21 Jun 2017


appsent-minded adj; absent minded, because of excessive multitasking between apps on phone, pc and other gadgets, causing ‘stimulation overload’, which further pushes the brain into overdrive making one to not only forget how to talk and focus but no longer able to enjoy the more simple organic activities in life such as visiting friends in person or just calling them to talk instead of text

appsent-minded; to pretend to pay attention to someone while holding a hand phone, texting or waiting for a text,  rather than e.g, holding her hand, looking into her eyes, sincerely listening and hearing what she is trying to communicate to you

appsent-minded; consumate multitasker, which really only amounts to just, ‘splitting one’s own brain’ into what researchers have called, “spotlights”, making the brain frantically switch back and forth, focusing only a few seconds on  each activity, thus being less productive

appsent-minded; multitasker, considered to be very bad because they are less productive and skills like filtering out irrelivent information declines



waz up my main man??

Ahh, not much, why did you want to meet and why are you talking so strange?

Well, I thought we should meet cause its been so long(about 6 months) since ive used my vocal cords, almost forgot how to talk, kinda forgot what my best friend and business partner looked like, and im multitasking so much, im becoming, “appsent-minded”, im actually seeing the spotlights in my splitted brain, like a fire-pinball game… We’re not accomplishing much because were relying more on machines than our own brain power which is making us less productive, dumb  and numb to the world around us…

So what else is on your mind?


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by lyle

26 Feb 2017



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awinr n(a winner); Not just 'a winner', but an exemplary ‘inner winner’,  awinr in another class

The most ‘unique’ awe inspiring, well liked kind of self made winner, in business, family, and in all aspects of life

‘awinr’; aka, ‘inner winner’, is a master of psychological tactics in business and life using the most powerful performing enhancer of all, his ‘inner winning mind’; with supreme levels of confidence, commitment and self discipline and an innate ability to put himself into any state of mind desired within seconds, can maintain concentration and focus coping with stress and tention, all while being able to relax and enjoy the finer things in life.

But what makes awinr most unique is his love for family, he never forgets his friends and where he came from, has empathy for those less fortunate, and is constanty, mentally aware of his surroundings as ‘awinr’ always sees it coming.













Man that guy is really successful, and he's such a great guy too! how does he do it!!?

He's a 'awinr', no one quite like him"









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by truble

07 Feb 2017


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bahlwerg v,n; to leave a ball game early and miss an amazing comback usually because of a lack of faith in one's team

bahlwerg; to blame someone else for having to leave an event too early, especially blaming the youngest of kin

bahlwerg; to jump the gun and miss the fun




1. An exclamation of disgust: yuck





indicates astonishment, resignation and despise; usually used after noticing or hearing something you don't like or you don't know what to think about, to avoid commenting or giving an answer to a question.



1. indicates disdain or unbelief

Word Origin and History for bah

exclamation of contempt, 1817, perhaps c.1600, probably from French bah, Old French ba, expressing surprise, scorn, dismay. Perhaps simply a natural exclamation in such situations; cf. Greek babai!, an exclamation of surprise.


WERG; short for;  We R Going






awful, terrible






Alright ive had enough, werg!! werg!!! were out of here, we have no chance to comeback


But daddy it aint over til its over, don’t do another “bahlwerg” on me again!! jumpin the gun and missin the fun!!??

You look sick and I miss Ted, lets beat the traffic and get you off to bed

Ok dad but if they comeback and win its on you and Ted, so how bout you go ahead instead cause im a loyal fan, im not a jump the gun, bahlwerg, teddy goober!! so I think i'll just wait until the game is over and then ill take an uber  !!!







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by truble

18 Jan 2017



bathers-klite n; premeditated excuse, before being asked out on a date

a deliberate hint, to turn a date down with a lame excuse

bathers-klite v; a scramble to avoid an obvious jabberwocky


klite; a polite, 'klutsen', plight; a get away from a rambling kluts


klutsen; to scramble or get away









So whats up with you this weekend?

