01 Dec 2017

cona-opaths

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cona-opaths n; any female claiming minority status(usually, in order to thwart an enemy) even when there is absolutely no physical resemblance, or documented confirmation

 

cona-opaths; a female, ‘political psychopath’, who will stop at nothing in order to tear (especially her male, superior) an opponent down

 

Neapolitan

 

Cona; image

 

Galician

 

Cona;cona f (pluralconas)

 

1.   (vulgar) vagina

 

Interjection

 

cona

 

1.   (vulgar)damn

 

 

 

Old Irish

 

cona

 

 m (genitivecon, nominative pluralcoin)

 

1.   dog, hound

 

2.   wolf

 

 

 

Portuguese[edit]

 

cum (pluralcus)

 

1.   (Brazil,vulgar)arsehole or asshole (anus)

 

2.   (Portugal,vulgar)ass, arse, butt

 

3.   (Brazil,vulgar) an annoying or boring person

 

4.   (Brazil,vulgar) anything annoying, boring or somewhat bad

 

 

 

Vietnamese

 

co; variant of ‘cu’

 

cu; a hoot

 

 

 

Cona is Portuguese vernacular for vagina. The most accurate English translation would be cunt. Apparently it's also a common italian last name and an italian town (near Venice). Levar na cona

 

 

 

opath- opathy. A suffix that denotes a disease or disorder, as in neuropathy (a disorder of the peripheral nerves).

 

opath ; From Ancient Greekπ?θος (páthos, “suffering”).

 

psychopath; unstable, aggressive person

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can you believe this blue eyed, blonde haired, lady formally registered herself as a minority Indian??!!

 

Ya, well she’s what we Indians call a, 'cona-opaths',''half, dirty dog, half, Hungry wolf = dolfH ” ; a 'dolfH, Hitler’,psychopath, mixed with 'Standing Bull-shit' would reason that just because her father fantasized about having sex with younger Indian girls, it qualifies her to be Indian

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18 Feb 2018

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11 Jan 2018

Amyavoid

 

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AMYavoid(can be a noun and verb); “A Mental Yoni” one should “avoid”; any unsavory disease causing, bad, waxy girl(Inspired by all the rotten, girls with the name. ‘Amy’, see in Urban Dictionary), especially, an overly brawny, cuntspiculous chick with balls so big, she loses her Yoni, turns into a prick, and then like a chia pet, grows a spotted dick and gets her sugar daddy to buy her a shetlin pony

AMYavoid; pocho, a mexican girl so far removed from her roots, loses her culture and becomes an evil vulture 

AMY; A Mental Yoni

 

 

amyloid. "starch-like," 1857, coined in German (1839) from Latin amylum (see amyl) + Greek-derived suffix -oid. The noun is attested from 1872.

 

yoni (plural yonis) Sanskrit

 

1.  The female sexual organs, or a symbol of them, especially as an object of veneration within certain types of Hinduism, Buddhism, and other cultures.

 

The following is Urban dictionary’s take on the bad ‘Amy’ we should avoid

 

Amy is an extreme form of slut, known for preying on other girls boyfriends and stalking them over facebook. Amy's are desprate and have massive penis's, they'll do anything that moves and claim they love somebody but actually 'love' every man in a 20 mile radius.

 

Amy;  mega slut that will steal your boyfriend in the blink of an eye...... 

 

1) A person who grabs bikini tops off girls at the beach.

2) Another term to grab aggressively; steal. Can also be used as a verb.

 

Yo that guy just amyed my wallet.

 

 

 

Amy; mean bitch that thinks she is the shit.

 

 

 

Amy; Belongs in a mental institution.

 

AMY ; THE MOST BASIC PERSON EVER LIKE IF YOU WERE TO PUT SOMEONE WHO IS ACIDIC NEXT TO HER THAT GUY WOUD DISSAPEAR SO BASIC SHE IL BURN U IF U TOUCH HER

 

Amy is a person who is really fun at first then gets really annoying. She is decent looking but thinks she isn't. She is really insecure.

 

 

 

spotted dick; a dotted spick; a Spanish chick with a polka dotted dick 

 

Amyloidosis; disease caused by a bad wax build up

 

 

 

 

What's wrong?

I just got a dose of a bad Amy!!

Careful thats Amyloid, you better Amyavoid that or youll get Amyloidosis

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11 Jan 2018

Amyxican’t

 

 

 

Amyxican’t (a mixican’t); any rude cuntspiculous, Mexican chick using an American name such as, ‘Amy’, but can’t pull it off, only ends up acting like a 'merk', a mexican jerk

 

Amyixcan't is similar to when a white guy tries to act black which would be ‘wack’

 

Merk; a mean, Mexican jerk

 

 

 

Urban dick

 

merk

 

merk: noun; some one who goes on 4chan all day, avoiding their necessities of life, even in causing stress, drama and anger in other peoples lives.

 

merkunknown

 

To diss, to intellectually injure someone.

 

to "creep on" or stalk people (or a certain person) via the internet, usually on a social networking site like facebook

 

Merk is a combination of mean and jerk. A merk would not understand what they are being called because mean jerks are not intelligent. You can also combine other words to make your own insults that not many will understand; insulting them on a new level and not explaining your madness behind it. You're welcome.

