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24 Apr 2019


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splimp v; to splurge and skimp; ability to balance splurging and skimping; to make your money stretch as far as possible without sacrificing, ‘quality’.

splurge; to spend freely

skimp; to economize, spend less



The Splimptons

friend; 'So why did your 3 lovely daughters decide to stay with you instead of your ex wife after the divorse?

Tomer Splimpton;Probably because not only my daughters and i have more fun together and the Dog loves me more too, but most important is that i know how to 'splimp', i lead a splimple life, unfortunately their mother's only urge is to 'splurge'.

In fact, before the divorce, at one point, it got so bad that when someone stole our credit card, i decided not to cancel the card because i realized, the crook who stole it, was using it less than my wife!



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16 Apr 2019



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Buttigieg; ‘booty gig’

Aka pronounced as, ‘Butti-judge’; far left, liberal ploy to win the presidency by using subliminal, interchangable, ‘name’ tactics

 Butti = tang/money= large younger crowds

 gieg  = gig/keg= party, women, beer, striptease 'judge'


Buttigieg fundraiser; 90% show up because they are actually expecting a lap dance or a booty party, ‘gig’, of some kind, 10% are just the usual Lobbits(left over, ‘Lesbi-Hillary-hobbits’)


Dems are certainly pulling out all stops to get higher number of younger people and people of color as theyve chosen a candidate mostly because of the way his name sounds. 

 ‘Buttigieg’, (booty-gig)  a name used as a subliminal way of getting a larger number of younger people to head to the polls just as the name 'Beto' was given to an Irish, white skinned Oroark, in order to attract more hispanics


They’ve all given thousands of dollars to South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg’s Hitting Home Political Action Committee, but it doesn’t mean they see him as a presidential candidate in 2020. In fact, some will plainly say he’s not ready for that stage yet.






While they've never met, De los Reyes said he also felt a personal connection to Buttigieg because both are Harvard University graduates, and both are gay, having benefited from marriage equality. De los Reyes said he has been married to his husband for five years. Buttigieg married his partner, Chasten Glezman, in June.

Other $5,000 contributors have included Henry van Ameringen, a New York fragrance company heir and openly gay philanthropist who is a top contributor to gay rights, marijuana legalization and mental health causes. According to, van Ameringen is part of a group of wealthy donors known as “the Cabinet,” who in the mid-2000s began targeting socially conservative politicians nationwide and pledged to support candidates who were friendly to gay rights.

Hey look on the TV!! It says, there’s a Buttigieg, Fundraiser!! 


Ya I see that, ok, Im in, lets go!!!! But this better be good, im missing out on a Trump event, and those gigs are always jammed with hot booty

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10 Apr 2019


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zenj-takaimer n; zen revenge, by way of, taking aim at what you love to do, and then 'hitting it out of the park', making it happen

Zen revenge is the best, most healthy, non violent, kind of revenge to take

zenjtakaimer; a reminder to stay focused and to avoid any dreaded, katzenjammer so that you can continue to realize and enjoy your dream





zenj; zen + revenge



Hey bro what you drinkin?

nothing, 'zenjtakaimer', trying to avoid a katzenjammer!!

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07 Apr 2019


werppentitz n; when a man loses his mind while talking to a hot chick, losing the opportunity because of either saying the wrong thing or for saying nothing at all

werppentitz is similar to the German word, ‘Treppenwitz’, ‘thinking of something too late’, but ‘werppentitz’ refers to when a man gets ‘tongue tied’(tit-tied) or freezes up, shocked, losing his mind from being in the presence of a hot chick, and so loses the opportunity




Middle Dutch


to cast off, to lose



Treppenwitz;  is a German word that describes “that flash of genius you get for a clever comeback after the opportunity has passed.” Also known as staircase wit


We've all experienced this moment before - someone says something to you and you are so overwhelmed by the comment that it leaves you speechless and you can't come up with a snappy comeback on the spot. But once you've walked away from the situation the perfect response suddenly pops into your head.

