cona-opaths n; any female claiming minority status(usually, in order to thwart an enemy) even when there is absolutely no physical resemblance, or documented confirmation
cona-opaths; a female, ‘political psychopath’, who will stop at nothing in order to tear (especially her male, superior) an opponent down
Cona;cona f (pluralconas)
co; variant of ‘cu’
cu; a hoot
Cona is Portuguese vernacular for vagina. The most accurate English translation would be cunt. Apparently it's also a common italian last name and an italian town (near Venice). Levar na cona
opath- opathy. A suffix that denotes a disease or disorder, as in neuropathy (a disorder of the peripheral nerves).
psychopath; unstable, aggressive person
Can you believe this blue eyed, blonde haired, lady formally registered herself as a minority Indian??!!
Ya, well she’s what we Indians call a, 'cona-opaths',''half, dirty dog, half, Hungry wolf = dolfH ” ; a 'dolfH, Hitler’,psychopath, mixed with 'Standing Bull-shit' would reason that just because her father fantasized about having sex with younger Indian girls, it qualifies her to be Indian
Amor fatties; ‘love your fate’ and your ‘fatty’ for this will keep you from going batty
From the idea that its easier to accept the mind set, of Nietzsche’s, ‘Amor fati’ ( Latin, ‘love your fate’), which keeps one from going batty, as long as you love it whilst enjoying an occasional, ‘fatty’, as many believe that weed and hashish is very similar to Nietzsche (who apparently also used opium) because cannibus doesn’t create an escape from reality it actually makes one more aware of their surroundings than if one were sober, giving the effect that just makes you say, ‘yes’ I know about the chaos! so frikin what!!? All that matters is my happy, healthy spirit, along with sustenance and some cool countenance
“A bit of hash is justified under extreme stress. That's what Nieszche said.
So whats your secret? You never seem to let it get to you..
Amor fatties!!!! It does get to me but i love it because it already happened. You either get bitter or better, its your choice, keep the crud or kill it with bud, for id say BudsWiser than having any alcohol or beer
Amyxican’t (a mixican’t); any rude cuntspiculous, Mexican chick using an American name such as, ‘Amy’, but can’t pull it off, only ends up acting like a 'merk', a mexican jerk
Amyixcan't is similar to when a white guy tries to act black which would be ‘wack’
Merk is a combination of mean and jerk. A merk would not understand what they are being called because mean jerks are not intelligent. You can also combine other words to make your own insults that not many will understand; insulting them on a new level and not explaining your madness behind it. You're welcome.
apemanasan v(apeman-asan); to hit and run on a, hun (short for honey); irregular, lazy lover, chumpansy, monkey-ass, foreplay
Asturian and Spanish
asan, asar, to roast
asan; male donkey ass
to pester, to plague
chumpansy; the bitch in the relationship;
pansy; Someone who has the intelligence of a chimpanzee and makes stupid decisions
apemanasan; gorilla-arfware, foreplay; by a man who barely bothers to, shower or take his clothes off before intercourse, and after a quick, whambam, thankyou mam climax, rolls over, and goes to sleep
arf; Representing the sound of a dog's bark.
arf; Sometimes has the same connotations of sexual innuendo as woof.
Gorilla arf-ware; tactical sexual weapon that backfires
appsent-minded adj; absent minded, because of excessive multitasking between apps on phone, pc and other gadgets, causing ‘stimulation overload’, which further pushes the brain into overdrive making one to not only forget how to talk and focus but no longer able to enjoy the more simple organic activities in life such as visiting friends in person or just calling them to talk instead of text
appsent-minded; to pretend to pay attention to someone while holding a hand phone, texting or waiting for a text, rather than e.g, holding her hand, looking into her eyes, sincerely listening and hearing what she is trying to communicate to you
appsent-minded; consumate multitasker, which really only amounts to just, ‘splitting one’s own brain’ into what researchers have called, “spotlights”, making the brain frantically switch back and forth, focusing only a few seconds on each activity, thus being less productive
appsent-minded; multitasker, considered to be very bad because they are less productive and skills like filtering out irrelivent information declines
waz up my main man??
Ahh, not much, why did you want to meet and why are you talking so strange?