 

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10 Sep 2017

apeman-asan

 

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apemanasan v(apeman-asan); to hit and run on a, hun (short for honey); irregular, lazy lover, chumpansy, monkey-ass, foreplay

Asturian and Spanish

asan, asar, to roast

Kapampangan

asan; fish

Romansch

asan; male donkey ass

Spanish

to pester, to plague 

 

English

 asan, asa; plague ; An ornamental staff held by a ruling monarch as a symbol of power

 

chumpansy; the bitch in the relationship;

 chump; (opposite of Trump) a blockhead; a loser. Or The thick end, especially of a piece of wood or of a joint of meat.

 pansy; Someone who has the intelligence of a chimpanzee and makes stupid decisions

 

apemanasan; gorilla-arfware, foreplay; by a man who barely bothers to, shower or take his clothes off before intercourse, and after a quick, whambam, thankyou mam climax, rolls over, and goes to sleep

 

 

 arf; Representing the sound of a dog's bark.

 arf; Sometimes has the same connotations of sexual innuendo as woof.

 

Arf-Arf

when you have just raped, destroyed, dissed, BxR'd or had multiple counts of unprotected sex, this is your war cry afterwards. Urban dictionary

Gorilla arf-ware; tactical sexual weapon that backfires

 

 

 

 

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21 Jun 2017

appsent-minded

appsent-minded adj; absent minded, because of excessive multitasking between apps on phone, pc and other gadgets, causing ‘stimulation overload’, which further pushes the brain into overdrive making one to not only forget how to talk and focus but no longer able to enjoy the more simple organic activities in life such as visiting friends in person or just calling them to talk instead of text

appsent-minded; to pretend to pay attention to someone while holding a hand phone, texting or waiting for a text,  rather than e.g, holding her hand, looking into her eyes, sincerely listening and hearing what she is trying to communicate to you

appsent-minded; consumate multitasker, which really only amounts to just, ‘splitting one’s own brain’ into what researchers have called, “spotlights”, making the brain frantically switch back and forth, focusing only a few seconds on  each activity, thus being less productive

appsent-minded; multitasker, considered to be very bad because they are less productive and skills like filtering out irrelivent information declines

 

 

waz up my main man??

Ahh, not much, why did you want to meet and why are you talking so strange?

Well, I thought we should meet cause its been so long(about 6 months) since ive used my vocal cords, almost forgot how to talk, kinda forgot what my best friend and business partner looked like, and im multitasking so much, im becoming, “appsent-minded”, im actually seeing the spotlights in my splitted brain, like a fire-pinball game… We’re not accomplishing much because were relying more on machines than our own brain power which is making us less productive, dumb  and numb to the world around us…

So what else is on your mind?

 

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14 Jan 2018

ARK-diam

 

 

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ARK diam!, Seize the day!! With…..

 

“Acts of Random, Kappiness!; happiness from speading ‘Kindness’; have a diamond day!

 

ARK--diam!: ‘deize the ‘say!(seize the day, watch what you say) performing at least one act of kindness in a day spreads ‘kappiness’ the happiest kind of happiness there is 

 

Trusting much on words we create today will most definitely benefit tomorrow

 

Where ‘carpe diem’ is the more hedonistic, ‘just do it’, master-celebrator of; just, ‘enjoying the present while trusting little on what tomorrow may bring’

 

then, ‘ARK- diam’ would transcend that mantra to remind us we can do more than just enjoy the present, we can trust what tomorrow will bring by what we do today, spreading kindness, as it plays a most important part of many positive tomorrows and all the beauty it will bring; And that is priceless, much more precious than the world’s most valuable, ‘diamond ring’

 

performinging a single, random act of kindness while seizing a day, will not only generate ‘kappiness’ (a much deeper, more gratifying joy that goes way beyond mere happiness)it will also insure a better tomorrow, as people and words are more precious than any, ‘diamonds are forever’

ARK-diam, a seized day employing, Kindness/Kappiness is a language where the ‘deaf’ can hear and the ‘blind’ can see, add to that miracle, ‘Infinite Intelligence’ whose always watching, and you’ll get the power of 3, so we trust those good words used today, like good deeds in reaping what we sow, will benefit many more tomorrows as we go

 

ARK-diam; seize the day, in an energetic, competitive and have fun, sevousplay', kind of way,

 

but be ready to get cut like a diamond for what you believe in today….

 

for as long as you balance it all with a random act of ‘kindness’, that’s it! Youre in! Youre a precious, refined, ‘diamond king pin’ ….

 

which basically means no matter what happens to you that day, it'll always be recorded by the power of 3 invested in thee, as a bonafide, “Arkapp diamant”, ‘seized ‘win’

 

The ‘kapp’ in ARK?

 

seizing the day spreading ‘kappiness’, goes beyond the enjoyment one gets from just pleasing oneself to be happy, kappy is more precious than diamonds

 

ARKapp-diamant!’ kappiness mantra (preferably used first thing in the morning, look at self in mirror, raise right hand as if you were tipping a hat to yourself) then confirm the following:  

 

“I am a precious diamond; a chunka, chunka, burning love, smoldering coal that did very well under pressure, so nothing can break me or my destiny, or even this dreamy day, as long as I remember to be, ‘kappy’, which goes way beyond just plain ‘happy’ when measured in ‘kind’…

 

ARK-diam!!! Enjoy your day, and don’t forget kappy!!, You don’t have to be cruel to be kind!!”

 

ARKapp diamant!!; Successful end to an ARK diam day…..

