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"yo bro why did you just say, 'kyhedun' to that girl? Because its a quicker way to say, f-off, time to 'Kiss Your He-hole' goodbye, we're done!!! kyhedun!!!
by kullexpat
Cheers/nazd-ovories!!! Or its over!! Unless something is worn, 9 months later, something will be born.... naszd-ovories!!! you've been, "for-worned"
by kullexpat
Finally, a real girl!! Farang(expat/foreignr) "wow, you are so, narak, cute, giving me a narak heart attack! lookin so 'fly!' Are you sure youre not a guy, youre a real girl, right?. sexy narak; 'yep!', a real girl! Farang; Whats youre name?? Sexy narak, "My name is, Guy(spelled Gai)! Farang What!!!?? Youre name is guy?? But youre a, girl, not a guy!!?.. your name's just 'guy.', ok but excuse me Gai, is there another way to pronounce, Gai? sexy narak. "ya, how about, "Gay?" farang I think we'll just stick with Gai for now.. sexy narak; "What wrong?" farang; "Nothing, its just confusing sometimes because. youre a 'girl' whose name is 'guy', you're definitely, not a he, youre a, 'she' , but then, to my surprise, i find, you have, hiding between thee, what you call a, 'he'!!....... and although now, i may be, a bit, dumb and dumber, at least i know between thee is not a she but a "he", and his name is mr johnson, whose still driving his hummer.!!!."
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“dawasee!! sawadee, dawasee, sawadee, you’re a superstar! What I see, what I see, sawadee, dawasee, you’re a superstar!!”............................................................................................................................................................. Dedicated to my students at Chulabhorn High School in Chon Buri Thailand… ............................................................................................................................................................................... You’re the, first, the last, My Everything!!!! We got it together, didn't we? We've definitely got our thing together, don't we baby? Isn't that nice? I mean, really, when you really sit and think about it. Isn't it really, really nice? I can easily feel myself, slipping, more and more ways, that super world of my own. Nobody but you and me. We've got it together baby! Ahh, the first, my last, my everything, and the answer to, all my dreams. You're my sun, my moon, my guiding star, my kind of wonderful, that's what you are! I know, there's only, only one like you. There's no way, they could have made two, You're all I'm living for, your love I'll keep for evermore, You're the first, you're the last, my everything! In you, I've found, so many things, a love so new, only you could bring. Can't you see, it’s you, you make me feel this way, you're like a fresh morning dew, on a brand new day. I see, so many ways that I, can love you, 'til, the day I die, You're my reality, yet I'm lost in a dream, you're the first, the last, my everything! I know there's only, only one like you, There's no way, they could have, made two. You're my reality, But I'm lost in a dream. You're the first, you're the last, my everything, You and me baby, Just you and me, Ya you are the first, the last My everything…. Song by Barry White
by kullexpat
"So what do you think about that new teacher?"............................................................................................................................................................................ "I heard he's very, "straire"!...................................................................................................................................................................'straire' ?? .....................................................................What do you mean as an example?................................................................................................................................................................ For example: Classroom Management, ‘straire’ means the teacher is, strict, but, ‘fair’, straightforward, shows he cares, by establishing a formidable classroom management course, one that includes clear objectives and expectations, setting a straire, strict but, fair, 'aire', a course where students are realistically challenged, can help with handling difficult students, establishing criteria set towards challenging the students enough to motivate them, supporting each other like a collaborative team, facilitated by a t teacher who is "straire" So you can call me "FRED Estraire!!" You mean like Fred Flintstone in a Mexican Monkey house jail??!! No ...its from "FRED ESTAIRE" was a most famous dancer of all time back in the 30 and 40's...
by kullexpat
Bro im in need of some serious dogcytocin from your love bug Rottweiler dog "Donut" Im gonna have to start charging you "dude...and no doggie style hugging!!!
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That doll face only smiles when you give her a tip!!.................................................................. "Ya shes definitely a smipper!!!!...................................................... They call her smipper smipper, faster than lightning, no one you see is greedier than she, and we know that smipper smipper lives in a world of wonder, is an airhead blunder, but full of glee, as long as you give her a 'C'(as in a 'C' note)
by kullexpat
"So why dont you get another injection just like everyone else? "First of all, its called phonisyrrm, Its all phony!! SYRRM; Secure Your Rights, Reject Merums(masks and Serums)because its all just phony baloney, Fauci farc! Stay, 'Stoney Tark', keep out of the dark!!, Or else its gottem somorroah all over again my friend!!"
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