Hofurt Jofuly spantrosed from Fourth of July

Hofurt Jofuly n (HOF-URT-JOF-ULY); a joyful fourth, in July, celebrating with a spectacular, ‘Jar Of Fireflies’

A ‘Hofurt Jofuly’, is another way to spend Independence Day, with an explosion-less, display, of nature’s fireworks, held inside a dark room of ‘joy sparking’, lightning bugs, where the hunt of catching them, in a jar, can be much more exciting and fun than getting in a car, going to a bar, then waiting under the stars just for a few minutes of a spectacularly loud and smokey cloud of boring explosions in the sky which can actually, disrupt the very short, 3 week life span and mating season of a poor, harmless, firefly, insects that don’t bite, sting, pinch, or carry a big corona diseased, riot shtick, and are just heaven sent, content, never even thinking of hurting anyone, or tearing down any monument, they just create the magic of cold light, in a twinkling midsummer’s night, and so anyone partaking in a Hofurt Jofuly celebration, also supports them in their plight.

HOF-URT JOFULY; literally means,

HOF; ‘Hey Old Friends/and

Heroes Of the Future/

Hall Of Famers, let’s get

Happy On the Fourth, doing it inside,

where, we can also celebrate our Independence and pray for the framers, and for all those who have died  

All it takes is an,

‘URT’, so good, ‘Ultimate Room Trip,  

JOF of faith, just a simple, ‘JOF’, ‘Jar Of Fireflies’, along with trusting in,

‘ULY’(the, ‘Universe, Loving. You’) and to just be a regular ‘jo’, without the usual show of ego, while celebrating a, Hofurt Jofuly, fourth of July, safely inside, with your friendly, jar of fireflies.

 Remembering to be, ‘jo-fully’ aware of all the

HOF-‘URT’, Urban Terror, explosive, fireworks, danger, lurking outside, especially during this tumultuously, unprecedented, year, better to play it safe, celebrating a, ‘joyful fourth’ rather than risking a purge like night, fourth of July.

 Being ‘jo-fully’ aware of all the great, ‘jo’ skua’ like, seabird predators, rebel rousers, chasing other seabirds to steal their, ‘catches’, begs the question,

“Do we really need to see people blowing things up in the sky? Remember,

a ‘Jar Of Fireflies’, requires no matches!

Can we finally choose to be independent from being dependent, on a fireworks display, in order to celebrate, an, Independence Day? Or are there too many people addicted to the money made from the industry of a fireworks display day, along with the troubled obsessive compulsive out of work liberals who need the independence day fireworks excuse to, wreak their havoc, disguised as play?,. …. And for all those, I would simply, say,

‘Have a Happy Dependence, of fireworks, Day, display!

For I choose, the more joyful fourth of a ‘Hofurt Jofuly’, celebrating  Independence from, the typical fire-works sky, by spending the 4^th of July with my fireflies, but on the 5^th of July, I say goodbye to my Jofuly, fireflies, by setting them free, so that they can enjoy the last 2 weeks of their peaceful, mating spree, the way it’s meant to be, but then they die, sacrificing their lives so that their new born, baby fireflies can continue to light up the sky.   

 Note> ‘fourth of July’ = 4 syllables,

            Hofurt Jofuly   = 5 syllables, but both have the same 12 letters, which represents a mysterious, magical, Hofurt Jofuly, heaven sent message to anyone who lets their unharmed, fireflies free on the 5^th, the day, after the 4^th of July, which

creates an eco-ordered, blessing, free pass into paradise bliss, not only guaranteeing a longer, happier, more fortunate life while on Earth, but also a fantastic, after-life, rebirth, where the soul ascends, directly up into the brightest shinning realm of light above; the 5^th dimension, one of the highest vibrating, perfect, hyper-spheres, of pure love.  

 So be very careful and gentle when collecting, your fireflies, as they will not survive if anyone handles them wearing corona masks or gloves, ring a bell,’Trump’?, you bet it frickin does.

