the traffic and get you off to bed

Ok dad but if they comeback and win its on you and Ted, so how bout you go ahead instead cause im a loyal fan, im not a jump the gun, bahlwerg, teddy goober!! so I think i'll just wait until the game is over and then ill take an uber  !!!







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02 Jan 2020



Sleeping in Airports











bandur v; to sleep in an airport

from the Indonesian words, ‘bandara’(airport) + tidur(sleep) + ban(tire) combined with English ‘endure’  + 'band-aid' in order to cure so a traveler can endure






Hey! look at sofi she's still at the airport, why didnt she get a room at a hotel!?

Ya, dont wake her, she decided to, 'bandur',  had no energy to look for a hotel which would be very expensive just for a few hour nap.

hmm, good idea! A 'bandur' saves a bundle, makes sense.... Maybe thats why she's the CFO of our company.






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10 Dec 2017


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Bangpire;  a ‘Dev-ill’ in disguise(see bux fuddy) a lady of the night and or day(originating from the Bangpire Bats gang of CJ's bar Mula-iya! and 'Bats' Shag-rilah' hotels of Indonesia, ) much worse than any vampire because they are very real and unlike vampires they don’t want your blood, they want the guy to suck their blood and are extremely clever with tricking the guy into drinking the bangpires first blood taste like a powerful potion that conjures a spell the guys will feel theyre falling in love when theyre really on their way to cinta(love) monyet(monkey) hotel hell


bangpire; when a girl, especially a prostitute, seduces or tricks a guy into bed without warning the guy before he continues and when its too late even though he notices the red in bed the spell compells him to go ahead 

A  bangpire will play guys into an emotional feel by banging and mashing them down, destroying love and taking hearts is a bangpires favorite thing to steal


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18 Dec 2017



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barf-flies; facebook-relationship-braggers;

Couples who display, over the internet, a lot of markers for narcissistic personality disorders known as the least secure in relationships; 2 flie couples who brag about their relationship are the ones most in trouble as they are only trying to mask their own insecurities, and at the same time seeking reassurance from others  

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15 Nov 2017


batam-eters v; to be-cum-quam(in with a certain way, especially a balanced degree)  staying young(bata) by way of natural, medicinal, activities proven to rejuvenate, usually things that some still consider to be taboo improper, immoral, or evil  


batam-eter; a master at eating, drinking and leading a merrily wild, balanced cum-quam, healthy, lifestyle


batam-eter; one who shines, a youthful glow, energetic and extremely happy   




bata’ (young,youthful) ‘m’(medicinal, i.e master-bater, mouth/muff-kissing, meditate, massage, medicate, medical marijuana, magical mushrooms






bata; young, sweetheart, to persevere; to endure, to bear


to grow young again; to be rejuvenated




Borrowed from Old French baer (“to open the mouth”); compare French bayer.


ba (third-person singular simple present bas, present participle baing, simple past and past participle baed)


  1. (transitive, obsolete) To kiss


ba (plural bas)


  1. In ancient Egyptian mythology, a being's soul or personality, represented as a bird-headed figure, which survives after death but must be sustained with offerings of food






  1. (Fante) come


Haitian Creole




  1. give




to be (doing something)






  1. to be
  2. to become






ba-dum ching


Imitating a drum roll and cymbal crash played as a comic sting.


(humorous) Used to underscore or acknowledge a joke; the noise that you make after someone tells a joke, can be done orally or by a drum kit.






Suffix appended to words to create a kinship term





ba-dongadong; slang, penis and breast


ba da bing, ba da boom




An exclamation describing something that happens quickly and easily : went in to get a tattoo—ba da bing, ba da boom




From Thai ????? (yaa-bâa, “madness drug”).


ya ba


  1. (rare, chiefly Asia) A tablet containing a mix of methamphetamine and caffeine, popular among drug users in Thailand.


Crimean Tatar




1.    teeming, full


From Old English t?man, whence also team.


teem (third-person singular simple present teems, present participle teeming, simple past and past participle teemed)


  1. To be stocked to overflowing.
    • Sir Walter Scott


his mind teeming with schemes of future deceit to cover former villainy


  1. To be prolific; to abound.


Risk is everywhere. From tabloid headlines insisting that coffee causes cancer (yesterday, of course, it cured it) to stern government warnings about alcohol and driving, the world is teeming with goblins.


  1. To bring forth young, as an animal; to produce fruit, as a plant; to bear; to be pregnant; to conceive; to multiply


To think fit






From Proto-Indo-European *téh?m, accusative of *séh?, feminine of *só. Conf er with its masculine form Latin tum, as in cum-quam.




cum; with




  1. in what (which) way, to what (which) degree; how, how much, as much as, as far as


tam; pikul ----units of measure) A traditional South and East Asian unit of weight, based upon the load of a shoulder pole and varying by place and over time but usually standardized at about 60 kg.






root of eten 'to eat' + -er


eter; to eat


From Latin aeth?r (“the upper pure, bright air”), from Ancient Greek α?θ?ρ (aith?r, “upper air”), from α?θω (aíth?, “I burn, shine”).


