appsent-minded adj; absent minded, because of excessive multitasking between apps on phone, pc and other gadgets, causing ‘stimulation overload’, which further pushes the brain into overdrive making one to not only forget how to talk and focus but no longer able to enjoy the more simple organic activities in life such as visiting friends in person or just calling them to talk instead of text
appsent-minded; to pretend to pay attention to someone while holding a hand phone, texting or waiting for a text, rather than e.g, holding her hand, looking into her eyes, sincerely listening and hearing what she is trying to communicate to you
appsent-minded; consumate multitasker, which really only amounts to just, ‘splitting one’s own brain’ into what researchers have called, “spotlights”, making the brain frantically switch back and forth, focusing only a few seconds on each activity, thus being less productive
appsent-minded; multitasker, considered to be very bad because they are less productive and skills like filtering out irrelivent information declines
waz up my main man??
Ahh, not much, why did you want to meet and why are you talking so strange?
Well, I thought we should meet cause its been so long(about 6 months) since ive used my vocal cords, almost forgot how to talk, kinda forgot what my best friend and business partner looked like, and im multitasking so much, im becoming, “appsent-minded”, im actually seeing the spotlights in my splitted brain, like a fire-pinball game… We’re not accomplishing much because were relying more on machines than our own brain power which is making us less productive, dumb and numb to the world around us…
So what else is on your mind?
awinr n(a winner); Not just 'a winner', but an exemplary ‘inner winner’, awinr in another class
The most ‘unique’ awe inspiring, well liked kind of self made winner, in business, family, and in all aspects of life
‘awinr’; aka, ‘inner winner’, is a master of psychological tactics in business and life using the most powerful performing enhancer of all, his ‘inner winning mind’; with supreme levels of confidence, commitment and self discipline and an innate ability to put himself into any state of mind desired within seconds, can maintain concentration and focus coping with stress and tention, all while being able to relax and enjoy the finer things in life.
But what makes awinr most unique is his love for family, he never forgets his friends and where he came from, has empathy for those less fortunate, and is constanty, mentally aware of his surroundings as ‘awinr’ always sees it coming.
Man that guy is really successful, and he's such a great guy too! how does he do it!!?
He's a 'awinr', no one quite like him"
bahlwerg v,n; to leave a ball game early and miss an amazing comback usually because of a lack of faith in one's team
bahlwerg; to blame someone else for having to leave an event too early, especially blaming the youngest of kin
bahlwerg; to jump the gun and miss the fun
1. An exclamation of disgust: yuck
indicates astonishment, resignation and despise; usually used after noticing or hearing something you don't like or you don't know what to think about, to avoid commenting or giving an answer to a question.
1. indicates disdain or unbelief
Word Origin and History for bah
exclamation of contempt, 1817, perhaps c.1600, probably from French bah, Old French ba, expressing surprise, scorn, dismay. Perhaps simply a natural exclamation in such situations; cf. Greek babai!, an exclamation of surprise.
WERG; short for; We R Going
Alright ive had enough, werg!! werg!!! were out of here, we have no chance to comeback
But daddy it aint over til its over, don’t do another “bahlwerg” on me again!! jumpin the gun and missin the fun!!??
You look sick and I miss Ted, lets beat the traffic and get you off to bed
Ok dad but if they comeback and win its on you and Ted, so how bout you go ahead instead cause im a loyal fan, im not a jump the gun, bahlwerg, teddy goober!! so I think i'll just wait until the game is over and then ill take an uber !!!
bathers-klite n; premeditated excuse, before being asked out on a date
a deliberate hint, to turn a date down with a lame excuse
bathers-klite v; a scramble to avoid an obvious jabberwocky
klite; a polite, 'klutsen', plight; a get away from a rambling kluts
klutsen; to scramble or get away
So whats up with you this weekend?
Oh, aah, a lot, i gotta shave my doggy's butt tonight"
belshu!; to bless a belcher for not letting it go out the other end; something to say instead of awkward silence after someone belches! Because we bless people for "snotpaneously"
(spontaneously sneezing) out their germs on us so why not bless a belcher
belch; emit gas noisily from the stomach through the mouth.
oh no thank you for not letting it out the other end
blowgart; What to say to a sexy girl on her birthday while she blows her candles out
blowgart; When a sexy girl is slow to share a joint or bong with someone, so instead of saying 'dont bogart' you say. 'dont blowgart'
blowgart v; to bogart a blow job, usually seen in adult film threesome scenes
hey bambi, dont blowgart!!
Ok, thumper, heehee, youre right, sharing times a happy time!