The 4 and 5 syllables together = ‘45’ representing the 45th president of the United States, Donald J Trump the brightest uber, charismatic firefly of truth, in the entire, hyper-sphere, human race, which is why he stirs so much controversy, because of where his heart is, reminiscent of the same plight of another historic world shaker, Desqartes, in a world of ignorance, evil, chaos, and disgrace, a highly visual, firefly, light show that is transfixing people from nations across the globe in a very Trumpmendus, fire-flying beacon way, flashing the highest, most positive, powerfully attracting, frequency that put him in the position he is in today, competing against a world of many lower frequency, dull, fire flies, like Hilary and jeepy slow(‘jeepy’> sleepy, creepy, ‘joe’ who happens to be very slow, and although he may be a nice guy, that sort of lightning bug is not nearly enough to correct an out of whack hyper-sphere, so his kind of fire power, just won’t fly)

“Here’s our, Hofurt Jofuly opportunity to give our precious fireflies a break from all the fireworks and explosions that destroy them…… celebrating a Hofurt Jofuly is perfect for those who are stuck at home and can’t or don’t want to travel, They could go out in their backyard or walk down the road on a dark night to their neighborhood park, set up a chair,  the perfect excuse to stay way from paranoid ‘crickens’, corona virus, mask wearing chickens who give you that cold snobby, trump hating glare. So get them out of your head and hair by socially distancing yourself away from them, while soulfully, getting closer, connecting to your local firefly friends, who also don’t buy the russian  collusion concussions and corona virus lies’ that seems to never end…….

urt; ultimate, room trip

urt; herbal, natural, no chemicals or alcohol

URT; Urban Terror

South African slang meaning to get high or smoke marijuana.

Urt

(Noun) Tranquil, lazy, spiritual, laidback, tropical, Komodo dragon, ostrich, bird person.
(Verb) The act of urting is to enjoy one's space, in a urt 

A passion and energy driven term, normally delivered excitingly rough or kinky also giving it all you've got.

Can be used for non sexual things

URT Universal Ramming Tool (sub-she drilling)

ford; A location where a stream is shallow and the bottom has good footing, making it possible to cross from one side to the other with no bridge, by walking, riding, or driving

Jo-fuly; your sweetheart ‘Jo’, is Father Universe Loving You love your fireflies

jof; journey of faith

jof; jar of fireflies

jof; joint operational force

ULY; Universe Loves You

jo (plural jos)

1. (Scotland) Darling, sweetheart

Basque

jo

1. to hit, strike, punch
2. (music) to play

Dutch

jo

1. hi

Ey! - Jo! - Hey! - Hi!

2. bye

Later! - Jo! - Later! - Bye!

3. you to

catalan

jo m (uncountable)

1. ego (the self)

norwegan

jo m (definite singular joen, indefinite plural joer, definite plural joene)

1. a skua, seabird of family Stercorariidae.

the great skua

skua (plural skuas)

1.    Any of various predatory seabirds of the family Stercorariidae that often chase other seabirds to steal their catches.

canninabus; aka; a Colordo/Canadian/Dutch oven, canninabus, ride, where one, actually, ‘can’-in-a ‘bus’, or in any 'traveling mobile, legally smoke, their, ‘we can breathe’, weed, inside.

The thick, smoke filled, canninabus, cannabis, tradition, is of a kinder-fine art, where with the bus/mobile windows all closed, no one worries about a measly bogart, as a bus full of, canine, snoop-dog, smokin, ‘passing-ers’, can each take, many generous hits of deep breaths, like a, powwow, lone toke, all you can, breathe, Amsterdam, kush-fest, inhaling the 2^nd hand smoke, like cooler, kinder, folk, while listening to, ‘cypress hill and tone-loc’, all hitting it at the same time, in the bus, getting extra, double dutch stoned, without any fuss, is what sets the Colorado/Canadian-Dutch oven, canninabus ride, so far apart, from the boring, USA bus rides and American pastime, of smelling nasty, Dutch oven farts, where grant it, no one actually dies, but it may explain the pandemic of brain damage that causes the murderous, mass shootings, fake news, and all the teenagers who are compelled to bang their mom’s, warm apple, pies.    