Well, I thought we should meet cause its been so long(about 6 months) since ive used my vocal cords, almost forgot how to talk, kinda forgot what my best friend and business partner looked like, and im multitasking so much, im becoming, “appsent-minded”, im actually seeing the spotlights in my splitted brain, like a fire-pinball game… We’re not accomplishing much because were relying more on machines than our own brain power which is making us less productive, dumb and numb to the world around us…
So what else is on your mind?
ARK diam!, Seize the day!! With…..
“Acts of Random, Kappiness!; happiness from speading ‘Kindness’; have a diamond day!
ARK--diam!: ‘deize the ‘say!’(seize the day, watch what you say) performing at least one act of kindness in a day spreads ‘kappiness’ the happiest kind of happiness there is
Trusting much on words we create today will most definitely benefit tomorrow
Where ‘carpe diem’ is the more hedonistic, ‘just do it’, master-celebrator of; just, ‘enjoying the present while trusting little on what tomorrow may bring’
then, ‘ARK- diam’ would transcend that mantra to remind us we can do more than just enjoy the present, we can trust what tomorrow will bring by what we do today, spreading kindness, as it plays a most important part of many positive tomorrows and all the beauty it will bring; And that is priceless, much more precious than the world’s most valuable, ‘diamond ring’
performinging a single, random act of kindness while seizing a day, will not only generate ‘kappiness’ (a much deeper, more gratifying joy that goes way beyond mere happiness)it will also insure a better tomorrow, as people and words are more precious than any, ‘diamonds are forever’
ARK-diam, a seized day employing, Kindness/Kappiness is a language where the ‘deaf’ can hear and the ‘blind’ can see, add to that miracle, ‘Infinite Intelligence’ whose always watching, and you’ll get the power of 3, so we trust those good words used today, like good deeds in reaping what we sow, will benefit many more tomorrows as we go
ARK-diam; seize the day, in an energetic, competitive and have fun, sevousplay', kind of way,
but be ready to get cut like a diamond for what you believe in today….
for as long as you balance it all with a random act of ‘kindness’, that’s it! Youre in! Youre a precious, refined, ‘diamond king pin’ ….
which basically means no matter what happens to you that day, it'll always be recorded by the power of 3 invested in thee, as a bonafide, “Arkapp diamant”, ‘seized ‘win’
The ‘kapp’ in ARK?
seizing the day spreading ‘kappiness’, goes beyond the enjoyment one gets from just pleasing oneself to be happy, kappy is more precious than diamonds
ARKapp-diamant!’ kappiness mantra (preferably used first thing in the morning, look at self in mirror, raise right hand as if you were tipping a hat to yourself) then confirm the following:
“I am a precious diamond; a chunka, chunka, burning love, smoldering coal that did very well under pressure, so nothing can break me or my destiny, or even this dreamy day, as long as I remember to be, ‘kappy’, which goes way beyond just plain ‘happy’ when measured in ‘kind’…
ARK-diam!!! Enjoy your day, and don’t forget kappy!!, You don’t have to be cruel to be kind!!”
ARKapp diamant!!; Successful end to an ARK diam day…..
Kappiness; kind + happy = ‘kappiness’
kapp n (genitive singular kapps, no plural)
1. inflection of deyja:
deize(day + seize); short for ‘seize the day’(carp-diem), with God
deize, dei deus! Seize the day with God and be ready to Die for what you believe in
Nobiscum deus ("God with us") was a battle cry of the late Roman Empire and of the Byzantine Empire. The name Amadeus translates to "for love of God". The genitive/dative dei occurs in such phrases as Roman Catholic organization Opus Dei (work of God), Agnus Dei (Lamb of God) and Dei Gratia (By the Grace of God).
ashek Ittaqullah; a Turkish/Arabic phrase that doesn’t mean;
“I shake-itwith-tequila!!!, like a drunken prostitute, it means……
Ashek!‘be bright’ (be smart, not a dumb, light, 'air-head', bangpire, bar fliar)
Ittaqullah!‘fear God’, embrace the spirit of love and be faithful (not the spirit of slamming back shots of tequila, while leading a reckless sex life
The husband tries to explain to the wife the real meaning of Ashek-Ittaqullah.......