Oh, aah, a lot, i gotta shave my doggy's butt tonight"















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by truble

19 Feb 2017


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belshu!; to bless a belcher for not letting it go out the other end; something to say instead of awkward silence after someone belches! Because we bless people for "snotpaneously"

(spontaneously sneezing) out their germs on us so why not bless a belcher

belch; emit gas noisily from the stomach through the mouth.






Thank you!!

oh no thank you for not letting it out the other end





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by truble

16 Jul 2017


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blowgart; What to say to a sexy girl on her birthday while she blows her candles out

blowgart;  When a sexy girl is slow to share a joint or bong with someone, so instead of saying 'dont bogart' you say. 'dont blowgart'                                        

blowgart v; to bogart a blow job, usually seen in adult film threesome scenes








hey bambi, dont blowgart!!

Ok, thumper, heehee, youre right, sharing times a happy time!

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15 Mar 2017


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Bluecifer; the new red hot blue; anyone, or anything fantastically, ‘cool and hot’, a perfect synergistic balance of anything, design, color, products, personalities, looks etc  e.g a ‘red hot design made, ‘bluecifer’, much better with just the right amount of ‘blue’



Dude that shirt is beyond red-hot, its ‘bluecifer’!!

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by truble

12 Dec 2016


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bluli n; black and blue eye from a 'tormentor'

bluly n; any mark or sign of physical abuse on a person




blu; shy, unassuming

blu; blue



  1. black; blackish (any dark color)






'hey, is that a 'bluli' i see?'

 'no i ran into a tree' 

'Really??, i may have been born on a Tuesday, but it wasn't last Tuesday. my dear'






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by truble

01 May 2017


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bonetrak; aksi penyelamatan terhadap penculikan anak-anak

bonetrak; rescue action against child abduction

BO; Brain Overload

BO; Beyond Ourselves

Old English

bon; to shine

old French

bon; good


bone; straight

old norse

bone; advantageous,convenient,friendly

trak; (pronounced as : “track”; the direction and progress of someone or something)

TRAK ; Technology to Recover Abducted  


See, bro have the man kidnap a child..

‘Letsmaa’…‘bonetrak’ to safe the child..!!

Call the police please, bro…?!

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28 Feb 2017

bongle doob


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bongle doob; aka, ‘dopnophile’, a person who is enthusiastic about anything to do with weed, bongs, doobs and fast food

a bongle doob is also enthusiastic about technology but is too lazy too keep up with the latest trends

bongle; any device, apparatus or thing related to weed, bongs and doobies; to smoke too many bong hits that one bungles an entire day

doob; to smoke a doobie in front of the boobtube


bungle; carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome. a mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion


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by truble

02 Apr 2017


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buljezen n,v; love that doesn’t put up with bullshit;  angry with someone you love which means you  actually love them

buljezen; love from one who has the courage to keep a lover in check by setting boundries incredibly well

buljezen is the kind of love one is attracted to in a person not only because of their sharp wit but the strength they have to reign in on poor behavior, keeping one morally in check which in turn makes a person stronger and better

buljezen is love from friends who call you out on stuff if they feel it’s bullshit and that’s more attractive and appealing than having friends who just ‘yes’ you to death



jezen; anger

JE; Just Energy, Joint Effort

Zen; a wisdom tradition, derived from the Chinese word chan and Sanskrit dhyana, which means meditation, and the root meaning in Sanskrit is to see to observe, to look; to not deny the anger but to handle it properly




Im sorry I got angry with you last night honey!