Kappiness;  kind + happy = ‘kappiness’

 

 

Icelandic

 

kapp n (genitive singular kapps, no plural)

 

1.  zeal, eagerness

 

2.  energy, effort

 

3.  competition

 

Albanian

 

kap (first-person singular past tense kapa, participle kapur)

 

1.  grab

 

2.  catch

 

3.  grip

 

hungarian

 

kap; to get, to receive

 

swedish

 

kap; catch

 

Icelandic

 

dei, dey

 

1.  inflection of deyja:

 

to die

 

 

deize(day + seize); short for ‘seize the day’(carp-diem), with God

 

deize, dei deus! Seize the day with God and be ready to Die for what you believe in

 

Nobiscum deus ("God with us") was a battle cry of the late Roman Empire and of the Byzantine Empire. The name Amadeus translates to "for love of God". The genitive/dative dei occurs in such phrases as Roman Catholic organization Opus Dei (work of God), Agnus Dei (Lamb of God) and Dei Gratia (By the Grace of God).

 

 

 

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12 Dec 2017

Ashek-ittaqullah!

 

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ashek Ittaqullah; a Turkish/Arabic phrase that doesn’t mean;

“I shake-itwith-tequila!!!, like a drunken prostitute, it means……

 

Ashek!‘be bright’ (be smart, not a dumb, light, 'air-head', bangpire, bar fliar)

 

Ittaqullah!‘fear God’, embrace the spirit of love and be faithful (not the spirit of slamming back shots of tequila, while leading a reckless sex life 

 

The husband tries to explain to the wife the real meaning of Ashek-Ittaqullah....... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Husband: " Sweetheart Im sorry but youve been a flight attendant now for almost 10 years, you're gone flying around the world most of the time, so i think its about time you quit and come home to your husband and 3 kids, we miss you and need you

 Wife; How dare you request such a thing from me!!? You were the one who left me 5 times every week, and before you left the house every morning you would tell me you were going to 'shake it-with tequila, drinking with girls all day.... ive just been doing the same thing you have but just around the world, with men!

Husband: Baby!! First of all, I was going to the office, to work, you know provide for the family as we do? And, when I said, "Ashek Ittaqulah" it was to remind you to, be smart, fear God, love your husband and kids, and be faithful!! You are a Muslim you know.

Wife; Oops, my bad, I guess, but your timing is not so good bb, ive just been hired by the new airline, Girludah-Air and was already personally promoted to the Mile-High, 'Tight Afflendant' club, by Captain Spitt himself, in his, super cool, Bad Spitt cock-Pitt,  which means I get to wear a sexier, tighter fitting, uniform and visit more exotic countries etc, and i cant just quit like that, Id have to first break up with all my "Foreign friends, with benefits" if you know what i mean, (they've earned a lot of miles with me), I couldnt do that to them, you know im a nice girl!!

Husband; I think its time for a divorce

Wife; What did I do this time honey!!?? You know i cant cook!!? ....

 

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26 Feb 2017

awinr

 

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awinr n(a winner); Not just 'a winner', but an exemplary ‘inner winner’,  awinr in another class

The most ‘unique’ awe inspiring, well liked kind of self made winner, in business, family, and in all aspects of life

‘awinr’; aka, ‘inner winner’, is a master of psychological tactics in business and life using the most powerful performing enhancer of all, his ‘inner winning mind’; with supreme levels of confidence, commitment and self discipline and an innate ability to put himself into any state of mind desired within seconds, can maintain concentration and focus coping with stress and tention, all while being able to relax and enjoy the finer things in life.

But what makes awinr most unique is his love for family, he never forgets his friends and where he came from, has empathy for those less fortunate, and is constanty, mentally aware of his surroundings as ‘awinr’ always sees it coming.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man that guy is really successful, and he's such a great guy too! how does he do it!!?

He's a 'awinr', no one quite like him"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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07 Feb 2017

bahlwerg

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bahlwerg v,n; to leave a ball game early and miss an amazing comback usually because of a lack of faith in one's team

bahlwerg; to blame someone else for having to leave an event too early, especially blaming the youngest of kin

bahlwerg; to jump the gun and miss the fun

 

 

bah

1. An exclamation of disgust: yuck

 

Italian

 

bah;

indicates astonishment, resignation and despise; usually used after noticing or hearing something you don't like or you don't know what to think about, to avoid commenting or giving an answer to a question.



Spanish

bah

1. indicates disdain or unbelief


Word Origin and History for bah

exclamation of contempt, 1817, perhaps c.1600, probably from French bah, Old French ba, expressing surprise, scorn, dismay. Perhaps simply a natural exclamation in such situations; cf. Greek babai!, an exclamation of surprise.

 

WERG; short for;  We R Going

 

 

Dutch

 

erg


awful, terrible

 

 

 

 

 

Alright ive had enough, werg!! werg!!! were out of here, we have no chance to comeback

 

But daddy it aint over til its over, don’t do another “bahlwerg” on me again!! jumpin the gun and missin the fun!!??