Husband: " Sweetheart Im sorry but youve been a flight attendant now for almost 10 years, you're gone flying around the world most of the time, so i think its about time you quit and come home to your husband and 3 kids, we miss you and need you
Wife; How dare you request such a thing from me!!? You were the one who left me 5 times every week, and before you left the house every morning you would tell me you were going to 'shake it-with tequila, drinking with girls all day.... ive just been doing the same thing you have but just around the world, with men!
Husband: Baby!! First of all, I was going to the office, to work, you know provide for the family as we do? And, when I said, "Ashek Ittaqulah" it was to remind you to, be smart, fear God, love your husband and kids, and be faithful!! You are a Muslim you know.
Wife; Oops, my bad, I guess, but your timing is not so good bb, ive just been hired by the new airline, Girludah-Air and was already personally promoted to the Mile-High, 'Tight Afflendant' club, by Captain Spitt himself, in his, super cool, Bad Spitt cock-Pitt, which means I get to wear a sexier, tighter fitting, uniform and visit more exotic countries etc, and i cant just quit like that, Id have to first break up with all my "Foreign friends, with benefits" if you know what i mean, (they've earned a lot of miles with me), I couldnt do that to them, you know im a nice girl!!
Husband; I think its time for a divorce
Wife; What did I do this time honey!!?? You know i cant cook!!? ....
Ask me if I caravan!; (rhetorical phrase) for millions of fair minded people who didn’t buy into the ridiculous, “caravan of immigrants” card
"Ask me if i caravan" can be used when you want someone, especially liberal lobbits, to stop annoying you
“Ask me if I caravan” can also be used as a response to sum up just about anything that is completely ludicrice or just as a GOP / Trump supporter interjection, and reminder of vilification for a president who was hired to protect a country, our homeland
What do you think about those poor migrants!!!
Ask me if i caravan!!!
avenattirny v; having a teer (a cry) is what a democrat does each time Trump punches one of their many evil acts in the face, which not only stops their diabolical scheme, it reveals how low dems can go which just further pumps up a stronger USA Trump team
Look at the poor liberals ‘avenattirny’crying like babies !
You know what im doin now?
Havin a celebration, beerny!!
Avenattirny Outlaw n; low-life, 3rd rate, porn star attorney that takes a disgraceful debacle to the lowest level
A deep-state, rooted, ‘low life’, pot hole, swallow whole, ‘attorney’, among the lowest kind of stink hole lawyers money/democrats can buy,the type of “ligal”, (liberal legal) representation scumbags aquire when all else fails and the low-life try to claw their way out of an, avenatti, rock bottom, sinkhole, like rats in a pit
awinr n(a winner); Not just 'a winner', but an exemplary ‘inner winner’, awinr in another class
The most ‘unique’ awe inspiring, well liked kind of self made winner, in business, family, and in all aspects of life
‘awinr’; aka, ‘inner winner’, is a master of psychological tactics in business and life using the most powerful performing enhancer of all, his ‘inner winning mind’; with supreme levels of confidence, commitment and self discipline and an innate ability to put himself into any state of mind desired within seconds, can maintain concentration and focus coping with stress and tention, all while being able to relax and enjoy the finer things in life.
But what makes awinr most unique is his love for family, he never forgets his friends and where he came from, has empathy for those less fortunate, and is constanty, mentally aware of his surroundings as ‘awinr’ always sees it coming.
Man that guy is really successful, and he's such a great guy too! how does he do it!!?
He's a 'awinr', no one quite like him"
bahlwerg v,n; to leave a ball game early and miss an amazing comback usually because of a lack of faith in one's team
bahlwerg; to blame someone else for having to leave an event too early, especially blaming the youngest of kin
bahlwerg; to jump the gun and miss the fun
1. An exclamation of disgust: yuck
indicates astonishment, resignation and despise; usually used after noticing or hearing something you don't like or you don't know what to think about, to avoid commenting or giving an answer to a question.
1. indicates disdain or unbelief
Word Origin and History for bah
exclamation of contempt, 1817, perhaps c.1600, probably from French bah, Old French ba, expressing surprise, scorn, dismay. Perhaps simply a natural exclamation in such situations; cf. Greek babai!, an exclamation of surprise.
WERG; short for; We R Going
Alright ive had enough, werg!! werg!!! were out of here, we have no chance to comeback
But daddy it aint over til its over, don’t do another “bahlwerg” on me again!! jumpin the gun and missin the fun!!??