This phenomenon is referred to as Treppenwitz in German, which literally means staircase joke, because, what do you know, the witty retort usually hits you in the stairwell on your way out. Of course by then it's already too late to use it.

The term derives from the French expression "L'esprit de l'escalier," which also translates to staircase joke. No matter the language, it seems we all experience the same phenomenon. So it's surprising that the English language has yet to come up with it's own snappy word. But it does have two expressions that perfectly describe our lack of a Treppenwitz: tongue-tied and brain fart.


10:28AM BST 03 Sep 2009

The research shows men who spend even a few minutes in the company of an attractive woman perform less well in tests designed to measure brain function than those who chat to someone they do not find attractive.

Researchers who carried out the study, published in the Journal of Experimental and Social Psychology, think the reason may be that men use up so much of their brain function or 'cognitive resources' trying to impress beautiful women, they have little left for other tasks.

The findings have implications for the performance of men who flirt with women in the workplace, or even exam results in mixed-sex schools.

Women, however, were not affected by chatting to a handsome man.

This may be simply because men are programmed by evolution to think more about mating opportunities.

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03 Apr 2019

Sorbonin Scruoe-off

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Sorbonin Scruoe-off n; when you're not sure if your penis is sore from too much sex or from having contracted std, so you take time off and go back to your solitary Crusoe place, to heed






I think its time for Rosbonin Scruoe to screw off to some island for solitude

Why's that, is he Sorbonin?

 Yep, he's so sore he cant take it any more, he needs to do a sorbonin scruoe-off for some peace and quiet 

All he has to do to be alone is just go home to america..


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03 Apr 2019

Rosbonin Scruoe

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Rosbonin Scruoe; a ‘sactaway’, foreigner in paradise, not alone, usually surrounded and adored by many beautiful native women at his disposal (opposite of a, ‘solitary’, ‘crusoe’, ‘castaway’, case)

The rather popular, ‘Rosbonin Scruoe’, a 'sactaway', spends most of the time, ‘in the sack’ while away from home, in another country

Rosbonin Scruoe, a white man (aka, bule’; ‘blond white buffalo’) expat who leaves his own country, screws off to an OE, ‘island’, or foreign country, in order to live like a, King and to be treated like a 'ROS', ‘Rock Star’, rather than being treated like just a, ‘rock’ at home


Rosbonin Scruoe; to grope about, ‘feeling’, rather than 'seeing' your way through a day

Rosbonin Scruoe v; to go out because of the desire to be social, especially surrounded by a crowd of beautiful women



sactaway; one who spends most of the time in the sack, while away from their homeland

on a sweet ‘desserted’ island


desserted island; an exotic place plentiful of sweet things


ROS; Rock Star


bonin; short for ‘boning’; doing well, doing good, feeling good


scru; screw, screw off, bugger off

time when the universe or infinite intelligence tells you, ‘its time to scru off’ to some foreign, ‘desserted’ island, full of, coconut sweet tang who will treat you like a ‘Rosbonin Scruoe Rockstar, doing rather well






boni (present bonaspast bonisfuture bonosconditional bonusvolitive bonu)

1.                    (intransitiveto be good

Rosbonin Scruoe is like a,

"Bonin Flying Fox", a bat that feels its way throughout a day, and

during mating, the Bonin Flying Foxy foxes screech loudly, and the males will lick the female's vulva



"How come that Rosbonin Scruoe guy can keep all those beautiful foxes to himself, he rocks?!"

Because Rosbonin Scruoe is not only a 'laster micker', he doesnt give a flying fox!!!..........

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02 Apr 2019

Rosbonin Scruoe

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Rosbonin Scruoe



A Rosbonin Scruoe feels for you, and is absolutely, bats for, ‘Bonin Flying Foxes’…..

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02 Apr 2019

rosbonin scruoe

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Ummmm….ahhhhh…ohhhh,  can't wait for my Rosbonin Scruoe!!!!!!



No man has ever treated me the way Rosbonin Scruoe does!

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