You look sick and I miss Ted, lets beat the traffic and get you off to bed

Ok dad but if they comeback and win its on you and Ted, so how bout you go ahead instead cause im a loyal fan, im not a jump the gun, bahlwerg, teddy goober!! so I think i'll just wait until the game is over and then ill take an uber  !!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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10 Dec 2017

Bangpire

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Bangpire;  a ‘Dev-ill’ in disguise(see bux fuddy) a lady of the night and or day(originating from the Bangpire Bats gang of CJ's bar Mula-iya! and 'Bats' Shag-rilah' hotels of Indonesia, ) much worse than any vampire because they are very real and unlike vampires they don’t want your blood, they want the guy to suck their blood and are extremely clever with tricking the guy into drinking the bangpires first blood taste like a powerful potion that conjures a spell the guys will feel theyre falling in love when theyre really on their way to cinta(love) monyet(monkey) hotel hell

 

bangpire; when a girl, especially a prostitute, seduces or tricks a guy into bed without warning the guy before he continues and when its too late even though he notices the red in bed the spell compells him to go ahead 

A  bangpire will play guys into an emotional feel by banging and mashing them down, destroying love and taking hearts is a bangpires favorite thing to steal

 

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18 Dec 2017

barf-flies

 

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barf-flies; facebook-relationship-braggers;

Couples who display, over the internet, a lot of markers for narcissistic personality disorders known as the least secure in relationships; 2 flie couples who brag about their relationship are the ones most in trouble as they are only trying to mask their own insecurities, and at the same time seeking reassurance from others  

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15 Nov 2017

batam-eters

batam-eters v; to be-cum-quam(in with a certain way, especially a balanced degree)  staying young(bata) by way of natural, medicinal, activities proven to rejuvenate, usually things that some still consider to be taboo improper, immoral, or evil  

 

batam-eter; a master at eating, drinking and leading a merrily wild, balanced cum-quam, healthy, lifestyle

 

batam-eter; one who shines, a youthful glow, energetic and extremely happy   

 

 

 

bata’ (young,youthful) ‘m’(medicinal, i.e master-bater, mouth/muff-kissing, meditate, massage, medicate, medical marijuana, magical mushrooms

 

 

 

Tagalog

 

bata; young, sweetheart, to persevere; to endure, to bear

 

to grow young again; to be rejuvenated

 

 

 

Borrowed from Old French baer (“to open the mouth”); compare French bayer.

 

ba (third-person singular simple present bas, present participle baing, simple past and past participle baed)

 

  1. (transitive, obsolete) To kiss

 

ba (plural bas)

 

  1. In ancient Egyptian mythology, a being's soul or personality, represented as a bird-headed figure, which survives after death but must be sustained with offerings of food

 

Akan

 

ba

 

  1. (Fante) come

 

Haitian Creole

 

ba

 

  1. give

 

Yapese

 

to be (doing something)

 

Zulu

 

ba

 

  1. to be
  2. to become

 

 

 

Interjection

 

ba-dum ching

 

Imitating a drum roll and cymbal crash played as a comic sting.

 

(humorous) Used to underscore or acknowledge a joke; the noise that you make after someone tells a joke, can be done orally or by a drum kit.

 

Basque

 

ba

 

Suffix appended to words to create a kinship term

 

 

 

 

ba-dongadong; slang, penis and breast

 

ba da bing, ba da boom

 

interjection

 

An exclamation describing something that happens quickly and easily : went in to get a tattoo—ba da bing, ba da boom

 

 

 

From Thai ????? (yaa-bâa, “madness drug”).

 

ya ba

 

  1. (rare, chiefly Asia) A tablet containing a mix of methamphetamine and caffeine, popular among drug users in Thailand.

 

Crimean Tatar

 

tam

 

1.    teeming, full

 

From Old English t?man, whence also team.

 

teem (third-person singular simple present teems, present participle teeming, simple past and past participle teemed)

 

  1. To be stocked to overflowing.
    • Sir Walter Scott

 

his mind teeming with schemes of future deceit to cover former villainy

 

  1. To be prolific; to abound.

 

Risk is everywhere. From tabloid headlines insisting that coffee causes cancer (yesterday, of course, it cured it) to stern government warnings about alcohol and driving, the world is teeming with goblins.

 

  1. To bring forth young, as an animal; to produce fruit, as a plant; to bear; to be pregnant; to conceive; to multiply

 

To think fit

 

Latin

 

tam

 

From Proto-Indo-European *téh?m, accusative of *séh?, feminine of *só. Conf er with its masculine form Latin tum, as in cum-quam.

 

Latin

 

cum; with

 

quam

 

  1. in what (which) way, to what (which) degree; how, how much, as much as, as far as

 

tam; pikul ----units of measure) A traditional South and East Asian unit of weight, based upon the load of a shoulder pole and varying by place and over time but usually standardized at about 60 kg.

 

Dutch

 

Etymology

 

root of eten 'to eat' + -er

 

eter; to eat

 

From Latin aeth?r (“the upper pure, bright air”), from Ancient Greek α?θ?ρ (aith?r, “upper air”), from α?θω (aíth?, “I burn, shine”).

 

Norwegian Bokmål

 

From Old Norse eta, from Proto-Germanic *etan?, from Proto-Indo-European *h?ed-.

 

ete (imperative et, present tense eter, passive etes, simple past åt, past participle ett, present participle etende)

 

  1. to eat

 

Albanian

 

et; to set out for; to strive'

 

et; thirst

 

Latin

 

From Proto-Indo-European *éti. Cognate with Old English prefix ed- (“anew, again”). More at ed-.

 

et; beans, meat, and amperstand, the number ‘8’ Chinese lucky number

 

 

 

 

Hey whats that happy sexy couples secret, how do they keep looking so young!!