You look sick and I miss Ted, lets beat the traffic and get you off to bed
Ok dad but if they comeback and win its on you and Ted, so how bout you go ahead instead cause im a loyal fan, im not a jump the gun, bahlwerg, teddy goober!! so I think i'll just wait until the game is over and then ill take an uber !!!
Bangpire; a ‘Dev-ill’ in disguise(see bux fuddy) a lady of the night and or day(originating from the Bangpire Bats gang of CJ's bar Mula-iya! and 'Bats' Shag-rilah' hotels of Indonesia, ) much worse than any vampire because they are very real and unlike vampires they don’t want your blood, they want the guy to suck their blood and are extremely clever with tricking the guy into drinking the bangpires first blood taste like a powerful potion that conjures a spell the guys will feel theyre falling in love when theyre really on their way to cinta(love) monyet(monkey) hotel hell
bangpire; when a girl, especially a prostitute, seduces or tricks a guy into bed without warning the guy before he continues and when its too late even though he notices the red in bed the spell compells him to go ahead
A bangpire will play guys into an emotional feel by banging and mashing them down, destroying love and taking hearts is a bangpires favorite thing to steal
Couples who display, over the internet, a lot of markers for narcissistic personality disorders known as the least secure in relationships; 2 flie couples who brag about their relationship are the ones most in trouble as they are only trying to mask their own insecurities, and at the same time seeking reassurance from others
batam-eters v; to be-cum-quam(in with a certain way, especially a balanced degree) staying young(bata) by way of natural, medicinal, activities proven to rejuvenate, usually things that some still consider to be taboo improper, immoral, or evil
batam-eter; a master at eating, drinking and leading a merrily wild, balanced cum-quam, healthy, lifestyle
batam-eter; one who shines, a youthful glow, energetic and extremely happy
‘bata’ (young,youthful) ‘m’(medicinal, i.e master-bater, mouth/muff-kissing, meditate, massage, medicate, medical marijuana, magical mushrooms
bata; young, sweetheart, to persevere; to endure, to bear
to grow young again; to be rejuvenated
ba (plural bas)
to be (doing something)
Imitating a drum roll and cymbal crash played as a comic sting.
Suffix appended to words to create a kinship term
ba-dongadong; slang, penis and breast
ba da bing, ba da boom
An exclamation describing something that happens quickly and easily : went in to get a tattoo—ba da bing, ba da boom
his mind teeming with schemes of future deceit to cover former villainy
Risk is everywhere. From tabloid headlines insisting that coffee causes cancer (yesterday, of course, it cured it) to stern government warnings about alcohol and driving, the world is teeming with goblins.
To think fit
eter; to eat
et; to set out for; to strive'
et; beans, meat, and amperstand, the number ‘8’ Chinese lucky number
Hey whats that happy sexy couples secret, how do they keep looking so young!!
Theyre 'batam-eters', healthy balanced, thrill seekers, not filthy naysaying bottom feeders, theyre on a constant physical and spiritual adventure
bathers-klite n; premeditated excuse, before being asked out on a date
a deliberate hint, to turn a date down with a lame excuse
bathers-klite v; a scramble to avoid an obvious jabberwocky
klite; a polite, 'klutsen', plight; a get away from a rambling kluts
klutsen; to scramble or get away
So whats up with you this weekend?
Oh, aah, a lot, i gotta shave my doggy's butt tonight"
belestial seeing n(a polite phrase); a blessing to have met such a beautiful, celestial being
belestial seeing n; to see a miracle that makes everything all right and beautiful again
belestial seeing v; a beautiful, angelic, encounter
belestial seeing n; an encounter with an angel aura; a reincarnated, enlightened human
belestial seeing; to meet someone who is vibrationally close to you
bele; beautiful woman well-dressed; reigning beauty," 1620s, from French belle , from Old French bele , from Latin bella , fem. of bellus "beautiful, fair" (see bene-).
