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20 Aug 2019

tarbander

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tarbander n; any weed bartender, usually at locations that ban the smoking of dangerous, tar filled, cigarettes, ie the famous Bulldog bars in Amsterdam

 

tarbander; anyone who rolls a joint that contains 100% weed, without adding any tobacco tar

 

 

Note

Tar is the common name for the resinous, partially combusted particulate matter produced by the burning of tobacco and other plant material in the act of smoking. Tar is toxic and damages the smoker's lungs over time through various biochemical and mechanical processes.[1] Tar also damages the mouth by rotting and blackening teeth, damaging gums, and desensitizing taste buds. Tar includes the majority of mutagenic and carcinogenic agents in tobacco smoke. Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAH), for example, are genotoxic via epoxidation.

 

 

 

 

tarbander     "Im sorry mam, smoking cigarettes is banned, its not allowed in here, but we do have a wide variety of healthy weed to smoke"

 

mam       "oh, ok, then i guess ill have the kush.... So how long have you been a tarbander?"

 

tarbander    "Ever since i quit smoking cigs, drinking alcohol, then fled from the most dangerous, gun filled country in the world, USA, and moved to the most fun, safe and healthy country of Amsterdam.... mam "

 

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12 Aug 2019

Remembrcandt

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Remembrcandt;

to be so extremely stoned, having a blast in the same café for days, you actually forget to see, 'Rembrandt' while in Amsterdam

 

Note; Actually, Rembrandt never went anywhere outside of Amsterdam, for good reason because he didn't have to, he could get anything he wanted there. 

 

 

 

At Bulldogs, Amsterdam

 

 

 

 

 

tarbander(weed/hash bartender, banning anything containing, 'tar');

 

What can I get you sir?

 

How about some amnesia Haze?

 

Ok, but after smoking this, you won’t remember to visit, ‘Rembrandt’ or any other Museums…… it’s called a,

 

 “Remembercandt!!”, Netherlands…….. it happens all the time!

 

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25 Jul 2019

Stoney Tark


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Stoney Tark n; extremely skillful, creative, witty and gitty from being stoned, ie, 'Mcgiver' on weed; superhero stoned

 

 

 

A Stoney Tark is also known as, ‘orniman’; the 'Ironman man of magical hands', attractive, arable, and very plowable

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Estonian

 

From Proto-Finnic *tarkka. Cognate to Finnish tarkka and Votic tarkka (smart, skillful; a shaman).

 

 

 

tark (genitive targa, partitive tarka)

 

  1. smart person
  2. shaman, sorcerer

 

 

 

Veps

 

 

 

tark; precise

 

 

WoW!! Thats frikin, 'Stoney Tark' cool dude!!! !!!How'd you create that!!?

 

I dont drink alcohol, only take herbs from Jagan, the Universe.....  the world is still dumb and numb from consuming the man made legalized poison called, alcohol while criminalizing what God created, medicinal, healthy herbs

 

Ja!! Gan dude!!!   

 

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11 Jul 2019

wajab

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wajab!; literally, “You don’t have to say a thing, the answer is written all over your face”

 

wajab; I don’t have to ask you, I can see it in your blush, it’s written all over your face

 

wajab; ada ‘jawab’ dari ‘wajah’, jadi tidak harus tanya

 

 

 

 

 

 Bahasa Indonesia

jawab; answer

wajah; face

 

 

polish

aj-waj; aj waj

 

1.     oy vey; oh dear

 

wajab , wajabi Translation

 

Roman Urdu Urdu Meaning in English
wajab , wajabi >>>> allowable

 

Honey you wanta ??? …… Aahhh! wajab!!!! You don’t have to say a thing I can see it in your blush!!!…… love you!…. need you!….. oh babe….. I wanta kiss you all over, and over again……… till the night closes in!!!!!

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11 Jul 2019

bucking fitches!

 

bucking fitches!; buck the fitches, do the dishes, make the riches 

 

 

to buck all the bad, unsavory, polecats off your back, while bucking all the fine, fit, filthy 'riches', in the sack, and making the money, will keep them coming back 

 

 

 

fitch; polecat; euphemism for f…ing bitch

 

 

 

dishes; delightful, delicious, dolls

 

 

 

waz up bra?

just bucking the fitches.....doin the dishes, makin the riches!

 

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26 Jun 2019

itil itil I can!

 
itil itil I can! a humorous reply, used in indonesia, to answer the common question, 'can you speak Bahasa Indonesia? 
 The contraction of it+will= it'll, sounds like, 'itil' which means 'clitoris'in Bahasa
 
Note: when an expat asks an indonesian the same question, "can you speak English?"  Many Indonesians will reply by saying " little little, I can"
 
A very effective play on words that's extremely funny to most but should be used with caution as its rated R
 
Bahasa Indonesia
 
itil; clitoris
 
Haitian Creole
itil; useful
 
ITIL; Intensive Therapeutic Interactive loving
 
 
 
 
 

 

Expat; Hello, can you speak English?
 
Sexy Indo babe; "oh no, little little I can!", can you speak Bahasa?
 
Expat; itil itil I can!
 
indo babe; wow!! heehee, you gila crazy ya!??
 
Expat; oh, don't worry, itil be ok.... Im from Itily
 

 

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13 Jun 2019

ducking fynamite

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ducking fynamite; a phrase that means, prepare to duck or get struck, if messing with someone's, "fynamite", girls so fine, theyre dynamite and devious which can be dangerous
 
 
ducking fynamite;proceed with extreme caution and prepare to duck  
 
FYNA-MITE; For Your Necessary Action, 
you, 'MITE' want to 'duck', or get struck hard by her dynamite
 
 
If a fynamite chick approaches a guy, and she makes the first move on him, being all nice and flirtatious, is cause for concern because chances are, a jealous husband, boyfriend or ex, is right behind you, ready to attack, 'so you 'mite' want to duck' , means 'look out' its too good to be true
 
 

  

 

 

Hey Donald, watch out!! shes ducking fynamite!! Shes so fynamite!! im afraid for you!!
 
Donald; no worries i already blasted the sexy fynamite away with my ice cold glare, its too bad though, she really had a nice pair!


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04 Jun 2019

fynamite

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fynamite; dynamite fine; someone so uber fine, theyre dynamite

 

Note; fynamites can be Foxy/Fun, Yummy, Nymphs(very friendly and harmless), but, can also be very dangerous, like an ‘amite’ red ant, so proceed with caution

 

FYNA; Foxy, Yummy, Nymph, Action

nymph young girl, especially one who is attractivebeautiful or graceful

 

 

 

 

Etymology. "Amite" may be derived from either the Choctaw word for "red ant", signifying "thrift", or from the French amitié, meaning "friendship".

Yo that chick is so foxy fine, shes dynamite! 

Ya, we better duck, take cover quick, fynamite chicks like that are known to suddenly explode

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