kusheimerz n(kush-high-merz);to forget the place where you put the kush because of ingesting the kush in the first place

kusheimerz ; Temporary to permanent loss of, negative, anxiety inducing, thoughts, memories that keeps one from moving forward and being creative

kusheimerz ; progressive mental regeneration, of the brain; preventing or treating, senility dementia or alzheimers by using certain strains of 100% natural herbal kush

"Cannabis makes an excellent natural herbal supplement for loved ones who suffer from dementia, Alzheimer’s, and other related conditions.

It can also help elderly loved ones more efficiently deal with the effects of aging, including insomnia and anxiety. Because of its calming properties, patients can benefit from cannabis as it can help them stay more calm and comfortable in their final years"

Spantrosed from dysgraphia

pydrahgsia n; a, ‘Put You Down’(PYD), RAHGSIA, affliction/mental problem, reputed to be the worst, most, debilitating, disorders of them all

pyd-rahgsia, is a, ‘Positive Youth Development’, inhibitor, usually found in extremely insecure, jealous, hateful, bully like, people who act all, ‘hoo-‘rah-rah!!, as if they have a, PHD in bla, bla, bla!!, but all they got is a, ‘PYD’, the affliction called, pyd-rahgsia!

pydrahgsia; can also be a, self-inflicted, Putting ‘Yourself’ Down, disorder; one with very little self-confidence

RAHG-SIA

RAHG; Regulatory-Ad-‘Hog’-Group; an ad lib, down and dirty bunch of, ‘snobby, mean, hogs’, who impede progress, wasting everyone’s time  

rahg; a snobby, hog  

rah (Britain, informal) A person (especially a student) with a posh accent who looks down on those who are "common".

SIA; Student, Intentionally, Asinine

PYD; Putting You Down, PUTS YOUTH DOWN= Putting Yourself Down

‘PYD’ by itself means, Positive Youth Development, Or

Partners for Youths with Disabilities, but with the suffix, ‘rahgsia’ added to PYD= ‘pyd-rahgsia’, one afflicted with, ‘Putting Youngsters Down’, inhibiting, positive, PYD

PYD; Person You Detest

PYD; Park Your Derriere’;

dysgraphia; a writing disorder

hearsing gnomes n; thousands of very short, gnome-mobile, hearse drivers’, prepared to pick up all the predicted, 2^nd wave, corona fatalities from, ‘nursing homes’, the latest, Cuomosapien, corona merchandising, stock pile plan  

cuomosapians n; dog meets other dog’s butt, meetings of the behinds; a feel good, 'Brothers ‘Smother’, pandemic, variety show, of liberally, cuomosomed, journalists, pushing liberal, talking points; a shtick reported to make anyone sick.  

spantrosed from 'dyslexia'

 slydexia n; dexterously, 'sly', with high IQ’s and talent reaching 10x the average; like Sly Stalone, one with slydexia is capable of changing the world, is very unique, extremely creative and unpredictable, but with the slight, learning, ‘new order’(not disorder) of having, ‘dyslexia’; optimally acquires knowledge/skills utilizing a variety of means/strategies along with the appropriate pace of, selective reading.

Typically readers’, IQ and reading not only track together, but also influence each other over time. But in children with dyslexia, IQ and reading are not linked over time and do not influence one another. This explains why a dyslexic can be both bright and not read well.

Sly; extremely smart, full of wisdom

slyd; A word that means 'cool', 'awesome', 'wizard', 'wicked', and 'sick'. Also used as an exclamation. Pronounced: slide Urban Dict.

dex; (physics and astrophysics) An order or factor of ten

dexterity

1. Skill in performing tasks, especially with the hands.

dexi;  dang sexy!