Isthmus Zapotec, also known as Juchitán Zapotec, is a Zapotecan language spoken in Tehuantepec and Juchitán de Zaragoza, in the Mexican state of Oaxaca. Guevea de Humboldt Zapotec, a different language, is sometimes referred to as "Northern Isthmus Zapotec." Wikipedia
The phrase,"belestial seeing" is dedicated to "Celeste", a Bartender at Hooters, Dallas Texas(the biggest hooters in the world)
Dude!!! i just had a 'belestial seeing'
A modern day miracle performed by a celestial being
belshu!; to bless a belcher for not letting it go out the other end; something to say instead of awkward silence after someone belches! Because we bless people for "snotpaneously"
(spontaneously sneezing) out their germs on us so why not bless a belcher
belch; emit gas noisily from the stomach through the mouth.
oh no thank you for not letting it out the other end
A 'bi-trumpissan' vs 'bi-pratisan' Party
= kissing your ass =respect
bi-trumpissan; the stronger party winners, who turn the 'pissing contest' into a 'kissing conquest', bi-kicking-ass
pissing contest; a contest or rivalry in which the main concern of the parties involved is the conspicuous demonstration of superiority.
Victory gained through combat; the subjugation of an enemy.
the winning of favor, affection, love, etc
the act or art of gaining a person's compliance, love, etc, by seduction or force of personality
a person, whose compliance, love, etc, has been won over by seduction or force of personality
Etymology: 13th Century: from Old French conqueste, from Vulgar Latin conqu?sta (unattested), from Latin conqu?s?ta, feminine past participle of conqu?rere to seek out, procure; see conquer
trump; beat (someone or something) by saying or doing something better
a valuable resource that may be used, especially as a surprise, in order to gain an advantage
bi-pratisan; AKA bi-asskissin = your, "little beatch bender"
dependent, most irritating, least intimidating, bi-kissing ass, party
a pusillanimous, sub-par-sittin, presidential, ass-kissin puppetry administration; displaying only mastering the art of political lip service, while wandering about golf courses, as the most, ‘asstute’, prat talking, arrogant speaker, a party has even seen
PRA; President, Royal Asskisser
PRA: ‘Puppet Reared, Asskissenger’
tis; it 'tis' what it is, and what it is, is, a ‘trifle’, ass-kissin party
bi-pratisan; a ‘rat-pissin’ (allowing to be pissed upon by enemy rats) party, legacy no better than ‘parsittin’(sitting, goffer, golfer)
bi-pratisan; a dark, dull, insignificant, tar-pissin party (first African American to take a pissing contest)bent-over chicken style, ‘bi-ass-kissin’
‘Pratsident of the United States; Little beach bender(eg of the United States or any country with a prat for a president)
1. used with op) focused, bent, fixated
A pride, arrogance
prat; hope for
From Middle English prat, from Old English præt, prætt (“trick, prank, craft, art, wile”), from Proto-Germanic *prattuz (“boastful talk, deceit”), from Proto-Indo-European *brodno- (“to wander about”). Cognate with Saterland Frisian prat, Dutch pret (“fun, pleasure, gaity”), obsolete Dutch prat (“cunning, strategem, scheme, a prideful display, arrogance”), Low German prot, Norwegian prette (“trick”), Icelandic prettur (“a trick”). Related to pretty.
Obama; Origins. Luo word Obama means "to bend".
Obama is also a Japanese surname literally meaning "little beach".
The Luo dialect, Dholuo (pronounced [d?ólúô]) or Nilotic Kavirondo (pejorative colonial term), is the eponymous dialect of the Luo group of Nilotic languages, spoken by about 6 million Luo people of Kenya and Tanzania, who occupy parts of the eastern shore of Lake Victoria and areas to the south.
hip hip PRAy!! hip hip PRAy!!! Keep on Trumpissan all the way!!
You mean hip hip hurray!!??