Its ok babe, buljezen, i deserved it, you don’t put up with my bull which is actually pretty cool and another reason why I love you




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by truble

10 Apr 2017


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buylylu n;(buy-lie-loo) money can buy fake, materialistic ‘love and affection’; unrequited love; one sided, love not recipricated or returned in kind

buylylu v; to buy love and affection; an attempt to attract someone with money or favors; usually from a man trying to keep a woman attracted to him

buylylu; aka; Nice Guy Manipulation; for a guy to buy love and affection known to lure some women for only short periods of time

buylylu; the idea that some women will allow men to do anything for them, giving money doing favors but it wont make them change how they feel about the man, and wont make the man more attractive because money cannot buy attraction

buy; to pay for, using money or favors


ly; to suffer


lu; vagina


He She

Old French

lu; wolf


lu; animal


lu; bone


lu; fox


lu; flame


lue; syphilis


lu; luo; I wash, i cleanse, purge, i expiate, i pay, i suffer, i satisfy, to cut off, seperate, free




Note: A great relationship requires, great communication skills and shared value of self worth among many other things




Did you hear what happened to pongky?


He asked his buylylu lover if she would still love him if he didnt give her money

What did she say?

She said sure she would still love him but she would miss him too

LOL!! buylylu dong!!, luv that only last until the money is gone



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by truble

29 Nov 2016

bye uolls


bye uolls! n, used in parting during a conversation to confirm all is 'OK', express good wishes, and to give 'blessings'

literally; " 'ok, 'olls korrect', so goodbye to you all, with 'blessings' "

And then you can blow most peoples mind by telling them the origin of "OK", Ever wonder why we say, "OK'?


'OK' is ...
A deliberate, humorous corruption of all correct, dating from the 1830s, recognized as one of several possible origins for the term OK
'i think we've covered it all, so 'bye uolls'??
'ya, bye uolls!!"




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by truble

13 Feb 2017


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cakau n,v('choc' 'au') naughty or disorderly with chocolate



Caka; to be content, to shine

Caka, untuk menjadi konten, untuk bersinar


chosen one ... derived from Arabic origins ... form of Chakir

Arin language

au; you




au; I, me, my.


Dutch, finnish

au; ouch!


ou; An exclamation of awe and surprise; wow.


au; I, me


au; bright and cheerful





Oh my astaga!!!?? cakau cakau!!??

ya daddy, cakau! cakau! heehee!!




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by truble

28 Feb 2017


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cerealogy n(cearal-ogy); the science of cereals; the breakfast of champions , e.g from understanding how cereal gets soggy, trying to get it not too crunchy, not too soggy but just right, to determine the best cereal to eat while watching your favorite cartoons


cerealogy; the science of e-juice breakfast vaping, meant to help you take the best parts of the morning with you, make everyday a Sunday morning by waking up to an amazing homemade breakfast with no spoon needed






Hey bro how bout skippin skoo and having some breakfast of champs!!??

Ya, ‘cerealogy’!! My favorite subject! Where to??

Where else but "Vaporized", Duncanville Texas, the best rocking  vap spot in town!!






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by truble

25 Feb 2017


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coctaihes n (coc-tai-hees) ; when a girl 'cockteases' a guy into buying her a drink and then she leaves him right after getting the cocktail

coctaihes; a man’s uncontrollable urge or desire to aquiesse to a girl’s flirtatious request for a drink, eventhough knowing its inadvisable as most often she’s  only interested in the drink, and the conquest







Girl flirting at bar; Hello, I saw you looking n flirtin with me a minute ago, whats up?

Guy; Ya, I saw ‘you’ flirting with ‘me’first, so what can I do you fur?

Girl: Well, Im sitting over there with my friends why don’t you send me on over a drink and then…… ?

Ok, but first you must choose your favorite one of the 3 drink options below.

1"coctaihes”; I'll buy you one drink and we never see each other again(good deal for you but not me)   

  1. 2  “olobiver”;  more than one drink for ‘you and I’, but you gotta give me your number first and we must go on a proper date sometime (the best deal for you and I) but sorry must confirm it's your real # first, rules are rules.

3  “snogo-slyter”; drinks for you and your friends with no obligations(the best deal for you and friends, but not a sure thing for me)

 Guy; So, which one do you prefer?

girl; Ill take #3 the ‘snogo-slyter’ option

Ok, how many do you want?