Norwegian Bokmål


From Old Norse eta, from Proto-Germanic *etan?, from Proto-Indo-European *h?ed-.


ete (imperative et, present tense eter, passive etes, simple past åt, past participle ett, present participle etende)


  1. to eat




et; to set out for; to strive'


et; thirst




From Proto-Indo-European *éti. Cognate with Old English prefix ed- (“anew, again”). More at ed-.


et; beans, meat, and amperstand, the number ‘8’ Chinese lucky number





Hey whats that happy sexy couples secret, how do they keep looking so young!!

Theyre 'batam-eters', healthy balanced, thrill seekers, not filthy naysaying bottom feeders, theyre on a constant physical and spiritual adventure

reveal "batam-eters"

by truble

18 Jan 2017



bathers-klite n; premeditated excuse, before being asked out on a date

a deliberate hint, to turn a date down with a lame excuse

bathers-klite v; a scramble to avoid an obvious jabberwocky


klite; a polite, 'klutsen', plight; a get away from a rambling kluts


klutsen; to scramble or get away









So whats up with you this weekend?

Oh, aah, a lot, i gotta shave my doggy's butt tonight"















reveal "bathers-klite"

by truble

31 Dec 2019


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begong adj; to be ‘bego’(dumb) by way of, ‘bohong’ (lying/cheating) and can be dangerous the way ‘Wobbegong’ carpet sharks, (ambush predators), attack their prey

begong n; a stupid person disguised as a clever, cheating Wobbegong, carpet shark   


literally, "be gone, you bego, 'stupid', bohong, 'lying', goblok, 'dumb dumb'! You've, wronged, now you be gonged!! so long, begong!






Wobbegongs make use of their relative invisibility to hide among rocks and catch smaller fish which swim too close, typical of ambush predators.


They have many small but sharp teeth and their bite can be severe, even through a wetsuit; having once bitten, they have been known to hang on and can be very difficult to remove.




bego; stupid/dumb


bohong; lie/cheat

Old English  




begong m


  1. course, passage, circuit
  2. region, territory, expanse
  3. business, undertaking, service


Wobbegong; carpet shark






I can’t believe my millionaire boss, could lie and cheat me the way he did!!??



Ding dong, ding dong!!! Because your rich boss is the king of “begong”!! a ‘bego’, stupid, ‘bohong’, liar, liar, pants on fire, 'rich man', more likely to cheat and lie, than anyone else can…… but he's only begonging himself, and will be gonged, forever, exiled, to a burning, inferno, infinity and beyond, begong land…   

reveal "begong"

31 Jan 2019

belestial seeing

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belestial seeing n(a polite phrase); a blessing to have met such a beautiful, celestial being


belestial seeing n; to see a miracle that makes everything all right and beautiful again

belestial seeing v; a beautiful, angelic, encounter



belestial seeing n; an encounter with an angel aura;  a reincarnated, enlightened human

belestial seeing; to meet someone who is vibrationally close to you


bele; beautiful woman well-dressed; reigning beauty," 1620s, from French belle , from Old French bele , from Latin bella , fem. of bellus "beautiful, fair" (see bene-).




1.                  in/into him/her/it



Isthmus Zapotec



1.                  flame


Isthmus Zapotec, also known as Juchitán Zapotec, is a Zapotecan language spoken in Tehuantepec and Juchitán de Zaragoza, in the Mexican state of Oaxaca. Guevea de Humboldt Zapotec, a different language, is sometimes referred to as "Northern Isthmus Zapotec." Wikipedia


The phrase,"belestial seeing" is dedicated to "Celeste", a Bartender at Hooters, Dallas Texas(the biggest hooters in the world)

Dude!!! i just had a 'belestial seeing'

whats that!!??

A modern day miracle performed by a celestial being

reveal "belestial seeing"

by artigs

15 Jan 2020


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beleted adj; belatedly, deleted, ie; a belated tweet, delete; to delete, misleading or derogatory remarks, apologizing after the damage has already been done



Tell the opposition leader the nasty tweet has been 'beleted'

I'll tell him... just hope he survives the cancer he already got from the nasty tweet! 


reveal "beleted"

19 Feb 2017


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belshu!; to bless a belcher for not letting it go out the other end; something to say instead of awkward silence after someone belches! Because we bless people for "snotpaneously"

(spontaneously sneezing) out their germs on us so why not bless a belcher

belch; emit gas noisily from the stomach through the mouth.