Ya, but PRAy, like, 'pray' as in pray that we never have a PRATisan, little beatch-bending party, ever again!
bi-trumpissan adj; Independent, most intimidating and powerful biconic party of one, leader of the pee world; president with the best chance to help end the, ‘pissin-brata’, perpetual political pissing contests that waste time and money
bi-conic; bionic, independent partisan-icon, the real live super-man leader that so many people are afraid and jealous of
bi-trumpissan; what a country gets when electing an independent President who is not beholden to either party or any rules of engagement
bi-trumpissan; A party where the bigger person; Trump, with or without dems support, forges ahead a unifying language that goes way beyond policy debates, and pissing competitions
bi-trumpissan; a president’s relentless effort to reach out to, and govern a swamp of Trump hating partisanship, brats (the real bully) who continue to neglect, with noses up, to do the job they are paid to do which is to serve the American people, while encouraging both parties to set aside their differences and collaborate on policy challenges from health care to immigration
bi-trumpissan; party leadership, that can drastically reduce the wasteful practice of party politician, ‘pissing contests’ aka GOPee-Pee-ers
bi-trumpissan; Trump leadership (at its worst, rocking a swampy pirate ship that pisses off hard lined progressives, repubes and democraps, e.g Mit romney and Maxine Waters, witch hunters who were not only already pissed off at the get go but are also constantly, ‘taking a piss’ on the President of the, “United” States of America, but never phasing the Donald J Trump drive
bi-trumpissan; a savior and blessing, independent party of one; the first ever, non-politician, no puppet strings attached, president, best fit to lead by example
bi-trumpissan; a party that will make sure both sides start pissing in the right direction, in order for all Americans to ‘win’ because it will take someone like, Trump to finally incinerate (end by firing) the usual, bipartisan, ‘compee-trition’(the attrition from pissing competitions) bickering that’s been pissing away American’s hard earn money into the ‘wind’…..
But of course, the hard, left, Trump haters and fake news media who fail miserably every time to destroy him would still try to, negatively spin sound bites of a good thing, like Trump finally, ‘breaking’ the government’s practice of throwing money into the ‘wind’ by accusing Trump of, ‘breaking wind’, wasting gas, eroding the ozone layer and causing a global warming catastrophe that will end the world as we know it. But then maybe the vexing left will finally really leave the building(the white house) for good, complaining about inheriting Trumps ‘wind’, whereas, the righteous, right’s reaction, would obviously be to stay and celebrate inheriting the ‘win’.
"True love for our people requires us to find common ground, to advance the common good, and to cooperate on behalf of every American child who deserves a brighter future."……..
….we can only get there together, We are one people, with one destiny. We all bleed the same blood. We all salute the same flag. And we are all made by the same God." DONALD J TRUMP
blowgart; What to say to a sexy girl on her birthday while she blows her candles out
blowgart; When a sexy girl is slow to share a joint or bong with someone, so instead of saying 'dont bogart' you say. 'dont blowgart'
blowgart v; to bogart a blow job, usually seen in adult film threesome scenes
hey bambi, dont blowgart!!
Ok, thumper, heehee, youre right, sharing times a happy time!
blud coolahol n;
‘bud in the blood’, no trace of alcohol; keeping, ‘cool’ is where its at
blud coolahol; keeping it just, ‘bud’ in the blood
blud; bud(sativa etc) in the blood
yo, yo bro, whats your poizen?
Yo man just watchin my, ‘blud coolahol’, stayin cool is all, keeping the ‘bud in the blood’, as snoop-dog is my judge, no trace of alcohol
That’s whats up!!
man!! you be trippin!!! drink this malt liquor sukah!
I dun told you blud !!! My blud be cool!!!..... ahol!!!
Bluecifer; the new red hot blue; anyone, or anything fantastically, ‘cool and hot’, a perfect synergistic balance of anything, design, color, products, personalities, looks etc e.g a ‘red hot design made, ‘bluecifer’, much better with just the right amount of ‘blue’
Dude that shirt is beyond red-hot, its ‘bluecifer’!!
blu; shy, unassuming
bombardon me; a bomshell pardon
what to say after after bumping into a bombshell
bombardon me; what a bomshell says after burping, or after making any other unintentional miss-hap
bombshell; slang, extremely sexy, a 'dish', a hot, rad, honey babe
patron at Bomshells sports bar in Dallas bumps into a bombshell waitress
"bombardon me! Butt, I think im seeing double, double D's!??"
"youre not seeing double sir, this isnt, Hooters, its Bombshells what youre seeing are booters;bombshells with 'booty hooters'!
bonetrak; aksi penyelamatan terhadap penculikan anak-anak
bonetrak; rescue action against child abduction
BO; Brain Overload
BO; Beyond Ourselves
bon; to shine
trak; (pronounced as : “track”; the direction and progress of someone or something)
TRAK ; Technology to Recover Abducted
See, bro have the man kidnap a child..