Bluecifer; the new red hot blue; anyone, or anything fantastically, ‘cool and hot’, a perfect synergistic balance of anything, design, color, products, personalities, looks etc e.g a ‘red hot design made, ‘bluecifer’, much better with just the right amount of ‘blue’
Dude that shirt is beyond red-hot, its ‘bluecifer’!!
blu; shy, unassuming
bonetrak; aksi penyelamatan terhadap penculikan anak-anak
bonetrak; rescue action against child abduction
BO; Brain Overload
BO; Beyond Ourselves
bon; to shine
trak; (pronounced as : “track”; the direction and progress of someone or something)
TRAK ; Technology to Recover Abducted
See, bro have the man kidnap a child..
‘Letsmaa’…‘bonetrak’ to safe the child..!!
Call the police please, bro…?!
bongle doob; aka, ‘dopnophile’, a person who is enthusiastic about anything to do with weed, bongs, doobs and fast food
a bongle doob is also enthusiastic about technology but is too lazy too keep up with the latest trends
bongle; any device, apparatus or thing related to weed, bongs and doobies; to smoke too many bong hits that one bungles an entire day
doob; to smoke a doobie in front of the boobtube
bungle; carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome. a mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion
buljezen n,v; love that doesn’t put up with bullshit; angry with someone you love which means you actually love them
buljezen; love from one who has the courage to keep a lover in check by setting boundries incredibly well
buljezen is the kind of love one is attracted to in a person not only because of their sharp wit but the strength they have to reign in on poor behavior, keeping one morally in check which in turn makes a person stronger and better
buljezen is love from friends who call you out on stuff if they feel it’s bullshit and that’s more attractive and appealing than having friends who just ‘yes’ you to death
JE; Just Energy, Joint Effort
Zen; a wisdom tradition, derived from the Chinese word chan and Sanskrit dhyana, which means meditation, and the root meaning in Sanskrit is to see to observe, to look; to not deny the anger but to handle it properly
Im sorry I got angry with you last night honey!
Its ok babe, buljezen, i deserved it, you don’t put up with my bull which is actually pretty cool and another reason why I love you
buylylu n;(buy-lie-loo) money can buy fake, materialistic ‘love and affection’; unrequited love; one sided, love not recipricated or returned in kind
buylylu v; to buy love and affection; an attempt to attract someone with money or favors; usually from a man trying to keep a woman attracted to him
buylylu; aka; Nice Guy Manipulation; for a guy to buy love and affection known to lure some women for only short periods of time
buylylu; the idea that some women will allow men to do anything for them, giving money doing favors but it wont make them change how they feel about the man, and wont make the man more attractive because money cannot buy attraction
buy; to pay for, using money or favors
ly; to suffer
lu; luo; I wash, i cleanse, purge, i expiate, i pay, i suffer, i satisfy, to cut off, seperate, free
Note: A great relationship requires, great communication skills and shared value of self worth among many other things
Did you hear what happened to pongky?
He asked his buylylu lover if she would still love him if he didnt give her money
What did she say?
She said sure she would still love him but she would miss him too
LOL!! buylylu dong!!, luv that only last until the money is gone
bye uolls! n, used in parting during a conversation to confirm all is 'OK', express good wishes, and to give 'blessings'
literally; " 'ok, 'olls korrect', so goodbye to you all, with 'blessings' "
And then you can blow most peoples mind by telling them the origin of "OK", Ever wonder why we say, "OK'?
cakau n,v('choc' 'au') naughty or disorderly with chocolate
Caka; to be content, to shine
Caka, untuk menjadi konten, untuk bersinar
chosen one ... derived from Arabic origins ... form of Chakir
au; I, me, my.
ou; An exclamation of awe and surprise; wow.
au; I, me
Oh my astaga!!!?? cakau cakau!!??
ya daddy, cakau! cakau! heehee!!
cerealogy n(cearal-ogy); the science of cereals; the breakfast of champions , e.g from understanding how cereal gets soggy, trying to get it not too crunchy, not too soggy but just right, to determine the best cereal to eat while watching your favorite cartoons
cerealogy; the science of e-juice breakfast vaping, meant to help you take the best parts of the morning with you, make everyday a Sunday morning by waking up to an amazing homemade breakfast with no spoon needed
Hey bro how bout skippin skoo and having some breakfast of champs!!??
Ya, ‘cerealogy’!! My favorite subject! Where to??
