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30 Aug 2021
BerdychRoddickvsVasselinBenoitPaire
Berdych(bird itch)Roddick(raw dick)
VS Vasselin(vaseline) Benoit Paire(benoit pair or 'balls') meaning; the most pornographic sounding doubles match ever
Did you hear what the announcer just said? ya he said, "Berdych Roddick Vasselin Benoit Paire" Sounds more like an orgy than a tennis match!!
by kullexpat
23 Aug 2021
cubelah > spantrosed from 'bauchle' cubelah is the opposite of bauchle which means to 'mess things up', a cubelah on the contrary is absolutely 'cubular', beautifully tubular, supported by the power of 6(or the power of 2 # '3's)
to get a beautiful unique dream endorsed by an A-team, like Cuban and his 'bela'(beautiful) Shark Tank posse dream team
ELAH
> Enterprise, Licensing, Agreement, Hurray!
Etymology of 'Ela'> the place in Isreal where David defeated Goliath
Dang bro! Congrats! you got a cubelah!!! Ya!!! now this cinder-fella's, finally got a cubelah, figting chance!!
by kullexpat
05 Aug 2021
Pronounced as
(jay-ki-shen)
A an internal, master martial artist;Jackie Chan of the spirit, seen in ones eyes
One who incorporates the 3 jewels
jing(essence)
Qi
(energyand shen(spirit/soul) basically a well balanced human being with Shen as the manifestation of the higher nature of human beings and presides over the emotions as an all-encompassing awareness of truth. Shen is expressed as wisdom, love, compassion, kindness, generosity, acceptance, forgiveness and tolerance
Hey do you think he can handle all that stress?? Of course hes a J Qi Shen master!!!!
by kullexpat
27 Jul 2021
The nickname of Texas as the result of the mass immigration of Californians to Texas.
Many are afraid that Texafornia will flip to a blue state in a future election.
by skydan5
22 Jul 2021
parscrotinate v (par-scrow-tin-ate); to hold back from going beyond just par, usually because of fear of failure
parscrotinate; a duffer’s prolonged delay of hitting or making ballsier shots, or one who puts off making bolder, more aggressive decisions in life or for whatever is pursued
duffer; an inexperienced person, especially a brand new novice mediocre golfer
Example use I used to shank my balls all the time, I was a constant parscrotinator, couldn’t control the anger and fear So how were you able to keep from parscrotinating, to now being able to hit ballsier shots that have taken you above and beyond par excellence??!! Im a tapscorinater now!! don’t shank my balls anymore! Now before each crucial shot I wash em n shake em, like they were a sack of magic beans, then I make em, like making a wish, I visualize the result of getting it in the hole..... shake n make baby!! Shake n make!! ......You gotta know when to hold em, know when to wash em, know when to shake them, when the heel shankin’s done........and you always count your money, period! Word came from procrastinate v; to delay an action Related image
by kullexpat
07 Jul 2021
one who can 'tap' into their own 'innate', wont procrastinate, or "parscrotinate", hesitating doing what makes them great
whats wrong!!?? Im thinking about it too much!! Then be a tapscorinater!! Just do it!! just tap it in give it a little tap taparoo!! Mr Magoo!
by kullexpat
20 Mar 2021
Pelovid 20; Aka The 'Nasty Pelovid' 20, 20 x more dangerous and painful than the covid, from having to listen to Very Ignorant Democrats(VIDs) ie; Pelosi and all her VIDS, aka Nancy's VIDS
Unfortunately for people who must listen to these Very Ignorant Dems for even a short period of time, it can be a horrible hair raisin event where one is turned into, a vicious vindictive person who experiences sudden outbursts or tantrums to the point where they will pull out their own hair
Following coronavirus restrictions and wearing masks is of vital importance during the pandemic. Unless you’re a member of the Democratic elite and these protocols are inconvenient — then it’s all about you and your needs.
The notion that Pelosi allegedly relied on a salon stylist to apprise her of coronavirus restrictions is worrying on a few levels: For one, it speaks to either ignorance or deliberate obtuseness as to the rules in her own district, it skirts the question “Why didn’t a staff member look them up?” and smacks of elitism and entitlement.
smacks of elitism and entitlement.
That’s a hair-raising combination.
Did you hear about the newest strain???
No what is it?
Its called the Pelovid 20........ and this one is real, and nasty!
by kullexpat
01 Mar 2021
frikin cricken; a corona virus chicken, wearing a mask alone in the car; real dumb
Hey, did you get the corona vaccine yet?
Ya, i did. Why?!
Oh, just asking...........Frikin Cricken!!!
What did you say??
I just said, Frikin Biden is really kickin... ass..ya?
by kullexpat