‘Letsmaa’…‘bonetrak’ to safe the child..!!
Call the police please, bro…?!
bongle doob; aka, ‘dopnophile’, a person who is enthusiastic about anything to do with weed, bongs, doobs and fast food
a bongle doob is also enthusiastic about technology but is too lazy too keep up with the latest trends
bongle; any device, apparatus or thing related to weed, bongs and doobies; to smoke too many bong hits that one bungles an entire day
doob; to smoke a doobie in front of the boobtube
bungle; carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome. a mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion
.. "For man doesn’t live on bed alone”..
bootyruntome n(booty-run-to-me, buti-run2me); like the repetition, in Deuteronomy, without the vermouth, a kind of, reiteration, instant replay, of a more, contemporary, "logical" truth (seen from a variety of different perspectives) practically irrefutable because of the, 'experience', as full proof.
And this, along with praying daily, taking care of mom and self, will get the ‘buti’('riches', not just the booty 'witches') to come to you
Note: bootyruntome, is not to be confused with blatent, lascivious, deviation,'dueherontome' "booty calls", 'of one night stands
another way to ask someone if they are interested in you in one word>bootyruntome= (booty-r-u-n-to-me?)
Not a booty call but a "buti" run, where the booty(treasure.goodness) calls(comes to) you..
"If I do my best at taking care of me, and my, bu (mom) i will fare thee well, Ill not only be blessed with an abundance of food, water, and shelter, along with the finest kind of magical, ‘ti’, it'll also get the ‘booty’ to run to me, as well, and all the happiness I caused from it will overwhelm any indescretions, which will also keep me from going to hell"
booty; treasure of all kinds, not just material, or superficial babes
buti; to be, to exist, to become
buti; goodness, kindness
ti (plural tis)
"If you take care of yourself and your bu, and you know how to play, the buti will come to you day by day....
...you take care of the bu today, u b getting the sugar cane buti bushel to run to you tomorrow, and then youll get your play”
buti, or not tubi, that is the question..
Yo, bro I don’t know whats come over you but I know what’’s come over me, you just gotta be honest with u and the bu, and that’s called, “bootyruntome” that’s the direction..
“buti r u n to me??, becz U B it(for me), U already know, Im into U, But what I want to know is
R U N to me?
Well, Im in, ‘your’ room, aint I?
Fair enough!!! ….
bootyruntome!! bootyruntome!! She came to me!! oh Lord thank you, and thanks for Deuteronomy, I finally understand how to get the booty to run to me!!!
bud-alcohol; blood alcohol level/ratio where theres a higher amount of bud in the blood than alcohol
2018 Colorado Cannabis Festival
'Cross Town Reehfer Brown' traffic Officer says to Patron;
"Hows it going this evening, sir?
"Just keepin it, 'bud-alcohol', sir, high on the bud, low on the 'hol' is all...
Cross Town Reehfer Brown;
"Cross Town Reehfer Brown, like that sound!!!"
Patron; that's whats up!!!
Budswiser; smoking bud is wiser than drinking alcohol
budswiser v; smoking bud, while drinking a bud, with a bud, reduces the amount of, 'alcohol' in the buddies
budswiser v; to smoke bud before going to a bar in order to refrain from having no more than one or 2 beers
Yo bro you up for a budswiser!?
Of course!! if u got the bud, i got the beer!
buljezen n,v; love that doesn’t put up with bullshit; angry with someone you love which means you actually love them
buljezen; love from one who has the courage to keep a lover in check by setting boundries incredibly well
buljezen is the kind of love one is attracted to in a person not only because of their sharp wit but the strength they have to reign in on poor behavior, keeping one morally in check which in turn makes a person stronger and better
buljezen is love from friends who call you out on stuff if they feel it’s bullshit and that’s more attractive and appealing than having friends who just ‘yes’ you to death
JE; Just Energy, Joint Effort
Zen; a wisdom tradition, derived from the Chinese word chan and Sanskrit dhyana, which means meditation, and the root meaning in Sanskrit is to see to observe, to look; to not deny the anger but to handle it properly
Im sorry I got angry with you last night honey!