Thank you!!

oh no thank you for not letting it out the other end





reveal "belshu"

by truble

15 Oct 2019


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betillter n (be-tilter); one who belittles to a tilt; an extreme belittler who constantly puts down someone else's play, until they're on tilt



The definition of “belittle” can be easily surmised from the two words that it is made up of, “be” and “little.” Said another way, belittling is language or behavior that literally makes someone feel small, unimportant, inferior or minimized. While it’s easy to understand what belittling is, it is harder to identify it as a verbal and emotional abuse tactic because unlike shouting and yelling, belittling usually happens in private and becomes a pattern of abuse over time. 




How about playing at this table?

naaa, that guys a professional betillter, and I don't wanta go on tilt

how can you tell hes a betillter?

Because I can already hear the, 'belittling tilt', in the belittler's voice, he's definitely an, 'Adolf Belittler', a seasoned betillter!! 



reveal "betillter"

31 Aug 2017



A 'bi-trumpissan' vs 'bi-pratisan' Party  

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 =   kissing your ass         =respect               

bi-trumpissan; the stronger party winners, who turn the 'pissing contest' into a 'kissing conquest', bi-kicking-ass

pissing contest; a contest or rivalry in which the main concern of the parties involved is the conspicuous demonstration of superiority.


Victory gained through combat; the subjugation of an enemy.

An act or instance of overcoming an obstacle.

the winning of favor, affection, love, etc

the act or art of gaining a person's compliance, love, etc, by seduction or force of personality 

a person, whose compliance, love, etc, has been won over by seduction or force of personality

Etymology: 13th Century: from Old French conqueste, from Vulgar Latin conqu?sta (unattested), from Latin conqu?s?ta, feminine past participle of conqu?rere to seek out, procure; see conquer

trump; beat (someone or something) by saying or doing something better

a valuable resource that may be used, especially as a surprise, in order to gain an advantage

early 16th century: alteration of triumph, once used in card games in the same sense.


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bi-pratisan; AKA bi-asskissin = your, "little beatch bender"

dependent, most irritating, least intimidating, bi-kissing ass, party

a pusillanimous, sub-par-sittin, presidential, ass-kissin puppetry administration; displaying only mastering the art of political lip service, while wandering about golf courses, as the most, ‘asstute’, prat talking, arrogant speaker, a party has even seen  

PRA; President, Royal Asskisser   


PRA: ‘Puppet Reared, Asskissenger’


tis; it 'tis' what it is, and what it is, is, a ‘trifle’, ass-kissin party 


bi-pratisan; a ‘rat-pissin’ (allowing to be pissed upon by enemy rats) party, legacy no better than ‘parsittin’(sitting, goffer, golfer)




bi-pratisan; a dark, dull, insignificant, tar-pissin party (first African American to take a pissing contest)bent-over chicken style, ‘bi-ass-kissin’

‘Pratsident of the United States; Little beach bender(eg of the United States or any country with a prat for a president) 


prat; A buttock, or the buttocks; a person's bottom. [from 16th c



A fool.




1. used with op) focused, bent, fixated


2. (obsolete) proud, haughty, arrogant


A pride, arrogance




prat; Speech, talk




prat; hope for




From Proto-Indo-European *preh?- (to bend).


From Middle English prat, from Old English præt, prætt (trick, prank, craft, art, wile), from Proto-Germanic *prattuz (boastful talk, deceit), from Proto-Indo-European *brodno- (to wander about). Cognate with Saterland Frisian prat, Dutch pret (fun, pleasure, gaity), obsolete Dutch prat (cunning, strategem, scheme, a prideful display, arrogance), Low German prot, Norwegian prette (trick), Icelandic prettur (a trick). Related to pretty.





 Obama; Origins. Luo word Obama means "to bend".

Obama is also a Japanese surname literally meaning "little beach".

 The Luo dialect, Dholuo (pronounced [d?ólúô]) or Nilotic Kavirondo (pejorative colonial term), is the eponymous dialect of the Luo group of Nilotic languages, spoken by about 6 million Luo people of Kenya and Tanzania, who occupy parts of the eastern shore of Lake Victoria and areas to the south.











hip hip PRAy!! hip hip PRAy!!! Keep on Trumpissan all the way!!

You mean hip hip hurray!!??