Theyre 'batam-eters', healthy balanced, thrill seekers, not filthy naysaying bottom feeders, theyre on a constant physical and spiritual adventure

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18 Jan 2017

bathers-klite

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bathers-klite n; premeditated excuse, before being asked out on a date

a deliberate hint, to turn a date down with a lame excuse

bathers-klite v; a scramble to avoid an obvious jabberwocky

 

klite; a polite, 'klutsen', plight; a get away from a rambling kluts

Dutch

klutsen; to scramble or get away

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So whats up with you this weekend?

Oh, aah, a lot, i gotta shave my doggy's butt tonight"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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19 Feb 2017

belshu

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belshu!; to bless a belcher for not letting it go out the other end; something to say instead of awkward silence after someone belches! Because we bless people for "snotpaneously"

(spontaneously sneezing) out their germs on us so why not bless a belcher

belch; emit gas noisily from the stomach through the mouth.

 

 

 

buuuuurp!

belshu!!

Thank you!!

oh no thank you for not letting it out the other end

 

 

 

 

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31 Aug 2017

bi-pratisan

 

A 'bi-trumpissan' vs 'bi-pratisan' Party  

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 =   kissing your ass         =respect               

bi-trumpissan; the stronger party winners, who turn the 'pissing contest' into a 'kissing conquest', bi-kicking-ass

pissing contest; a contest or rivalry in which the main concern of the parties involved is the conspicuous demonstration of superiority.

conquest 

Victory gained through combat; the subjugation of an enemy.

An act or instance of overcoming an obstacle.

the winning of favor, affection, love, etc

the act or art of gaining a person's compliance, love, etc, by seduction or force of personality 

a person, whose compliance, love, etc, has been won over by seduction or force of personality

Etymology: 13th Century: from Old French conqueste, from Vulgar Latin conqu?sta (unattested), from Latin conqu?s?ta, feminine past participle of conqu?rere to seek out, procure; see conquer

trump; beat (someone or something) by saying or doing something better

a valuable resource that may be used, especially as a surprise, in order to gain an advantage

early 16th century: alteration of triumph, once used in card games in the same sense.

 

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bi-pratisan; AKA bi-asskissin = your, "little beatch bender"

dependent, most irritating, least intimidating, bi-kissing ass, party

a pusillanimous, sub-par-sittin, presidential, ass-kissin puppetry administration; displaying only mastering the art of political lip service, while wandering about golf courses, as the most, ‘asstute’, prat talking, arrogant speaker, a party has even seen  

PRA; President, Royal Asskisser   

 

PRA: ‘Puppet Reared, Asskissenger’

 

tis; it 'tis' what it is, and what it is, is, a ‘trifle’, ass-kissin party 

 

bi-pratisan; a ‘rat-pissin’ (allowing to be pissed upon by enemy rats) party, legacy no better than ‘parsittin’(sitting, goffer, golfer)

 

 

 

bi-pratisan; a dark, dull, insignificant, tar-pissin party (first African American to take a pissing contest)bent-over chicken style, ‘bi-ass-kissin’

‘Pratsident of the United States; Little beach bender(eg of the United States or any country with a prat for a president) 

 

prat; A buttock, or the buttocks; a person's bottom. [from 16th c

 

 

A fool.

 

dutch

 

1. used with op) focused, bent, fixated

 

2. (obsolete) proud, haughty, arrogant

 

A pride, arrogance

 

swedish

 

prat; Speech, talk

 

czech

 

prat; hope for

 

pratum 

 

From Proto-Indo-European *preh?- (to bend).

 

From Middle English prat, from Old English præt, prætt (trick, prank, craft, art, wile), from Proto-Germanic *prattuz (boastful talk, deceit), from Proto-Indo-European *brodno- (to wander about). Cognate with Saterland Frisian prat, Dutch pret (fun, pleasure, gaity), obsolete Dutch prat (cunning, strategem, scheme, a prideful display, arrogance), Low German prot, Norwegian prette (trick), Icelandic prettur (a trick). Related to pretty.

 

 

 

etymology

 Obama; Origins. Luo word Obama means "to bend".

Obama is also a Japanese surname literally meaning "little beach".

 The Luo dialect, Dholuo (pronounced [d?ólúô]) or Nilotic Kavirondo (pejorative colonial term), is the eponymous dialect of the Luo group of Nilotic languages, spoken by about 6 million Luo people of Kenya and Tanzania, who occupy parts of the eastern shore of Lake Victoria and areas to the south.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hip hip PRAy!! hip hip PRAy!!! Keep on Trumpissan all the way!!

You mean hip hip hurray!!??

Ya, but PRAy, like, 'pray' as in pray that we never have a  PRATisan, little beatch-bending party, ever again!  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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28 Aug 2017

bi-trumpissan

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bi-trumpissan adj; Independent, most intimidating and powerful biconic party of one, leader of the pee world; president with the best chance to help end the, ‘pissin-brata’, perpetual political pissing contests that waste time and money 

 

bi-conic; bionic, independent partisan-icon, the real live super-man leader that so many people are afraid and jealous of

bi-trumpissan; what a country gets when electing an independent President who is not beholden to either party or any rules of engagement

 

bi-trumpissan; A party where the bigger person; Trump, with or without dems support, forges ahead a unifying language that goes way beyond policy debates, and pissing competitions

bi-trumpissan; a president’s relentless effort to reach out to, and govern a swamp of Trump hating partisanship, brats (the real bully) who continue to neglect, with noses up, to do the job they are paid to do which is to serve the American people, while encouraging both parties to set aside their differences and collaborate on policy challenges from health care to immigration 