Its ok babe, buljezen, i deserved it, you don’t put up with my bull which is actually pretty cool and another reason why I love you
busheimerz n; memory loss caused by over doing the booz, while chasing the tush and the babes, waking up with a horrible hangover, no memory of anything you did, good or bad, or how you even got home that night
The residual negative side effects from a nasty busheimerz spell is percieved by most those who eventually grow out of it, as not worth it any longer bec even though some of your friends may assure you that you had lots of fun, and you were the life of the party, maybe even got laid, but since you cant remember any of it, its as if that day never even happened, until you notice your bank statement and your totaled car
Dude, ill never do that to myself again
Whatever I did last night, I cant remember shiit
dude you got , Busheimerz!!!!……
bux fudy bar flie; (originating from, cj’s bar, “Mula-iya!” and Bats “Shag-rilah”, jakarta)
bux fudy bar flie; bar fly girls who actually end up looking like actual ‘flies’, “filling” heads, with ‘lies’, while they hypnotize you with their fire of desire, aka ‘bangpire’, a spell that can make lies fly
flies; filling heads with lies
flie; a lie that wont fly
bux fudy; menopausal nymphomaniac; a sexual vampire, unleashed after years of sexual fidelity; the most devi-stating, sexually powerful, skilled and sought out for kind of prostitute who is more interested in the, ‘bux’(bule-expat sex, and thrill of the experience, not all the experiences of course) and the endless parade of unimaginable pleasure than any money she may get from it, although a bux fuddy will always say they only do the sex biz for the money which is just an excuse
Profile of a bux fudy bar fliar
A bux fudy is devastatingly sexy and insatiable at the bar. An overly sexual, bar-fly, nympho female, usually, middle aged, divorced mothers with flabby mommy tummies, who pick up many strange men every week in hotel bars, giving a lot of unprotected, xxx, ‘bux’(bule-expat-sex) sex with strange foreign men, many times for free which is why a bux fudy is usually in debt
A bux fuddy enjoys(addickshun) to being a prostitute so much they can never quit, even if offered a way out, in order to quit that lifestyle, including a regular job that pays better, or even if someone offered their hand in marriage, they would rather buck any offer in order to keep on buxing like a prostitute
A bux fudy will insist she’s not a pathological prostitute and that she doesn’t like having sex with strange men every week and that she desperately wants to get a husband. However, she’ll use the excuse that no one will want a widow with kids. But the real reason a bux fuddy will never try to get another job is simply because she doesn’t want to. She’ll say she’s either too old or that there are no jobs available or shell make up any lame excuse for not trying.
A bux fuddy will lead a guy on, making him feel sympathetic towards her in order to get as much sex and romance as she can out of him because that is really what she’s after. And no matter what the client offers to help her quit being a prostitute, she will buck and block any offer in order to continue to be a common bar fly prostitute. She actually doesn’t want a permanent man even if it would make things somewhat less hotel like
Its the hunt, the catch and the wild bux sex, is what a bux fudy girl most desires and is why she doesn’t demand that much money for the sex. And sometimes, she won’t accept any money in order to make her feel as if she’s leading a normal life. And if she picks up a certain top performing guy who has the most time to satisfy her the way she wants it, she will bux him for months for free until the bule-expat finally realizes she actually has no intention of ever quitting having sex with many other strange men every week.
A bux fuddy only wants enough money to pay for nasi goreng and occasional movie tickets for her kids who have no idea that mommy is a bux fudy, bar fly, bangpire, addick, and will always be a bux fudy, as long as she can attract the bux, but as soon as the looks are gone, the bux stop there.
bux; bucks from bule-expat sex
BUX; Bule-expat Sex
BUX; Buck Up Xpat(to make a foreigner happy in order to get laid )
bucks; oppose or resist (something that seems oppressive or inevitable)
bucks; to make someone more cheerful; cheer up, pick up, take heart, perk up
fud; (vulgar) cunt(vagina), an idiot
dude i wanta marry her, im serious!
Dont even go there bro, shes a bux fudy bar fliar! They are like homeless jobless people who live on the street and even if you give them a job, a home and your love, they will be right back on the street homeless again because its in their blood, just like bux fudy bar fliars, they fill your head with lies and hypnotize and then youl see they arent so pretty, they end up looking like nasty flies, and then youll see right through their 'flies'