Ya, but PRAy, like, 'pray' as in pray that we never have a  PRATisan, little beatch-bending party, ever again!  












reveal "bi-pratisan"

28 Aug 2017


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bi-trumpissan adj; Independent, most intimidating and powerful biconic party of one, leader of the pee world; president with the best chance to help end the, ‘pissin-brata’, perpetual political pissing contests that waste time and money 


bi-conic; bionic, independent partisan-icon, the real live super-man leader that so many people are afraid and jealous of

bi-trumpissan; what a country gets when electing an independent President who is not beholden to either party or any rules of engagement


bi-trumpissan; A party where the bigger person; Trump, with or without dems support, forges ahead a unifying language that goes way beyond policy debates, and pissing competitions

bi-trumpissan; a president’s relentless effort to reach out to, and govern a swamp of Trump hating partisanship, brats (the real bully) who continue to neglect, with noses up, to do the job they are paid to do which is to serve the American people, while encouraging both parties to set aside their differences and collaborate on policy challenges from health care to immigration 


 bi-trumpissan; party leadership, that can drastically reduce the wasteful practice of party politician, ‘pissing contests’ aka GOPee-Pee-ers

 bi-trumpissan; Trump leadership (at its worst, rocking a swampy pirate ship that pisses off hard lined progressives, repubes and democraps, e.g Mit romney and Maxine Waters, witch hunters who were not only already pissed off at the get go but are also constantly, ‘taking a piss’ on the President of the, “United” States of America, but never phasing the Donald J Trump drive

bi-trumpissan; a savior and blessing, independent party of one; the first ever, non-politician, no puppet strings attached, president, best fit to lead by example

bi-trumpissan; a party that will make sure both sides start pissing in the right direction, in order for all Americans to ‘win’ because it will take someone like, Trump to finally incinerate (end by firing) the usual, bipartisan, ‘compee-trition’(the attrition from pissing competitions) bickering that’s been pissing away American’s hard earn money into the ‘wind’…..

But of course, the hard, left, Trump haters and fake news media who fail miserably every time to destroy him would still try to, negatively spin sound bites of a good thing, like Trump finally, ‘breaking’ the government’s practice of throwing money into the ‘wind’ by accusing Trump of, ‘breaking wind’, wasting gas, eroding the ozone layer and causing a global warming catastrophe that will end the world as we know it. But then maybe the vexing left will finally really leave the building(the white house) for good, complaining about inheriting Trumps ‘wind’, whereas, the righteous, right’s reaction, would obviously be to stay and celebrate inheriting the ‘win’.    


"True love for our people requires us to find common ground, to advance the common good, and to cooperate on behalf of every American child who deserves a brighter future."……..


….we can only get there together, We are one people, with one destiny. We all bleed the same blood. We all salute the same flag. And we are all made by the same God."  DONALD J TRUMP


reveal "bi-trumpissan"

by truble

21 Sep 2019


blejeh;orang susah belajar nangis(cry) 

blejeh;kalau making love sama pacar/istri, istri sudah keluar banyak dan kelelahan suami minta blowjob pun tidak diberi. 




"hey pacar pacar km jebleh(crying) ?

"iya tapi blejeh,karena tidak ada blowjob karena aku sudah ngentuk ,terpaksa dia cogeng(coli harga goceng)

reveal "blejeh"

by jennio

16 Jul 2017


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blowgart; What to say to a sexy girl on her birthday while she blows her candles out

blowgart;  When a sexy girl is slow to share a joint or bong with someone, so instead of saying 'dont bogart' you say. 'dont blowgart'                                        

blowgart v; to bogart a blow job, usually seen in adult film threesome scenes








hey bambi, dont blowgart!!

Ok, thumper, heehee, youre right, sharing times a happy time!

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reveal "blowgart"

28 May 2019


bluck n; blessings disguised as ‘luck’

not to be confused with a ‘blessing in disguise’ which means when something seemingly unfortunate or bad happens but then turns out to be something good



bro you’re so lucky!!


I prefer to call it, blucky! Blessed, disguised as being lucky! The bluck starts here bro, stop passing the bluck, theres much more going on than just 'luck'

reveal "bluck"

by truble

18 Apr 2018

blud coolahol


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blud coolahol n;

‘bud in the blood’, no trace of alcohol; keeping, ‘cool’ is where its at   


blud coolahol; keeping it just, ‘bud’ in the blood






  1. where




blud; bud(sativa etc) in the blood
















yo, yo bro, whats your poizen?




Yo man just watchin my, ‘blud coolahol’, stayin cool is all, keeping the ‘bud in the blood’, as snoop-dog is my judge, no trace of alcohol

That’s whats up!!  



man!! you be trippin!!! drink this malt liquor sukah!



I dun told you blud !!! My blud be cool!!!..... ahol!!!


reveal "blud coolahol"

by artigs

15 Mar 2017


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Bluecifer; the new red hot blue; anyone, or anything fantastically, ‘cool and hot’, a perfect synergistic balance of anything, design, color, products, personalities, looks etc  e.g a ‘red hot design made, ‘bluecifer’, much better with just the right amount of ‘blue’



Dude that shirt is beyond red-hot, its ‘bluecifer’!!

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by truble