 

 bi-trumpissan; party leadership, that can drastically reduce the wasteful practice of party politician, ‘pissing contests’ aka GOPee-Pee-ers

 bi-trumpissan; Trump leadership (at its worst, rocking a swampy pirate ship that pisses off hard lined progressives, repubes and democraps, e.g Mit romney and Maxine Waters, witch hunters who were not only already pissed off at the get go but are also constantly, ‘taking a piss’ on the President of the, “United” States of America, but never phasing the Donald J Trump drive

bi-trumpissan; a savior and blessing, independent party of one; the first ever, non-politician, no puppet strings attached, president, best fit to lead by example

bi-trumpissan; a party that will make sure both sides start pissing in the right direction, in order for all Americans to ‘win’ because it will take someone like, Trump to finally incinerate (end by firing) the usual, bipartisan, ‘compee-trition’(the attrition from pissing competitions) bickering that’s been pissing away American’s hard earn money into the ‘wind’…..

But of course, the hard, left, Trump haters and fake news media who fail miserably every time to destroy him would still try to, negatively spin sound bites of a good thing, like Trump finally, ‘breaking’ the government’s practice of throwing money into the ‘wind’ by accusing Trump of, ‘breaking wind’, wasting gas, eroding the ozone layer and causing a global warming catastrophe that will end the world as we know it. But then maybe the vexing left will finally really leave the building(the white house) for good, complaining about inheriting Trumps ‘wind’, whereas, the righteous, right’s reaction, would obviously be to stay and celebrate inheriting the ‘win’.    

 

"True love for our people requires us to find common ground, to advance the common good, and to cooperate on behalf of every American child who deserves a brighter future."……..

 

….we can only get there together, We are one people, with one destiny. We all bleed the same blood. We all salute the same flag. And we are all made by the same God."  DONALD J TRUMP

 

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16 Jul 2017

blowgart

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blowgart; What to say to a sexy girl on her birthday while she blows her candles out

blowgart;  When a sexy girl is slow to share a joint or bong with someone, so instead of saying 'dont bogart' you say. 'dont blowgart'                                        

blowgart v; to bogart a blow job, usually seen in adult film threesome scenes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hey bambi, dont blowgart!!

Ok, thumper, heehee, youre right, sharing times a happy time!

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15 Mar 2017

bluecifer

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Bluecifer; the new red hot blue; anyone, or anything fantastically, ‘cool and hot’, a perfect synergistic balance of anything, design, color, products, personalities, looks etc  e.g a ‘red hot design made, ‘bluecifer’, much better with just the right amount of ‘blue’

 

 

Dude that shirt is beyond red-hot, its ‘bluecifer’!!

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12 Dec 2016

bluli

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bluli n; black and blue eye from a 'tormentor'

bluly n; any mark or sign of physical abuse on a person

 

 

Norwegian

blu; shy, unassuming

blu; blue

Samoan

uli

  1. black; blackish (any dark color)

 

 

 

 

 

'hey, is that a 'bluli' i see?'

 'no i ran into a tree' 

'Really??, i may have been born on a Tuesday, but it wasn't last Tuesday. my dear'

 

 

 

 

 

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11 Feb 2018

BOMBARDON ME

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bombardon me; a bomshell pardon 

what to say after after bumping into a bombshell

 

bombardon me; what a bomshell says after burping, or after making any other unintentional miss-hap  

bombshell; slang, extremely sexy, a 'dish', a hot, rad, honey babe 

 

 

 

 

 

patron at Bomshells sports bar in Dallas bumps into a bombshell waitress

patron;

"bombardon me! Butt, I think im seeing double, double D's!??"

Bombshell;

"youre not seeing double sir, this isnt, Hooters, its Bombshells what youre seeing are booters;bombshells with 'booty hooters'!

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01 May 2017

bonetrak

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bonetrak; aksi penyelamatan terhadap penculikan anak-anak

bonetrak; rescue action against child abduction

BO; Brain Overload

BO; Beyond Ourselves

Old English

bon; to shine

old French

bon; good

proto-germanic

bone; straight

old norse

bone; advantageous,convenient,friendly

trak; (pronounced as : “track”; the direction and progress of someone or something)

TRAK ; Technology to Recover Abducted  

              Kids

See, bro have the man kidnap a child..

‘Letsmaa’…‘bonetrak’ to safe the child..!!

Call the police please, bro…?!

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28 Feb 2017

bongle doob

 

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bongle doob; aka, ‘dopnophile’, a person who is enthusiastic about anything to do with weed, bongs, doobs and fast food

a bongle doob is also enthusiastic about technology but is too lazy too keep up with the latest trends

bongle; any device, apparatus or thing related to weed, bongs and doobies; to smoke too many bong hits that one bungles an entire day

doob; to smoke a doobie in front of the boobtube

 

bungle; carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome. a mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion

 

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02 Apr 2017

buljezen

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buljezen n,v; love that doesn’t put up with bullshit;  angry with someone you love which means you  actually love them

buljezen; love from one who has the courage to keep a lover in check by setting boundries incredibly well

buljezen is the kind of love one is attracted to in a person not only because of their sharp wit but the strength they have to reign in on poor behavior, keeping one morally in check which in turn makes a person stronger and better

buljezen is love from friends who call you out on stuff if they feel it’s bullshit and that’s more attractive and appealing than having friends who just ‘yes’ you to death

 

Slovenia

jezen; anger

JE; Just Energy, Joint Effort

Zen; a wisdom tradition, derived from the Chinese word chan and Sanskrit dhyana, which means meditation, and the root meaning in Sanskrit is to see to observe, to look; to not deny the anger but to handle it properly

 

 

 

Im sorry I got angry with you last night honey!