     Im with 2 friends

     Ok, 3 snogo-slyters coming up! Ill send them right over

Girl; You’re such a sweety!!

5 minutes later the waiter serves three snogo-slyters to the 3 girls

Waiter; Here you go, 3 snogo-slyters from the gentleman over there.

Girl: What’s in a snogo-slyter”??

Shaved Ice (snow) mixed with water, and a slice of lemon

Bartender; that was classic guy! theyll never coctaihes you again thats for sure

Guy; ya, i may have been born on a tuesday, but it wasnt last tuesday.. Taxi!!!








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by truble

01 Mar 2017


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cuhoty; cool + cute  +‘cu’ see you + hoty(pronounced, ‘qoo hotty!’), meaning “cool! See you hottie!”

cuhoty; for anything or anyone, dope, cool or bitchin hot

cu; see you

cuhoty is used when saying goodbye and

at the end of an email or text message to a friend



cu; buttocks




see you at the party



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by truble

17 May 2017


dailing; ailing(having an extra, excruciating, katzenjammer from excessive amounts of alcohol and lack of sleep) on a work day; a desperate attempt to act normal which not only impairs the ability to work, it raises the stress level  causing one to break into a cold wet beaded-face sweat along with uncontrollable shakes

dail; to ail from drinking


Hey are you dailing again today? Its starting to become a daly thing with you.

No im not gonna do another dail, but i am gonna bail


I cant function properly at work and i feel its gonna be a lucky day at the races tonight

Why do i feel another Don Jaily coming on???





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by lyle

23 May 2017

Dayson J

Dayson 'J' , n; the new drink of choice, especially for golfers, the first, get serious, non alcoholic, junipier, juiced up ‘jocktail’( for all professional jocks) aka,  ‘Jaynipper’, ‘jaycktail’, any drink packed with powerful, mind and body boosting, herbs and fruit juices(preferably organic),  Or just an herbal ‘J’(joint) if over 18, and dont 'toke and drive' to always be mindfull to ‘drive safely’ on a golf course or on the road

Dayson J; non alcoholic, liquid marijuana 'jaynniper-jaycktail' drink

A healthier alternative to a golfers typical, bloody mary, Irish coffe, beer or shot of whiskey etc before stepping on to the tee; a shift in the mind set  in reference to golf and alcolhol having a happy relationship since 15th century Scotland, where the number ‘18’of holes in a course started because it took 18 shots to polish off a 5th of Scotch Whisky, so the game was finished when the scotch ran out, which is why most golf courses have a bar conveniently located right after the 18th hole


Juniper was a symbol of the Canaanites' fertility goddess Ashera or Astarte in Syria. In the Bible's Old Testament, a juniper with an angelic presence sheltered the prophet Elijah from Queen Jezebel's pursuit. ... It is for its culinary, medicinal and ritual properties that juniper is best known.

‘J’‘joint’; marijuana is now widely known to help with all kinds of ailments such as cancer etc etc...

This entry is specially dedicated to pro golfer Jason Day and his mother’s great comeback recovery from lung cancer

Have a nice Dayson J!




Bartender: what can i get you today

pro golfer: well ive tried it the other way, and i dont think it helps my play,

so I think its about time for a 'Dayson J' !



reveal "Dayson J"

by truble

19 Feb 2017

Debbie Copperfield

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Debbie Copperfield v, n; a mother/grandmother who can make things disappear like a David Copperfield magic vanishing act.





“ladies and gentlemen!!! lets hear it for Debbie Copperfield again!!! mom, you just had your hand phone in your hand, now its gone, how do you do it!!??

Well, Ill tell you son, there is an unwritten rule amongst magicians to never reveal how a trick is done, but what I can tell you is that I don't use any hidden strings or secret traps....Don't worry i didnt lose it, i just cant remember where i put the stupid thing.... what is it we’re looking for again?




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by truble

20 Feb 2017