Where else but "Vaporized", Duncanville Texas, the best rocking vap spot in town!!
coctaihes n (coc-tai-hees) ; when a girl 'cockteases' a guy into buying her a drink and then she leaves him right after getting the cocktail
coctaihes; a man’s uncontrollable urge or desire to aquiesse to a girl’s flirtatious request for a drink, eventhough knowing its inadvisable as most often she’s only interested in the drink, and the conquest
Girl flirting at bar; Hello, I saw you looking n flirtin with me a minute ago, whats up?
Guy; Ya, I saw ‘you’ flirting with ‘me’first, so what can I do you fur?
Girl: Well, Im sitting over there with my friends why don’t you send me on over a drink and then…… ?
Ok, but first you must choose your favorite one of the 3 drink options below.
1"coctaihes”; I'll buy you one drink and we never see each other again(good deal for you but not me)
3 “snogo-slyter”; drinks for you and your friends with no obligations(the best deal for you and friends, but not a sure thing for me)
Guy; So, which one do you prefer?
girl; Ill take #3 the ‘snogo-slyter’ option
Ok, how many do you want?
Im with 2 friends
Ok, 3 snogo-slyters coming up! Ill send them right over
Girl; You’re such a sweety!!
5 minutes later the waiter serves three snogo-slyters to the 3 girls
Waiter; Here you go, 3 snogo-slyters from the gentleman over there.
Girl: What’s in a snogo-slyter”??
Shaved Ice (snow) mixed with water, and a slice of lemon
Bartender; that was classic guy! theyll never coctaihes you again thats for sure
Guy; ya, i may have been born on a tuesday, but it wasnt last tuesday.. Taxi!!!
cuhoty; cool + cute +‘cu’ see you + hoty(pronounced, ‘qoo hotty!’), meaning “cool! See you hottie!”
cuhoty; for anything or anyone, dope, cool or bitchin hot
cu; see you
cuhoty is used when saying goodbye and
at the end of an email or text message to a friend
see you at the party
dailing; ailing(having an extra, excruciating, katzenjammer from excessive amounts of alcohol and lack of sleep) on a work day; a desperate attempt to act normal which not only impairs the ability to work, it raises the stress level causing one to break into a cold wet beaded-face sweat along with uncontrollable shakes
dail; to ail from drinking
Hey are you dailing again today? Its starting to become a daly thing with you.
No im not gonna do another dail, but i am gonna bail
I cant function properly at work and i feel its gonna be a lucky day at the races tonight
Why do i feel another Don Jaily coming on???
Dayson 'J' , n; the new drink of choice, especially for golfers, the first, get serious, non alcoholic, junipier, juiced up ‘jocktail’( for all professional jocks) aka, ‘Jaynipper’, ‘jaycktail’, any drink packed with powerful, mind and body boosting, herbs and fruit juices(preferably organic), Or just an herbal ‘J’(joint) if over 18, and dont 'toke and drive' to always be mindfull to ‘drive safely’ on a golf course or on the road
Dayson J; non alcoholic, liquid marijuana 'jaynniper-jaycktail' drink
A healthier alternative to a golfers typical, bloody mary, Irish coffe, beer or shot of whiskey etc before stepping on to the tee; a shift in the mind set in reference to golf and alcolhol having a happy relationship since 15th century Scotland, where the number ‘18’of holes in a course started because it took 18 shots to polish off a 5th of Scotch Whisky, so the game was finished when the scotch ran out, which is why most golf courses have a bar conveniently located right after the 18th hole
Juniper was a symbol of the Canaanites' fertility goddess Ashera or Astarte in Syria. In the Bible's Old Testament, a juniper with an angelic presence sheltered the prophet Elijah from Queen Jezebel's pursuit. ... It is for its culinary, medicinal and ritual properties that juniper is best known.
‘J’‘joint’; marijuana is now widely known to help with all kinds of ailments such as cancer etc etc...
This entry is specially dedicated to pro golfer Jason Day and his mother’s great comeback recovery from lung cancer
Have a nice Dayson J!
Bartender: what can i get you today
pro golfer: well ive tried it the other way, and i dont think it helps my play,
so I think its about time for a 'Dayson J' !
Debbie Copperfield v, n; a mother/grandmother who can make things disappear like a David Copperfield magic vanishing act.
“ladies and gentlemen!!! lets hear it for Debbie Copperfield again!!! mom, you just had your hand phone in your hand, now its gone, how do you do it!!??
Well, Ill tell you son, there is an unwritten rule amongst magicians to never reveal how a trick is done, but what I can tell you is that I don't use any hidden strings or secret traps....Don't worry i didnt lose it, i just cant remember where i put the stupid thing.... what is it we’re looking for again?