Its ok babe, buljezen, i deserved it, you don’t put up with my bull which is actually pretty cool and another reason why I love you

 

 

 

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12 Dec 2017

Bux Fudy Bar Flie

 

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bux fudy bar flie; (originating from, cj’s bar, “Mula-iya!” and Bats “Shag-rilah”, jakarta)

 

bux fudy bar flie; bar fly girls who actually end up looking like actual ‘flies’, “filling” heads, with ‘lies’, while they hypnotize you with their fire of desire, aka ‘bangpire’, a spell that can make lies fly 

flies; filling heads with lies

flie; a lie that wont  fly

 

bux fudy; menopausal nymphomaniac; a sexual vampire, unleashed after years of sexual fidelity; the most devi-stating, sexually powerful, skilled and sought out for kind of prostitute who is more interested in the, ‘bux’(bule-expat sex, and thrill of the experience, not all the experiences of course) and the endless parade of unimaginable pleasure than any money she may get from it, although a bux fuddy will always say they only do the sex biz for the money which is just an excuse  

 

Profile of a bux fudy bar fliar 

 

A bux fudy is devastatingly sexy and insatiable at the bar. An overly sexual, bar-fly, nympho female, usually, middle aged, divorced mothers with flabby mommy tummies, who pick up many strange men every week in hotel bars, giving a lot of unprotected, xxx, ‘bux’(bule-expat-sex) sex with strange foreign men, many times for free which is why a bux fudy is usually in debt

 

A bux fuddy enjoys(addickshun) to being a prostitute so much they can never quit, even if offered a way out, in order to quit that lifestyle, including a regular job that pays better, or even if someone offered their hand in marriage, they would rather buck any offer in order to keep on buxing like a prostitute

 

A bux fudy will insist she’s not a pathological prostitute and that she doesn’t like having sex with strange men every week and that she desperately wants to get a husband. However, she’ll use the excuse that no one will want a widow with kids. But the real reason a bux fuddy will never try to get another job is simply because she doesn’t want to. She’ll say she’s either too old or that there are no jobs available or shell make up any lame excuse for not trying.

 

A bux fuddy will lead a guy on, making him feel sympathetic towards her in order to get as much sex and romance as she can out of him because that is really what she’s after. And no matter what the client offers to help her quit being a prostitute, she will buck and block any offer in order to continue to be a common bar fly prostitute. She actually doesn’t want a permanent man even if it would make things somewhat less hotel like

 

Its the hunt, the catch and the wild bux sex, is what a bux fudy girl most desires and is why she doesn’t demand that much money for the sex. And sometimes, she won’t accept any money in order to make her feel as if she’s leading a normal life. And if she picks up a certain top performing guy who has the most time to satisfy her the way she wants it, she will bux him for months for free until the bule-expat finally realizes she actually has no intention of ever quitting having sex with many other strange men every week.

 

A bux fuddy only wants enough money to pay for nasi goreng and occasional movie tickets for her kids who have no idea that mommy is a bux fudy, bar fly, bangpire, addick, and will always be a bux fudy, as long as she can attract the bux, but as soon as the looks are gone, the bux stop there.

 

 

 

bux; bucks from bule-expat sex

 

BUX; Bule-expat Sex

 

BUX; Buck Up Xpat(to make a foreigner happy in order to get laid )

 

bucks; oppose or resist (something that seems oppressive or inevitable)

 

bucks; to make someone more cheerful; cheer up, pick up, take heart, perk up

 

buck; dollar

 

scots

 

fud; (vulgar) cunt(vagina), an idiot

 

fudy; fouled-up female sex buddy, addicted to the prostitution life

 

 

FUD; Fear, uncertainty, and doubt

 

 

 

 

dude i wanta marry her, im serious!

Dont even go there bro, shes a bux fudy bar fliar! They are like homeless jobless people who live on the street and even if you give them a job, a home and your love, they will be right back on the street homeless again because its in their blood, just like bux fudy bar fliars, they fill your head with lies and hypnotize and then youl see they arent so pretty, they end up looking like nasty flies, and then youll see right through their 'flies'

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10 Apr 2017

buylylu

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buylylu n;(buy-lie-loo) money can buy fake, materialistic ‘love and affection’; unrequited love; one sided, love not recipricated or returned in kind

buylylu v; to buy love and affection; an attempt to attract someone with money or favors; usually from a man trying to keep a woman attracted to him

buylylu; aka; Nice Guy Manipulation; for a guy to buy love and affection known to lure some women for only short periods of time

buylylu; the idea that some women will allow men to do anything for them, giving money doing favors but it wont make them change how they feel about the man, and wont make the man more attractive because money cannot buy attraction

buy; to pay for, using money or favors

Afrikaans

ly; to suffer

Basque

lu; vagina

Ido

He She

Old French

lu; wolf

Tocharian

lu; animal

Veps

lu; bone

Zazaki

lu; fox

Danish

lu; flame

Italian

lue; syphilis

Latin

lu; luo; I wash, i cleanse, purge, i expiate, i pay, i suffer, i satisfy, to cut off, seperate, free

 

 

 

Note: A great relationship requires, great communication skills and shared value of self worth among many other things

 

 

 

Did you hear what happened to pongky?

What?

He asked his buylylu lover if she would still love him if he didnt give her money

What did she say?

She said sure she would still love him but she would miss him too

LOL!! buylylu dong!!, luv that only last until the money is gone

 

 

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29 Nov 2016

bye uolls

(exclamation)

bye uolls! n, used in parting during a conversation to confirm all is 'OK', express good wishes, and to give 'blessings'

literally; " 'ok, 'olls korrect', so goodbye to you all, with 'blessings' "

And then you can blow most peoples mind by telling them the origin of "OK", Ever wonder why we say, "OK'?

 

'OK' is ...
A deliberate, humorous corruption of all correct, dating from the 1830s, recognized as one of several possible origins for the term OK
 
 
'i think we've covered it all, so 'bye uolls'??
'ya, bye uolls!!"

 

 

 

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13 Feb 2017

cakau

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cakau n,v('choc' 'au') naughty or disorderly with chocolate

 

sanskrit

Caka; to be content, to shine

Caka, untuk menjadi konten, untuk bersinar

Chak

chosen one ... derived from Arabic origins ... form of Chakir

Arin language

au; you

Tokelauan

Tongan

Tuvaluan

au; I, me, my.

 

Dutch, finnish

au; ouch!

Icelandic

ou; An exclamation of awe and surprise; wow.

Fijian

au; I, me

Vietnamese

au; bright and cheerful

 

 

 

 

Oh my astaga!!!?? cakau cakau!!??

ya daddy, cakau! cakau! heehee!!

 

 

 

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15 Sep 2017

camet

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camet adj; capek + macet(pronounced; cha, met), to be totally exhausted(capek) from traffic(macet)

camet(euphemism); "charmed to have met you, im sure" ; like, as nice as being stuck in the middle of a Jakarta traffic jam

a sarcastic or fececious way to say how dreadful or exhausting some new experience was, e.g a meeting with someone not so pleasant

A : Let's go for a drink later.

B : Sorry mate! Camet. I feel so tired after being stucked in traffic jam in Jakarta.

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15 Feb 2018

cap-asscity

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cap-asscity n; The Divided States of Amaimrica

Maimed in America; a Mass-shooting hysteria, desire to be, ‘maimous’(mass-shooting, maim,fame); A country with more mass shootings than any other country in the world because of reaching a certain capacity

 

any place, or country that has reached its capacity to handle its own civilians due to a variety of factors such as, gun control failure, easy access to guns everywhere, millennials not marrying until much later, a widespread chronic gap between people's expectations for themselves and their actual achievement, suppressing oxytocin, taking more anti depressants, no face to face human interaction, mixed with alcohol and other drugs which creates a copycat phenomena; a fanatical, psychotic desire to be ‘maimous’; fame from mass murdering noteriety  

 

cap-asscity n; of a certain, very dangerous capacity where one is compelled to just start ‘ busting caps’ (shooting people)

 

 

(CNN)When it comes to gun massacres, the United States is tragically exceptional: There are more public mass shootings in the United States than in any other country in the world, according to a study published recently.

the number of mass shootings in the U.S. has skyrocketed

 

 

Home on the Range with Mamous and Andy

Andy; 'hey billybob whats u doing der with dat 'gamera'(gun/camera)? R u going to a shootin?

Ya, you can call me, 'Maimous', on my way to a shootin range to be famous... that hotel over-yonder looks to be in good range..top of the world ma, thank God Im livin in cap-asscity USA! Ive reached cap-asscity, im gonna be maimous!!

 

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16 Feb 2018

capa cee-tee

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capa-ceetee v(capa-see-tee); to ‘cap’ a ‘caper’ (stop or prevent a caper before it reaches cap-asscity, and happens) capa, ‘c’(see) and TEE ‘tell’, Everyone, Everywhere

 

CAPA CAPA CEE TEE; Put Your Thinkin Cap On, Cee and Tell, Everyone eveywhere 

 

 

‘capa ct’ means to keep a careful eye, catch, cues to ‘c’ (if u see anything disturbing, tell everyone, everywhere) Report suspicious activity

 

CAPA; Corrective And Preventive Action (CAPA, also called Corrective Action / Preventive Action, or simply Corrective Action) 

 

 

cee; carefully, catch cues to see

 

tee; tell, everyone, everywhere

 

why don’t people report suspicious activity until it is too late to prevent an attack?

 

1 first, they look, they see, they ponder the strange unsually behavior, they just store it in the brain, and forget about saying anything until its too late, and when something happens they usually love to get in front of a camera to tell all they know

 

2 fear, too scared, being labeled a snitch

 

3 or they take the attitude,‘its not my fault or responsibility, that’s what we pay the cops for

 

 

 

 

 

Hungarian

 

cápa (plural cápák)

 

1.    shark

 

 

 

cee

 

  1. Alternative spelling of see

 

cee (plural cees)

 

  1. The name of the Latin-script letter C/c.
    • Hast thou [] suck'd Philosophy, ate cues, drank cees

 

 

 

cue (plural cues)

An action or event that is a signal for somebody to do something

yo dont boil over to cap-asscity...

 

ya, if i do, you better show some cajones and capa ceetee in my butt before its too late!! 

 

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07 Jan 2018

capped diem

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capped-diem; seize the day, while trying not to get your ass capped by a gun massacre shooting

 

 

Concerning gun massacres; There are more public mass shootings in the United States than in any other country in the world, according to a study published recently.

 

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